My Very First Joke Book

Author: Kaye Umansky

Publisher: Puffin Books

ISBN: 9780141317144

Category: English wit and humor

Page: 64

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What do you get if you blow warm air down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies! What do you call a gorilla with two bananas in his ears? Anything you like, because he can't hear you! If you love telling jokes to your friends and family, here are sixty jokes just for you. They are easy to read and easy to remember, with really funny pictures to get you giggling!
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My First Knock Knock Joke Book

Author: Scoular Anderson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 0552546925

Category: Knock-knock jokes

Page: 80

View: 6274

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke! And many other tried-and-tested favourite 'knock knocks' that will entertain first-time joke-tellers and their families and friends for ages.
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Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book

Author: Amanda Li,Jeremy Strong

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141910208

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 6275

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Is it time to pause for breath? No because there’s also Streaker the dog, indoor pirates, trolls and superheroes AND karate kicking and time-travelling AND mad grannies and so much more. Featuring a brand new short-story by Jeremy, the Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book is jam-packed with jokes, quizzes,puzzles and games, plus extracts from all your favourite stories. Warning! No Knock-knock’s were used in the making of this book.
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The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1626866139

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 9152

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Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
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The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes

Author: McSweeney's

Publisher: Vintage

ISBN: 0307389359

Category: Humor

Page: 200

View: 8111

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As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more. From the Trade Paperback edition.
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My First Kids Jokes Ages 3-5

Especially Created for Kindergarten and Beginner Readers

Author: Cindy Merrylove

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781686761140

Category:

Page: 66

View: 5633

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This wonderful book was especially created for very young children ages 3-5. Joke telling is a very effective and fun way of building a child's confidence. The font on this book is very large and the cartoons are simple and funny. The more you laugh when your child reads you a joke the more confident they become until eventually they'll want to read jokes to everyone.If your looking for a fun way of getting even reluctant readers to read, this book will not disappoint.
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The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book

Author: Terry Deary

Publisher: Scholastic UK

ISBN: 1407144324

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 240

View: 7504

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In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK ebook, Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one - Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery - full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.
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The Best Joke Book (Period)

Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

Author: William Donohue

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1440583102

Category: Humor

Page: 208

View: 344

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Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
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The Very Naughty Joke Book

Author: Johnny Sharpe

Publisher: Arcturus Publishing

ISBN: 178404380X

Category: Humor

Page: N.A

View: 7550

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Johnny Sharpe is at it again, with a mega-delivery of saucy side-splitters guaranteeing a barrelful of belly laughs. These are supplemented by the brilliantly funny drawings of Private Eye cartoonist Tony Husband.
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