Author: Vepa Journals Funny JournalPublish On: 2019-06-11
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Author: Vepa Journals Funny Journal
Publisher: Independently Published
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This is by far the funniest collection of jokes to come along in a long time.
Author: Shael Greenwood
Publisher: Thornhill, Ont. : Jordev Pub.
This is by far the funniest collection of jokes to come along in a long time. The jokes and humorous situations are divided into chapters including sex, marriage, food and afterlife. These jokes have been collected and created over a forty years. The book is designed to take a "lighthearted" look at the over abundance of diet books which are in the market today and seem to be literally bursting the seams of bookstores". "The All Nonsense Diet Joke Book" will provide many hours of good laughs relating to life's problems and foibles which often seem too heavy to handle. With over 130 jokes, there is something to suit everyone's taste.
Author: Editors of Portable PressPublish On: 2017-09-01
... My wife is on a tropical food diet, the house is full of the stuff. It's enough to
make a mango crazy. Q: What's a dog's favorite city? ... If towels could tell jokes, I
bet they would have a dry sense of humor. Q: Which food stays hot in the fridge?
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Dad's comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade...to the relief of everyone around him! Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch...line, that is! He'll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: *Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! *Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! *Dad: "I wouldn't want to be buried in this graveyard." Kid: "Why not?" Dad: "Because I'm not dead yet!" And many more!
FOOD. DIET. I have a Golden Retriever and I was buying a large bag of doggie
biscuits at the local store. I was in line to check out and the ... On a crazy impulse,
I told her that I didn't have a dog and that I was starting the dog food diet again.
Author: Thomas F. Shubnell
Publisher: Thomas F. Shubnell
When you delve into twelve, I am sure you will find more fun and mirth of any kind. The jocularity continues its humorous assault of rib ticklers, knee slappers, and solid knocks to your funny bone.
Author: Funny Blank NotebookPublish On: 2019-12-14
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Author: Funny Blank Notebook
Blank Notebook with for Student and Teacher Food Diet Nutrition with 120 Pages of 6in x 9in x 120 Pages Blank Paper Gift for Friendship Funny This book has 120 pages blank ruled lined pages (60 sheets) Duo sided wide ruled sheets Professionally designed glossy softbound cover 6in x 9in dimensions It can be used as a notebook- journal- diary- or composition book.
After four or five days no one had arrived , and , having run out of food , decided
to set off on foot and look for help . Tired and hungry ... You are charged with eating an endangered and protected - The Unofficial Joke Book of New Zealand •
OUR BEST SELLERS First over book of Sell Management lur Indian Woman Why
WOMEN Diet Tips for Heart Patients ... Queries regarding diet - such as
calculation of calories , composition and details about the fat content of various food ...
Fresh Jokes, Bizarre Humor and Witty Satire Keith Evans ... I get up in the
morning and there he is, in the backyard eating mud pies. I come home at lunch
and he's eating mud pies. I come home at dinner and there he is, in the backyard eating ...
Author: Keith Evans
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
This book, Internet Joke Book, comes to you packed with fresh jokes, bizarre stories and the wittiest of satires gathered from throughout the United States and aborad, collected and compiled for your enjoyment. Beyond the books jacket (cover) you will discovery pages of humorous and sidesplitting and gut-wrenching witticisms. The jokes within, being of age-old and brand-new is all hilarious, and the ones weve heard before . . . still laughable! This book was not tailor-made for younger readers, and various contents may be inappropriate. After all, any book of this nature should rest with the judgement of the parent or guardian. I myself, being a single parent, would not recommend the contents of this book be disclosed to any teenager under the age of sixteen. In any event, there may be parents who chose to allow children as young as fourteen or fifteen to take in the contents. Again, this is not recommended by the author. I can only hope that all my readers savor, and receive as much enjoyment from the book, as we did while assembling it. We, my daughter and I, are now working on the third book of the series, Internet Joke Book-Volume Three.
Why don't cannibals eat weathermen? Because they give them wind! What is a
cannibal's favourite food? Baked beings!! Why would the cannibal only eat
babies? He was on a diet! What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He
Author: Franklin Yantz
Publisher: Insults Anywhere
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery! Even the cover of the book is so scary that you've died from fright just now and are a ghost! Also, what's that behind you? More jokes? Oh, it's just someone drinking a bottle of sparkling water. Oh wait it's a skeleton! [sound of creaking door] So enjoy these hundreds of jokes for the whole family and don't worry about all those Draculas. Except for that one that's right behind you again! [sound of creepy music] "We pull no punches and neither should you!"
The fledgling ate the food he gave it and grew. ... The bird sat around all day eating until it was the size of a large cat. There was one problem though, it never
attempted to fly. It demanded so much food that Declan couldn't afford to keep it.
Author: Brendon Kelly
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
The Irish Joke Book is a comprehensive set of jokes about the Irish. Brendon Kelly pokes fun at the Irish from the troubled times of the 1980s through to the Irish of today, still in global recession like the rest of us. The Irish can laugh at themselves and wont mind these, or should I say dese, jokes. Just take a few at a time. Youll laugh, groan and snicker at these sometimes harsh, sometimes crazy but always amusing Irish jokes. No-one is safe - not pilots on the Irish national airline Aer Lingus, not Guinness drinkers, nor Irish council workers. Sure theyre not safe. The Irish love a laugh, and have that inbuilt Celt good sense-of-humor, or as we text GSOH. And then theres the lurvely accent, on de ladies. And theyre good looking and the men - arent - Youll have your favorites. Then youll forget where the hell it was - dat joke. So I wrote dis handy Index at da back. Ya can test yourself by finding de words in de Index dat you remember all dere, to find de joke again. Or try and remember da joke from the line in de Index. Tanks a million ... P.S. Da sketches are of Molly Malone in Grafton Street, Dublin and the Irish milk given when ya donate a pint of blood. God bless the Irish! Brendon Kelly
Eating. out. I took the wife out the other night to a restaurant. The waitress came
over, picking her nose. I said, 'Have you got eczema?' She said, 'Only what you
see on the menu.' We ordered crab. When it came the wife said, 'It stinks.
Author: Les Dawson
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
The first-ever joke book from one of the UK's best-loved comedians, Les Dawson's Joke Book is a must for any fan of this perennially popular comedian. Collecting together the highlights of his 26-year career across radio and television, from his early days on Opportunity Knocks to Cissie and Ada. A lover of language, Les was a secret poet and was fond of high culture, often undercutting his own admiration of the art forms for comic effect. The book includes examples of all his most famous sketches, comic come-backs and stand-up routines. From working class roots to a comedian beloved by millions, Les Dawson's Joke Book is a celebration of Les's humour at its very best, compiled from his personal archive by his wife and daughter, it is the must-have for any fan.
One said , “ How does one eat water ? ” “ I ' ll just tell you . ” . Sheikh Chilli looked
deeply at his future wife and then said , “ Even this thing about eating water has
been told to us by our brother , friend and tutor , whatever you may call him .
It is ostensibly a medical treatise divided into four books , of which I and III
discuss food , wine , diet , appetite , and digestion . Book II enumerates the social
classes of people one meets at the dinner table , and Book IV is an anthology of
Author: Barbara C. Bowen
Publisher: Summa Publications, Inc.
Category: English wit and humor
An anthology of Renaissance jokes (or "facetiae") taken from Latin, Italian, German, Middle French, and Middle English collections between 1345 and 1549. "...the translations are accurate and couched in remarkably natural and expressive English... (we) recommend this little volume warmly both to the scholarly and to the hedonistic attention of Renaissance specialists in all fields." --Sixteenth-Century Journal. For students and scholars alike who wish to investigate the "lighter" side of Renaissance belles lettres.
Every evening , as the millions of babus ( clerks ) poured out of their offices , I
would catch one and eat him up . For the first six months no one noticed anything
. But yesterday I made the mistake of eating up the fellow who serves them their ...
What do ghosts eat for dinner ? Spook - getti ! What's a ghost's favorite dessert ?
Boo - berry pie ! Why did the girl monster go on a diet ? So she could keep her
ghoulish figure ! What tops off an Extreme Monster's ice cream sundae ?
Author: Nikki Bataille Lange
Publisher: Brighter Minds Children's Publishin
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Presents a collection of jokes and riddles about monsters, ghouls, ghosts, and other scary beings.
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other, 'Is it just me or does
this taste funny to you?' What holds up the sun? Sunbeams. Why did the boy take
a ruler to bed with him? He wanted to see how long he slept. Why did the boy ...
Publisher: Penguin UK
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
A hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities. All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a £1 donation.
Elvis had irregular eating habits. (eg 5 banana splits for breakfast) Jesus is a
Capricorn. (December 25) Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8) Matthew was one of
Jesus' many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew) Neil Matthews was
Author: Jack Jacoby
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.
Ask if they would like a little garlic with their stake! How does a vampire lock his
coffin? With skeleton keys! Did you hear about the overweight cannibal from
Sweden? He was always eating swedes between meals! What's a monster's
Author: Peter Coup
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
We can't possibly play football out there - the pitch is wet through! I know - the first years have been doing dribbling practise all morning! This hilarious bumper book includes over 1000 jokes. Packed with sparkling rib-ticklers and dozens of cartoons, it includes all the best joke themes, including: • Knock knock jokes • School and teacher jokes • Funny foods • Ghosts and ghouls • Space and aliens It promises to keep young readers laughing for hours!
... petting session in the park . " Gee , I wish I had a torch , ” he said . " So do I , "
she said , “ You ' ve been eating grass for the last ten minutes . " Needing to
double his output of eggs , the farmer – The Unofficial Joke Book of Singapore •
Table of Contents Jokes Ally's Memories of the Past The Dinosaur Period
Dinosaur Eggs Dinosaur Eating Habits Common Types of Dinosaurs Who Was
Allosaurus The Skeleton Lab! Ally The Sleuth Solves the Fossil Mystery! Ally's
Author: Phyllis Goldman
Ally's dinosaur jokes for kids is an awesome collection of over 250 amusing, clever, hilarious, wacky, and entertaining jokes. In addition to this priceless humor, Ally takes the reader on an adventure back to his environment, and the prehistoric period, in this case the Jurassic period!