The Gutfeld Monologues

The Gutfeld Monologues

In The Gutfeld Monologues, he brings together his best and favorite monologues in this funny, unconventional collection for new and longtime fans alike.

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Publisher: Threshold Editions

ISBN: 9781501190735

Category: Political Science

Page: 304

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The New York Times bestselling collection from FOX News star Greg Gutfeld features his best and pithiest monologues on the current state of the world, covering everything from pop culture to politics, annotated for the modern day with all new content. “Wherever I go, I am hit repeatedly by the same question: where can I read your monologues? It should be easy to find these little nuggets of knowledge.” Well, now it is. In the past few years, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld has covered everything from crazed academics, to unhinged celebrities, to the wildest election in recent history on his shows The Five and The Greg Gutfeld Show. In The Gutfeld Monologues, he brings together his best and favorite monologues in this funny, unconventional collection for new and longtime fans alike. Scored through with marginal edits, scratch-outs, 20/20 hindsight, and up-to-the-minute commentary on what he got wrong, this book isn’t your typical anthology collection. With his signature humor, wit, and insight, Greg explains it all in this memorable collection about some of our country’s most crucial—and not so crucial—modern moments.
Categories: Political Science

Summary of the Gutfeld Monologues

Summary of the Gutfeld Monologues

He thinks about Hillary spending time with the most elite like Gwyneth Paltrow instead of going to the places that matter. This book shows Gutfeld's unconventional and humorous take on politics and other issues.

Author: Paul Adams / Bookhabits

Publisher: Blurb

ISBN: 0368014649

Category: Education

Page: 68

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The Gutfeld Monologues: Classic Rants from the Five by Greg Gutfeld: Conversation Starters The night of the fateful elections, Greg Gutfeld expected to go home early after listening to announcements of Hillary Clinton's apparent win. He expected to be drunk by 11 pm. This, however, was not what happened. He did a second episode of his show The Five at eleven pm. The doorman at the bar he frequents, a black man, expressed dismay when Gutfeld told him that Hillary was winning. He did not expect his reaction. Nor did he expect that Trump was going to win. Gutfeld talks about how wrong he was in thinking that Hillary would win. He thinks about Hillary spending time with the most elite like Gwyneth Paltrow instead of going to the places that matter. This book shows Gutfeld's unconventional and humorous take on politics and other issues. The Gutfeld Monologues is written by the New York Times bestseller author of The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph Over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage, and Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You. A Brief Look Inside: EVERY GOOD BOOK CONTAINS A WORLD FAR DEEPER than the surface of its pages. The characters and their world come alive, and the characters and its world still live on. Conversation Starters is peppered with questions designed to bring us beneath the surface of the page and invite us into the world that lives on. These questions can be used to.. Create Hours of Conversation: - Promote an atmosphere of discussion for groups - Foster a deeper understanding of the book - Assist in the study of the book, either individually or corporately - Explore unseen realms of the book as never seen before Disclaimer: This book you are about to enjoy is an independent resource meant to supplement the original book. If you have not yet read the original book, we encourage you to before purchasing this unofficial Conversation Starters.
Categories: Education

The Bible of Unspeakable Truths

The Bible of Unspeakable Truths

Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the popular, nightly Fox News show Red Eye, has packed this book full of his most aggressive (and funny) diatribes -- each chapter exploring Unspeakable Truths that cut right to the core and go well ...

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9780446572019

Category: Humor

Page: 304

View: 763

Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the popular, nightly Fox News show Red Eye, has packed this book full of his most aggressive (and funny) diatribes -- each chapter exploring Unspeakable Truths that cut right to the core and go well beyond just politics. Greg deconstructs pop culture, media, kids, disease, race, food, sex, celebrity, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, with Truths including but not limited to: "if you're over 25 and still use party as a verb, then you're beyond redemption," "the media wanted bird flu to kill thousands," "attractive people don't write for a living," "death row inmates make the best husbands," and "the urge to punch Zach Braff in the face is completely natural." With an irreverent voice, incredible wit, and a firm take on just about everything, this is a manual for how to think about stuff, by a guy who has thought about precisely that same stuff. And, even if you disagree with Greg, this book will make you laugh--guaranteed.
Categories: Humor

Not Cool

Not Cool

Fighting back against the culture of phonies, elitists and soul-stealing creeps, the bestselling author of The Joy of Hate lays out a battle plan for reclaiming the real American ideal of cool.

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Publisher:

ISBN: 0804138532

Category: BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Page: 257

View: 278

Fighting back against the culture of phonies, elitists and soul-stealing creeps, the bestselling author of The Joy of Hate lays out a battle plan for reclaiming the real American ideal of cool.
Categories: BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY

How To Be Right

How To Be Right

In How to Be Right: the Art of Being Persuasively Correct, Gutfeld reveals the strategies that have helped him keep a steady job for almost three decades.

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Publisher: National Geographic Books

ISBN: 9781101903629

Category: Political Science

Page: 0

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It's not enough to be right, these days—especially when you're not left. To survive, the right must learn how to express nonliberal principles as effectively as possible, and persuade others of their point of view. It is an art that demands patience, research, humor, understanding, creative thinking, learning from your opponent and even mimicking their tactics. In How to Be Right: the Art of Being Persuasively Correct, Gutfeld reveals the strategies that have helped him keep a steady job for almost three decades. From “Discard Your Outrage” and “Outcompassion Them” To “Find the Right’s Obama” and “Use your Mom,” Gutfeld gives readers the tools they’ll need to argue, influence, and convince their friends, family and foes throughout the 2016 election cycle.
Categories: Political Science

The Joy of Hate

The Joy of Hate

The Joy of Hate tackles this conundrum head on--replacing the idiocy of open-mindness with a shrewd judgmentalism that rejects stupid ideas, notions, and people.

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Publisher: Crown Forum

ISBN: 9780307986979

Category: Humor

Page: 256

View: 202

From the irreverent star of Fox News’s Red Eye and The Five, hilarious observations on the manufactured outrage of an oversensitive, wussified culture. Greg Gutfeld hates artificial tolerance. At the root of every single major political conflict is the annoying coddling Americans must endure of these harebrained liberal hypocrisies. In fact, most of the time liberals uses the mantle of tolerance as a guise for their pathetic intolerance. And what we really need is smart intolerance, or as Gutfeld reminds us, what we used to call common sense. The Joy of Hate tackles this conundrum head on--replacing the idiocy of open-mindness with a shrewd judgmentalism that rejects stupid ideas, notions, and people. With countless examples grabbed from the headlines, Gutfeld provides readers with the enormous tally of what pisses us all off. For example: - The double standard: You can make fun of Christians, but God forbid Muslims. It's okay to call a woman any name imaginable, as long as she's a Republican. And no problem if you're a bigot, as long as you're politically correct about it. - The demonizing of the Tea Party and romanticizing of the Occupy Wall Streeters. - The media who are always offended (see MSNBC lineup) - How critics of Obamacare or illegal immigration are somehow immediately labeled racists. - The endless debate over the Ground Zero Mosque (which Gutfeld planned to open a Muslim gay bar next to). - As well as pretentious music criticism, slow-moving ceiling fans, and snotty restaurant hostesses. Funny and sarcastic to the point of being mean (but in a nice way), The Joy of Hate points out the true jerks in this society and tells them all off.
Categories: Humor

Lessons from the Land of Pork Scratchings

Lessons from the Land of Pork Scratchings

A stressed-out New York men's magazine editor gets posted to the UK and realises happiness is more easily achieved by adopting the British attitude to life - expecting the worst and going to the pub.

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Publisher: Pocket Books

ISBN: 1847390757

Category: Americans

Page: 256

View: 259

Greg Gutfeld was a high-achieving New Yorker in therapy when he was posted to the UK to take up the position of editor of Maxim magazine. Once settled in London he had something of a cultural epiphany. Service and transport were poor and slow, food was soggy and came in tiny portions and the beer was warm. The British, he decided, viewed the world through a prism of dreariness but, despite this, they seemed to be more cheerful than his fellow countrymen, who expected to be happy on demand. After two years in the UK, Gutfeld was12 kilos heavier but a lot more content. The key to his new-found contentment lay in adopting the British attitude to life: having diminished expectations reaps its own rewards. His hilarious observations on British culture, rituals and peculiarities at all levels of society are an illuminating insight into the land of pubs and curry, where everyone is called 'mate' and people with pimples and greasy hair can get on primetime TV.
Categories: Americans

The Scorecard

The Scorecard

The answer to all confused men's prayers: the official rule book to the often baffling relationship game. A hilarious, tongue-in-cheek take on the never-ending tug-of-war between couples of all ages.

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Publisher: Holt Paperbacks

ISBN: 0805054502

Category: Humor

Page: 196

View: 377

The answer to all confused men's prayers: the official rule book to the often baffling relationship game. A hilarious, tongue-in-cheek take on the never-ending tug-of-war between couples of all ages.
Categories: Humor

The Scorecard at Work

The Scorecard at Work

The last career book anyone will ever need!

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Publisher: Holt Paperbacks

ISBN: 0805058656

Category: Humor

Page: 160

View: 148

The last career book anyone will ever need! At last, after all those books on clawing your way to the top, here's the real truth about the good and bad moves made in the workplace that determine ultimate success or failure. You ask interviewees penetrating philosophical questions. +10 "If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?" -10 "Do you think I'm cute?" -50 You nickname your office. +5 "The Cave." -10 "The Cool-bicle." -45 You volunteer to organize the softball team and company outings. +5 You call yourself the company "funmeister." -20 It's much easier than your actual job.-60 From your trumped-up résumé to the disastrous company picnic, and covering every aspect of working life including meetings, office antics, fun with machines, and the right and wrong way to ask for a raise, Greg Gutfeld focuses his trademark point system on the place where we all spend the biggest part of our lives.
Categories: Humor

Lessons from the Land of Pork Scratchings

Lessons from the Land of Pork Scratchings

Greg Gutfeld was a high-achieving, slim but anxious New Yorker in therapy when he was posted to the UK to take up the position of editor of Maxim magazine.

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Publisher:

ISBN: 1847370667

Category: Americans

Page: 239

View: 242

Greg Gutfeld was a high-achieving, slim but anxious New Yorker in therapy when he was posted to the UK to take up the position of editor of Maxim magazine. Once settled in London he had something of a cultural epiphany. Service and transport were poor and slow, food was soggy and came in tiny portions and the beer was warm. The British, he decided, viewed the world through a prism of dreariness but, despite this, they seemed to be more cheerful than his fellow countrymen, who expected to be happy on demand. After two years in the UK, Gutfeld was12 kilos heavier but a lot more content. The key to his new-found contentment lay in adopting the British attitude to life: he too had learned that having diminished expectations reaps its own rewards. His hilarious observations on British culture, rituals and peculiarities at all levels of society are an illuminating insight into the land of pubs and curry, where everyone is called 'mate' and people with pimples, wrinkles and greasy hair can get on primetime TV.
Categories: Americans