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Author: Creative Seasons
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Author: Spruce Publishing
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Author: Cliff Dorenfeld
Publisher: Independently Published
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I like big butts and I cannot lie. I cannot tell a lie, I chopped down the cherry tree.
Never tell a lie. Bullshit. Our very existence is predicated on a lie. The lie is that
there is a reason for all this... that there is some design... that we would not be
each step • Shorter toes provide more torque while the big toe on the inside of the
foot prevents the knee from rotating inwards We even find a good butt more
physically ... In the immortal words of Sir Mix-A-Lot, 'I like big butts and I cannot lie
Author: Jim Chapman
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Category: Biography & Autobiography
'It's Sapiens for teenagers.' The Times LIFE IS WEIRD. Nothing gives you a sense of perspective like finding out just how weird. I'm an extremely curious chap and with this book I wanted to share the content of my noggin, because I think these are the 147 things that have helped me through this thing we call life. Sometimes because it shows how lucky we are to be here at all, but often because I’m a moron and learned whatever lesson it taught me the hard way, and I’d like to save you the pain of making the same mistakes (I refer here to the waxing of my pubic hair). Ever wondered if first times are over-rated (hint: they are), whether you’ll ever find the one (hint: there are 7 billion of us) or pondered the sheer unlikelihood of the you who is you being in the world right now? If so, then YouTube superstar and fact-obsessed, over-sharer Jim Chapman is here to explain it all – whether it’s why your heart actually aches after a break-up, what’s happening when you get hangry, or why people are just so plain RUDE online. Along the way, we’ll find out how much fun he has when Tanya’s sleep-talking and why he looked like a gangly T-rex with wonky teeth when he was a teenager. As with his videos, no subject is off-limits, as Jim lifts the lid on his life and his relationships, sharing embarrassing stories and things he’s learnt along the way (trust us, the thing about kangaroos will really freak you out).
America sucks dick! EMMA LAZARUS: Corporate America sucks! I work at a desk
and no one sees me all day. Once again for the record... CHORUS: Corporate
America Sucks! EMMA LAZARUS: Grrrr. I like big butts and I cannot Lie:
Author: Brian M. Reed
Publisher: Cornell University Press
Category: Literary Criticism
Since the turn of the new millennium English-language verse has entered a new historical phase, but explanations vary as to what has actually happened and why. What might constitute a viable avant-garde poetics in the aftermath of such momentous developments as 9/11, globalization, and the financial crisis? Much of this discussion has taken place in ephemeral venues such as blogs, e-zines, public lectures, and conferences. Nobody’s Business is the first book to treat the emergence of Flarf and Conceptual Poetry in a serious way. In his engaging account, Brian M. Reed argues that these movements must be understood in relation to the proliferation of digital communications technologies and their integration into the corporate workplace. Writers such as Andrea Brady, Craig Dworkin, Kenneth Goldsmith, Danny Snelson, and Rachel Zolf specifically target for criticism the institutions, skill sets, and values that make possible the smooth functioning of a postindustrial, globalized economy. Authorship comes in for particular scrutiny: how does writing a poem differ in any meaningful way from other forms of "content providing"? While often adept at using new technologies, these writers nonetheless choose to explore anachronism, ineptitude, and error as aesthetic and political strategies. The results can appear derivative, tedious, or vulgar; they can also be stirring, compelling, and even sublime. As Reed sees it, this new generation of writers is carrying on the Duchampian practice of generating antiart that both challenges prevalent definitions or art and calls into question the legitimacy of the institutions that define it.
“I like big butts and I cannot lie...” “I like big butts and I cannot lie...” Each of the
next two dancers brought the same song; each one wore extremely tight pants.
Before leaving, I whispered to Pasha, “Is this the new style or something? I mean,
Author: Alex Langford
Anthony Adams has a dream of becoming a star. Fresh out of college, he moves to Hollywood to pursue that dream. But as a legitimate musician in a world of 70s disco, he finds rough going. The popular sounds of Donna Summer soon morph into the world of Run DMC and MC Hammer, and Anthony makes his way to New York to keep his dream alive. But the violent early days of rap threaten not only his career, but his life as well.
... progress and saw he was approaching mile five, then he looked back up to the
TV monitor just in time to see the preacher lip sync another song: I like big butts and I cannot lie u other brotherz can 't deny when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, ...
Author: V. Mark Covington
Full of colorful characters, "Bullfish" is a sacred cow tipping adventure that will keep readers up all night anxious to find out what happens next and at the end it leaves readers wondering "could that have really happened?" With Winwood Ho, world-renowned Paleographer, Madam Dendra psychic channeler of an antediluvian princess, Louise Meeker, obsessive compulsive barmaid and purveyor of the magical drink 'Orgasmic Mermaid on the Beach' Dr. Mischling, genetic engineer of Mermaids, Minotaurs and the inimitable Bullfish, and gambling addicted Roman Centurions Marcus and Neeman, "Bullfish" delivers a cast of characters that keep the plot twisting and turning until the highly charged ending.
You ready, love? Go dad! Music: Sir Mix-a-Lot, 'Baby Got Back'. Hard in on 'I like big butts and I cannot lie'. Clap, if you want to. (It means more when it's
spontaneous.) She's laughing so much. I look across at Siobhan, dancing and
Author: Richard Marsh
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Category: Performing Arts
Dad wasn't angry. As I started to cry. He hugged me. He calmed me. And he taught me to lie. Wingman is a new father-son comedy from Fringe-First winner Richard Marsh. Mum's dead. Annoyingly, dad's not. After twenty years apart, can father and son say goodbye to mum without saying hello to each other? This achingly funny story reminds us that no matter how bad life is, family can make it worse. Wingman received its world premiere at the Pleasance Dome, Edinburgh, on 30 July 2014, directed by Justin Audibert, before transferring to the Soho Theatre Upstairs from 2 - 20 September and then touring. The play is published alongside Richard Marsh's Skittles, which premiered at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2011 and then featured on Radio 4 as Richard Marsh: Love and Sweets, winning Best Scripted Comedy at the BBC Audio Drama Awards. 'For verse with heart and verve, see Richard Marsh's dazzling love-gone-wrong show Skittles' Telegraph 'Richard Marsh's Skittles came at high velocity, whizzing through the various stages of a romantic entanglement that began when two colleagues shared 'a noncommittal Skittle' during a work break, progressing quickly to proposal and marriage . . . Funny and wise.' Guardian
Also, the garden center's doing a flash sale on water butts. Could be good to get
one? The two hundred and twenty liter one is only fifty pounds. I like big butts, and I cannot lie.” Very patiently, Pete takes my hand and says, “Your butt-talk is ...
Author: Caitlin Moran
Category: Biography & Autobiography
The author of the international bestseller How to Be a Woman returns with another “hilarious neo-feminist manifesto” (NPR) in which she reflects on parenting, middle-age, marriage, existential crises—and, of course, feminism. A decade ago, Caitlin Moran burst onto the scene with her instant bestseller, How to Be a Woman, a hilarious and resonant take on feminism, the patriarchy, and all things womanhood. Moran’s seminal book followed her from her terrible 13th birthday through adolescence, the workplace, strip-clubs, love, and beyond—and is considered the inaugural work of the irreverent confessional feminist memoir genre that continues to occupy a major place in the cultural landscape. Since that publication, it’s been a glorious ten years for young women: Barack Obama loves Fleabag, and Dior make “FEMINIST” t-shirts. However, middle-aged women still have some nagging, unanswered questions: Can feminists have Botox? Why isn’t there such a thing as “Mum Bod”? Why do hangovers suddenly hurt so much? Is the camel-toe the new erogenous zone? Why do all your clothes suddenly hate you? Has feminism gone too far? Will your To Do List ever end? And WHO’S LOOKING AFTER THE CHILDREN? As timely as it is hysterically funny, this memoir/manifesto will have readers laughing out loud, blinking back tears, and redefining their views on feminism and the patriarchy. More Than a Woman is a brutally honest, scathingly funny, and absolutely necessary take on the life of the modern woman—and one that only Caitlin Moran can provide.
... faces intense: 'I like big butts and I cannot lie!' 'Our friends are an
embarrassment,' Hal said, but she was smiling. Tilting a beer bottle over her face,
eyes gleaming a thicker kind of lacquer. 'Heezer should try out for the
fingerpainters,' I said ...
Author: Cara Hedley
Publisher: Coach House Books
Isabel Norris has never left the ice. Her father was a hockey legend who died before she was born, and her grandparents have raised her in his skates. When Iz leaves her grandmother behind to play for the Winnipeg University Scarlets, she struggles to fit in on this team of hard-hitting, tough-talking women with a penchant for buffets, beer bongs and raunchy humour – and a fierce loyalty to one another and to their sport. But in their raucous midst, Iz can't quite find her own place in the game. As she moves between the rowdy hilarity of the Scarlets' dressing room and quiet, lyrical contemplations, Iz tries to navigate the ways loss plays out on the ice. Based largely on author Cara Hedley's three seasons on the University of Manitoba Bison, Twenty Miles celebrates women's hockey and offers an uncompromising look at the ways in which the sport both haunts and redeems the women who play it.
Simian Blacks Primate Sir Mix A Lot Blacks They like big butts and they cannot lie
. . . Six Blacks In the times of political correctness this is a good way to say Nigger
without getting jumped. I believe it has to do with 6 letters in the word nigger.
Author: Shehu Sani
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
In the Arab nation of Libya, black migrant workers were targeted, killed, maimed, and raped in a pogrom that ensured in the aftermath of the NATOaided revolution. The nation of Mauritania stripped the black population of their citizenship. The State of Israel rounded up sub-Saharan blacks and deported them as illegal immigrants. Black football players in Ukraine had banana thrown at them by racist fans. In Italy, a black footballer protested being called a monkey. Black pupils like Damilola Taylor in Britain are often targeted and hacked with knives. Argentine black populations have disappeared in history. In 1988, in Hohai University, China, a riot broke out against black people because they are dating Chinese girls with Chinese students shouting kill the black devils. Black students in India risk life in a denied culture of racism. In the United States, from Rosa Parks to Trayvon Martins, a racist-free society, is still a dream. This book investigates and reveals the art, the culture, the politics, the science, the sociology, the psychology, and the hypocrisy of the resentment against black people in a world that is said to be civilized. Why are black people so hated? What are the scientifi c, cultural, and historical factors that informed such negative perception and despicable mentality? The book navigates the mind-set of those who think to be black is to be cursed whether as individuals, a state, institutions, or an organization. Despite all the enormous achievements and advancements in all fi elds of human endeavors recorded by man, despite all the universal and natural values of freedom, fundamental rights and democracy as proclaimed by man, people of black colour are still despised, disrespected, and perceived differently. This book tries to exclusively dig out the truth and present it bare.
I was riding on the 6 train in Manhattan when suddenly somebody started
shouting really disgusting, perverted things like “I wanna sex you up,” “I like big butts and I cannot lie” and “I really dig Lady Gaga!” There were several young
women on ...
Author: Matt Fargo
Publisher: Ulysses Press
CAN YOU SURVIVE A NINJA ATTACK? It will come without warning. It will be silent, ruthless and over in seconds. But will it be your end? When the barrage of razor-sharp ninja stars flies and the sword-wielding assassin charges, the secret ninja-killing techniques in this book will allow you to turn certain death into glorious victory.When Ninjas Attack is a comprehensive guide to defeating these black-clad warriors: *How to spot a ninja before it’s too late *Elite counter-assassination techniques *Booby traps to ninja-proof your home *Deadly weapons for dispatching an assailant *Secrets of ninja training and mind control *Infiltrating the world-wide network ofryus
I am going to start out by saying , " I like big butts , and I cannot lie . I like big butts , and I cannot lie . " That is an excerpt from Sir Mix - ALot's insightful commentary
on his cultural reality as it relates to physical beauty in his community .
make it in a material world is to flaunt Enter Mix - A - Lot . your stuff in as little
material as possi“ I like big butts , and I cannot lie . . . " . ble . And so on . So how
could I appreciate it ? Shockingly , I enjoy this video , crack Because it ' s high on
When I approached , he said in Arabic , “ I know a little English ; I want ... on the
floor , looked me in the eye , and started to rap : “ I like big butts and I cannot lie ,
you other brothers can ' t deny , that when a girl walks in with an ittybitty waist .
Author: Erik Saar
Publisher: Penguin Press HC
Category: Biography & Autobiography
This is a shocking and gripping story of an American GI's six months at the Guantanamo Bay detainee camp where he served as an Arabic translator and took part in the interrogations of the Muslim prisoners.
Butts. * I like big butts. I like a butt so big you can set up a small tv and a beer on it
. * 99 out of a hundred men like a woman with a big butt. ... Only trust a man who
has gone on record that he likes a big butt since that is a man who cannot lie.
Author: Team Golfwell
Publisher: Team Golfwell
If you like adult jokes, you'll love this book. Great for Parties! “I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.” - Drew Carey Review from Alexander V. Ph.D. “I really enjoyed this book and I'm giving it high five. Of course, not all jokes in there gave me the jolt but there were many others which after reading still made me grin and giggle to myself like a doped Halloween pumpkin for quite a while. I have the suspicion some people around though I must have gone loony from too much work. So, the five stars are meant for those jokes. The jokes cover a broad range of topics and the reader will find a good one for just about any situation and conversation which will appeal for just about everyone. If you manage to memorize a few that would make it a handy addition to your arsenal of ice-breakers and conversation-rekindlers in case the situation seems completely frozen and awkward.” Excerpt: An international flight from Asia to the US was carrying 198 passengers but the crew, unfortunately, discovered an hour into the flight there were only 40 meals on the plane. After trying to figure out what to do, the Flight Crew came up with a solution. They advised the passengers, “We apologize to you and we are still trying to figure out how this occurred, but we have only 40 dinners on board, and we need to feed all 198 of you on this flight.” A loud muttering and moaning started amongst the passengers. The chief flight attendant continued to try and quiet everyone down, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their dinner so someone else could eat, will receive unlimited free alcoholic beverages during the entire duration of the flight.” A second announcement was made two hours later, “If anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 40 dinners available.” All alphabetically arranged by topic, you’ll find a large assortment of enjoyable jokes, intriguing stories, thought-provoking quotes, and lots of humor in the 320+ pages. We leave the choice of jokes or stories you want to share up to you as individual humor and tastes vary. Sit back in a comfortable chair with your favorite beverage away from all distractions and get this book and enjoy reading this hilarious book!
He was giving me a break . watching a music video on MTV all about As frayed
as I was , a happy emotion women's bottoms : it is a rap song with a crept over
me : a feeling of deep love for line “ I like big butts and I cannot lie . ” Jimmy .
Me: Urban dictionary needs to list Tongan burn Me: Tongan burn... your burn
doesn't even touch the roof of the farm house Me: I like big butts and I cannot lie
they didn't accept my entry. Lame Dictionary Me: That's meant to say I like big
Author: Sarah Peis
A mistaken arrest, an unpaid debt and a trip to Vegas with my broody boss. What can possibly go wrong? One thing I learned this week: Never choose an essay topic based on the movie Thor and Chris Hemsworth’s abs. Another—probably more important—thing I also learned: Drooling when staring at Jameson Drake is not a good look. I thought my week was as bad as it would get, until I find out my dad owes Jameson a lot of money. And I’m supposed to pay it off by working for him. I end up with a new job, a huge debt to pay off and a hot boss who takes broody alpha to a new level. When I find myself on my way to Vegas to bail my dad out, Jameson insists on coming along. Things go from bad to worse, as they usually do when my family is involved, and Jameson turns into my savior. Now I’m faced with a choice: Keep things professional or explore the chemistry between us. But honestly, who can resist a knight in shining armor? If you like hilarious, heartwarming novels with a quirky heroine then you'll love this laugh out loud romantic comedy.
get off work and go meet some white girls who can't take real black guys home !
... I - like - big - butts and I cannot lie . ... Much like the white girls , they want to
date black men , but they don't want all of the drama that comes with dating a real
Author: Darrell L. Joyce
Category: Biography & Autobiography
A veteran of the comedy circuit and in demand for cruise ship line appearances, comedy clubs and corporate events, Darrell Joyce's cutting edge style is guaranteed to leave audience's doubled over with laughter. And now, Darrell's new book, MisInformation: The Female Perpetuated Myths About Men is guaranteed to do the same for readers. The book dispels the myths women perpetuate about men. Nothing is sacred either as Darrell examines every side of the subject, from deadbeat dads to well, you'll just have to read the book to find out! The goal is clear: To show once and for all that there are indeed many good men out there, and that they're not all married, gay or living with their mothers. This is a book for men, but women would foolish not to read it. In reading MisInformation: The Female Perpetuated Myths About Men, women will learn that there are a bunch of great guys out there if they just stop believing everything other women say. They will laugh out loud in private at Darrell's hilarious yet poignant observations, grouse about the book's outrageous truths to their friends, and hold out silent hope that indeed, there are some great guys still to be found, somewhere, out there.