... Britain, Britons, Britishness and the British Is It Just Me or Has the Shit Hit the Fan?: Your Hilarious New Guide to Unremitting Global Misery Sorry, But Has There Been a Coup? The Shape of Shit to Come THE SHITSHOW AN 'IS IT JUST ...
Author: Steve Lowe
Publisher: Hachette UK
It was shit. Then the shit hit the fan. Would someone find a way of making it worse? Of course they would! Welcome to THE SHITSHOW...' There's a lot going on these days. Trump, Brexit, Call the Midwife . . . The rise of the robots . . . The rise of Easy Peelers . . . The authors of the bestselling Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? series present an hilarious examination of the new age, asking: ~Is Donald Trump a literary character? ~The AI/robot takeover: has it already happened? ~Are the animals ganging up on us too? ~What is an LGBT sandwich? ~Would you like to make it as an influencer? ~Is Brexit Britain like the 1950s, or the 1930s, or, er, the 780s? ~What is 5G? ~What is consciousness? ~Do you need a smart toilet? ~Are you stronger than clickbait? Just get on with it! Whatever 'it' is.
is the author of the Fuck This Shitshow series of journals and planners. After juggling the bullshit that comes with being an avid hockey mom to three active boys and holding down a nine to five, Kristie would often find comfort in ...
Author: Kristie Breen
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
A Simon Element book. Simon Element has a great book for every reader.
“I agree, but he's probably just in hiding after that shitshow he had in court today.” “How could he overrule the jury's decision like that?” Jo asked. “It was cut and dry.” Jake unlocked his car door, and they got into their seats and ...
Author: WL Knightly
Publisher: BrixBaxter Publishing
Now that Connor Cohen is dead, Silas Cohen is free to live the life he wants. But there are still two men in the way. When Enzo Juarez tries to make a new deal with Fiona, her good intentions get the best of her and she unexpectedly puts Silas in danger. Can Alex’s connections save them this time? All bets are off when it’s every man for themselves in this series’ finale.
1 SHITSHOW elcome to EPISODE ONE of “Ask Me Why The Thought of a Donald Trump Presidency Scares the Shit Out of Me.” I started this ebook series not to convince anyone to change their damn vote or to get you to commiserate with me over ...
“But the whole world's a shitshow right now, Jack. South Africa, Eastern Europe. And don't get me started on the Soviets in Afghanistan.” “You're right,” Ryan said. “But we look at all of that from our offices here.
Author: Marc Cameron
Publisher: Hachette UK
1985: For Jack Ryan, the Cold War is burning hot A top secret F117 aircraft crashes into the Nevada desert. The Nighthawk is the most advanced fighting machine in the world and the Soviets will do anything to get their hands on its secrets. In East Berlin, a mysterious figure contacts the CIA with an incredible offer: invaluable details of his government's espionage plans in return for asylum. With the East German secret police closing in, someone will have to go to behind the Berlin Wall to investigate the potential defector. It's a job Deputy Director James Greer can only trust to one man - Jack Ryan. Ryan is a former Marine and a brilliant CIA analyst, but this time he's in enemy territory with a professional assassin on his tail. Can he get the right answers before the Cold War turns into a Red Winter? Twenty years after Tom Clancy's classic novel Red Rabbit, this is white-knuckle prequel introduces a never-before-seen Jack Ryan at the beginning of his career.
I reach over to the closet , which is just wider than an ironing board , and toss her a pair of knee socks that say MASTER OF THE SHITSHOW . Well — just one sock . The ninth - floor dryer ate one yesterday , and I'm still in mourning .
Author: Rachel Lynn Solomon
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Category: Young Adult Fiction
“Impossible not to love.” —Rachael Lippincott, #1 New York Times bestselling coauthor of Five Feet Apart A wedding harpist disillusioned with love and a hopeless romantic cater-waiter flirt and fight their way through a summer of weddings in this effervescent romantic comedy from the acclaimed author of Today Tonight Tomorrow. Quinn Berkowitz and Tarek Mansour’s families have been in business together for years: Quinn’s parents are wedding planners, and Tarek’s own a catering company. At the end of last summer, Quinn confessed her crush on him in the form of a rambling email—and then he left for college without a response. Quinn has been dreading seeing him again almost as much as she dreads another summer playing the harp for her parents’ weddings. When he shows up at the first wedding of the summer, looking cuter than ever after a year apart, they clash immediately. Tarek’s always loved the grand gestures in weddings—the flashier, the better—while Quinn can’t see them as anything but fake. Even as they can’t seem to have one civil conversation, Quinn’s thrown together with Tarek wedding after wedding, from performing a daring cake rescue to filling in for a missing bridesmaid and groomsman. Quinn can’t deny her feelings for him are still there, especially after she learns the truth about his silence, opens up about her own fears, and begins learning the art of harp-making from an enigmatic teacher. Maybe love isn’t the enemy after all—and maybe allowing herself to fall is the most honest thing Quinn’s ever done.
Author: Ariel Meadow StallingsPublish On: 2020-07-21
As the shitshow dust settles, this transitional time is the ideal playground for trying new things, freed from the shackles of what the old you allowed yourself to enjoy. Let's dig into this more... you What previous identities have you ...
Author: Ariel Meadow Stallings
Publisher: Hachette UK
Rebound after loss, grief, and the other cruel crises life throws your way with this irreverent guide -- the perfect anti-self-help book. Sometimes your foundation crumbles. Sometimes you realize there wasn't a foundation to begin with. Maybe your relationship ended in a breakup or divorce, or you lost your job, or a loved one died. Whatever crisis showed up to screw with you, it brought everything else crashing down, and suddenly life became confusing, disorienting, out of control. A total shit show. You. Need. Help. Therein lies the problem: Traditional self-help guides just aren't for you. You're an individualist, an iconoclast, a follow-your-own-drumbeat kind of person. The typical sunshine-and-rainbows, "live your best life!" books in the "personal growth" aisle aren't going to speak to your worldview -- you need an embrace-your-weirdness vision for growth and rebuilding. Enter Ariel Meadow Stallings, who has experienced a few life catastrophes of her own and emerged from them with newfound clarity and strength. In From Sh!tshow to Afterglow, she offers a lifeline of support and outside-the-box thinking for times of crisis and confusion, sharing plenty of tactical tips for getting your shit together. Along the way, she never lets readers forget that sometimes a life has to be taken apart before it can be put back together better than ever. Without sugar-coating how deeply it sucks to have your world shattered, From Sh!tshow to Afterglow gives readers a reassuring plan to for putting the pieces back together and emerging stronger than ever.
“River or the shitshow surrounding her?” “Both. I feel like I'm in the middle of a dust storm and can't see anything clearly. One minute she's cautious but accepting. The next she's tossing us out on our ear.
Author: C. F. Francis
Publisher: C. F. Francis
An enthralling tale mixed with tragedy, treachery, and triumph "Run, River, Run" delivers goosebumps of both the suspenseful and sensuous kind! ~InD'tale Magazine As an adolescent, River Chandler escaped the serial killers who slaughtered her family. Her testimony put them in prison for the rest of their lives. With the memory of her family never far from her thoughts, she's built a solitary, but successful life - until terror once again targets her. Seeking peace from the visions of the wounded he's cared for, Special Forces medic, Kevin Slawter is visiting friends on Sanibel. While spending some time on the water, he is helpless when he sees a woman attacked on the beach. His shouts chase the assailant away, but she refuses further assistance. Determine to discover who is behind these acts, Kevin has to convince River to let him into her life. For a woman who has lost everyone she loves, she's determined to keep her distance.
"Quite the shitshow, eh?" "I watched Ivan try to pick up a French supermodel when he was thirteen. She dumped her drink on him and said to the entire party that syphilis was too good for him. I'd always thought the look on his face was ...
Author: Thomas K. Carpenter
Publisher: Black Moon Books
A thrilling fantasy box set about power, privilege, dark magic, and betrayal set amongst the Hundred Halls elite. THIS COMPLETE SERIES INCLUDES FIVE BEST SELLING BOOKS WITH NEARLY 1500 PAGES OF THRILLING ACTION—AND 500 FIVE-STAR REVIEWS/RATINGS! Family is everything. Even if it's dysfunctional. Thrust into a family of grotesque wealth and led by a tyrannical patriarch, Minerva Sune—disgraced former pop star—must navigate a world of cutthroat intrigue and magical scholarship she knows nothing about to stay ahead of a familiar catastrophe that could destroy everyone and everything she's ever known. The Hundred Halls is a multi-series universe with over twenty-five books and more than 6,000 pages of magical academy adventure. If you enjoy reading a well-written contemporary fantasy saga, or are a Harry Potter, or Magicians fan, these books are written for you! Pick it up and—escape to the Hundred Halls!
Zhou raised a hand. “I didn't start watching until season five.” “You only watch because Gunny loves the shitshow,” Werst grumbled. “Your point, Warden Ryder?” Captain Carveg sighed. “That . . .” Craig waved at the screen.
Author: Tanya Huff
Publisher: Astra Publishing House
Former space marine Torin Kerr returns for one final adventure to save the Confederation in the last book in the military science fiction Peacekeeper trilogy. Warden Torin Kerr has put her past behind her and built a life away from the war and everything that meant. From the good, from the bad. From the heroics, from the betrayal. She's created a place and purpose for others like her, a way to use their training for the good of the Confederation. She has friends, family, purpose. Unfortunately, her past refuses to grant her the same absolution. Big Yellow, the ship form of the plastic aliens responsible for the war, returns. The Silsviss test the strength of the Confederation. Torin has to be Gunnery Sergeant Kerr once again and find a way to keep the peace.