Penis Pokey

Penis Pokey

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center.

Author: Christopher Behrens

Publisher: Quirk Books

ISBN: 9781594741487

Category: Humor

Page: 18

View: 700

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.
Categories: Humor

Penis Pokey Activity Book

Penis Pokey Activity Book

Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities—including a maze, a connect-the-dots, complete-the-pictures, and more.

Author: Christopher Behrens

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781594744211

Category: Humor

Page: 18

View: 571

Of all the strange books Quirk has published, few are stranger than Penis Pokey—the illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, a sea serpent) missing—and male readers are challenged to complete the picture. Now Quirk is raising the bar even higher with the Penis Pokey Activity Book. Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities—including a maze, a connect-the-dots, complete-the-pictures, and more. If you loved the original Penis Pokey, the all-new Penis Pokey Activity Book will take your breath away!
Categories: Humor

Until Next Weekend

Until Next Weekend

When I lift up the note, there's a little book underneath called Penis Pokey. My initial reaction is confusion, the two gifts like clashing colours, ...

Author: Rachel Marks

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 9781405940108

Category: Fiction

Page: 416

View: 648

PRE-ORDER THE UNFORGETTABLE NEW NOVEL FROM THE AUTHOR OF SATURDAYS AT NOON 'Poignant, compelling' WOMAN & HOME 'BOOK OF THE MONTH' 'Wise and wonderful. I adored it!' MIRANDA DICKINSON 'The characters feel so real' SOPHIE COUSENS 'Funny, relatable and simply brilliant!' 5***** READER REVIEW _______ NOAH AND KATE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER. Married with two gorgeous sons, it looked like they'd got their happy ever after. But marriage isn't easy. And one day, Kate left, taking their two boys with her. These days, Noah is a weekend dad - and it breaks his heart. He misses the chaotic mealtimes, the bedtime stories, the early mornings and the late homework. Suddenly, he decides enough is enough - he has to win his family back. Starting with Kate. The only problem? IN SIX WEEKS' TIME, KATE IS GETTING MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE . . . _______ 'Marks' lightness of touch - and authentic dialogue - propel you forward, as will the characters . . . Rachel Marks is a name to watch' Woman & Home, 'BEST BOOKS 2021' 'Within a few pages I was totally invested. Rachel Marks packs a novel with all the emotions' CLARE POOLEY 'Unpredictable and satisfying' HEIDI SWAIN 'Heartbreaking, heartwarming, perfect!' ROSIE GOODWIN Readers are falling in love with Until Next Weekend 'All of the heart of the old Tony Parsons novels and up amongst Mike Gayle's best' 5***** READER REVIEW 'A book of hope. Unforgettable' 5***** READER REVIEW 'I was in tears. I wholeheartedly recommend this to all' 5***** READER REVIEW
Categories: Fiction

No Kids Allowed

No Kids Allowed

Penis Pokey. New York: Quirk Books, 2006. Bender, Kelli. “Remembering Tom Tierney.” 22 July 2014. People. http://people.com/celebrity / tom - tierney ...

Author: Michelle Ann Abate

Publisher: Johns Hopkins University Press

ISBN: 9781421438863

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 248

View: 837

Abate examines how board books, coloring books, bedtime stories, and series detective fiction written and published specifically for adults question the boundaries of genre and challenge the assumption that adulthood and childhood are mutually exclusive.
Categories: Literary Criticism

Badinfinity

Badinfinity

My son picked up the Penis Pokey book thinking it a child's and put his hand through the hole and ran about the room. He played imaginary soccer on the ...

Author: Brian Townsley

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780615165301

Category: Poetry

Page: 144

View: 936

No man knows hypocrisy in his pleasures.
Categories: Poetry

Moon Sacramento the Gold Country

Moon Sacramento   the Gold Country

has inappropriate gifts for any occasion, like “The Cannabis Cookbook” or “Penis Pokey” board book. This eclectic and funny store has gads of other ...

Author: Christopher Arns

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781612385730

Category: Travel

Page: 250

View: 395

Sacramento resident and Gold Country native Christopher Arns shares tips on how to best enjoy the sights (and some of the best weather in the country). Using his extensive knowledge of the area, Arns provides original trip ideas to help visitors make the most of their time, including Sacramento on Wheels, Wine Country Road Trip, and Gold Country Adventure. From a visit to Apple Hill or an afternoon at Fairytale Town to dirt biking and kayaking through breathtaking scenery, Moon Sacramento & the Gold Country gives travelers the tools they need to create a more personal and memorable experience.
Categories: Travel

Cultural Encyclopedia of the Penis

Cultural Encyclopedia of the Penis

Another thematic cluster involves bestow- ing a name upon the penis: “John Thomas,” “John Willie,” “Johnny Come Lately,” “little Elvis,” “Mr. Pokey,” ...

Author: Michael Kimmel

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

ISBN: 9780759123144

Category: Social Science

Page: 262

View: 787

Peter. Pecker. Wiener. Dick. Schlong. Penis. Whatever we choose to call it, the penis is more than just a body part. This A-to-Z encyclopedia explores the cultural meanings, interpretations, and activities associated with the penis over the centuries and across cultures. Scholars, activists, researchers and clinicians delve into the penis in antiquity, in art, in religion, in politics, in media, in music, and in the cultural imagination. They examine the penis as a problem, a fetishized commodity, a weapon, an object of play. Penile décor and fashions—from piercings to koteka—are treated with equal dignity. Explanation of common medical terms and not-so-common subcultural practices add to the broad scope of the book. Taken together, the Cultural Encyclopedia of the Penis offers refreshing, thoughtful, and wide-ranging insight into this malleable, meaningful body part.
Categories: Social Science

An off Day in My World s Fair

An off Day in My World s Fair

Penis Name / Pick-Me-Up Line # 1 - Beatle / IWanna Hold Your Hand” “Penis Name ... Line # 6 — Gumby / Can you give me a hand and help me find Pokey?

Author: Ken Willidau

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9781450215701

Category: Fiction

Page: 222

View: 100

Written for people who are just completely sick of themselves, An Off Day In My World’s Fair contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one example of how to make nothing of themselves and being happy with the end results. A well-deserved getaway day. Willidau has taken leave of his senses to spend one day taking care of himself. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that if you can’t get away from yourself take yourself away from you. Willidau treats himself fairly on his off day, amusing himself with all the things life has had to offer and throws it back at you. And you’ll be the one caught up in his escapism. Chapter exhibits make the day one to really remember and one to really forget. Among them, “Hall of Mirrors”, “The Food Building”, “A Rollercoaster Ride”, “The Freak Show”, “The Tunnel of Love” and “The Fireworks Extravaganza” make the day one of those once-in-a-lifetime experiences. The day is spent with a host of jokes using wit, dark humour, bottom 10 lists, tongue-in-cheek, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will take your mind off you while he goes out of his. An Off Day In My World’s Fair is a perfect read for those times when you know what to do with yourself and you just don’t care too.
Categories: Fiction

Pokey

Pokey

The need to be filled by him makes my pussy clench around the broad crown of his dick. The hiss that releases from between his teeth shoots straight to my ...

Author: Esther E. Schmidt

Publisher: Esther E. Schmidt

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 261

View: 889

Pokey is a lot of things; built like a tank, loyal as hell, and...a daddy? Orianna had good reasons for doing the things she has done, but that doesn't make the guilt go away. Will the new parents have a chance to become a family, where partnership is the perfect balance of trust and commitment? Or will danger slice open old wounds and create new ones, preventing the healing necessary to move on. Pokey is not a standalone. For a greater reading experience, please stick to the recommended reading order: "Zack" Areion Fury MC book one "Deeds" Broken Deeds MC book one "Dams" Areion Fury MC book two "Tyler" Areion Fury MC book three "Pokey" Areion Fury MC book four "Sico" Areion Fury MC book five (Coming soon) "Calix" Areion Fury MC book six (Coming soon)
Categories: Fiction

The Publishers Weekly

The Publishers Weekly

... The Sherlock Holmes Handbooks by Lansom Riggs ; Penis Pokey by Christopher Behrens . Giveaways : a chapter from The Astrology of Everyone .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCSD:31822036342517

Category: American literature

Page:

View: 517

Categories: American literature

The Spark

The Spark

It's pretty simple...sort of like doing the vertical hokey pokey. You put your penis in, you pull your penis out, you put your penis in, and you shake it ...

Author: Vi Keeland

Publisher: C. Scott Publishing

ISBN: 9781951045517

Category: Fiction

Page: 372

View: 962

A new, sexy standalone from #1 New York Times Bestseller, Vi Keeland. Before I even met Donovan Decker, I knew his shoe size. You see, I’d gone away for a few days, and in my haste to get out of the airport, I’d grabbed the wrong suitcase. After checking out the expensive footwear and tailored clothes, I dialed the number on the luggage tag hoping maybe Mister Big Spender might have my bag. A deep, velvety voice answered, and as luck would have it, he had my suitcase, too. Donovan and I met at a coffee shop to do the exchange. Turned out, it wasn’t just his voice that was sexy. The man holding my luggage was absolutely gorgeous, and we had an immediate spark. He got me to admit that I’d snooped in his bag and then convinced me to make it up to him by letting him buy me coffee. Coffee led to dinner, dinner led to dessert, and dessert led to spending an entire weekend together. Donovan wasn’t just handsome with a panty-dropping voice. He was also funny, smart, and surprisingly down to earth for a man who wore seven-hundred-dollar shoes. Did I mention he also did my laundry while I slept? Definitely too good to be true. So what did I do to repay him for his kindness? I waited until he was in the shower, then ghosted him. My life was too complicated for such a great guy. In the months that passed, I thought about Donovan often. But New York City had eight million people, so what were the chances I’d run into him? Then again, what were the chances I’d run into him a year later…when I’d just started dating his boss?
Categories: Fiction

The Assistants

The Assistants

I glance down at Pokey's wrinkled penis and wonder how large it actually got. Probably not very, I figure. I sneak one more peek before leaving the room.

Author: Robin Lynn Williams

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 9780061738203

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

View: 587

The compulsively readable and sinfully gossipy tale of five Hollywood personal assistants who band together to turn the tables on their celebrity employers—written by a former personal assistant to a star. In this wicked, laugh-out-loud debut novel, five miserable souls struggle to make their mark on Hollywood, the city of the soulless. Rachel, a starry-eyed and clueless Texas transplant accepts a position as assistant to an aging television diva. Michaela has spent years on the casting couch, and the last pilot she almost got, a decade ago, went to that little nobody, Lisa Kudrow. Jeb has been fired from more assistant jobs than he cares to count, and he currently teeters on the edge of insanity under one of the sleaziest agents in Hollywood. Griffin assists a crass A-list manager who has a tanning bed in his office. Kecia, a no-nonsense Pisces pining for love and Krispy Kremes, works for a hot teen heartthrob who is always looking for the next good party—until his ex-con brother shows up at the front door. Once a week, the assistants meet to commiserate. When the system spits them out, they must learn to succeed through sheer determination, hard-won industry savvy, and luck.
Categories: Fiction

Come Together

Come Together

The odds that Wayne-pokey-penis-Cartwright would ever bring me closer to a physical sensation other than mild disgust were firmly stacked against me, ...

Author: Emlyn Rees

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781446493649

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

View: 489

Meet JackJack Rossiter. I'm twenty-seven years old, single, and live with my best mate Matt. Matt and I started hanging out when we were eight. Life was simpler then. Our idea of fashion was polyester. I told him I wanted to be a spy and he asked me who I'd marry. I imagined falling in love with a girl so perfect I couldn't even guess her name. Things have changed since then. I did fall in love for a while but it didn't work out. And single is good, single is fun. Meet AmySometimes in my darker moments I've thought about applying to go on Blind Date. 'She's gorgeous, she's from London, come in Amy Crosbie!' (Wolf whistling and applause.) Actually it's a bit of a worry. I think it's my warped way of telling myself something's got to change. It's been six months since I last had sex. Six months! I mean, I've got my own flat, I've got A levels - so come on down Mr Right. At least it would get my mother off my back. Now find out what happens when they meet each other -
Categories: Fiction

Come As You Are Revised and Updated

Come As You Are  Revised and Updated

The hokey pokey—it's what it's all about. ... Averaging just one-eighth the size of a penis yet loaded with nearly double the nerve endings, it can range in ...

Author: Emily Nagoski

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781982165321

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 400

View: 784

A revised and updated edition of Emily Nagoski’s game-changing New York Times bestseller Come As You Are, featuring new information and research on mindfulness, desire, and pleasure that will radically transform your sex life. For much of the 20th and 21st centuries, women’s sexuality was an uncharted territory in science, studied far less frequently—and far less seriously—than its male counterpart. That is, until Emily Nagoski’s Come As You Are, which used groundbreaking science and research to prove that the most important factor in creating and sustaining a sex life filled with confidence and joy is not what the parts are or how they’re organized but how you feel about them. In the years since the book’s initial publication, countless women have learned through Nagoski’s accessible and informative guide that things like stress, mood, trust, and body image are not peripheral factors in a woman’s sexual wellbeing; they are central to it—and that even if you don’t always feel like it, you are already sexually whole by just being yourself. This revised and updated edition continues that mission with new information and advanced research, demystifying and decoding the science of sex so that everyone can create a better sex life and discover more pleasure than you ever thought possible.
Categories: Health & Fitness

Come as You Are

Come as You Are

The hokey pokey—it's what it's all about. ... Averaging just one-eighth the size of a penis yet loaded with nearly double the nerve endings, it can range in ...

Author: Emily Nagoski

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781476762111

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 416

View: 988

An essential exploration of why and how women’s sexuality works—based on groundbreaking research and brain science—that will radically transform your sex life into one filled with confidence and joy. Researchers have spent the last decade trying to develop a “pink pill” for women to function like Viagra does for men. So where is it? Well, for reasons this book makes crystal clear, that pill will never be the answer—but as a result of the research that’s gone into it, scientists in the last few years have learned more about how women’s sexuality works than we ever thought possible, and Come as You Are explains it all. The first lesson in this essential, transformative book by Dr. Emily Nagoski is that every woman has her own unique sexuality, like a fingerprint, and that women vary more than men in our anatomy, our sexual response mechanisms, and the way our bodies respond to the sexual world. So we never need to judge ourselves based on others’ experiences. Because women vary, and that’s normal. Second lesson: sex happens in a context. And all the complications of everyday life influence the context surrounding a woman’s arousal, desire, and orgasm. Cutting-edge research across multiple disciplines tells us that the most important factor for women in creating and sustaining a fulfilling sex life, is not what you do in bed or how you do it, but how you feel about it. Which means that stress, mood, trust, and body image are not peripheral factors in a woman’s sexual wellbeing; they are central to it. Once you understand these factors, and how to influence them, you can create for yourself better sex and more profound pleasure than you ever thought possible. And Emily Nagoski can prove it.
Categories: Health & Fitness

Number of the Beast Paladin Cycle

Number of the Beast   Paladin Cycle

“Tell Mr. Hokey Pokey to hang the heck on. ... “And I don't converse with my dick. ... no Hokey Pokey?” “You cannot name my penis after a children's dance.

Author: Lita Stone

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 9781312460416

Category: Fiction

Page:

View: 409

". . . adult and dark and disturbing." "An exciting and riveting page turner that has everything magic, paladins, love, sex, mythical beasts, and a whole realm of gods & demigoddesses." "This book was phenomenal. I couldn't put it down!" When a cosmic war brews between the zodiac races and their gods, the life of a young waitress from small-town Texas becomes the key to saving or destroying the multiverse. Set in contemporary USA, this epic story crosses multiple genres including fantasy, thriller, horror and romance. === WARNING: === Mature content: adult language, graphic (sometimes twisted) sex, gore and violence.
Categories: Fiction

Critical Vision

Critical Vision

C'mon Cherry , " says Ronnie , unzipping his flies . “ This is funsies - No pokey , " is Cherry's rebuttal , pushing Ronnie's penis away ...

Author: David Kerekes

Publisher: Headpress

ISBN: 0952328801

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 251

View: 798

Random Essays & Tracts Concerning Sex, Religion,and Death,.
Categories: Business & Economics

Routledge International Handbook of Irish Studies

Routledge International Handbook of Irish Studies

For Jacques Lacan, where “penis” signifies the physical organ in all its ... Pokey Burke, the man who has it, is the lost object around which this tale of ...

Author: Renée Fox

Publisher: Routledge

ISBN: 9781000333152

Category: Social Science

Page: 502

View: 896

Routledge International Handbook of Irish Studies begins with the reversal in Irish fortunes after the 2008 global economic crash. The chapters included address not only changes in post-Celtic Tiger Ireland but also changes in disciplinary approaches to Irish Studies that the last decade of political, economic, and cultural unrest have stimulated. Since 2008, Irish Studies has been directly and indirectly influenced by the crash and its reverberations through the economy, political landscape, and social framework of Ireland and beyond. Approaching Irish pasts, presents, and futures through interdisciplinary and theoretically capacious lenses, the chapters in this volume reflect the myriad ways Irish Studies has responded to the economic precarity in the Republic, renewed instability in the North, the complex European politics of Brexit, global climate and pandemic crises, and the intense social change in Ireland catalyzed by all of these. Just as Irish society has had to dramatically reconceive its economic and global identity after the crash, Irish Studies has had to shift its theoretical modes and its objects of analysis in order to keep pace with these changes and upheavals. This book captures the dynamic ways the discipline has evolved since 2008, exploring how the age of austerity and renewal has transformed both Ireland and scholarly approaches to understanding Ireland. It will appeal to students and scholars of Irish studies, sociology, cultural studies, history, literature, economics, and political science.
Categories: Social Science

Glitches

Glitches

'Pokey, pokey,' he cooed. ... she remained where she was and watched him as he undid his belt, unzipped his fly and pulled out his penis.

Author: Rebekah Lattin-Rawstrone

Publisher: Andrews UK Limited

ISBN: 9781783339617

Category: Fiction

Page: 52

View: 184

Recurring nightmares, breast-feeding professors, choking children and late-night intruders populate this first story collection by Rebekah Lattin-Rawstrone. Rich in dysfunction, madness and menace, Glitches reveals the dark underworld that lies beneath, and sometimes pierces, the façade of modern bourgeois society.
Categories: Fiction