It's a Boy!

An Owner's Manual for Your New Baby

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: Silent but Deadly Publications

ISBN: 9780953930388

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 47

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An ideal gift for all proud new parents of a baby boy, this cartoon-strip style book will help lighten the load a little between feeds and nappy changes!
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Your Man

An Owner's Manual

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: Silent But Deadly Publications

ISBN: 9780952203261

Category: English wit and humor

Page: 32

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The latest in Martin Baxendale's series of spoof manuals, which includes the popular 'Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual' and 'Your Marriage - An Owner's Manual'. Invaluable advice on the pros and cons of owning and operating a 'male unit.
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The Baby Owner's Manual

Operating Instructions, Trouble-shooting Tips, and Advice on First-year Maintenance

Author: Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht

Publisher: Quirk Books

ISBN: 9781931686235

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 226

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Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.
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Baby

An Owner's Manual : Operating Instructions No Baby Should be Delivered Without

Author: Steve Tague,Julie Long

Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)

ISBN: 0767914198

Category: Humor

Page: 86

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Presents a humorous look at caring for an infant, with instructions on handling, filling, storing, transporting, and cleaning each "model," and includes troubleshooting tips.
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The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a New Dad

Author: Joe Kelly

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1615643354

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 224

View: 6612

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Ask any guy who is expecting his first child and he's likely to tell you the same thing - he's absolutely thrilled to be a dad for the first time, and he's also absolutely terrified. Most new dads don't know the first thing about dealing with a new baby, and while mommy might be interested in more complex topics that range from breastfeeding to colic, most new dads just want to know how not to screw it all up. The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Being a New Dad is written to be both highly usable and practical, with a bit of enouraging wit in between. First time dads will learn the daddy essentials for caring for a newborn, from what the expect when baby first arrives, to changing those first diapers without a disaster, to the basics of feeding and burping, to getting baby to sleep (so mom and dad can sleep, too), and how to help mommy as she heals and deals with the enormous changes that she's experiencing both mentally and physically. The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Being a New Dad is the perfect guide for any new dad who needs to be armed with a little essential knowledge and a whole lot of encouragement.
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Survival Notes for New Parents

Inspiration for an Amazing Adventure

Author: Robert Stofel

Publisher: Paulist Press

ISBN: 0809145901

Category: Religion

Page: 202

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These brief, yet insightful, notes are filled with wisdom and humor as new parents learn to deal with the joys, frustrations and responsibilities of their new vocation.
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The Pediatrician's New Baby Owner's Manual

Your Guide to the Care & Fine-tuning of Your New Baby

Author: Horst D. Weinberg

Publisher: Quill Driver Books

ISBN: 9781884956072

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 193

View: 1864

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This manual covers everything from what to get for the nursery, to recognizing the seriously ill child, to disciplining with love, and will appeal to both new parents and those buying gifts for new parents. Written in a folksy, warm, simple-to-understand, commonsense manner, this book is chock-full of useful information.
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How to Be Married

An Instruction Manual for Newlyweds

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780955050084

Category:

Page: 48

View: 1993

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The perfect fun gift-book for newlyweds, written and illustrated by Martin Baxendale, best-selling author of Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual (over 400,000 copies sold). This is the latest in Martin's series of whacky gift-books for all occasions and a great choice for anyone looking for a jokey wedding present or for a funny Christmas gift for recent newlyweds. Like Martin's other gift-books, How To Be Married is an hilarious spoof instruction manual; in this case, an essential guide to the art of marital rowing that will help prepare the happy couple for the many blissful years of arguing, squabbling, quarrelling, bickering and falling-out which lie ahead. The secret of a successful marriage, says author Martin Baxendale, is to choose a partner who is compatible, one who likes to have a good row about the same sort of things you do, then to keep working on those vital rowing skills and techniques that are such an important part of married life. This invaluable handbook is packed with tips and hints on how to do just that.
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