They Call Me Fred the Landlord

They Call Me Fred  the Landlord

Canadian Cataloguing in Publication Data Miller , Fred , 1952They call me Fred — the landlord ISBN 1-55212-232-8 1. Landlords — Humor . 2. Canadian wit and humor ( English ) * I. Milroy , Steven John . II . Title . HD1394.5.

Author: Fred Miller

Publisher: Trafford on Demand Pub

ISBN: 1552122328

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 290

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A hilarious and true look at the life of a landlord. Fred Miller was your typical beer drinking, pizza eating bachelor until one day he became a Landlord. This lapse in judgement had 12 years of disaster written all over it. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll scream "I don't believe it" but unfortunately for Fred... it was all true! There is something for everyone in this book -- whether you are dealing with banks, lawyers, real estate agents, appliances, City Hall, tenants, illegal suites, golf, fishing, Morning Glory or Revenue Canada, it's all here.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

They Call Me Fred the Landlord

They Call Me Fred the Landlord

12 years as a Landlord to that and you get 107 chapters of raw humour, You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll say "I don't believe it".

Author: Fred Miller

Publisher:

ISBN: 1771368926

Category: Humor

Page: 294

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Categories: Humor

Book Marketing Demystified

Book Marketing Demystified

One author told me he would keep sending every one of his relatives another copy as a gift each Christmas until they died or the pile was gone – whichever came first. His book [They Call Me Fred The Landlord, ...

Author: Bruce T. Batchelor

Publisher: Agio Publishing House

ISBN: 9781897435007

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 180

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Book Marketing DeMystified: SELF-PUBLISHING SUCCESS Do you want to sell more copies of your self-published book? Of course you do. This book reveals "how" you will achieve publishing success. Discover which sales and marketing tactics are creating results for other authors. Learn how the modern book publishing industry actually functions, including little-known practices that could hold the key to your profitability. Each concept is explained and illustrated with inspiring true-life stories of authors who have achieved success on their own terms. Book Marketing DeMystified: SELF-PUBLISHING SUCCESS is based on 10 months of interviews with industry insiders and bestselling indie (self-publishing) authors who have used iUniverse, Xlibris, Trafford, Lulu and other services, or have done it all on their own. Learn how one author sold over one million copies, hardly any of those through bookstores. Each author reveals the hits and misses of sales and marketing where innovation and clever choices bring best results and satisfaction. In this book, author Bruce Batchelor -- who invented the print-on-demand publishing process that has enabled indie authors to sell tens of millions of books -- helps you pick "which specific marketing efforts will be most time-efficient and cost-effective for you, your book and your purpose." By creating the right marketing mix, you will be successful in selling your book "and" will enjoy yourself along the way! About author BRUCE BATCHELOR A bestselling author, Bruce speaks at writers conferences and consults to the publishing industry. He is the editor and CEO at Agio Publishing House and lives with his wife and son in Victoria, BC, Canada.
Categories: Business & Economics

Happy Like Murderers

Happy Like Murderers

They had gone to the nearest pub, the Wellington, thirty yards away along 'little' Cromwell Street on the corner of Wellington Street, and call-me-Fred, the new landlord, had spelled out the broad-minded, free-and-easy, anything-goes ...

Author: Gordon Burn

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 9780571265060

Category: True Crime

Page: 400

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An account of two people - Fred and Rose West - who lived together, raised (and killed) children, provided sexual services for anyone interested, and pretended to provide social services for single women. Investigated and told by one of the greatest journalists and writers of the last twenty years, this is the most powerful and upsetting true crime book you will ever read.
Categories: True Crime

Inventory

Inventory

What are you talking about? Remember they used to call me that vhen I first came here, but I asked people to call me Fred. It sounded more American.” He was excited now, reminding Jimmy that Fredericksburg, a neighboring city is called ...

Author: Wolfgang Rauner

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781503545571

Category: Fiction

Page: 132

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Jimmy Castle, a homeless, handsome young drifter broke and down on his luck and a pretty, young waitress meet serendipitously in an old diner on the New York waterfront. Feeling sorry for him, she invites him to crash for a few days in her apartment. Two young people from opposite sides of the country, far away from home, are attracted to each other, which leads to an unlikely relationship with a retired, lonely Jewish widower living in an Orthodox Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn. The old man, while helping a friend take inventory in his neighborhood hardware store, discovers a crate filled with old, discarded rusty nails and screws, which trigger a trove of terrible tragic memories. Together they embark on a voyage of discovery about a people and a history Jimmy never learned about in school. Eventually falling in love and the thought of marriage, Jimmy goes home to Texas to find the answer to a secret that has haunted him ever since he met Sam, the old man in whose house he finds refuge.
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Camelopardis Castle

Camelopardis Castle

"You're hired. The woodshed's out the back. You can start there." "Um, yes. Thank you Mr Mr ..." "Call me Fred" "Right. Mr Fred. I'll start now shall I Mr Fred? Tonight?" he began but the Landlord had already bustled off to serve ...

Author: Kevin Houghton

Publisher: Booktango

ISBN: 9781468927108

Category: Humor

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In Camelopardis, a Castle of stupendous size and running costs King Vulpecula faces a dilemma as he attempts to refill the royal coffers. He needs a rich young suitor to take the hand of his daughter Andromeda in marriage! The subsequent dowry would prove a godsend to the ailing economy! A sense of disillusionment amongst the lower orders disturbs Glimmergoyne, the long serving Head Butler. His stoic attempts to maintain propriety go largely unheeded. The unexpected arrival of a handsome young farm boy throws a ray of hope into the mix but what follows is a litany of bawdy misunderstandings that results in the one thing Glimmergoyne, the erstwhile Head Butler fears : change!
Categories: Humor

Harper s New Monthly Magazine

Harper s New Monthly Magazine

growled the landlord , “ if “ Why don't you answer ? " he cried . " Is it this ain't a tomfool's errand ! ... of by Fred calling me . the gulf VOL . XV.-No. 87. - CC me . “ There's nobody alive in that hole to - night THE WHIRLPOOL .

Author: Henry Mills Alden

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ISBN: UCBK:B000541561

Category: American literature

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Harper's informs a diverse body of readers of cultural, business, political, literary and scientific affairs.
Categories: American literature

Many Years Ago in Arkansas

Many Years Ago in Arkansas

He was actually dying, so I had to stop working to stay and look after him and Sister. ... I went to the landlord, and Fred told me he would get rid of them for me. ... She came over and said, “My God, why didn't you call me?

Author: Jennie Mathis Silcott

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781465321992

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 177

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This book is about the lives and times of a real familynot only the struggles and the unbelievable heartaches and disappointments in our lives, but also how the Lord worked in our lives in the midst of it all. It is with godly fear and much humility that I undertake the task of writing this book as I am in no sense of the word a writer. My purpose in writing this book is to help and give courage to someone that may think his or her situation hopeless. My prayer is that God may make this book a blessing to many. Our mother was born Ida Louise Durham, on October 28, 1921, the third living child of Mrs. Bertha McQuire Durham and Mr. Jeff Durham, in Marianna, Arkansas. She attended school in Arkansas. She lost her father at the age of seven years. Life began to be difficult from that day on. It is unbelievable the hardships this lady went through, but she was a fighter from her heart. She never let the disappointments in her life get her down. She always told us, When life knocks you down, dont lay there, get yourself up. Tomorrow is another day. She truly was an example to us, her children, and to many people who came her way during her seventy-seven years of life.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

The Girls From Mersey View

The Girls From Mersey View

'There's no need for you to have to go trailing down town to see the landlord, Mrs Copperfield. I'll send one of my men and the lad ... 'Of course, and I think it's time you started to call me Fred. We are neighbours, after all,' he ...

Author: Lyn Andrews

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781472269652

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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In her nostalgic and heart-warming saga, Sunday Times bestselling author Lyn Andrews evokes the ups and downs of life in the back streets of 1930s Liverpool 'An outstanding storyteller' Woman's Weekly Liverpool, 1935. Monica and Joan Copperfield are firm friends. Monica dreams of a better life as a hairdresser - though her parents are suspicious of such a glamorous profession. Joan has her eye on a job at Crawford's biscuit factory, with cheap chocolate biscuits as an irresistible perk. When Monica catches the eye of her boss's son, she's flattered. But could he ever be serious about a back-street girl? Meanwhile Glaswegian Jim is keen on Joan - but she's grown up around a bad marriage, and is suspicious of romance. Yet Jim's kindness and sense of humour are hard to resist . . . Shocking secrets, lifelong friendships and the unbreakable spirit of a working-class community facing war are woven irresistibly together in Lyn Andrews' evocative novel. Readers are loving The Girls From Mersey View 'What a delightful story' ***** 'I loved the characters and the setting. This is a story of hope and friendship and I highly recommend' ***** 'What a delight this book was to read ... an inspirational story' ***** 'I loved this book and would recommend it to anyone' *****
Categories: Fiction

Harper s New Monthly Magazine

Harper s New Monthly Magazine

growled the landlord , “ if “ Why don't you answer ? ” he cried . “ Is it this ain't a tomfool's errand ! ... said Above all the roar and tumult I thought I dis- Fred . tinguished a human cry . ... I shrieked his name .

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Harper s Magazine

Harper s Magazine

growled the landlord , “ if " Why don't you answer ? ” he cried . “ Is it this ain't a tomfool's errand ! ... I was interrupted was visible ; no human cry answered us out of by Fred calling me . the gulf . VOL . XV.-No. 87.

Author: Henry Mills Alden

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105007119345

Category: American literature

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Important American periodical dating back to 1850.
Categories: American literature

The Daffodils Of Newent

The Daffodils Of Newent

Fred could hardly credit he had gone for good and waited, fuming, for a further ten minutes before investigating. Danby had gone. ... The landlord looked at him knowingly. 'Thought you 'ad 'em ... 'Call me Fred, Aunty Vi. I remember you ...

Author: Susan Sallis

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781448109456

Category: Fiction

Page: 384

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They were called the Daffodil Girls, spirited and bright, enduring, loving and dancing their way through the gay and desperate twenties. April, who married the tortured and sexually suspect David Daker, convinced she could blot out his memories of the trenches. May, pregnant by her handsome music-hall star husband, who refused to settle down and become a family man. March, loved and betrayed by the man who had fathered her child, and who still wanted her, in spite of everything.
Categories: Fiction

The 250 Questions Every Landlord Should Ask

The 250 Questions Every Landlord Should Ask

Approval of Applicant November 17, 2009 Fred and Wilma Mercer 989 West North Street Jeffers, PA 18998 Dear Fred and Wilma: I am pleased to inform you that your ... Please call me at 7175551255 to set a time to sign the lease. We will ...

Author: George Sheldon

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781440520518

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 192

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As the U.S. housing crisis deepens, more former homeowners are becoming renters. Other people are purchasing foreclosed or devalued properties and turning them into rental units. There are great opportunities for investors seeking to become landlords--but they must beware of pitfalls as well. This compact, easy-to-follow guide is a helpful tool for landlords and those who are considering renting out their properties. Using a question-and-answer format, George Sheldon explains how to: decide on the right rent to charge; screen tenants to find the good ones and discourage bad ones; deal with unexpected expenses; resolve landlord-tenant disputes; and more. This concise, non-technical guide will provide quick, clean answers to the top 250 questions about how to be the best landlord and reap the best profits.
Categories: Business & Economics

The Fred Carver Mysteries Volume Three

The Fred Carver Mysteries Volume Three

He was afraid she was going to inform him that time had flown. “Let me give you my card,” he said. “Will you call me if you learn or think of anything else about Marla Cloy? ... Wouldn't be in the landlord business long if I did that.

Author: John Lutz

Publisher: Open Road Media

ISBN: 9781504055840

Category: Fiction

Page: 1725

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Florida PI Fred Carver is back—in the final set of crime thrillers from the New York Times–bestselling author who “just keeps getting better and better” (Tony Hillerman). New York Times– and USA Today–bestselling author John Lutz has been hailed as “a major talent” by John Lescroart and “one of the masters” by Ridley Pearson. “Lutz offers up a heart-pounding roller coaster” (Jeffery Deaver) in his thrillers and “knows how to make you shiver” (Harlan Coben). “The Carver series is the finest work yet by this prolific author” (St. Louis Post-Dispatch). After a criminal’s bullet shattered not only his knee but also his career as an Orlando cop and his marriage, Fred Carver starts over as a private detective. In this award-winning ten-book series, Lutz’s “dogged Carver is a believably heroic guy, tough, scarred and able to exhibit fear and courage at the same time” (Publishers Weekly). Spark: A retired schoolteacher turns to Carver after receiving an anonymous note that her husband was murdered. Her case takes the PI into the depths of Solartown: a stately Florida retirement community where seventy is the new forty, golf carts are the only way to get around, and death from natural causes is nowhere to be found. “Down and dirty . . . a good, fast read.” —The Houston Post Torch: Carver has to approach his latest case from every angle—as members of a love triangle start suddenly dying and disappearing, beginning with the woman who hired him minutes before her death. “For a long-running series, this one is still hot . . . with lots of nice noir touches to give it texture. The dialogue is brisk and brittle, the action gets nasty when it must, and the characters are as shady as the sunny climate allows.” —The New York Times Book Review Burn: When he is accused of stalking a woman he swears he’s never met, building contractor and recent widower Joel Brant asks Carver for help clearing his name. But as the PI digs into the case, he begins to wonder who’s stalking whom? “Riveting . . . Lutz’s eye for Florida noir is impeccable . . . Top of the line.” —Publishers Weekly Lightning: An explosion at a Florida clinic causes Carver’s lover, Beth, to miscarry. The police arrest an anti-abortion fanatic, but when the violence continues, Carver pursues the bomber on his own. “Lutz is an expert—he’ll have you glued to the page.” —The Denver Post
Categories: Fiction

Chamber s Journal of Popular Literature Science and Arts

Chamber s Journal of Popular Literature  Science and Arts

But what fixed my atten- to the landlord , was profane , and no answer , as I told tion most was hearing the name of Dalby ... You were very crusty last night with me , Fred , It was the landlord , ' said Roberts faintly . my boy ...

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ISBN: UIUC:30112077178439

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The Erie Train Boy

The Erie Train Boy

“ Where have you been ? ” he inquired abruptly . " I have been to ride , " answered Fred , with an appearance of unconcern . “ I thought you were going to call on Sinclair . " “ So I was , but after you left I decided to take a walk in ...

Author: Horatio Alger

Publisher:

ISBN: NYPL:33433082526041

Category: American fiction

Page: 201

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Relates the adventures of a young boy who supports his family by working on the Erie trains selling cards, newspapers, and novels.
Categories: American fiction

At the Age for Love

At the Age for Love

So unaware of the story of this man's people or the history of his nation, yet bearing an heir to him, the only one left in his family, the rest dead ... No landlord hovering over me. ... You'll have to call me Maharaja Fred Turner.

Author: Reginald N. Shires

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 146345192X

Category: Fiction

Page: 352

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At the Age for Love--A novel of Bangalore during World War II, is an extraordinary story of a soldier''s family waiting for his safe return from the Africa Front where he serves with a British tank unit pressing hard against the Germans in the desert of Libya. The chronicle begins with the soldier, Capt. Edward Thompson, saying goodbye to his wife Amelia and son Paddy and ends with his return at the end of the war. The story, narrated in incredible detail, tells how the boy and his mother with their relatives and friends live in this hectic military city in South India, where those who stay behind are swept along into the rushing, wild stream of British history in India during a time of war. The lives of these women--and their children--provide a bold story of Anglo-India in this multihued Indian landscape where rogues and villains and the honest, hard-working, church-going, form relationships in this bold saga as men and women cross family and racial boundaries in their search for love. The city of Bangalore with its cluster of towns around British army barracks comes alive with memorable characters and this novel follows their tense and gripping relationships. The ending, where these fun-loving characters come together in a frail boat on the peaceful Cauvery River at Seringapatnam near sunset, has much to say about life and the human mystery and the vision it offers us as we live in a changing world.
Categories: Fiction

The British Drama

The British Drama

His leave of absence expired , he re- could be found such another son ? turned to his regiment , depending on my proFred . But tell me my father's name , mise , and well assured of my esteem . As soon know how to shun him . as my ...

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ISBN: UCAL:B3123448

Category: English drama

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Categories: English drama

FRED M WHITE Premium Collection 60 Murder Mysteries Crime Novels Including 200 Short Stories Illustrated

FRED M  WHITE Premium Collection  60  Murder Mysteries   Crime Novels  Including 200  Short Stories  Illustrated

which is good and sweet amongst these men, then I shall go to Mary and beg of her, beg of her to let me have the ... Within six months you and Mary will be ideally happy, and Cornwall will be the richer for a good landlord and a man of ...

Author: Fred M. White

Publisher: e-artnow

ISBN: 9788026871668

Category: Fiction

Page: 14776

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This carefully crafted ebook: "FRED M. WHITE Premium Collection: 60+ Murder Mysteries & Crime Novels; Including 200+ Short Stories (Illustrated)” is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: By Order of the League The Midnight Guest A Fatal Dose The Island of Shadows The Crimson Blind Tregarthen's Wife Blackmail The Weight of the Crown A Shadowed Love My Lady Bountiful A Golden Argosy The Cardinal Moth The Corner House The Ends of Justice The House of Schemers The Lord of the Manor The Slave of Silence The Yellow Face The Nether Millstone The Five Knots The Edge of the Sword The Lonely Bride Craven Fortune The Law of the Land The Mystery of the Four Fingers The Sundial Netta A Queen of the Stage The Scales of Justice A Crime on Canvas The Golden Rose Paul Quentin A Front of Brass Hard Pressed The White Glove A Mummer's Throne The Secret of the Sands The Man Called Gilray The House of Mammon A Royal Wrong A Secret Service The Sentence of the Court Powers of Darkness The Mystery of the Ravenspurs The Day Ambition's Slave The Seed of Empire The Salt of the Earth The Lady in Blue The Case for the Crown The Wings of Victory The Leopard's Spots The Honour of His House The Man who was Two The Mystery of Room 75 The Councillors of Falconhoe The Master Criminal (True Crime Tales) The Doom of London The Gipsy Tales The Real Drama The Romance of the Secret Service Fund The Adventures of Drenton Denn… Frederick White (1859–1935), mostly known for mysteries, is considered also as one of the pioneers of the spy story.
Categories: Fiction

Chambers s Journal

Chambers s Journal

But what fixed my atten- to the landlord , was profane , and no answer , as I told tion most was hearing the name of Dalby ... You were very crusty last night with me , Fred , • It was the landlord , ' said Roberts faintly , my boy ...

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