The New Rules for Blondes

The New Rules for Blondes

Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun.

Author: Selena Coppock

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 9780062131829

Category: Humor

Page: 256

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Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun. . . . The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, and not afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She knows who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she's not above wielding her golden tresses to her advantage), and knows how to be both classy and a little brassy. In the way only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once won "Best Hair" in her high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a little too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous essay collection that will have even the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a trip to the nearest salon.
Categories: Humor

The New Rules

The New Rules

Heartthrob actor Leonardo DiCaprio has a weakness for tall, willowy blondes like Blake Lively, Bar Refaeli, and Gisele Bundchen. New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez favors cute blondes with killer bodies like Kate Hudson, ...

Author: Ellen Fein

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781405511605

Category: Self-Help

Page: 256

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The Rules taught a generation of women how to turn their dating misery into marriage success. Dating gurus Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider showed millions of women how 'playing hard to get' could help them capture the heart of Mr Right. Their book proved controversial, sparked worldwide debate and became a publishing phenomenon. But that was all before Twitter, Facebook, online dating, texting and BBM. There are now even more ways to mess up your dating life. Ellen and Sherrie are regularly inundated with messages from women wanting to know: how to maintain a good profile on Facebook, the rules for texting, emailing and tweeting, and how to spot cheaters and players. This is the new dating bible for Rules Girls who want to have a good time dating without getting hurt or played.
Categories: Self-Help

Long Story Short

Long Story Short

the umbrella of her life as a blonde, and sold her book, The New Rules for Blondes: Highlights from a Fair-Haired Life, to HarperCollins. It's possible! 4. Start a podcast. Yes, there are many storytelling podcasts already, ...

Author: Margot Leitman

Publisher: Sasquatch Books

ISBN: 9781632170286

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 320

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A comedian and Moth veteran lays out useful tips and tricks for maximizing the impact of your stories—so you can nail it every time Do you ever wish you could tell a story that leaves others spellbound? Comedian, Upright Citizens Brigade storytelling program founder, and Moth champion Margot Leitman will show you how in this practical guide to storytelling. Using a fun, irreverent, and infographic approach, Long Story Short breaks a story into concrete components. From content and structure to emotional impact and delivery, Leitman guides you through the entire storytelling process, providing personal anecdotes, relatable examples, and practical exercises along the way. Using a fun, irreverent, and infographic approach, Long Story Short breaks a story into concrete components. From content and structure to emotional impact and delivery, Leitman guides you through the entire storytelling process, providing personal anecdotes, relatable examples, and practical exercises along the way.
Categories: Language Arts & Disciplines

The New Rules of Attraction

The New Rules of Attraction

Men are also wired to find youth attractive, which, one explanation goes, is why they often find blondes so alluring—blondes give the appearance of being more youthful. Don't forget waist-to-hip ratio; if you've got a good one (the ...

Author: Arden Leigh

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

ISBN: 9781402266539

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 304

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GET THE LOVE YOU WANT FROM THE GUY YOU WANT She walks into a room and heads turn. Conversations stop. Drinks spill. The man you've been trying to talk to all night suddenly excuses himself. You hope she'll break a stiletto. Don't hate her. Become her. What would you rather do-have a strategy to win the guy you want, or sit at the bar all night and wait for him to come to you? Arden Leigh schools women in the art of getting their desires, offering you effective tips for attracting him, mesmerizing him, and convincing him that what he really wants is you, including: •Why being sexy shouldn't be your only weapon •Why waiting for him to approach you is one of the worst things you can do •Why you should always do more at the party than have fun •How Facebook, Twitter, and texting can help you-or hurt you. The New Rules of Attraction gives you the tools to create lasting attraction with the kind of men you want in your life.
Categories: Family & Relationships

New York For Blondes

New York For Blondes

Freedom Lots of people have asked me what it was that made my stay in New York so extraordinary and unique. In fact, it is simply the promise of the big "Miss ... It was only the rules that I set for myself that I didn't want to break.

Author: Lisa Krämer

Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand

ISBN: 9783734729539

Category: Travel

Page: 212

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With no concrete plan, and a little naive, Lisa is traveling to New York. Ostensibly, she just wants to improve her English. But, having reached a turning point in her career, she is secretly longing for a time-out. For nine and a half weeks she will conquer "her city", mostly on foot. Between shopping, culture, and celebrity hunting she will find tons of clichés and experiences, but also some surprises. And, on her way to the various sightseeing spots she will find the opportunity for contemplating her life and her approach towards it. The appeal of the uncertain and the freedom to do whatever she is in the mood for eventually lead to a liberating motto: "Just be yourself!"
Categories: Travel

Not Your Mother s Rules

Not Your Mother s Rules

Heartthrob actor Leonardo DiCaprio has a weakness for tall, willowy blondes like Blake Lively, Bar Refaeli, and Gisele Bundchen. New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez favors cute blondes with killer bodies like Kate Hudson, ...

Author: Ellen Fein

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781455512577

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 272

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The authors behind the ubiquitous dating bible that launched a worldwide movement are back, accompanied by their daughters, with brand new advice updated for the modern era. How long should I wait to respond to his text message? Can I friend him on Facebook? Why did he ask for my number but never call me? When The Rules was published in 1995, its message was straightforward: be mysterious. But for women looking for love today, it's not quite so simple. In a world of instant messaging, location check-ins, and status updates, where hook-ups have become the norm and formal one-on-one dates seem a thing of the past, it's difficult to retain the air of mystery that keeps men interested. Now, with help from their daughters, the original Rules Girls Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider share their thoroughly modern, fresh take on dating that will help women in today's information age create the happy love lives they want and deserve. Whether you're a 20-something dating for the first time, a 30-something tired of being single, a 40-something giving advice to your daughter, or a 50-something getting back in the dating game, this book has the answers you've been waiting for. The Rules include: Stay Away from his Facebook Profile Make Yourself Invisible and Other Ways to Get Out of Instant Messaging Stop Dating a Guy Who Cancels More than Once Text-Back Times Chart Don't Just Hang Out or See Him 24/7 TTYL: Always End Everything First-- Get Out of There! And much, much more! Providing the dos and don'ts you need to stop making mistakes and start finding romance, Not Your Mother's Rules will revolutionize dating today just as The Rules did nearly 20 years ago!
Categories: Family & Relationships

Dangerous Boobies

Dangerous Boobies

... an exceptional writer, and—most important—a survivor.... Surgery stories have never been so much fun!” —Selena Coppock, author of The New Rules for Blondes NOTES Introduction 1. The lifetime risk of breast cancer was.

Author: Caitlin Brodnick

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781580056762

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 256

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After watching too many family members die of cancer, at age 28, public speaker and comedian Caitlin Brodnick was tested for the BRCA1 gene mutation and tested positive, indicating an 87% chance she'd likely be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime. She had a preventative double mastectomy, thereby becoming an everywoman's Angelina Jolie. Dangerous Boobies: Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts goes in depth into her experience from testing to surgery and on to recovery. With a warm, funny, and approachable voice, Caitlin tells readers the full story, even sharing what it was like to go from a size 32G bra -- giant, for a woman who is barely over five feet tall! -- to a 32C. Engaging and open, she admits to having hated her breasts long before her surgery, and enjoying the process of "designing" her new breasts, from the shape of the breasts to the size and color of the nipples. While Caitlin's primary narrative explores the BRCA gene and breast cancer, her story is also one about body acceptance and what it takes to be confident with and in charge of one's body. Her speaking engagements and comedy routines have shown that the wider topic of breasts, breast size, and personal identity is resonating with younger readers.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

The Objects of Affection

The Objects of Affection

Women often dye their hair blonde to cover gray hair or to escape from their ethnic identities. But there are other reasons ... An article by Lois Joy Johnsoncalled “The New HairColor Rules” quotes Brad Johns ofthe Elizabeth ArdenSalon ...

Author: A. Berger

Publisher: Springer

ISBN: 9780230109902

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 198

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In this book, pre-eminent semiotician Arthur Asa Berger decodes the meanings of common objects of consumption and their perceived 'sacredness' in consumerist cultures. Using semiotic theory, consumer culture is dissected in new and fascinating ways.
Categories: Performing Arts

Butterworths South African Law Review

Butterworths South African Law Review

Should “ overs " be interpreted by reference to the techniques of measurement in existence at the date of the enactment of the law ? Next let us suppose rules of law which say that occupiers of land owe a duties to blondes and b duties ...

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105063324367

Category: Law

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Categories: Law

Dead Blondes Tell No Tales

Dead Blondes Tell No Tales

A Scumble River Mystery (An eSpecial from New American Library) Denise Swanson. rules are different there. You learn pretty damn fast to mind your own business, and be awful careful about who you try and help, because there's no quicker ...

Author: Denise Swanson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101562161

Category: Fiction

Page: 96

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A Novella-Length Mystery from the New York Times bestselling author of the Scumble River Mysteries! Skye’s beau, Simon, asks her to keep an eye on his mischievous mother, Bunny, who is hosting at her bowling alley a Spring Break Bash that will include a talent show, trivia games, and karaoke. As Skye sets up for the event, she’s stunned when a statuesque, scantily clad blonde shows up at Bunny’s door—Ruby, a sex-toy shop owner who used to be a showgirl with Bunny in Las Vegas. Bunny is overjoyed to be reunited with her old friend, but barely a minute later, Ruby butts heads with the police over showing off paraphernalia from her shop. More mayhem ensues when Ruby’s beloved Cadillac is vandalized and her room is set on fire. It appears that someone is after Ruby, but the blonde is too nervous to cooperate with the authorities. Ruby’s evasive behavior convinces Skye that she’s hiding some critical information that would explain the recent havoc at the bowling alley. With the safety of the Spring Break Bash attendees on the line, Skye decides to find out Ruby’s secret before some nefarious criminal decides that dead blondes tell no tales. Previously published in Drop Dead Blonde
Categories: Fiction