The Satanic Nurses

The Satanic Nurses

These are just some of the forty-four witty and outrageously funny pieces that comprise The Satanic Nurses, a satiric anthology of counterfeit lit.

Author: J. B. Miller

Publisher: Macmillan

ISBN: 9781429977982

Category: Humor

Page: 208

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In J.B. Miller's alternative literary universe, Virginia Woolf has a crush on William Powell, Norman Mailer provides "The Rules" for dating, Bridget Jones writes "The Diary of Anais Nin," and J.D. Salinger sends letters to young starlets inviting them to audition for the movie of "Franny." Dave Eggers gives us "A Backbreaking Work of Incredible Thinness," Philip Roth gets into a fight with Nathan Zuckerman, E. Annie Proulx is guilty of "Vocabulary Crimes," and we read the missing transcript of Jonathan Franzen on the Oprah Winfrey Show. We visit Frank McCourt's disturbing childhood in "Angela's Eyelashes," we learn from David Mamet "How It Is To Write," and go "Trainspitting" with Irvine Welsh. Toni Morrison gets "Belabored," P.G. Wodehouse admits that "She's a Right Ho, Jeeves," Mary McCarthy foils Lillian Hellman's attempted assassination of Hitler, David Foster Wallace proves an "Infinite Pest," notes are found for J.R.R. Tolkein's abandoned opus, "The Lord of the Strings," and polar explorer Ernest Shackleton gets lost on the London bus system. These are just some of the forty-four witty and outrageously funny pieces that comprise The Satanic Nurses, a satiric anthology of counterfeit lit.
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The Satanic Nurses

The Satanic Nurses

The Satanic Nurses is the second book in The Seven Sins of the Holy Virgin series. It tells the story of Steve's brave and selfless decision to prostitute himself so the rest of mankind - yes, you included - can sleep peacefully at night.

Author: Steve Tully

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 1505470110

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Page: 78

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You're lying in bed when the woman next to you takes your hand in hers and softly whispers into your ear, 'It's just a little prick, luv.' Welcome to the world of Steve Tully - a world where having a little prick is the least of your worries. A world of abuse: physical, emotional, and, if you play your cards right, sexual. The Satanic Nurses is the second book in The Seven Sins of the Holy Virgin series. It tells the story of Steve's brave and selfless decision to prostitute himself so the rest of mankind - yes, you included - can sleep peacefully at night. OK, so there was also a small matter of 500 quid, but there's no need to tell the taxman about that. Get it, read it, love it, zip it.
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Weekly World News

Weekly World News

By LISA MERAKIS Special correspondent NAPLES, Italy — Horrified nurses in a
hospital intensive care unit watched helplessly as Satan came to the bedside of a
deathly ill heart patient — and wrestled his soul from his body! The terrifying ...

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Page: 44

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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
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The Satanic Witch

The Satanic Witch

The erotic stimulation many men derive from nurses stems from the fact that a
nurse's uniform is usually figure-revealing, very sound in its basic design and
white. Even the pale blue and green uniforms worn by nurses have the waists
where ...

Author: Anton Szandor LaVey

Publisher: Feral House

ISBN: 9781932595581

Category: Body, Mind & Spirit

Page: 284

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The late Anton Szandor LaVey, founder of the Church of Satan, may be the most notoriously familiar for his Satanic Bible, but The Satanic Witch best reflects the discoveries Anton made in his younger days working the carny shows and Mitt Camps. This is undiluted Gypsy lore regarding the forbidden knowledge of seduction and manipulation. The Satanic Witch is not designed for Barbie Dolls, but women cunning and crafty enough to employ the workable formulas within, which instantly surpass the entire catalogue of self-help tomes and New Age idiocies. The Introduction — Peggy Nadramia, High Priestess of the Church of Satan, tells us how this book changed her life. The Afterword — Blanche Barton, Anton LaVey’s biographer, Chairmistress of the Council of Nine, and mother of Satan Xerxes Carnacki LaVey, Anton’s third child, informs us how The Satanic Witch came to pass and influence the behavior of so many women.
Categories: Body, Mind & Spirit

New York Magazine

New York Magazine

... Kent, Ohio Mommy and the Au Pairs Martha W. Berson, Deerfield, III. The
Satanic Nurses David English, West Somerville, Mass. The Plus-Size Turbosluts
Janet Lane, Jamaica Plain, Mass. The Chanterelles M. H. Osborn, Salisbury,
Conn.

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Page: 222

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New York magazine was born in 1968 after a run as an insert of the New York Herald Tribune and quickly made a place for itself as the trusted resource for readers across the country. With award-winning writing and photography covering everything from politics and food to theater and fashion, the magazine's consistent mission has been to reflect back to its audience the energy and excitement of the city itself, while celebrating New York as both a place and an idea.
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Mock nurses of the latest fashion A D 1900

Mock nurses of the latest fashion  A D  1900

Thank you , yes , replied the satanic Nurse Lucretia . ' I own I have a most
romantic past for a young lone woman , if all were known . ' * But I know
something more of you . ' Do you ? * You are a woman without a future , except a
prison or ...

Author: Frederick James Gant

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:24501701905

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Page: 196

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Lord Beaconsfield

Lord Beaconsfield

... ural mothers and Satanic nurses . We are nately in exhausting labor and Saint
- Monday that the poor mother , even in the pangs of introduced to such a
creature under the fine- joviality , which includes Tuesday ; they are childbirth , is
often ...

Author: Georg Brandes

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ISBN: HARVARD:32044010313682

Category: Prime ministers

Page: 49

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Nursing Times

Nursing Times

I'll break Satan wall of silence , warns MP ware A LABOUR MPs ready to ute
Parliamentary privilege By CLARE DOVER & WESLEY WRIGNT nad sisaths to
estite this and they have for a hitte peutic ured intes " Satan ' case blunderers
ratha ed ...

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ISBN: NWU:35558002494173

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Mock nurses of the Latest Fashion A D 1901

Mock nurses of the Latest Fashion  A D  1901

Professional Experiences, in Short Stories, and the Nursing Question : with a
Short Memoir of the Author Frederick James Gant. 6 would - be murderess for ...
said he , as their eyes met . * Thank you , yes , ' replied the satanic Nurse Lucretia
.

Author: Frederick James Gant

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ISBN: NWU:35558005338476

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Page: 264

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The Bulletin

The Bulletin

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ISBN: UCSC:32106020412240

Category: Sydney (N.S.W.)

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Categories: Sydney (N.S.W.)

The Cult Observer

The Cult Observer

Barbara Smith , of Omaha , an ex - member of a satanist group , told 150 social
workers , school nurses , law enforcement officers , Shupe ' s View “ Tantamount
to Denial ” and ministers , about the pernicious effects of certain aspects of ...

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ISBN: WISC:89077888683

Category: Cults

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Categories: Cults

The Dictionary of Canadian Quotations

The Dictionary of Canadian Quotations

Author: John Robert Colombo

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015028449083

Category: Canada

Page: 671

View: 312

This dictionary offers more then 6,000 quotations on some 900 subjects. Arranged alphabetically, according to the subject, the book's extensive index identifies the 2,500 authors of the extracts.
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The Da Vinci Cod and Other Illustrations for Unwritten Books

The Da Vinci Cod and Other Illustrations for Unwritten Books

Chris Riddell. HUO THE SATANIC NURSES CA un Rigo DHE JUDE THE
OBVIOUS 14.

Author: Chris Riddell

Publisher: Candlewick Press (MA)

ISBN: 0763630535

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 71

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Presents often-satirical illustrations of book jackets for unwritten books, such as "To Grill a Mockingbird," "Mansfield Pork," and "Wuthering Tights."
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

New York

New York

New York officials , administrators , and architects imag The author reads from
The Satanic Nurses , his new 35 at 8 P.M. 92nd Street Y , 1395 Lexington Ave. (
212-415 ine the city's long - term future . • 3/11 at 6 P.M. The New book of clever ...

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ISBN: NWU:35556033669029

Category: New York (N.Y.)

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Illustrations to Unwritten Books

Illustrations to Unwritten Books

Chris Riddell. 11 KE 1 , OU WS THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARLESS Muita
TEET RIDDELL THE SATANIC NURSES LA ht EOS VO 13.

Author: Chris Riddell

Publisher:

ISBN: 1844287661

Category: English wit and humor, Pictorial

Page: 48

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A brilliantly witty collection of sketches from master artist Chris Riddell. Alice in Sunderland, A Brief History of Tim and One Hundred Years of Solihull. All literary classics...Or are they? The Observer political cartoonist Chris Riddell imagines what the world would be like if there really had been a novel called Wuthering Tights and expertly illustrated them accordingly This hilarious book collects over forty-five black and white sketches (originally printed in the London Review of Books) based on the titles of well-known literary mainstays.;A deliriously comic gift that will appeal to all ages
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Maximum Rocknroll

Maximum Rocknroll

VIOLENT OUT NOW ON ADM DISC THE SATANIC NURSES CHILDREN KILLI $
8 each ppd 3 song 7 " ep $ 10 each ppd Distributed by the Konkurrent Postbus
14598 1001 LB Amsterdam Holland out of us . former members of Nog Watt ...

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ISBN: UOM:39015073789052

Category: Popular music

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Categories: Popular music

Nursing World

Nursing World

rational thing for the nurse to do , who is all enjoyment , no matter whether one is
troubled with insomnia , and that is to successful in a professional or business
way turn the case over to another nurse for a or not . Little by little the joy of ...

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ISBN: UCAL:B3064824

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Book Review Index 2004 Cumulation

Book Review Index 2004 Cumulation

Author: Dana Ferguson

Publisher: Gale / Cengage Learning

ISBN: 0787666890

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 1290

View: 295

'Book Review Index' provides quick access to reviews of books, periodicals, books on tape and electronic media representing a wide range of popular, academic and professional interests. More than 600 publications are indexed, including journals and national general interest publications and newspapers. 'Book Review Index' is available in a three-issue subscription covering the current year or as an annual cumulation covering the past year.
Categories: Literary Criticism

Nursing Times Nursing Mirror

Nursing Times  Nursing Mirror

... by the University of London , recently suggested nurses the year 2750 there
will be one person for every should be paid ... behaviour at pub and club closing
times and that ' s around 120 years . neighbours from hell to be , well less satanic
.

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ISBN: UCLA:L0090658550

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Sociological Abstracts

Sociological Abstracts

Discourses of Care and Relationships between Nurses and Health Care
Assistants in the NHS ; SA13593 Attitudes ... Political Observatory ; SA11412 An
Observatory Observed ; SA11431 Occultism Profiling the Satanic / Occult
Dabblers in the ...

Author: Leo P. Chall

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015078349290

Category: Sociology

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CSA Sociological Abstracts abstracts and indexes the international literature in sociology and related disciplines in the social and behavioral sciences. The database provides abstracts of journal articles and citations to book reviews drawn from over 1,800+ serials publications, and also provides abstracts of books, book chapters, dissertations, and conference papers.
Categories: Sociology