Not So Normal Norbert

Not So Normal Norbert

NOT SO NORMAL NORBERT JAMES PATTERSON with Joey Green Illustrated by Hatem Aly jimmy JIMMY Patterson Books LITTLE , BROWN AND COMPANY New York Boston London Copyright The characters and events in this book are fictitious. Front Cover.

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9780316465403

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 368

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A kooky kid is banished to another planet in this hilarious adventure about a futuristic world where different is dangerous, imagination is insanity, and creativity is crazy! Norbert Riddle lives in the United State of Earth, where normal means following the rules, never standing out, and being exactly the same as everyone else, down to the plain gray jumpsuits he wears every day. He's been normal his whole life -- until a moment of temporary hilarity when he does a funny impression of their dictator, Loving Leader . . . and gets caught! Now, Norbert's been arrested and banished to planet Zorquat 3 in the Orion Nebula, where kids who defy the rules roam free in the Astronuts camp. Norbert has been taught his whole life that different is wrong, but everyone at Astronuts is crazy, creative, and insane! Norbert wants nothing more than to go back to earth where things are awful but at least they're familiar. But he soon realizes that being different could be better -- and maybe the crazy farm is exactly where he belongs after all.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Not So Normal Norbert

Not So Normal Norbert

James Patterson's rollicking new middle grade novel is a hilarious adventure into a futuristic world, where different is dangerous, imagination is insanity, and creativity is crazy!

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: jimmy patterson

ISBN: 0316465410

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 320

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James Patterson's rollicking new middle grade novel is a hilarious adventure into a futuristic world, where different is dangerous, imagination is insanity, and creativity is crazy! Norbert Riddle lives in the United State of Earth, where normal means following the rules, never standing out, and being exactly the same as everyone else, down to the plain gray jumpsuits he wears everyday. He's been normal his whole life--until a moment of temporary hilarity when he does a funny impression of their dictator, Loving Leader...and gets caught! Now, Norbert's been arrested and banished to planet Zorquat 3 in the Orion Nebula, where kids who defy the rules roam free in the Astronuts camp. Norbert has been taught his whole life that different is wrong, but everyone at Astronuts is crazy, creative, and insane! Norbert wants nothing more than to go back to earth where things are awful but at least they're familiar. But he soon realizes that being different could be better--and maybe the crazy farm is exactly where he belongs after all.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Katt Loves Dogg

Katt Loves Dogg

James Patterson is the internationally bestselling author of the highly praised Middle School books, Word of Mouse, Pottymouth and Stoopid, Laugh Out Loud, Not So Normal Norbert, Unbelievably Boring Bart, and the I Funny, Jacky Ha-Ha, ...

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781473580039

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 368

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From bestselling author James Patterson comes this pawsome sequel to the middle grade hit illustrated novel Katt vs. Dogg _______________________ Katts and doggs are supposed to be sworn enemies, not . . . in LOVE! Gross! Wilderness adventurers and expert trackers Molly the katt and Oscar the dogg go camping with their families: parents, siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles. One big reunion! It would be fun if there weren't so many rules to follow at the campsite. ATTENTION KATTS AND DOGGS: No crossing the border, or you'll be asked to leave the Eastern Wilderness Reserve. If you're still alive. Molly and Oscar must outsmart the rule-makers when they discover that their katt and dogg cousins have run away together - for reasons only Molly and Oscar will understand. Now the clever pair must find and warn their cousins before all four of them are in need of a serious rescue mission.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Middle School Master of Disaster

Middle School  Master of Disaster

JAMES PATTERSON is the internationally bestselling author of the highly praised Middle School books, Not So Normal Norbert, Unbelievably Boring Bart, Katt vs. Dogg and the I Funny, Jacky Ha-Ha, Treasure Hunters, Dog Diaries and Max ...

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781473564381

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 352

View: 573

In this blockbuster instalment of the bestselling Middle School series, Rafe and all the favourite characters from James Patterson's books for kids get caught up in a hilarious adventure – together for the first time! Rafe and Jimmy, two misunderstood troublemakers, are finally up to something good. They're in charge of a huge celebration of books and reading – but when a small issue snowballs into a big problem that threatens to derail the whole event, they need to work fast to keep things on track! And the best part? Rafe and Jimmy are joined by the funniest storytellers they know, including Jamie Grimm from I FUNNY, Jacky Ha-Ha, the Kidd family of TREASURE HUNTERS, super-genius Max Einstein – everyone's favourite characters from James Patterson's bestselling series for kids!
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Max Einstein Saves the Future

Max Einstein  Saves the Future

James Patterson is the internationally bestselling author of the highly praised Middle School books, Not So Normal Norbert, Unbelievably Boring Bart, Katt vs. Dogg, and the I Funny, Jacky Ha-Ha, Treasure Hunters, Dog Diaries and Max ...

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781473567467

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 352

View: 137

Max Einstein is never going to be your average 12-year-old kid. She . . . is on the run from a group of villains talks to Albert Einstein spends time searching for information on her parents saves the world with the help of her genius friends Totally not ordinary stuff - unless you're Max Einstein! Now Max and her friends are back and ready to take on their biggest problem yet: world hunger. While the Change Makers tackle this huge issue, Max must also avoid the evil Corp and her nemesis, Dr. Zimm. But they're not the only ones looking for Max, and as she finds herself on the run, she discovers that Einstein created a time machine. And it might give her clues to her past - her distant past . . .
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Max Einstein The Genius Experiment

Max Einstein  The Genius Experiment

... Grabenstein) Laugh Out Loud (with Chris Grabenstein) Not So Normal Norbert (with Joey Green) Dog Diaries (with Steven Butler) Unbelievably Boring Bart (with Duane Swierczynski) For more information about James Patterson's novels, ...

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781473561311

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 352

View: 875

'James Patterson is the Einstein of fiction and has solved the equation for storytelling: Adventure + Science = AWESOME!' Tom Fletcher 'Any young readers out there interested in science and adventure ... this book is brilliant!' Tim Peake, astronaut James Patterson has teamed up with the world's most famous genius to entertain and inspire a generation of children – with the first and only children's adventure series officially approved by the Albert Einstein Archives. Max Einstein is a typical 12-year-old. She... Goes to college every day Plays speed chess in the park Builds inventions that help the homeless And talks to Albert Einstein All normal stuff, right? Until one day when Max is recruited by a mysterious organisation! Their mission: solve some of the world’s toughest problems using science. She’s helped by a diverse group of young geniuses from around the globe as they invent new ways to power the farthest reaches of the planet. But that’s only if the sinister outfit known as The Corporation doesn’t get to her first...
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Middle School It s a Zoo in Here

Middle School  It   s a Zoo in Here

... Word of Mouse (with Chris Grabenstein) Pottymouth and Stoopid (with Chris Grabenstein) Laugh Out Loud (with Chris Grabenstein) Not So Normal Norbert (with Joey Green) Unbelievably Boring Bart (with Duane Swierczynski) Katt vs.

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781529156607

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 336

View: 511

In this instalment in the hilarious illustrated children's series, Rafe feels like a caged lion at his summer job at the zoo - until a real lion desperately needs his help. Rafe is days away from sweet summer freedom - but his bad grades have other plans for him. He can't fail a summer job, right? Working in a zoo sounds great but Rafe is stuck polishing his boss's car, digging oven pits and scrubbing . . . toilets. He's destined for the failed jobs Hall of Fame until an encounter with an endangered lion puts his wildlife knowledge to the test. This time, it's more than just his grades on the line.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

The Nerdiest Wimpiest Dorkiest I Funny Ever

The Nerdiest  Wimpiest  Dorkiest I Funny Ever

TURN THE PAGE FOR A SNEAK PEEK OF NOT SO NORMAL NORBERT BY JAMES PATTERSON AND JOEY GREEN AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK FROM AUGUST 2018 to “I PLEDGE SUBSERVIENCE Loving Leader of the United State Also by James Patterson Title Page.

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781473536326

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 336

View: 867

Everybody’s favourite kid comic, Jamie Grimm, is out to conquer the world – with laughter, of course! Comedian Jamie Grimm can’t help feeling like he’s reached the top – he has his own smash hit TV show and he’s won a national funny-kid competition. But now he’s taking his fame and fortune to international levels by competing in the upcoming world kid comic contest! Will Jamie prove that he’s the funniest kid on earth – or does he stand (or sit!) to lose his crown?
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Max Einstein Rebels with a Cause

Max Einstein  Rebels with a Cause

... Word of Mouse (with Chris Grabenstein) Pottymouth and Stoopid (with Chris Grabenstein) Laugh Out Loud (with Chris Grabenstein) Not So Normal Norbert (with Joey Green) Unbelievably Boring Bart (with Duane Swierczynski) Katt vs.

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781473567450

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 320

View: 323

James Patterson has teamed up with the world's most famous genius to entertain and inspire a generation of children – with the first and only children's adventure series officially approved by the Albert Einstein archives. Max Einstein's typical day is not your average 12-year-old's. She... - TEACHES classes at a New York college - Dodges KIDNAPPING attempts with her best friends - Goes on SECRET MISSIONS for her billionaire boss - Has a MYSTERIOUS CONNECTION to Albert Einstein Just a day in the life of the Change Makers Institute's top agent! A village outside Mumbai is having a water crisis that only a group of kid geniuses can fix – so Max and her friends travel to India. But it's hard to save the world when you're trying not to be kidnapped by a greedy corporation that profits when others suffer – and seems to know your every move. It's almost like the bad guys have a spy inside the Change Makers...
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Revenge

Revenge

(with Chris Grabenstein) • Dog Diaries (with Steven Butler) • Not So Normal Norbert (with Joey Green) MAXIMUM RIDE SERIES The Angel Experiment • School's Out Forever • Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports • The Final Warning • Max ...

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781473560741

Category: Fiction

Page: 384

View: 790

A former SAS soldier is entangled in a gripping tale of murder, betrayal and revenge in this action-packed stand-alone from the world's bestselling thriller writer. ________________________________________ MURDER Former SAS soldier David Shelley has plans for a safer, more stable existence when he settles down to civilian life in London. But the shocking death of a young woman he used to protect puts those plans on hold. BETRAYAL The police rule the death a suicide, but the grieving parents can't accept their beloved Emma would take her own life. They need to find out what really happened, and they turn to their former bodyguard, Shelley, for help. REVENGE When they discover that Emma had fallen into a dark and dangerous world of drugs and online pornography, the father's need for retribution will take them into a war from which there may be no escape. ________________________________________ 'No one gets this big without amazing natural storytelling talent - which is what Jim has, in spades.' LEE CHILD 'The master storyteller of our times' HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON 'It's no mystery why James Patterson is the world's most popular thriller writer . . . Simply put: nobody does it better.' JEFFERY DEAVER 'Patterson boils a scene down to the single, telling detail, the element that defines a character or moves a plot along. It's what fires off the movie projector in the reader's mind.' MICHAEL CONNELLY 'One of the greatest storytellers of all time' PATRICIA CORNWELL 'A writer with an unusual skill at thriller plotting.' MARK LAWSON, GUARDIAN 'James Patterson is The Boss. End of.' IAN RANKIN
Categories: Fiction