The Cunning Linguist

The Cunning Linguist

This book of "good, clean dirty fun" will delight word hounds, punsters, bachelor-party goers, and anyone who likes a clever grown-up joke.

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

ISBN: 1429906421

Category: Humor

Page: 304

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Have some fun with your native tongue! In The Cunning Linguist, renowned language expert Richard Lederer shows us the naughtier side of wordplay, revealing hundreds of hilarious, ingenious, unabashed, and adults-only puns, jokes, limericks, one-liners, and other adventures in sexual humor. This book of "good, clean dirty fun" will delight word hounds, punsters, bachelor-party goers, and anyone who likes a clever grown-up joke. Here's a taste of The Cunning Linguist: Q: What does a man have in his pants that you can also find on a pool table? A: Pockets. Have you heard about the incompatible couple? He had no income, and she wasn't pattable. The four stages of a couple's sex life: Under 35: Tri-weekly 35-45: Try weekly 45-55: Try weakly 55 and over: Try, try, try. For much more, sneak between the covers of this unique and laugh-out-loud book.
Categories: Humor

The Cunning Linguist English Language

The Cunning Linguist  English Language

A great notebook planner for english language students or those into dialectology, linguistics, foreign studies or those into english literature.

Author: Simon de Montefort

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1798135736

Category: Foreign Language Study

Page: 122

View: 336

A great notebook planner for english language students or those into dialectology, linguistics, foreign studies or those into english literature. Perfect for all levels of education from nursery kindergarden to secondary school or from college or university.
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Cunning Linguist

Cunning Linguist

Author: Charles Ellik

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ISBN: OCLC:45831942

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Page: 40

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The Cunning Linguist

The Cunning Linguist

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Saint Martin's Paperbacks

ISBN: 0312991320

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The Cunning Linguist

The Cunning Linguist

Two classic Victorian entertainments that celebrate the language of love--The Alter of Venus concerns a gentleman, introduced to the joys of desires at a tender age, who commits himself to a sensual expedition that will last the rest of his ...

Author: James Jennings

Publisher: Carroll & Graf Pub

ISBN: 0786704497

Category: Erotic stories

Page: 504

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Two classic Victorian entertainments that celebrate the language of love--The Alter of Venus concerns a gentleman, introduced to the joys of desires at a tender age, who commits himself to a sensual expedition that will last the rest of his life; and, Maid and Mistress recounts the journey of a reckless young man visiting a country house who discovers, through the pretty young maid-in-waiting, the sexual life beneath the social propriety, and avails himself to the aloof mistress of the manor.
Categories: Erotic stories

Cunning Linguist

Cunning Linguist

Author: Neil Gevisser

Publisher:

ISBN: 0953374300

Category: South African poetry (English)

Page: 66

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Categories: South African poetry (English)

30 More Stories

30 More Stories

In 2012, Rich Rhodes chose to die rather than go back to prison by throwing himself off the roof of the 30-story Ivory Towers.

Author: The Cunning Linguist

Publisher:

ISBN: 0359168345

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Page: 248

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In 2012, Rich Rhodes chose to die rather than go back to prison by throwing himself off the roof of the 30-story Ivory Towers. Five years later, his girlfriend Monique Camacho finds herself plummeting from the same high rise building to her inevitable death. Fall with her as she and Shonta conspire to avenge the death of Shonta's brother at the hands of an all female stick-up crew called The Spice Girls, and led by none other than Sharika. With returning characters as well as new ones, follow the exploits of Monique, Shonta, and Sharika while plummeting... 30 MORE STORIES
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The Cunning Linguist a Sexual Guide for Men and Women

The Cunning Linguist  a Sexual Guide for Men and Women

Whether you are a young adult or older...male or female in a man to woman relationship or a woman to woman relationship, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO NOT READ THIS BOOK!In reading this book, some of you will discover that what you think you know ...

Author: Randolph Giles

Publisher:

ISBN: 1481227033

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Page: 38

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Men, how much do you truly know about your woman and her sexual needs? Can you honestly say that you know all there is to know about pleasuring your woman and would she agree? How much, if any, does your woman know about what turns you on sexually? Does she know everything there is to know to bring you to erotic bliss that would keep you eager to get home each and every night? Women, how much do you actually know about your own body? What does and does not work when you crave to be sexually stimulated? Is your man aware of them as well? Many men and women assume that they already know everything about how to make love to their partner. In doing so, they inadvertently end up taking their partner's sexual needs for granted. Men, times have changed drastically and there's so much more to what you think you know about a woman, there's so much more to what a woman knows about herself. Whether you are a young adult or older...male or female in a man to woman relationship or a woman to woman relationship, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO NOT READ THIS BOOK!In reading this book, some of you will discover that what you think you know could be consider prehistoric in nature. It's time to put the things once considered taboo and your inhibitions aside. I hope that in reading this that you will become as enlightened as I have and you will embark on a journey of new sexual discoveries fueled by intense pleasure.
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The Cunning Linguist

The Cunning Linguist

Song lyrics written in various genres.

Author: Dave Drake

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 1481898787

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Page: 416

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Song lyrics written in various genres. Rock & Roll, Outlaw Country, Blues, Alternative, Hip Hop... Some are songs of heart break:You don't have to remind me that I lost youI do a good enough job remembering on my ownI wish you'd just get out of my headI wish you'd just leave me alongWhat pleasure do you getWhat joy haunting meYou don't have to remind me that I lost youI do a good enough job remembering on my ownYou have all your little remindersThey remind me all the way homeWith pleasure you get to meWith joy you don't let me beYou don't have to remind meI know that I lost youYou won't get out of my headYou won't leave me aloneWhen I think of you and what used to beWhen I think about youThe world comes crashing down on meYou don't have to remind me that I lost youI do a good enough job remembering on my ownYou put your knife in my backYou put your bullet between my eyesYou got me under attackYou sent your other guyYou don't have to remind me that I lost youI do a good enough job remembering on my ownYou have all your little insidersThey follow me all the way homeWith torture you get to meWith joy you torture meYou don't have to remind meI know that I lost youYou won't get out of my headYou won't leave me aloneWhen I think of you and what used to beWhen I think about youThe world comes crashing down on meYou don't have to remind meI know that I lost youYou won't get out of my headYou won't leave me aloneWhen I think of you and what used to beWhen I think about youThe world comes crashing down on meYour world comes crashing down on meYou don't have to remind me that I lost youYour world comes crashing down on me~I hope you know what you're doing to meI hope you know how I feelI hope you know how bad this hurtsWhen you think of meI hope it tears up insideI don't have any hard feelingsI don't have any ill willI don't hate you babyBut when you think of meI hope it tears up insideI wish you wellI want the best for youI don't mean you any harmBut when you think of meI hope it tears up insideI want you to be happyBut when you think of meI hope it tears you up insideI hope you I still love youI hope you know I still want youI want to hold you closeBut when you think of meI hope it tears you up insideI wish you wellI want the best for youI don't mean you any harmBut when you think of meI hope it tears up insideI want you to be happyBut when you think of meI hope it tears you up insideI wish you wellI want the best for youI don't mean you any harmBut when you think of meI hope it tears up insideI want you to be happyBut when you think of meI hope it tears you up inside~Some are just an expression of whatever I happened to be feeling that particular day:Poop, let your body shakeNerd swingerClean old manKnuckle sandwich to your cockBig and blackTitmilkLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalYou live all aloneLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalYou live all aloneLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalYou live all aloneEven butt holeYou damn dogThunder nuts hurry runNose butt mustacheGroovy ballsackFat rocksWhy is there bacon in the soapLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalYou live all aloneLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalYou live all aloneLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalYou live all aloneEven butt holeI'm big and tough but I'm smallWatch the vagina sunriseAngry dragon sauceMonster, I got leavesBob Marley was frenchPeanut butter butt holePeanut butter butt holePeanut butter butt holeGrape jellyLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalYou live all aloneLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalYou live all aloneLet's fuck the animalLet's fuck the animalYou live all aloneEven ...
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Wolfchilde a Cunning Linguist

Wolfchilde a Cunning Linguist

Biography with poetry. A creative recovery from child abuse and addiction.

Author: Peter Stock

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 1493777610

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 358

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Biography with poetry. A creative recovery from child abuse and addiction.
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The Hands Of Time

The Hands Of Time

Also available from The Cunning Linguist: • 30 Stories To Tell • The Jersey Wars • Drowning In The Darkness Of My Mind Contact The Cunning Linguist at: ...

Author: The Cunning Linguist

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781387335527

Category: Fiction

Page: 128

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Drowning In The Darkness Of My Mind

Drowning In The Darkness Of My Mind

Also available from The Cunning Linguist: • 30 Stories To Tell • The Jersey Wars • The Hands Of Time Contact The Cunning Linguist at: ...

Author: The Cunning Linguist

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781387335558

Category: Fiction

Page: 170

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All of his life, Aaron Kelly has dreamt of killing random women; random women who are actually turning up dead. Eric Mosley has had a hard life, but he hasnÍt allowed that to stop him from building one of the most lucrative business empires on the East Coast. Eric is also a cold blooded murderer who will stop at nothing to feed the sick and demented desires that have propelled him for his entire life. Martina Ambrose is sick and tired of being sexually abused, and takes it upon herself to put a permanent stop to it; landing her a life sentence in Psycho Ward. She also has dreams of being murdered and can feel each emotion and sensation that the victim feels upon death. What do these three people have in common? And why will it lead to a violent and bloody standoff within NewarkÍs city limits? The answer is very simple, when youÍreƒ DROWNING IN THE DARKNESS OF MY MIND!
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The Jersey Wars

The Jersey Wars

Also available from The Cunning Linguist: • 30 Stories To Tell • The Hands Of Time • Drowning In The Darkness Of My Mind Contact The Cunning Linguist at: ...

Author: The Cunning Linguist

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781387335503

Category: Fiction

Page: 178

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The Black Poets Society

The Black Poets Society

Also by The Cunning Linguist • 30 Stories To Tell Also Published As 30 Stories • The Jersey Wars Also Published As The Garden State Crusade • The Hands Of ...

Author: The Cunning Linguist

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781387922949

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Page: 270

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The Black Poets Society is a group of four law professionals who get together and recite the short story poems that they write, they are also each going through their own issues in the process that threaten to adjourn them permanently. With poetry as the backdrop, come along with four affluent brothers and revel in the mishaps ofÉ THE BLACK POETS SOCIETY!
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Two Guns Sleep Is The Cousin Of Death

Two Guns  Sleep Is The Cousin Of Death

Also by The Cunning Linguist • 30 Stories To Tell Also Published As 30 Stories • The Jersey Wars Also Published As The Garden State Crusade • The Hands Of ...

Author: The Cunning Linguist

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780359026371

Category: Fiction

Page: 210

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After over a decade of faithful service to the French mafia, hitman Terrance "Two-Guns" Gunther is labeled a traitor and left for dead when he stumbles upon a plan that threatens to destroy the entire East Coast. The reprisals will be severe as Two-Guns delivers vengeance on the people who've betrayed him and his family...beneath the guise of gunfire. With the help of his two acolytes Scoot and Sparkplug, they form The Tumultuous Three and partner up with Newark businessman/criminal Jamison Levens Jr. otherwise known as Bash-Man. Alongside Newark mayor Wilson Stone, will they be able to stymie the schemes of the French before it's too late? Come along on an action-packed ride as everything is put on the line to prevent a catastrophe that would rival 911 in its devastation, but as Two-Guns puts it: "I'm just one man with two guns; there's only so much I can do." TWO-GUNS: SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH The pseudo-sequel to The Jersey Wars
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A Thousand Words

A Thousand Words

Also by The Cunning Linguist • 30 Stories To Tell Also Published As 30 Stories • The Jersey Wars Also Published As The Garden State Crusade • The Hands Of ...

Author: The Cunning Linguist

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780359082193

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Page: 224

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In the summer of 1992, Nick, Ira, and Kevin were seemingly thrown together by fate to battle a demonic entity that captured the souls of Newark teenagers in Polaroid pictures....and they won. Twenty-five years later the entity is back, and they must come together once again and fight for their very souls, or risk losing it all to the malevolent spirit known as Byron Bell. Trek with three Newark friends from boys to men, as they realize that the big picture is worth... A THOUSAND WORDS!
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Lunacy

Lunacy

Also by The Cunning Linguist • 30 Stories To Tell Also Published As 30 Stories • The Jersey Wars Also Published As The Garden State Crusade • The Hands Of ...

Author: The Cunning Linguist

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780359006199

Category: Fiction

Page: 196

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As a child, Viktor Cross engaged in a demented game with an older women that festered into a sexual appetite for blood. As a man, to achieve carnal release there must be blood, and there's only one way for him to get it.......kill. When his only friend is murdered, Viktor goes after those responsible, which includes longtime Newark gangster Mack Arsenault. Throw a woman and her young son into the mix, and he must have each base covered...all while dressed as a nightmarish clown. From the demented mind of The Cunning Linguist comes a deviant tale so disturbing, it can only be described as sheer...LUNACY! Also includes the short story poems that inspired the novel: Mind Of A Lunatic & Mind Of The Lunatic: The Murder Show!
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30 Stories To Tell

30 Stories To Tell

Also available from The Cunning Linguist • The Jersey Wars • The Hands Of Time • Drowning In The Darkness Of My Mind You can contact The Cunning Linguist at ...

Author: The Cunning Linguist

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781387335435

Category: Fiction

Page: 242

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