The Big Book of Funny Yorkshire

The Big Book of Funny Yorkshire

A selection of unique tales, cartoons and anecdotes taken from the Dalesman magazine to delight those who enjoyed down-to-earth Yorkshire humour

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ISBN: 1855683369

Category: Yorkshire (England)

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A selection of unique tales, cartoons and anecdotes taken from the Dalesman magazine to delight those who enjoyed down-to-earth Yorkshire humour
Categories: Yorkshire (England)

Big Book of Christmas Tales

Big Book of Christmas Tales

Not long before this she had come from Whitby, the charming red-roofed
Yorkshire fishingtown that forever climbs the hill ... There is a funny, dancing-step
sort of walk, set to the tune of "Humpty-Dumpty," which seems to belong with the
Whitby ...

Author: Louisa May Alcott

Publisher: e-artnow

ISBN: EAN:4057664561060

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 5959

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This meticulously edited collection of Christmas tales, short stories, myths and legends is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: Louisa May Alcott: Merry Christmas A Christmas Dream and How It Came True Becky's Christmas Dream Kitty's Class Day Rosa's Tale Tilly's Christmas The Abbot's Ghost, or Maurice Treherne's Temptation What the Bell Saw and Said A Christmas Turkey, and How It Came The Little Red Purse A Country Christmas O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi Whistling Dick's Christmas Stocking Christmas by Injunction A Chaparral Christmas Gift Hans Christian Andersen: The Little Match Girl The Steadfast Tin Soldier The Snow Queen The Old House The Drop of Water The Happy Family The Story of a Mother The False Collar The Shadow The Old Street-lamp The Dream of Little Tuk The Naughty Boy The Two Neighboring Families The Darning-needle The Red Shoes Selma Lagerlöf: The Holy Night The Christmas Guest The Flight Into Egypt The Legend of the Christmas Rose Harriet Beecher Stowe: Betty's Bright Idea The First Christmas Of New England Deacon Pitkin's Farm Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol The Chimes The Cricket on the Hearth The Battle of Life The Haunted Man A Christmas Tree What Christmas Is As We Grow Older The Poor Relation's Story The Child's Story The Schoolboy's Story Nobody's Story The Seven Poor Travellers The Holly-Tree The Wreck of the Golden Mary The Perils of Certain English Prisoners A House to Let The Haunted House A Message From the Sea Tom Tiddler's Ground Somebody's Luggage Mrs. Lirriper's Lodgings Mrs. Lirriper's Legacy Doctor Marigold's Prescriptions Mugby Junction No Thoroughfare Christmas at Fezziwig's Warehouse Thomas Nelson Page: Santa Claus's Partner A Captured Santa Claus Tommy Trots Visit to Santa Claus How the Captain made Christmas Anthony Trollope: Christmas at Thompson Hall Christmas Day at Kirkby Cottage The Mistletoe Bough Not if I Know It The Two Generals William Dean Howells: Christmas Every Day Turkeys Turning the Tables The Pony Engine and the Pacific Express The Pumpkin Glory…
Categories: Young Adult Fiction

The Big Book of the UK

The Big Book of the UK

Unusual place-names Some towns and villages in Great Britain and Northern
Ireland have names that are funny, rude or just plain odd. Have you visited any ...
HOUSES in to 2. (No. Yorkshire, G LAND) B E A NS (Loxo~3+2×5%ire, o - Englar
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Author: Imogen Russell Williams

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 9780241420447

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 80

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Welcome... Fáilte... Croeso... Fair faa ye... to the United Kingdom! The Big Book of the UK introduces readers to customs and culture of the United Kingdom. Learn about the sport of "dwile flonking" and find out where black diamonds come from. Meet the supernatural animal that haunts the Scottish Highlands and discover the British sweets that helped Hillary and Tenzing scale Everest. Filled with facts about wildlife, food, sports, geography, language and some very silly place names, this book will help you uncover national secrets and unearth local legends from England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
Categories: Juvenile Nonfiction

Funny Shaped Balls

Funny Shaped Balls

The Biggest Book of Sporting Jokes Ever Jonathan Swan. A vicar played golf with
one of his elderly ... Keith and Dick are out playing golf and Tom brings his
Yorkshire terrier along with him. Every time Keith hits a good shot the little dog
gets ...

Author: Jonathan Swan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781407029542

Category: Humor

Page: 320

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Over 2,000 sporting funnies from every sport: football, rugby, cricket, golf, boxing, snooker and beyond... Two men fishing on a river bank in a canal in London on a Saturday afternoon miles away from a radio or TV. Suddenly one man turns to the other and says, 'Spurs have lost again.' The other man is astonished and says, 'How on earth do you know that?' The other man replies, 'It's quarter to five.' After the success of the George Foreman grill, Audley Harrison is launching his own toaster. The problem is it can only do four rounds. What does Steve Harmison put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A bat
Categories: Humor

The Big Book of Panto Scripts

The Big Book of Panto Scripts

Mickey the Menace I am going to introduce her to some delicious roast potatoes,
broccoli and a nice tasty Yorkshire Pudding. Charlie Oh, that's ... Dressed in
funny shorts and t-shirts, Corporal Kosh and Sergeant Bosh are working out.
Kosh is ...

Author: Brian Luff

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780244413224

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The Rough Guide to Yorkshire

The Rough Guide to Yorkshire

Hilarious, sad, touching–Bennettisincapable of writinga dull sentence. ...
Basedonatour of Britainthat the greatwriter made between 1724 and 1726, here
Defoe describes Yorkshire's towns, villages and countryside in fine and ... If you'
re staying anywhere near Harrogate or Knaresborough, get your hands onthis
book.

Author: Jos Simon

Publisher: Rough Guides UK

ISBN: 9780241216323

Category: Travel

Page: 336

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The Rough Guide to Yorkshire was the first comprehensive guidebook to England's largest county. Detailed coverage of the ruggedly beautiful Dales and Moors, the magnificent North Sea coast and historic York rubs shoulders with penetrating insights into the multi-cultural cities of Leeds and Sheffield, the resurgent port of Hull, and the many industrial conurbations, market towns and rural villages in between. Take your pick of great stately homes to visit, of cathedrals and churches and monastic ruins, of steam railways and seaside resorts, of world-class historical and industrial museums, of hotels and places where you can consume good Yorkshire food and ale. Full-colour sections cover Yorkshire's varied landscape and world-famous writers and artists. Whether you're on holiday, on business, visiting family and friends or just passing through - even if you've lived in Yorkshire all your life - The Rough Guide to Yorkshire will ensure that you don't miss a thing. Make the most of your time on EarthTM with The Rough Guide to Yorkshire.
Categories: Travel

The Big Book

The Big Book

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ISBN: UOM:39015047295863

Category: Photographic industry

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Categories: Photographic industry

West Coast Review of Books

West Coast Review of Books

The funny Kryptonite Want Count Daview of Dooko " Clever , entertaining . . .
nothing less than inspired . ... A previous book , America , has become a staple
for the publisher , reprinted now in paperback , after a huge hardcover sale and
The Americans is ... The popularity of James Herriot ' s books , All Things Wise
and Wonderful , etc . , all set in Yorkshire , has build up a potential following for
Herriot ' s ...

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105005671727

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Funny Cuts

Funny Cuts

Her dress The shrinking debutante of the season , hesi- of dark green velvet fitted
her supple figure Tike We find the taste for GOOD BOOKS tating on the brink of
the social pool , could not a glove . Her face and bosom rose from this ever on ...

Author: Gordon Phillip Hood

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ISBN: OSU:32435069361228

Category: English wit and humor

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Categories: English wit and humor

All Creatures Great and Small

All Creatures Great and Small

From a Yorkshire veterinarian and a “wise and wonderful writer”: The New York Times bestseller and basis for the beloved BBC series of the same name (The Boston Globe).

Author: James Herriot

Publisher: Open Road Media

ISBN: 9781453227909

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 440

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From a Yorkshire veterinarian and a “wise and wonderful writer”: The New York Times bestseller and basis for the beloved BBC series of the same name (The Boston Globe). In the rolling dales of Yorkshire, a simple, rural region of northern England, a young veterinarian from Sunderland joins a new practice. A stranger in a strange land, he must quickly learn the odd dialect and humorous ways of the locals, master outdated equipment, and do his best to mend, treat, and heal pets and livestock alike. This witty and heartwarming collection, based on the author’s own experiences, became an international success, spawning sequels and winning over animal lovers everywhere. Perhaps better than any other writer, James Herriot reveals the ties that bind us to the creatures in our lives.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

Yorkshire Terriers Is My Best Coworker

Yorkshire Terriers Is My Best Coworker

Can be used as a daily to-do list, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Click "add to cart" to get this gift and bring some fun to the office today!

Author: Office Humor Press

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ISBN: 9798574629208

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Page: 120

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Are you looking for a funny gift for your coworker and dog Owners? Look no further. This brilliant office gag gift will give everyone a big laugh and is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Perfect gift for Secret Santa, Christmas, or any special occasion (that involves your boss or coworker). Details: Stylish and Cute Notebook Journal Lined Notebook With 120 pages 6 x 9 inches - the ideal size for taking lots of notes while also easily fitting in your bag This Composition Notebook has a Matte, Sturdy Paperback Cover, perfect bound, for a beautiful look and feel. Can be used as a daily to-do list, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Click "add to cart" to get this gift and bring some fun to the office today!
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Go Big

Go Big

'If you have kids transitioning from primary to secondary school, this book is for you (well, for your kids!) .

Author: Matthew Burton

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781526362360

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 208

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'If you have kids transitioning from primary to secondary school, this book is for you (well, for your kids!) ... Helpful, funny and encouraging' - Sarah Turner AKA The Unmumsy Mum 'Find great friends. Boost your confidence. Build towards your brilliant future.' Secondary school can seem scary. Corridors are wide, older students look terrifying and there's homework, messy friendships and stressful exams to deal with. But, whether you're about to land at secondary school or you're still settling in, Mr Burton is here to guide you through your journey - worry-free. From your first day to your final exams, this handbook will have you achieving, succeeding and being the best you can be! Written by head teacher and star of Educating Yorkshire, Mr Matthew Burton, this is the ultimate secondary school survival guide.
Categories: Juvenile Nonfiction

The New York Times Book Review

The New York Times Book Review

1560 $ 19.95 Unforgettable stories - including four never before published in the
U.S. - by the beloved Yorkshire vet ... novel of a workingsuspense thriller . today's
master storyclass family - by as big and exciting as winner Breslin . ... GAY
COURTER 5504 $ 18.95 Emotion - charged , action - packed spy drama , a tour
de force of romance , suspense and history 7401 $ 14.95 Wildly funny fictional
diary of ...

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ISBN: IND:30000114373222

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Norden News

Norden News

Excerpts from your books which I think I've portrayed to a great covered in
England , however , and am have been published in a wide range of extent . The
old ... And you imagine the Yorkshire dialect in thing in America . agriculture in
general has become more Japanese ? Stevens . ... I've had lots of fun by the
physical limitations which you're not regard my books as simply funny out of that .
under .

Author: Norden Laboratories

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ISBN: CORNELL:31924051117764

Category: Veterinary medicine

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Categories: Veterinary medicine

St Stephen s Review

St  Stephen s Review

Hitherto the Hull and Barnsley Railroad has been a sort of ugly duckling in the
land of its birth , the other Yorkshire lines ... Perhaps the funniest book published
this year is one issued by Messrs . ... He declares in big capitals that the nation
looks to him for help , and he goes on to explain that though he is a young man ,
and ...

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ISBN: HARVARD:32044092746379

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Books and Bookmen

Books and Bookmen

"Sometimes I think sex is like a big grey cat! ... Which is really all there is to say;
except that she has a lot of fun at the expense of people like Miss Gurley Brown.
... SEBASTIAN FAULKS YORKSHIRE'S PRIDE, 150 YEARS OF COUNTY
CRICKET John Callaghan Pelham Books, £10.95 "IT IS, significantly, almost
impossible ...

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ISBN: UOM:39015033284590

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Country Life

Country Life

REVIEW BOOKS MORE THAN BRICKS AND MORTAR Sledmere House in
Yorkshire and its generations of inhabitants are chronicled in a new book which
JOHN MARTIN ROBINSON found difficult to put down The Big House: The Story
of a Country ... 6050 A MEMBER OF THE HADDONSTONE GROUP OF
COMPANIES FIVE OFTHE FUNNIEST BOOKS ON ARCHITECTURE By Jeremy
Musson Here of ...

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105114639177

Category: Country life

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Categories: Country life

Willing s Press Guide and Advertisers Directory and Handbook

Willing s Press Guide and Advertisers  Directory and Handbook

Hardwareman Year - Book Horse and Hound India Irish Ironmonger Horses
Illustrated Ironmonger Goldsmith ... Insurance Journal Hide & Skin TradeGrocers '
Gazette Big Budget Insurance Mail Grocers ' Gazette Diary ( see Leather Trade ) .
“ Bob Stubbs ' " Original Insurance News Grocers ' Journal Comic Yorkshire Aw .
Insurance Observer Grocers ' Journal Diary ... of Grocery History Comic Life
London Grocery World American Historical Re Funny Cuts Insurance World
International ...

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ISBN: OSU:32435071600761

Category: English newspapers

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Categories: English newspapers

Book Exchange

Book Exchange

A CATALOGUE OF MINIATURE AND FULL ORCHESTRAL SCORES IN
YORKSHIRE LIBRARIES . ... JUST JOKING A nicely produced book , containing
nearly 300 funny ' ha - ha ' jokes classified under 17 subjects . ... THE BIG SHOT .

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ISBN: UCAL:B3042679

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