This witty guest book is a convenient 6x9in (23x15cm) size to fit the occasion and your bookshelf once the party is over.
Author: Pensioners Press
Publisher: Independently Published
Category: Business & Economics
LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out - A Unique Retirement Party Guest Book for Dentists Show your light-hearted side and whimsically welcome your guests. This witty guest book is a convenient 6x9in (23x15cm) size to fit the occasion and your bookshelf once the party is over. The 120-page paperback book is a soft matte book and bound with book industry binding (the same standard as your local library books). The quality crisp white paper minimizes ink bleed-through and is perfect for pen or pencil users. The sign in book features: 109 guest pages with ample space for 300+ guests to write cheeky words of wisdom for your retirement 10 "Memories" pages at the back ready to be filled with thoughts and photos from the day If you like this guest book, click the brand name to see other humorous and sassy designs! Most of all, congratulations on your big day...the first day of the rest of your retired life. Don't forget to click the buy button to get your copy!
LMDO—laughing my dentures out. For communicating with others there are
many more shortcuts: ACORN—completely obsessive really nutty person; AEAP
—as early as possible; AGB—almost good bridge; AGKWE—and God Knows
To supplement my experience that laughter is the best medicine, I hope you
enjoy these light tidbits commensurate with the rise of social media. ... gHA: got
Heartburn Again ImHo: Is my Hearing-Aid on? LmDo: Laughing my Dentures out
Author: Carol-Ann Hamilton
Do you: Meet unquantifiable resistance in merely hinting it’s time your headstrong parents leave their decades-old residence? Battle belligerently at daring to suggest household caregivers to your defiant folks, given their progressive inability to perform basic daily tasks? Serve up your total human capacity to your unappreciative relatives without coming close to filling their bottomless pit? Enter resident expert Carol-Ann Hamilton. Her unique term—“un-cope-able”—perfectly describes her own intractable duo. Through painful personal experience across decades, Carol-Ann has discovered and tested twelve innovative Keys to Coping. Eureka! Success! • Engage with the Impossible Parents Questionnaire and overcome 10 hair-yanking eldercare challenges • Apply 6 LOVING attitudes and stay centered during crazy-making exchanges • Gain 6 down-to-earth ACTION strategies that guarantee your targeted efforts will achieve headway • Be inspired by others’ illuminating stories, knowing you’re not alone anymore Benefit from Carol-Ann’s hard-won lessons. Share her poignant yet hilarious journey. Get the support you need—NOW. Say good-bye to feeling victimized and over-burdened. Say hello to relief and hope in Coping with Un-cope-able Parents!
something online called the Senior Citizen Texting Code. It includes BFF (Best
Friend Fell), BYOT (Bring Your Own Teeth) and LMDO (Laughing My Dentures Out). I print it out and stick it on the monitor. Haden pops over after rugby practice.
Author: Saul Wordsworth
Publisher: Hachette UK
'A creation of comic genius.' Jon Ronson 'Alan Stoob is to Nazis what Inspector Clouseau is to jewel thieves. He's a marvellous comic creation, and deserves his own series of movies.' - Joanne Harris, author of Chocolat. 'The human story at the heart of the diaries...is tragically comic amid the increasingly surreal plot.' - The Times Alan Stoob, hero of this hilarious novel has been described as a new member of the great pantheon of British comic characters - genus awkward old bastard - that already includes Mr Micawber, Mr Pooter and Captain Mainwairing. Originally a Twitter sensation, whose fans include India Knight and Dara O'Brien, he now walks the pages of this book finding Nazi conspirators in the most mundane surroundings. Into a very ordinary, domestic setting comes world famous Nazi hunter Simon Wiesenthal, who invites Alan to take on responsibilities for hunting Nazis in hiding in the county of Bedfordshire. Alan agrees and finds that wherever he looks he sees evidence of Nazi conspiracy and he begins to follow a trail of evidence that leads him to members of the UK Cabinet and even the President of the United States.
GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My
Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO:
Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas