The New Rules for Blondes

The New Rules for Blondes

Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun.

Author: Selena Coppock

Publisher: It Books

ISBN: 0062131818

Category: Humor

Page: 256

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Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun. . . . The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, and not afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She knows who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she's not above wielding her golden tresses to her advantage), and knows how to be both classy and a little brassy. In the way only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once won "Best Hair" in her high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a little too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous essay collection that will have even the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a trip to the nearest salon.
Categories: Humor

The New Rules

The New Rules

Heartthrob actor Leonardo DiCaprio has a weakness for tall, willowy blondes like Blake Lively, Bar Refaeli, and Gisele Bundchen. New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez favors cute blondes with killer bodies like Kate Hudson, ...

Author: Ellen Fein

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781405511605

Category: Self-Help

Page: 256

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The Rules taught a generation of women how to turn their dating misery into marriage success. Dating gurus Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider showed millions of women how 'playing hard to get' could help them capture the heart of Mr Right. Their book proved controversial, sparked worldwide debate and became a publishing phenomenon. But that was all before Twitter, Facebook, online dating, texting and BBM. There are now even more ways to mess up your dating life. Ellen and Sherrie are regularly inundated with messages from women wanting to know: how to maintain a good profile on Facebook, the rules for texting, emailing and tweeting, and how to spot cheaters and players. This is the new dating bible for Rules Girls who want to have a good time dating without getting hurt or played.
Categories: Self-Help

Long Story Short

Long Story Short

the umbrella of her life as a blonde, and sold her book, The New Rules for Blondes: Highlights from a Fair-Haired Life, to HarperCollins. It's possible! 4. Start a podcast. Yes, there are many storytelling podcasts already, ...

Author: Margot Leitman

Publisher: Sasquatch Books

ISBN: 9781632170286

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 320

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A comedian and Moth veteran lays out useful tips and tricks for maximizing the impact of your stories—so you can nail it every time Do you ever wish you could tell a story that leaves others spellbound? Comedian, Upright Citizens Brigade storytelling program founder, and Moth champion Margot Leitman will show you how in this practical guide to storytelling. Using a fun, irreverent, and infographic approach, Long Story Short breaks a story into concrete components. From content and structure to emotional impact and delivery, Leitman guides you through the entire storytelling process, providing personal anecdotes, relatable examples, and practical exercises along the way. Using a fun, irreverent, and infographic approach, Long Story Short breaks a story into concrete components. From content and structure to emotional impact and delivery, Leitman guides you through the entire storytelling process, providing personal anecdotes, relatable examples, and practical exercises along the way.
Categories: Language Arts & Disciplines

Corporately Blonde

Corporately Blonde

“Now, I know that some of you think our purpose here tonight is to discuss the new office efficiency policies — the rules and regulations that will move us all toward excellence. And although those are very important, we're not quite ...

Author: Edie Claire

Publisher: Stackhouse Press

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 200

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The mainstream humor debut of Edie Claire, author of the USA-Today bestselling Leigh Koslow mystery series! A professional woman’s mind is a terrible thing to waste. With two kids, a mortgage, and a husband who’s about to lose his job, the last thing Karen Robertson needs is to get fired from her own. Ordinarily, she enjoys her work in the Communications Department of Zomar Industries, where she, Darcy, Whitney, and Luba click on keyboards all day in a friendly four-station cubicle nicknamed “The Blonde Pod.” But management happens. Counting time spent in a pediatrician’s waiting room as vacation is bad. Switching the company’s entire database of office supply products into an untested new software program is worse. But when younger and sexier hotshot Morgan Bessel gets mysteriously promoted, then secretly sets out to lay off some of Zomar’s most senior and beloved employees, the blondes decide it’s time to “provide solutions.” Can Karen help it if a certain highly sensitive tidbit of information just happens to fall onto her desktop? Is a little blackmail between co-workers really so wrong? With both her work life and her home life threatening to crash down around her, Karen struggles to choose between what she knows is right... and what sounds like a hell of a lot more fun. Originally entitled "Work, Blondes. Work!"
Categories: Fiction

New York For Blondes

New York For Blondes

Freedom Lots of people have asked me what it was that made my stay in New York so extraordinary and unique. In fact, it is simply the promise of the big "Miss ... It was only the rules that I set for myself that I didn't want to break.

Author: Lisa Krämer

Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand

ISBN: 9783734729539

Category: Travel

Page: 212

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With no concrete plan, and a little naive, Lisa is traveling to New York. Ostensibly, she just wants to improve her English. But, having reached a turning point in her career, she is secretly longing for a time-out. For nine and a half weeks she will conquer "her city", mostly on foot. Between shopping, culture, and celebrity hunting she will find tons of clichés and experiences, but also some surprises. And, on her way to the various sightseeing spots she will find the opportunity for contemplating her life and her approach towards it. The appeal of the uncertain and the freedom to do whatever she is in the mood for eventually lead to a liberating motto: "Just be yourself!"
Categories: Travel

The Hysterical Male

The Hysterical Male

New Feminist Theory Marilouise Kroker. augmenting, with her look, an accretion of meaning that of necessity reflects/refers to the perfect post-WWII product, that ultimate sign of US global primacy, the bottle-blonde Hyperwoman.

Author: Marilouise Kroker

Publisher: Macmillan International Higher Education

ISBN: 9781349125326

Category: Feminism

Page: 272

View: 304

Categories: Feminism

The New Rules of Attraction

The New Rules of Attraction

Men are also wired to find youth attractive, which, one explanation goes, is why they often find blondes so alluring—blondes give the appearance of being more youthful. Don't forget waist-to-hip ratio; if you've got a good one (the ...

Author: Arden Leigh

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

ISBN: 9781402266539

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 304

View: 691

GET THE LOVE YOU WANT FROM THE GUY YOU WANT She walks into a room and heads turn. Conversations stop. Drinks spill. The man you've been trying to talk to all night suddenly excuses himself. You hope she'll break a stiletto. Don't hate her. Become her. What would you rather do-have a strategy to win the guy you want, or sit at the bar all night and wait for him to come to you? Arden Leigh schools women in the art of getting their desires, offering you effective tips for attracting him, mesmerizing him, and convincing him that what he really wants is you, including: •Why being sexy shouldn't be your only weapon •Why waiting for him to approach you is one of the worst things you can do •Why you should always do more at the party than have fun •How Facebook, Twitter, and texting can help you-or hurt you. The New Rules of Attraction gives you the tools to create lasting attraction with the kind of men you want in your life.
Categories: Family & Relationships

Dead Blondes Tell No Tales

Dead Blondes Tell No Tales

A Scumble River Mystery (An eSpecial from New American Library) Denise Swanson. rules are different there. You learn pretty damn fast to mind your own business, and be awful careful about who you try and help, because there's no quicker ...

Author: Denise Swanson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101562161

Category: Fiction

Page: 96

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A Novella-Length Mystery from the New York Times bestselling author of the Scumble River Mysteries! Skye’s beau, Simon, asks her to keep an eye on his mischievous mother, Bunny, who is hosting at her bowling alley a Spring Break Bash that will include a talent show, trivia games, and karaoke. As Skye sets up for the event, she’s stunned when a statuesque, scantily clad blonde shows up at Bunny’s door—Ruby, a sex-toy shop owner who used to be a showgirl with Bunny in Las Vegas. Bunny is overjoyed to be reunited with her old friend, but barely a minute later, Ruby butts heads with the police over showing off paraphernalia from her shop. More mayhem ensues when Ruby’s beloved Cadillac is vandalized and her room is set on fire. It appears that someone is after Ruby, but the blonde is too nervous to cooperate with the authorities. Ruby’s evasive behavior convinces Skye that she’s hiding some critical information that would explain the recent havoc at the bowling alley. With the safety of the Spring Break Bash attendees on the line, Skye decides to find out Ruby’s secret before some nefarious criminal decides that dead blondes tell no tales. Previously published in Drop Dead Blonde
Categories: Fiction

Dangerous Boobies

Dangerous Boobies

... an exceptional writer, and—most important—a survivor.... Surgery stories have never been so much fun!” —Selena Coppock, author of The New Rules for Blondes NOTES Introduction 1. The lifetime risk of breast cancer was.

Author: Caitlin Brodnick

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781580056762

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 256

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After watching too many family members die of cancer, at age 28, public speaker and comedian Caitlin Brodnick was tested for the BRCA1 gene mutation and tested positive, indicating an 87% chance she'd likely be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime. She had a preventative double mastectomy, thereby becoming an everywoman's Angelina Jolie. Dangerous Boobies: Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts goes in depth into her experience from testing to surgery and on to recovery. With a warm, funny, and approachable voice, Caitlin tells readers the full story, even sharing what it was like to go from a size 32G bra -- giant, for a woman who is barely over five feet tall! -- to a 32C. Engaging and open, she admits to having hated her breasts long before her surgery, and enjoying the process of "designing" her new breasts, from the shape of the breasts to the size and color of the nipples. While Caitlin's primary narrative explores the BRCA gene and breast cancer, her story is also one about body acceptance and what it takes to be confident with and in charge of one's body. Her speaking engagements and comedy routines have shown that the wider topic of breasts, breast size, and personal identity is resonating with younger readers.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

The Objects of Affection

The Objects of Affection

Women often dye their hair blonde to cover gray hair or to escape from their ethnic identities. But there are other reasons ... An article by Lois Joy Johnsoncalled “The New HairColor Rules” quotes Brad Johns ofthe Elizabeth ArdenSalon ...

Author: A. Berger

Publisher: Springer

ISBN: 9780230109902

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 198

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In this book, pre-eminent semiotician Arthur Asa Berger decodes the meanings of common objects of consumption and their perceived 'sacredness' in consumerist cultures. Using semiotic theory, consumer culture is dissected in new and fascinating ways.
Categories: Performing Arts