The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes

The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes

The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock ...

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781849017732

Category: Humor

Page: 160

View: 478

The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.
Categories: Humor

The Mammoth Book of Futuristic Romance

The Mammoth Book of Futuristic Romance

Trisha Telep. Recent Mammoth titles The Mammoth Bookof Best New SF 24 The
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Author: Trisha Telep

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781780330433

Category: Fiction

Page: 160

View: 731

Love will find a way - 19 fantastic future-set romances. The good news is, in the future there will be no shortage of romance. On space ships, on newly-colonized planets or on a barely recognizable Earth, life forms, whether human, alien or something in between, will find their way to love. As giant corporations grasp new opportunities for profit and future armies clash, both in deep space and 'dirtside', former romantic partners try to put the past behind them and time-travelling rebels set out to romance the past. These science fiction stories of future love and lust - by Marcella Burnard, Bianca d'Arc, Jess Granger, Linnea Sinclair, C. L. Wilson and many more - are brimming with passion and humour. So, even though in space no one can hear you scream, they might just be able to hear you laugh.
Categories: Fiction

The Mammoth Book of Best New Jokes

The Mammoth Book of Best New Jokes

The Mammoth series delivers yet another compilation of jokes you can't live without.

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Running PressBook Pub

ISBN: 0762437294

Category: Humor

Page: 597

View: 826

Presents a collection of thousands of jokes on almost one hundred topics ranging from airplanes and books to Donald Trump and work.
Categories: Humor

The Mammoth Book of Weird News

The Mammoth Book of Weird News

A humorous collection of hundreds of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, and hilarious blunders and gaffes from around the world, such as: the woman who smuggled 75 live snakes in her bra; the man who held a funeral for his amputated foot ...

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781849019590

Category: Humor

Page: 160

View: 370

A humorous collection of hundreds of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, and hilarious blunders and gaffes from around the world, such as: the woman who smuggled 75 live snakes in her bra; the man who held a funeral for his amputated foot; the radioactive cat which got mistaken for a bomb; the human tongue that got served up in a hospital; the X-ray that revealed E.T.'s face in a duck; the youth who woke to find a bullet in his tongue; the tortoise that set a house on fire; and many more.
Categories: Humor

Mammoth Book of Best British Crime 11

Mammoth Book of Best British Crime 11

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Author: Maxim Jakubowski

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781472111890

Category: Fiction

Page: 160

View: 595

This superb annual anthology of the year’s most outstanding short crime fiction published in the UK is now well into its second decade. Jakubowski has succeeded, once again, in unearthing the best short crime stories of English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish authors (along with a handful of US writers living in the UK, and some expatriate Brits). With this collection he showcases the impressive breadth of British crime writing, from cosy tales of detection to noir mayhem and psychological suspense and terror. There are puzzles to solve, nagging questions about the nature of British society, but, above all, there are over 40 wonderful, gripping stories to shock, delight and make you think twice, if not three times. Full list of contributors: Lee Child; Kevin Wignall; Will Carver; Paul Charles; Val McDermid; Paul Johnston; Alison Bruce; Tim Willocks; Maxim Jakubowski; Rhys Hughes; Edward Marston; N. J. Cooper; Michael Z. Lewin; Peter Guttridge; Mary Hoffman; Peter Tremayne; Kate Rhodes; Paul D. Brazill; Ros Asquith; Amy Myers; Alexander McCall Smith; Nina Allan; Peter Turnbull; Jay Stringer; Martin Edwards; Zoë Sharp; Col Bury; David Stuart Davies; Howard Linskey; Susan Everett; Christopher Fowler; Dreda Say Mitchell; Roger Busby; Simon Kernick; Peter Lovesey; David Hewson; Gerard Brennan; Jane Casey; Christopher J. Simmons; Stephen Gallagher; John Lawton.
Categories: Fiction

The Mammoth Book of Nebula Awards SF

The Mammoth Book of Nebula Awards SF

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Author: Kevin J. Anderson

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781780334301

Category: Fiction

Page: 160

View: 622

The very best short SF fiction of any given year as recommended and nominated by the members of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America: the best novella, novelette and short story. Here you will find the cream of the crop of science fiction and fantasy - startling ideas, the intricate construction of new worlds and mind-bending experimental writing. This anthology includes not only the Nebula Award-winning works in each short-form category, but also all the nominees in the novelette and short story categories. Here you will find colourful fantasy, outstanding speculative fiction, steampunk, edgy writing on the fringes of the mainstream and uncompromisingly hard SF in stories set in the distant past, an off-kilter present day, the far future or some times in between.
Categories: Fiction

The Mammoth Book of Dirty Sick X rated Politically Incorrect Jokes

The Mammoth Book of Dirty  Sick  X rated   Politically Incorrect Jokes

The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes—an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy.

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Running PressBook Pub

ISBN: 0786716010

Category: Humor

Page: 501

View: 735

The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes?an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. This unique and up-to-the-minute compendium features thousands of politically incorrect jokes covering every topic from Alzheimer's to Zoos. Among the themes are Accidents, Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting, Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage, Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery, Therapy, and, of course, Viagra.
Categories: Humor

The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes

The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes

More than 3,000 off-color jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability. This book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity.

Author: E. Henry Thripshaw

Publisher: Running Press

ISBN: 0762440007

Category: Humor

Page: 512

View: 673

More than 3,000 off-color jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability. This book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking than anything you've ever heard.
Categories: Humor

The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror 19

The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror 19

Do you really think this is a good idea ? ” “ Stop being a baby . It ' s going to be
fine . You wanted an ... Monica hoped he hadn ' t understood the joke . And it
wasn ' t that funny a joke . Considering the size of Jessica , Monica felt positively
 ...

Author: Stephen Jones

Publisher: Constable

ISBN: 1845298330

Category: Horror tales, American

Page: 624

View: 372

'The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror' is an annual compilation of contemporary horror fiction, showcasing the talents of the finest writers working in the field of terror. This volume includes the best stories by up and coming stars of the genre.
Categories: Horror tales, American

The Mammoth Book of Weird But True

The Mammoth Book of Weird But True

A giant humorous collection of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, hilarious blunders and gaffes—over 1000 extraordinary cases from around the world. Who needs urban legends, when these are all true?

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Running Press Adult

ISBN: 0762437286

Category: Humor

Page: 512

View: 998

A giant humorous collection of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, hilarious blunders and gaffes—over 1000 extraordinary cases from around the world. Who needs urban legends, when these are all true? It's everything readers love about Ripley's Believe it or Not! with an added punch of humor.
Categories: Humor

The Mammoth Book of 10 000 Zingers

The Mammoth Book of 10 000 Zingers

This collection presents the best side-splitting one-liners arranged by category. Everything's silly: from marriage and the bedroom to popular sayings to parents and kids, this collection has a zinger for every funny bone.

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Running PressBook Pub

ISBN: 0762445955

Category: Humor

Page: 622

View: 618

A collection of jokes and witticisms organized into categories, including alcohol, cats, and Chuck Norris.
Categories: Humor

The Mammoth Book of Best International Crime

The Mammoth Book of Best International Crime

No , I really don ' t think I can answer that question . ... Just think , I administered
the anesthesia to him . ” “ A fact I learned from the newspapers , actually . ” “
Really . " “ What do you expect me to say ... Because if it ' s a joke it ' s not funny .

Author: Maxim Jakubowski

Publisher: Constable

ISBN: 1845299574

Category: Detective and mystery stories

Page: 588

View: 492

Leading anthologist Maxim Jakubowski presents the very best in crime writing from around the world - 40 short stories from an all-star line-up of international writers. They cover the full spectrum of crime fiction, from noir and thrillers, to whodunnits and procedurals, with settings that include Italy, Cuba, Scandinavia, Russia, USA, Japan, Germany, Mexico, France, Italy, Spain and the UK. Among the writers presented are: Ian Rankin, bestselling author of compelling, cerebral crime fiction set in Edinburgh, featuring the much-loved Inspector Rebus. John Mortimer, the English barrister and writer, famous for his much-loved fictional character Horace Rumpole of the Bailey. Boris Akunin, whose eccentric characters and surprising, inventive plots have earned him a reputation as one of the finest contemporary writers of classic crime fiction. Mark Billingham, whose series of taut procedural thrillers featuring London policeman Tom Thorne have won him numerous fans. Giorgio Faletti, author of the 5 million copy seller I Kill. Jo Nesbo, a hugely succesful Norwegian writer with a series featuring Detective Harry Hole, set in Oslo. Jeffrey Deaver, one of the very best US crime writers. His psychological thrillers feautring Lincoln Rhyme have been bestsellers around the world. Ruth Rendell, one of the UK's most respected crime writers.
Categories: Detective and mystery stories

My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Jokes

My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Jokes

The hilarious new joke book from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS - star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!

Author: MATT LUCAS

Publisher:

ISBN: 0755501810

Category:

Page: 160

View: 483

If you're planning on reading this very very very very very very very silly book of jokes, there are some things you're going to need: Spare pants In case you wet yours Needle and thread In case you split your sides Large box In case you laugh your head off (you'll still want to keep it, right?)
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The Mammoth Book of Awesome Comic Fantasy

The Mammoth Book of Awesome Comic Fantasy

Joke stuff, gifts, souvenirs. Junk,” he added. “But all high quality, ... My own silly
fault. Wasn't paying attention to where I was ... Still, the words were out there now,
and he couldn't very well take them back. “That's extremely kind of you,” replied ...

Author: Mike Ashley

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781472114938

Category: Fiction

Page: 160

View: 683

A new and truly awesome collection of comic fantasy masterpieces! It isn't often you find a posse of Greek goddesses putting down insurrection among unruly classical mortals, stranded aliens escaping earth in a church converted into a rocket, or a light-fingered time-traveller attempting to steal the universe - but here they all are, in another selection of bizarre comic fantasies.
Categories: Fiction

The Mammoth Book of More Dirty Sick X Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

The Mammoth Book of More Dirty  Sick  X Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

A worthy, all-new follow-on to the first bestselling volume.

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Robinson

ISBN: 9781780338026

Category: Humor

Page: 160

View: 714

Funny, fearless and absolutely filthy-nearly 3,000 more uncensored, dirty, sick, and deeply politically incorrect jokes, covering just about every topic imaginable, from adultery to (sex in) Zoos, including an assortment of bad taste lists. A worthy, all-new follow-on to the first bestselling volume.
Categories: Humor

The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror 21

The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror 21

... won, she liked that, and she read out the joke, and everyone said they found it
funny, and she even put on her paper hat. ... The necklace was really rather
sharp, but Sarah didn't mind, it felt real, and she tried to shift her body so it would
cut ...

Author: Stephen Jones

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781849016728

Category: Fiction

Page: 160

View: 835

The year's best, and darkest, tales of terror, showcasing the most outstanding new short stories and novellas by both contemporary masters of the macabre and exciting newcomers. As ever, this acclaimed anthology also offers the most comprehensive annual overview of horror around the world in all its incarnations; a comprehensive necrology of famous names; and a list of indispensable contact addresses for the dedicated horror fan and writer alike. The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror remains the world's leading annual anthology dedicated solely to presenting the best in contemporary horror fiction. Praise for Stephen Jones: 'The best horror anthologist in the business is, of course, Stephen Jones, whose Mammoth Book of Best New Horror is one of the major bargains of this as of any other year.' Roz Kavaney 'An essential volume for horror readers.' Locus 'Stephen Jones . . . has a better sense of the genre than almost anyone in this country.' Lisa Tuttle, The Times Books
Categories: Fiction

The Mammoth Book of Cats

The Mammoth Book of Cats

Author: M. Bryant

Publisher: Constable

ISBN: 1841191019

Category: Cats

Page: 600

View: 764

A collection of odes, fables, stories, limericks, songs, nursery rhymes on cats drawing on sources from all periods of history, worldwide. It includes every aspect of the subject from myths and legends, queens and kittens, the domestic tiger, the fireside sphinx, Old Deuteronomy, the Witch's familiar, Krazy Cats, Felix D'or and In Memoriam.
Categories: Cats

The Mammoth Book of Seriously Comic Fantasy

The Mammoth Book of Seriously Comic Fantasy

Why just because aman thought of a funny idea heshould stretch his mouth he
couldn't see. ... “'Ah, my dear Rupert,' his do not really know Wilhelmina, wife, had
said, 'you what you are talking about! ... side ofthe village, which the magician
immediately recognized as another attempt to play apractical joke upon him.

Author: Mike Ashley

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781472114907

Category: Fiction

Page: 160

View: 240

A new collection of magic and mayhem from fantasy's funniest, wackiest writers, including Harlan Ellison, Esther Friesner, Neil Gailman, Craig Shaw Gardner, Harry Harrison, Tom Hold and Julia Mandala.
Categories: Fiction

The Mammoth Book of Classic Science Fiction

The Mammoth Book of Classic Science Fiction

We are very proud of ouah history , suh . You refer ... Actors or somethin ' , tryin '
to play a joke . It fell flat , though . Maybe some o ' those rich folks up the coast
pullin ' it . Ho ! Ho ! Ole says they was talkin ' a funny , old - fashioned Skowegian
.

Author: Isaac Asimov

Publisher: Constable

ISBN: STANFORD:36105016342763

Category: Science fiction, American

Page: 572

View: 559

10 short stories by some of the early writers of science fiction.
Categories: Science fiction, American