Chock-full of hundreds of rib-tickling jokes for the whole family, this game book is sure to be a knockout for entertaining game nights, road trips, sleepovers,a nd beyond!" -- Back cover.
Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: Sourcebooks Wonderland
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
The Ultimate Joke Challengeis all fun and games...until somebody gets a bad case of the giggles! In this epic showdown, players compete in multi-level rounds of hilarious jokes, silly tongue twisters, bonus activities, and more, to answer the ultimate question: who will get the most laughs? Chock full of hundreds of rib-tickling jokes for the whole family, this clean game book perfect for reluctant young readers is sure to be a knockout for entertaining game nights, road trips, sleepovers, and beyond! Just try not to laugh! On your mark, get set...start joking! Features include: 8 joke rounds, plus A fill-in-the-blank joke round Tongue-twister round Shout challenge round Mumble challenge round Charades round Total knockout tiebreaker round
Author: Gordon Hideaki NagaiPublish On: 2016-05-10
With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just ...
Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
In hardcover for the first time, Rob Elliot brings together two timeless joke books full of hilarious hits that will never go out of style.
Author: Rob Elliott
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
From the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series comes a 2-in-1 collectible hardcover bind-up of Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids and Laugh-Out-Loud Road Trip Jokes for Kids! In hardcover for the first time, Rob Elliot brings together two timeless joke books full of hilarious hits that will never go out of style. Packed full of side-splitters, tongue-twisters, knee-slappers, and even games and puzzles, you’ll want to keep this on hand for the whole family, the whole year round! Q: How do pandas fight? A: With their bear hands! Q: What kind of people travel a lot? A: Romans!
INTRODUCTION Welcome to the premier edition of 1001 Ultimate Pilipino Jokes
. We present to you a handy reference collector's edition of the best clean Pilipino jokes . The jokes included in this book are presented in Pilipino or Tagalog ...
Author: Arturo B. Rodriguez
Publisher: Arturo B Rodriguez
1001 ULTIMATE PILIPINO JOKES is an entertaining, fun filled book designed for every Pilipino who enjoys wholesome humor. Presented in Pilipino or Tagalog language, the book delivers plenty of tasty humors that will have you laughing all the way.
This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 400+ funny jokes for kids Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Knock knock jokes, dialogue jokes, animal jokes, and MORE! From this Funny Joke Book... I saw a man deposit a clock into the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time! HAHA! I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in? LOL! If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke. Why? The ice will crack up! HAHA! Q: How do dolphins send messages? A: By sea-mail! LOL! Q: Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away! HAHA! Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Geno! Geno who? Geno any good jokes? Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
Jokes of all sorts, guaranteed to crack a smile on the face of even the most humor
-challenged person, will keep you in stitches (but preferably not the medical kind
!). Get ready, sit back, and relax. . .with The Ultimate Joke Book, a sure-fire way ...
Author: Daniel E. Harmon
Category: American wit and humor
Consists of long and short jokes, grouped by topic.
Can jokes go too far? Can they hurt feelings? Absolutely. It's guaranteed that at
least one joke in this book will offend you; it simply goes with the territory. Just
remember that the events depicted in jokes are fictitious. Similarities to any
Author: Scott McNeely
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
How could any of these groups enjoy the jokes if they were not available in
printed form? And then I remembered the requests I had received from people all
over the world to publish the jokes in book form. So here it is – what I hope is the
Author: David Minkoff
This is, quite simply, the most comprehensive collection of Jewish jokes, ever! The author has sourced over 1000 jokes and witty anecdotes that will have your sides splitting. With topics ranging from Rabbis to relationships; hairdressers to honeymoons; Bar Mitzvahs to bodybuilders; and from shopping, dating and in-laws to miracles, Viagra and chutzpah - and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them. This unique book also contains jokes for children, a compatability test for dating couples, humourous quips that can be used in speeches for special occasions, and a generous sprinkling of naughtier jokes.
These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with.
Author: Chester Croker
Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma!
Author: Hugh Murmie
New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish.
Author: Llewellyn Dowd
Publisher: Random House
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
You’ll find the wildest, filthiest, and funniest jokes anywhere, handpicked and printed exactly as they’re told on stage … and everywhere else … by the world’s best joke teller, Jackie Martling.
Author: Jackie Martling
Publisher: Post Hill Press
You asked for it, and here they are! The culmination of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s sixty-nine years of traveling the globe trading jokes with countless incredibly eclectic folks. The only thing more fun than reading Jackie Jokes will be telling these jokes to your friends. You’ll find the wildest, filthiest, and funniest jokes anywhere, handpicked and printed exactly as they’re told on stage … and everywhere else … by the world’s best joke teller, Jackie Martling.
This bathroom joke book is the ultimate bathroom reader and has over 600 funny jokes and will be the most entertaining bathroom book all adults, men and women with humor to last the whole year.
Author: Juicy Quotes
This bathroom joke book is the ultimate bathroom reader and has over 600 funny jokes and will be the most entertaining bathroom book all adults, men and women with humor to last the whole year. It is now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. The Bathroom Joke Book is a must have addition to any bathroom and the perfect funny birthday or Christmas present.
Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Jokes from this funny book... Knock knock! Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who?
Author: Johnny Laughing
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children. 150+ funny knock knock jokes! Excellent for early and beginning readers Hours of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for kids Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny knock knock joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Jokes from this funny book... Knock knock! Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing this? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Moo! Moo who? Are you a cow or an owl? Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This funny joke book is full of funny knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These knock knock will make you and your friends giggle. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today! Tags: knock knock, knock knock jokes for kids, funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, knock knock jokes for kids, knock knock jokes, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, ages 5-12, ages 6-8, preteen, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, humor, comedy,jokes, jokes for kids, yo momma jokes, cheesy jokes, free knock knock jokes for kids, short jokes, best joke book, dog jokes, stupid jokes, medical jokes, children joke books, sports jokes, funny kids jokes, free joke books, kids comedy
A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series.
Author: Kathi Wagner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!
Which unicorn smells? The poo-nicorn. Full of jokes, puns and one-liners about unicorns, mermaids, fairies and much, much more. This book is hot-to-trot and you'll laugh yourself hoarse--the perfect gift for unicorn-crazy kids.
Publisher: Egmont UK Limited
Get ready to giggle glitter and laugh yourself silly in this hilarious new joke book all about unicorns!Full of jokes, puns, and one-liners about unicorns, mermaids, fairies, and much more. This book is hot-to-trot and you'll laugh yourself hoarse! The perfect gift for readers age 5 and up with a sparkly foiled cover and purple inside printing for an extra special magical touch.
Child: Dad, I’m hungryDad: Hello hungry, I’m Dad!Celebrate the sense of humour that’s so bad it’s great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes.
Author: Jim Chumley
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD
Child: Dad, I’m hungryDad: Hello hungry, I’m Dad!Celebrate the sense of humour that’s so bad it’s great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all – it’s sure to make you laugh and cry.