Coloring on many sarcastic quotes and pictures makes you relax and have fun.
Coloring on many sarcastic quotes and pictures makes you relax and have fun. A humorous adult coloring book that will surely get a big laugh from your beloved birthday celebrant. Best birthday gift ideas for your friend, husband, wife, family member's birthday. Each book has 62 pages, there are blank pages in between designs to ensure that you are not coloring on the back of an image.
Author: Birthday Gifts PublishingPublish On: 2020-01-16
Looking for the perfect gift for your Friend, Husband, Wife, Family Member's birthday?
Author: Birthday Gifts Publishing
Looking for the perfect gift for your Friend, Husband, Wife, Family Member's birthday? Hand over this well-crafted, quality notebook for school, uni, office, or home! suitable for scribbling notes, lessons, drawings, thoughts, ideas, quotes, prayers, and mantras. Features: 6 x 9 Inches Format 110 Pages Tough Paperback, Book Industry Quality Binding
Author: Birthday Sarcastic Gag GiftPublish On: 2019-12-07
Well Look at You Turning 52 and Shit journal: This journal can be used for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments, and more.
Author: Birthday Sarcastic Gag Gift
Well Look at You Turning 52 and Shit journal: This journal can be used for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments, and more. Well Look at You Turning 52 and Shit journal Use it as a diary or gratitude journal, a travel journal or to record your food intake or progress toward your fitness goals. The simple lined pages allow you to use it however you wish. Well Look at You Turning 52 and Shit journal: Paper journals never need to be charged and no batteries are required! You only need your thoughts and dreams and something to write with.These journals also make wonderful gifts, so put a smile on someone's face today!
Author: Birthday Sarcastic Gag GiftPublish On: 2019-12-08
Well Look at You Turning 51 and Shit journal: This journal can be used for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments, and more.
Author: Birthday Sarcastic Gag Gift
Well Look at You Turning 51 and Shit journal: This journal can be used for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments, and more. Well Look at You Turning 51 and Shit journal Use it as a diary or gratitude journal, a travel journal or to record your food intake or progress toward your fitness goals. The simple lined pages allow you to use it however you wish. Well Look at You Turning 51 and Shit journal: Paper journals never need to be charged and no batteries are required! You only need your thoughts and dreams and something to write with.These journals also make wonderful gifts, so put a smile on someone's face today!
Author: Kuphal Wilderman-birthayPublish On: 2021-01-22
This Birthday Guest Book includes a page to write down the name of the person we're celebrating and space for over 400 guests to write down their well wishes, thoughts or even put up a small picture that reminds them of that special person.
Author: Kuphal Wilderman-birthay
Gift someone this cool and fun and original Birthday Guest Book which will be a great addition to an awesome birthday party. Enough of those plain guest books with a well wish on their cover, surprise them with an original and unique guest book which will make the person who is celebrating their birthday and the guests laugh on their party! Perfect keepsake gift for someone to remind them how much they are loved. This Birthday Guest Book includes a page to write down the name of the person we're celebrating and space for over 400 guests to write down their well wishes, thoughts or even put up a small picture that reminds them of that special person.
Author: Birthday Gift Press HousePublish On: 2019-11-28
This beautifully designed customised Notebook Lined Notebook / journal will make the perfect birthday gift for you or who just turning 51th now. This is a journal lined notebook (lined front and back).
Author: Birthday Gift Press House
This beautifully designed customised Notebook Lined Notebook / journal will make the perfect birthday gift for you or who just turning 51th now. This is a journal lined notebook (lined front and back). Simple and elegant. 100 pages, high quality cover and (6 x 9) inches in size. Features - Unique design - Great for class, use as a journal, notebook, diary, planner, and much more - 100 ruled pages of lined paper - High-quality paper - Professionally designed thick cover - Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils - 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for home or traveling - Printed on White Paper - Perfect birthday gift for girls, women, men, mom, daughter.
Look At You Turning 51 And Stuff is a 6"x9" softcover, blank lined journal you can give to a lucky birthday recipient.
Author: Felton Press
Look At You Turning 51 And Stuff is a 6"x9" softcover, blank lined journal you can give to a lucky birthday recipient. Details 110 pages of high-quality paper. Professional glossy cover. Date line at the top to help organize ideas. The perfect gift for that perfect birthday boy or girl. Great for a birthday party, surprise party or when you need the perfect gag gift.
I can't see I said I felt someone on me I turn on the light and it was the women amber was gone I was so scared I ... I reach over slow in turn off the TV and it went black and the lights was on an amber was there looking at me crazy my ...
She jumped up and started turning around in circles. “Nana, look at me, I got your big ass, Mama's face and personality, and my daddy's hazel green eyes. Jordan would be a fool not ... He ain't going anywhere, look at me, shit.” “Well ...
Author: Yvette Wright
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
This Novel will take you into the lives of several different black women who have different ways of surviving. Andrea is the C.E.O of her own multi-million dollar cleaning company. Mrs. Scott, who holds several degree ́s, is a retired college professor and battling stage four breast cancer. Then there ́s the beautiful "green eyed monster" Tranasha, who hasn ́t finished high school, can ́t keep a job and doesn ́t want one... But hey, she has her own lottery ticket to help her get out of the ghetto and her fiancee, Mr. Jordan Kyle Scott III, who owns a multi-million dollar commercial real estate company. If Tranasha ́s mother, Mildred has anything to say about it, Traci better use any means necessary to Trap Jordan, even lie about the paternity of their son Jamaal. Traci ́s mother, Mildred, who comes from five generations of welfare recipients, has no problem marrying elderly men just for their money, and if you get in her way, she will cut you. She ́s even given up her own children for a man... Come and explore these characters with me and other interesting women that will keep you wondering, what ́s next?
Turning back to the Negro, he said, “Dry as a bone here. Nothing rusts. ... “No shit?” Calvin said. “So where we be, anyway? This be Utah or something weird like that? Missouri? ... We got tourists everywhere you look.
“If you decide to turn my amp off on Sunday, please don't tell anyone, especially me.” “Shut the fuck up, shitebag. ... You've got a good sound going, stop being so down on yourself – that's my job. ... “Shit, I'm really sorry.
Author: Danny Gillan
Publisher: Jakobian Books
Some aspiring musicians wait a lifetime for that elusive record deal. Bryan Rivers waited three days longer. As if dealing with the suicide of her clinically depressed husband wasn’t difficult enough, to Claire Rivers’ amazement one of the biggest record companies in the country suddenly wants to offer him a contract. When his ‘status’ is viewed as only a minor inconvenience, she begins to wonder if someone, somewhere, is playing a very distasteful joke on her. Set in 2006, Will You Love Me Tomorrow is a comedy about death, depression, grief, loss, friendship, family, haircuts and the music business.
Marjorie asked, turning to face Cindy. “Look,” Cindy said wearily. “Maybe you mean well and maybe I'm being a shit. But I've been through this before. This is Cathy's trip. This goes on until she's ready 51.
Author: Michael Bowen
Publisher: Minotaur Books
A dead body is discovered in a locked room in a country house in the affluent Virginia suburbs of Washington, D.C. Nine people were present in the house at the time, nine people who saw nothing they'd like to report and did nothing they're willing to confess to. A document that might relate to a CIA scandal in the recent past--or to a presidential election in the near future--is missing, and much sought after. No one will know exactly what it means until it's found. But would someone be willing to kill for it? The key to this complicated puzzle lies with two sisters, two young women who don't quite fit into Washington's high-stakes political arena. Retired Foreign Service agent Richard Michaelson and his friend Marjorie Randolph find themselves at the middle of this whirlwind of political and personal intrigue, and must do more than sort clues. For the most challenging locked room you're likely to encounter in Washington, D.C., is your own mind.
She looked around again before heading back towards the door. “Danny?” “Andrea.” She jumped in the air and grabbed her chest, turning back towards the dumpster. “Danny? Where are you?” Stepping out from behind the metal rubbish ...
So fast I wasn't sure I saw it move. Its body stayed still, and its head had moved a complete 180 degrees around to see Miranda, before turning back to look at me. “... Well that was spooky,” Miranda muttered. “No shit,” I agreed.
Author: Taylor Stutesman
The nuclear fallout from the end of World War III is devastating, and the radiation produced steadily spreads and kills any life that managed to survive the nuclear detonations. Mankind, desperate to save the planet, produces a miracle: genetically modified vegetation that can devour radiation. The miracle works, albeit much better than the scientists predicted. While mankind hides behind walls the height of skyscrapers, an organization known as the Church steps out of the shadows. They possess Adams and Eves-humans with supernatural abilities. Jonathon Aster, a man with a dark past, meets Miranda through accidental circumstances, but she is about to change his life forever. He suspects she is an Eve, and now, he's got more than monsters to worry about. The Church is on its way.
EXCESS 50 Then she was there , between us , and she was saying the most incomprehensible sentence , like a new language or something , stopping the turning of the world . She said , you know about the eleventh commandment , don't you ...
Author: Lidia Yuknavitch
Publisher: University of Alabama Press
In interconnected and mutually enfolding texts protagonists face off with some deformation of being: psychological, sexual, political, philosophical. Plots play out across the body, as if formed, deformed, reformed by culture. Drugs, violence, and sex inscribe the literal flesh of "figures" standing in for what formerly passed for character. In these fictions a woman is more likely to appear with a needle in her arm than a baby. Sometimes a woman cannot be distinguished from a man at all. Cutting from subject to object, severing the eye/I from skin, these fictions bring America back to its body. In Liberty's Excess, capitalism and individualism lose their cover stories, releasing desire all over culture's deadening hum. Yuknavitch is both master and mistress of this dis-formed beauty, creating a landscape neither Waste Land nor Kansas nor Pomo Glitter.
He only looked away, chuckled, and shook his head. ... Jase turned back to look at her and laughed as he said, “I don't think my 'friend' would approve. ... “Well, if I were to get his approval then would you take me to lunch?
Author: Mike Newsome
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Jase and Makalyn were certainly never the type to meet each other. Makalyn was kind and sweet-hearted; she listened and followed the rules and guidelines set by her parents and religion, and eagerly found the good in life, always looking to please. Jase was rough. He had no future ahead of him, no family support whatsoever, and was condemned by society for reasons he knew not. Yet when Makalyn moved to Rhodesdale and out of good nature befriended the tyrant, both parties quickly change for the good and the worse, and soon found themselves immersed in feelings that they found unexplainable. Follow them as the world pushes them to the limits of their love, and see just how far they will go and what promises they will make for what they believe is true love.
“Who granted you permission to play music?” “You said to make myself comfortable ... What is this shit? ... Not on this note. He's the first man one has entertained in a year. “Dave—” Daniel M. Jaffe “Yeah?” He turned. Such a sour look; 51.
Author: Daniel M Jaffe
Publisher: Lethe Press
With great humor and sensitivity, bear writer Daniel M. Jaffe's novel The Limits of Pleasure follows Dave Miller, a forty-year old bearish gay man, living in Boston in an escalating skirmish to reconcile his Jewish and gay identities. A year after the death of his Holocaust-surviving grandmother, Dave leaves Boston for Amsterdam, the home of Anne Frank, whom his Grandma revered. Dave, feeling underserving to confront the suffering that Grandma endured in the concentration camps, cannot bring himself to visit Anne Frank's house. Angry at himself and the world, Dave repeatedly seeks out risky erotic trysts that mix sacred ritual with profane hedonism. Then he meets Alexander, a sexually reserved Dutchman of Indonesian heritage, who has identity conflicts of his own. The relationship shakes both men's lives to their core.
“Do you deny these allegations?” she asked. ... “Well, it seems that our witness will be the judge of that. ... “Scarlet turned to our colleague, Janice, and said that he was an ugly piece of shit and no one wanted to fuck him.
Author: E. L. Todd
Publisher: E. L. Todd
Book Fifty-One of the Forever and Ever Series The epic conclusion to the Forever and Ever Series. Will Roland be saved? Will the gang get their happily ever after?