Stupid Humans

Stupid Humans

Samantha is a journalist who travels through the wormhole to New Atlantis and discovers that embarrassing reality when she meets the People, humanity's more intelligent-and smugly superior-distant relatives.

Author: V. R. Craft

Publisher: Fleet Press

ISBN: 1633732959

Category: Fiction

Page: 538

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Samantha is a journalist who travels through the wormhole to New Atlantis and discovers that embarrassing reality when she meets the People, humanity's more intelligent-and smugly superior-distant relatives. So sets the premise for the most raucous comedic space opera this side of the Orion's gizzard.
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EVELINA

EVELINA

Stupid machines. You can't even laugh.” “Somehow that day I will laugh like a human. Because so many in thousands will be laughing and I will collect so many samples of people laughing at you that I will develop a perfect laugh.

Author: David Gomadza

Publisher: David Gomadza

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 384

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A suspenseful romantic action-packed thriller. A gorgeous young lady turned Most Wanted. A romantic trip and a love to die for. A hidden secret. An evil brutal regime practicing a cult they believe existed even before God created the world. Until the regime is stopped life is on the line. A must read. ABOUT THE SERIES EVELINA A secret cult that existed even before this world was created is still at the center of murder a thousand years later. A ruthless regime is using this cult to run rampage and havoc. A corrupt and evil world where murder is the norm. A place so dark and scary where they all come out in numbers where they are slaughtered in thousands. A place where they are naked:-no rights, hopes, or anything to hang on to. A place where the only hope and courage is the heart-engraved-belief that someone will solve God's Dilemma and rise to save humanity. A pledge to fight to the death because the sole existence of the regime is to restore the lost kingdom of darkness at humanity's expense. Where restoring it means slaughtering two-thirds of the world's population in 48 hours known as the 48 Hours of Darkness. It's a story of great courage in the face of death. The rise of Tomorrow's World Order citing the system as the root of all evil setting a collision course with the regime. The suspenseful questions are when and of what magnitude will the collision be and the devastating outcome? Will the regime allow a system change? Where stakes are high and the regime will defend the system at any cost will they succeed and at what cost? How can mankind survive the most feared devil's ghosts? Are you to be the lucky few to be spared in the 48 hours of darkness? Is mankind doomed or there is hope? What is God's Dilemma and can it really be solved? Unless God's Dilemma is solved mankind is doomed. A race against time where it's a matter of life or death for the strongest men let alone for Evelina caught up in all this. Will she survive the greatest manhunt since the world was created with everyone after her with the most powerful man demanding her too? Only one way to find out. Get this book right now.
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Diary of a Wimpy Farmer

Diary of a Wimpy Farmer

Billy is just an ordinary Farmer living in his tiny village.

Author: Gabrielle Orris

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 1533680817

Category:

Page: 56

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Billy is just an ordinary Farmer living in his tiny village. Nothing extraordinary has ever happened, and he doesn't believe anything ever will. But when he hears that a visitor is coming to trade, he can't help but be excited. Unfortunately, when the visitor comes, he's not quite what Billy was expecting. It turns out that his visitor is just a stupid human - and a thief! Billy decides that there is only one thing he can do. The next time the stupid human comes back, he'll make sure he leaves - and stays gone. But will his traps and plans work? Or will Billy have to find a new way to deal with humans?
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News of the Stupid

News of the Stupid

</23> <PAREIDOLIA> I wasn't really planning for today's date to work out to lol2; it was a dumb coincidence. ... It's meaningless bits of stuff which humans are able to infer as patterns or symbols or objects by millennia of natural ...

Author: Gremlin

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781435721463

Category:

Page: 278

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The longawaited revision to 1999's News of the Stoopid [NotS]: 100% free of pipebombs...though there's plenty of new stuff for fragile people to whimper about.
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Duh

Duh

Offering a compilation of the stupid things that people do, this three-part study of humankind descibes human idiocy within such areas as politics, history, science, and sports, and offers advice on how to avoid doing stupid things.

Author: Bob Fenster

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 0740710028

Category: History

Page: 288

View: 242

Offering a compilation of the stupid things that people do, this three-part study of humankind descibes human idiocy within such areas as politics, history, science, and sports, and offers advice on how to avoid doing stupid things.
Categories: History

The Incredibly Stupid Adventures of the Incredibly Stupid Stuper Man

The Incredibly Stupid Adventures of the Incredibly Stupid Stuper Man

Stupid humans.” he said under his breath. “Look at them: disgusting, deceitful, treacherous creatures. I'll destroy them. I'll destroy them all!” The old man ran out into the middle of the square and pointed threateningly at the crowd ...

Author: Patrick C. F. Wise

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 9781449016630

Category: Fiction

Page: 260

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In a quite possibly not-so distant future, the universe is wreathed in utter chaos. An intergalactic tyrant by the name of King Brainiac, seeking the ultimate power contained within the mythical Gem of the Universe, attacks and destroys the peaceful planet, Stupin, home to the Stupinians, a people who are really, REALLY stupid. In a ginormous twist of fate, however, a young Stupinian and his dog escape from the destruction with the Gem in tow. Landing on the planet Earth, these new heroes, Stuper Man and Stuper Dog, dedicate themselves to defending the Gem from Brainiac and his evil forces. Little do they realize that there is much more to the story than they know: a sinister conspiracy, an ancient bloodline, and a dark power so fearsome that it could engulf the entire universe and still have enough room for dessert. The Dumbbell Duo may not have much of it, but through their trials they prove that knowledge has been, is, and will always be the most powerful weapon that you can wield. The fate of the universe is in his hands...feel pity for the universe.
Categories: Fiction

Selfish Scared and Stupid

Selfish  Scared and Stupid

This book helps businesses design their organisations for reality rather than perfection, and also offers strategies to head off unprecedented levels of disengagement within, and outside, the business.

Author: Kieran Flanagan

Publisher: John Wiley & Sons

ISBN: 9780730312796

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 224

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Appealing to humans' basic instincts to increase influence, buy-in and results Survival of the species comes down to three basic instincts, say behavioural research strategists Dan Gregory and Kieran Flanagan—fear, self-interest and simplicity. These basic human behaviours come into play in all types of relationships, including those between businesses and customers. Selfish, Scared and Stupid: Stop fighting human nature and increase your performance, engagement and influence, demystifies these behaviours and examines the psychology behind why even the best ideas sometimes fail. This book helps businesses design their organisations for reality rather than perfection, and also offers strategies to head off unprecedented levels of disengagement within, and outside, the business. It answers baffling questions around why the public sometimes fails to engage despite overwhelming data suggesting otherwise, why so many new products end up on clearance shelves and why so many great salespeople often fall short of their monthly targets. Learn how the survival of the species plays into business, including delusionary realities and the reasons ideas can fail Discover how to offer customers strategic rewards, thereby making the buying process more attractive to selfish natures Examine the link between fear and the unknown, including strategies for quelling fears and turning them into action Learn to use a simple mindset to create low-involvement products, helping appeal to instinct and making products hard to resist This provocative book is built on the idea that businesses must return to a more human engagement methodology in order to succeed. It is an informative read for anyone interested in improving influence, growing business reach, improving sales figures or understanding the complexities of human behaviour.
Categories: Business & Economics

Kate s Stupid Journey Through Upside Down World

Kate s Stupid Journey Through Upside Down World

Chapter 30: Stuck in a Web of Bees During all this stupid shit I was basically going through the worst possible ... you to know that there are two dumb humans in the Lumberjack Kingdom who are fishing for Octosalmon,” she said to Brian.

Author: Charles Bryan

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781329781795

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Humans Are Stupid

Humans Are Stupid

OH, THE STUPIDITY!Dive into this square-jawed quartet of humorous sci-fi stories and discover that yes, Humans Are Stupid - but that's what makes us interesting.

Author: Hondo Jinx

Publisher:

ISBN: 1973526441

Category:

Page: 62

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OH, THE STUPIDITY!Dive into this square-jawed quartet of humorous sci-fi stories and discover that yes, Humans Are Stupid - but that's what makes us interesting. Re-Zip to the Rescue!For a starship crew marooned in the brain of a giant space squid, hope arrives in a most dubious form: intergalactic door-to-door salesman Bob Branton. Atypical Exterminators, IncorporatedWhen strange jellyfish invade his life, a desperate man fights to save his family, his home, and reality itself. C.O.D. Calamity After hard-nosed Ted Benton discovers a tiny gargoyle smashed to death in the grille of his Chevy, he's determined to make a quick buck... at any cost. Attack of the Student ZombiesSurrounded by hundreds of jabbering middle-school zombies, a team of two-fisted teachers struggles mightily to escape the dim and dusty death trap known as the faculty lounge.
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ASTRAL REALM NEWS

ASTRAL REALM NEWS

The earth itself has a consciousness and is alive, which social humans know nothing about. The Super-Stupid Powers of this world look to their technology as their strength, not realizing there is so much more to their environment than ...

Author: DUANE THE GREAT WRITER

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781329089211

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Stupid Sapiens

Stupid Sapiens

Unfortunately, there exist many stupid “human frogs” that are willing to transport out-of-control “human scorpions” on their backs to some illusionary destination (shared happiness and ideal human world), even when all odds are against ...

Author: Benjamin Katz

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781796043211

Category: Philosophy

Page: 120

View: 338

God whispered into my ear, “Admittedly, I am a failed engineer for manufacturing such sapiens. Oh dear!” Ordinary sapiens have a fixed mental matrix: he has his faith or convictions beyond which there are no other horizons. The definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” This is what we are doing to our global climate and sustainability. We need an advanced mind beyond sapiens to save us from ourselves—a mind that has no masters, like God or holy cows. In this context, we ask, “Who am I, the writer? Am I only sapiens?” I am definitely more than that. I have mentally mutated beyond sapiens into being an evolving future transcendent! Achieving such an advanced mind is the kernel of this book.
Categories: Philosophy

505 Unbelievably Stupid Webpages

505 Unbelievably Stupid Webpages

291 Stupid Human Nosies www.lunaticlounge.com/stupidhumannoises This is one site that doesn't at all attempt to mislead anyone about its intellectual tone . In fact , it openly admits that all of the sounds on this website are stupid .

Author: Dan Crowley

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

ISBN: 1402248210

Category: Computers

Page: 272

View: 460

When sheep feel glad that they can't use computers, this is why. 505 Unbelievably Stupid Webpages reveals the Internet's weirdest, funniest and overall dumbest websites. With more than 25,000 copies sold this new edition is completely updated and revised to include the most bizarre websites to emerge in the last few years. You'll never forgive yourself if you miss these insane, laugh-out-loud sites: -Marshmallow Bunny Survival Tests -The Corn Cam -The Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation -The Virtual Stapler -Star Wars Gangsta Rap -Squirrel Hazing: The Untold Story -Poke Alex in the Eye: The Game
Categories: Computers

Stupid Humans

Stupid Humans

This book is written by two Military men, with a combined 50+ years working in the Military Industrial Complex.

Author: Clay Ogden

Publisher: Bookbaby

ISBN: 1098315367

Category:

Page: 186

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This book is written by two Military men, with a combined 50+ years working in the Military Industrial Complex. The views here provide thought provoking insights into where we are as a Nation, and how we got so far removed from the vision of the framers. It goes into basic economics to illustrate how business works here in a free market economy and uses analogies to show just how "We The People" have been duped over the years and how the liberties guaranteed in the Constitution have been consistently degraded. It explains how the Socialist tax system we now live under in America was forever enabled in 1913, and the way the Stupid Humans that make up our citizenry play right along. If you want to gain a better understanding of where we are, versus where we should be, this is a book for you. So pick it up, read it, and pass on your newfound knowledge...so that maybe, just maybe, we can get back to a republic based on the principles that made the American Experiment the greatest Nation the earth has known.
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Joetry

Joetry

Politicians dance a dirty dance of deception I mean democracy Of the rich By the rich For the rich To keep the stupid Stupid Humans bug me Humans bug me Of all the creatures on this earth there's nothing, nothing, nothing lower than a ...

Author: Mendelson Joe

Publisher: ECW Press

ISBN: 9781773055978

Category: Poetry

Page: 96

View: 980

“Fearless and direct, tender and loving — the marriage of these forces is electric. In Joetry, Mendelson Joe fixes his gaze on the beauty in people, nature, work, love, deeds, words, and accountability — the often unheralded, everyday stuff of life. He is casting a wide net, trying to reach us all, telling us clearly: appreciate what is good and beautiful, do the right things, stop doing the wrong things, laugh, create, speak up, sing, love, and respect the earth and one another. Oh, one more thing: revere women — they are our best hope for the future of life on the planet.” — Gwen Swick, from the foreword to Joetry.
Categories: Poetry

The Darwin Awards

The Darwin Awards

These are the people for whom warnings such as 'coffee is hot' and 'this superman cape does not enable the wearer to fly' were made. This is black humour elevated to its purest commercial form. There are rules here too.

Author: Wendy Northcutt

Publisher:

ISBN: 0752844512

Category: Accident victims

Page: 286

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One of the best known and most frequently visited web sites is the Darwin Awards web site. Practically everyone who is on the net has received a Darwin story in their e-mail at one time or another. It is one of those legendary sites which has become part of the fabric of being on-line. Started in 1993 by biologist Wendy Northcutt she set out to collect together and authenticate stories of individuals around the world who, through their stupidity, have removed themselves from the gene pool, (i.e. killed themselves). These are the people for whom warnings such as 'coffee is hot' and 'this superman cape does not enable the wearer to fly' were made. This is black humour elevated to its purest commercial form. There are rules here too. The candidate must: exhibit astounding misapplication of judgement; remove himself/herself from the gene pool; be capable of sound judgement; be self selecting (i.e. it was their fault) and the event must be verifiable.
Categories: Accident victims

Why Smart People Can be So Stupid

Why Smart People Can be So Stupid

concepts of the nature of human cognition and , as Bruner ( 1990 ) notes , “ It is through folk psychology that people anticipate and judge one another , draw conclusions about the worthwhileness of their lives , and so on .

Author: Robert J. Sternberg

Publisher: Yale University Press

ISBN: 0300101708

Category: Psychology

Page: 254

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One need not look far to find breathtaking acts of stupidity committed by people who are smart, or even brilliant. The behavior of smart individuals--from presidents to prosecutors to professors--is at times so amazingly stupid as to seem inexplicable. Why do otherwise intelligent people think and behave in ways so stupid that they sometimes destroy their livelihoods or even their lives? This book is the first devoted to investigating what the most current psychological research can tell us about stupidity in everyday life. The contributors to the volume, renowned scholars in various areas of human intelligence, present fascinating examples of people messing up their lives, and they offer insights into the reasons for such behavior. From a variety of perspectives, the contributors discuss: - The nature and theory of stupidity - How stupidity contributes to stupid behavior - Whether stupidity is measurable While many millions of dollars are spent each year on intelligence research and testing to determine who has the ability to succeed, next to nothing is spent to determine who will make use of their intelligence and not squander it by behaving stupidly. Why Smart People Can Be So Stupid focuses on the neglected side of this discussion, reviewing the full range of theory and research on stupid behavior and analyzing what it tells us about how people can avoid stupidity and its devastating consequences.
Categories: Psychology

Descartes s Dog

Descartes s Dog

linguistic skills, a parrot or a monkey would surpass “the most stupid infant”.24 But this has not proven to be the case, for even “stupidhumans (he implies) are more advanced than the brightest animal. This therefore suggests that ...

Author: Gareth Southwell

Publisher: Gareth Southwell

ISBN:

Category: Philosophy

Page: 39

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Animals feel pain – so much is obvious. But René Descartes didn't think so. In fact, the man who has been called the Father of Modern Philosophy thought there was no more to the yelps and cries of a suffering animal than the squeaks and groans of an unoiled hinge, and (for the purposes of science) he was even rumoured to have dissected living dogs and nailed cats to trees. For, he reasoned, we wouldn't worry about the “feelings” of a watch or a clock, no matter what noises it made. Descartes’s views on animals now seem callous and outdated, and we might readily consign them to the dustbin of the history of ideas – except for the fact that many people still share them. For curiously, Descartes's views have formed the basis for modern developments in computing and artificial intelligence – from which point of view, we are all just machines. Written in an engaging and humorous style, this short book investigates the roots of this philosophy, exploring the connections between Descartes’s view of animals, AI, and the persisting puzzle of consciousness.
Categories: Philosophy

Blood Cross

Blood Cross

Stupid humans with manlight in trees. Stealing night vision. Stupid prey. I crouched and we/I looked between trees into open circle. The bloodservants of Adrianna who attacked Jane at the vampire party dug into earth with narrow shovels ...

Author: Faith Hunter

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101171226

Category: Fiction

Page: 336

View: 767

View our feature on Faith Hunter’s Blood Cross. Jane Yellowrock is back on the prowl against the children of the night... The vampire council has hired skinwalker Jane Yellowrock to hunt and kill one of their own who has broken sacred ancient rules-but Jane quickly realizes that in a community that is thousands of years old, loyalties run deep...
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THE NUWAVIS DUANE THE GREAT WRITER NUBOOK 7

THE NUWAVIS DUANE THE GREAT WRITER NUBOOK 7

They were created to frighten the humans, and as one of the many ploys to keep fear as a bases of reality on the material and Ashtron Worlds. From these beasts came the orders ... “The stupid humans won't listen, they love this stuff.

Author: DUANE THE GREAT WRITER

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781304930958

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The Goddess s Saga

The Goddess s Saga

Stupid human!” She wanted to bang her head against the wall, chanting, “Stupid, stupid, stupid,” but that would be below her dignity. Instead, she took a seat on the floor with her back leaning against the wall and tried to think.

Author: Maria Hammarblad

Publisher: Maria Hammarblad

ISBN: 9781470003722

Category: Fiction

Page: 456

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When Stephan Forks gets drunk and accidentally rams another spaceship in spite of the vastness of space, it's more than an accident. It is fate. In the next moment, a strange woman is standing on his bridge, looking around with a frown. Adventures and danger go hand in hand during the upcoming days, as the collision resonates through not only his own life, but changes the destiny of the world as he knows it.A collection of the novels Touch of the Goddess, Wrath of the Goddess, and Return of the Goddess.
Categories: Fiction