The Private Blog of Joe Cowley: Welcome to Cringefest

Author: Ben Davis

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780192744814

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Page: 272

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Right blog. I'm back! Let's not waste time with pleasantries - there is absolutely NOTHING pleasant about my life right now.Reasons why everything is terrible:1. The love of my life, AKA Natalie, still hates me all because of one tiny, OK huge, mistake. 2. Natalie has now started hanging around with my so-called "friend" Greeny. Since January, he's lost about half of his body weight and now girls actually fancy him!3. Harry, Ad, and Greeny AKA The Sound Experience have had a top ten dance hit with a sample of my voice saying "I'm as gay as the day is long". Still, at least there's Buzzfest to look forward to. Who knows, once we're there, amid all the beautiful people, scenery and music, Natalie might realize I am the love of her life and return into my waiting arms. On the other hand, it could just be full of weirdos, overflowing toilets from hell, anddeath metal . . .Joe Cowley is back! And this time it's even more butt-clenchingly embarrassing and excrutiating than before. From a "Grand Gesture" involving Star Trek costumes and the school boyband, to being trapped in a portaloo that's about to be pushed over. Joe's completely up to his neck in it - literally!Welcome to Cringefest . . .
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The Private Blog of Joe Cowley: Welcome to Cringefest

Author: Ben Davies

Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children

ISBN: 0192744828

Category: Juvenile Fiction

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Right blog. I'm back! Let's not waste time with pleasantries - there is absolutely NOTHING pleasant about my life right now. Reasons why everything is terrible: 1. The love of my life, AKA Natalie, still hates me all because of one tiny - OK, huge - mistake. 2. Natalie has now started hanging around with my so-called 'friend' Greeny. Since January, he's lost about half of his body weight and now girls actually fancy him! 3. Harry, Ad, and Greeny AKA The Sound Experience have had a top ten dance hit with a sample of my voice saying 'I'm as gay as the day is long'. Still, at least there's Buzzfest to look forward to. Who knows, once we're there, amid all the beautiful people, scenery and music, Natalie might realise I am the love of her life and return into my waiting arms. On the other hand, it could just be full of weirdos, overflowing toilets from hell, and death metal ...Joe Cowley is back! And this time it's even more butt-clenchingly embarrassing and excrutiating than before. From a 'Grand Gesture' involving Star Trek costumes and the school boyband, to being trapped in a portaloo that's about to be pushed over. Joe's completely up to his neck in it - literally! Welcome to Cringefest ...
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The Private Blog of Joe Cowley: Straight Outta Nerdsville

Author: Ben Davis

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780192747952

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Page: 288

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Joe and his friends have moved to the big city and are about to take the music industry by storm. They're city-slicking, hard-hustling, good-timing boys, and they're living the dream. But knowing these lads, it could end up turning into a total nightmare!Laugh-out-loud, inwardly-cringe, and get ready for the return of Joe Cowley!
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Danny Dread

Author: Ben Davis

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780192742636

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You know how it is when your dad's an evil super villain?OK, so maybe you don't, but Danny does. As heir to the Dread dynasty, he's expected to carry on the family business of kidnapping world leaders, maiming innocent bystanders, and brainwashing sharks. You know, general evil stuff.The problem is, achieving world domination isn't Danny's idea of fun. In fact, he'd much rather be saving the planet than enslaving it.But when Dad Dread hatches his most diabolical scheme yet, Danny realizes that to defeat evil, he's going to have to start thinking evil . . .
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