I Hate Everyone Except You

I Hate Everyone  Except You

But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the ...

Author: Clinton Kelly

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781476776958

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 240

View: 497

From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and “arbiter of style and good taste in all areas” (People) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult. Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the world’s least enthused high-school commencement speaker. Whether he’s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life’s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether it’s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it’s not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

I Hate Everyone But You

I Hate Everyone But You

In this epistolary novel, you live day by day with Ava and Gen, deep inside that friendship, so deep, it feels like it’s your own." —Francine Pascal, bestselling author of the Sweet Valley High series Perfect for fans of “Robin ...

Author: Gaby Dunn

Publisher: Wednesday Books

ISBN: 9781250129345

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 352

View: 896

INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER! A POPSUGAR "Best Young Adult Book of 2017" Pick An Autumn 2017 Indie Next Pick! Named by Bustle as one of the "16 Books The Internet Is Going To Be Obsessed With This Year" A Barnes & Noble Pick for “Most Anticipated LGBTQIAP YA Books of the Second Half of 2017” "Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin have captured everything about the pain and excitement of that first terrifying, fabulous, confusing year on your own in college... In this epistolary novel, you live day by day with Ava and Gen, deep inside that friendship, so deep, it feels like it’s your own." —Francine Pascal, bestselling author of the Sweet Valley High series Perfect for fans of “Robin Talley’s What We Left Behind or Rainbow Rowell’s Fangirl” (School Library Journal, Starred Review), Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin’s I Hate Everyone But You is a hilarious and heartfelt debut novel about new beginnings, love and heartbreak, and ultimately the power of friendship. Dear Best Friend, I can already tell that I will hate everyone but you. Sincerely, Ava Helmer (that brunette who won’t leave you alone) We're still in the same room, you weirdo. Stop crying. G So begins a series of texts and emails sent between two best friends, Ava and Gen, as they head off to their first semesters of college on opposite sides of the country. From first loves to weird roommates, heartbreak, self-discovery, coming out and mental health, the two of them document every wild and awkward moment to each other. But as each changes and grows into her new life, will their friendship be able to survive the distance?
Categories: Young Adult Fiction

White Elephant

White Elephant

Steve hates you because you used him, then dumped him. Everyone hates you
as much as they possibly can, Claudine. Everyone except me. Somehow I love
you. Which I guess makes me just as hateable as you. So then, yes, I suppose
you ...

Author: Trish Harnetiaux

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

ISBN: 9781501199905

Category: Fiction

Page: 240

View: 974

A crackling Christmas mystery that combines murder and blackmail at a holiday office party, in a mashup reminiscent of Big Little Lies and Clue. There are only a few rules in a White Elephant gift exchange: 1) Everyone brings a wrapped, unmarked gift. 2) Numbers are drawn to decide who picks first. 3) Gifts don’t need to be pricey—and often they’re downright tacky. But things are a little different in Aspen, Colorado, at the office holiday party for the real estate firm owned by Henry Calhoun and his wife Claudine. Each Christmas sparks a contest among the already competitive staff to see who can buy the most coveted gift: the one that will get stolen the most times, the one that will prove just how many more commissions they earned that year than their colleagues. Designer sunglasses, deluxe spa treatments, front row concert tickets—nothing is off the table. And the staff is even more competitive this year as Zara, the hottest young pop star out of Hollywood, is in town and Claudine is determined to sell her the getaway home of her dreams. Everyone is puzzled when a strange gift shows up in the mix: an antique cowboy statue. At least the sales agents are guessing it’s an antique—otherwise it’d be a terrible present. It’s certainly not very pretty or expensive-looking. In fact, the gift makes sense only to Henry and Claudine. The statue is the weapon Henry used to commit a murder years ago, a murder that helped start his company and a murder that Claudine helped cover up. She swore that no one would ever be able to find the statue or trace it to their crime. So which of their employees did? And why did they place it in the White Elephant? What could possibly be their endgame? Over the course of the evening, Henry and Claudine race to figure out who could have planted the weapon, and just what the night means for the secrets they’ve been harboring. Further adding to the drama is a snowstorm that closes nearby roads—preventing anyone from leaving, as well as keeping law enforcement from the scene. And by the end of this crazy night, the police will most definitely be required…
Categories: Fiction

Peril

Peril

They were now well on their way to Southfield Park , a large piece of ground laid
out as a public garden , in one of the suburbs of Darkingford . When first opened
... he said . " I hate everyone in it , except Hugh , " was the comprehensive reply .

Author: Jessie Fothergill

Publisher:

ISBN: NYPL:33433107804159

Category: English fiction

Page:

View: 161

Categories: English fiction

Works

Works

Still , although they differed in every other particular , conceivable and
inconceivable ( especially inconceivable ) , they were ... I hate it altogether , and I
hate everybody except you , " said the unnatural young Thomas Gradgrind in the
hair ...

Author: Charles Dickens

Publisher:

ISBN: HARVARD:HN1WA7

Category:

Page:

View: 427

Categories:

Barnaby Rudge

Barnaby Rudge

Body number two said they must take everything on political economy. Body
number ... I hate it altogether, and I hate everybody except you,” said the
unnatural young Thomas Gradgrind in the hair-cutting chamber at twilight. “You
don't hate ...

Author: Charles Dickens

Publisher:

ISBN: UCAL:B3549866

Category:

Page:

View: 424

Categories:

Works 30 vols Some vols have been repr from stereotype plates

Works   30 vols  Some vols  have been repr  from stereotype plates

Body number two said they must take everything on political economy . Body
number ... I hate it altogether , and I hate everybody except you , ” said the
unnatural young Thomas Gradgrind in the hair - cutting chamber at twilight . “ You
don ' t ...

Author: Charles Dickens

Publisher:

ISBN: OXFORD:555080869

Category:

Page:

View: 977

Categories:

Home Magazine

Home Magazine

But , all the bodies agreed that they her eyebrows and meditated in the gloom of
were never to wonder . that retreat , all ... I hate it altoThese portentous infants
being alarm gether , and I hate everybody except you , ” said ing creatures to
stalk ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: IOWA:31858055201036

Category: Women

Page:

View: 378

Categories: Women

The Letters of Evelyn Waugh and Diana Cooper

The Letters of Evelyn Waugh and Diana Cooper

Got severe beating from my agent for idleness . Hate everyone except you and
Maimie . Health vastly improved by Boy . Slept 9 hours undrugged with 2
windows open . All love Во Evelyn to Diana ( postcard , no address ] Lovely time
Bognor .

Author: Evelyn Waugh

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin

ISBN: STANFORD:36105041273397

Category: Actors

Page: 344

View: 122

A collection of newly recovered letters examines the enduring friendship between Evelyn Waugh and Lady Diana Cooper
Categories: Actors

The Charles Dickens Edition

The Charles Dickens Edition

By means of addition , subtraction , multiplication , and division , settle everything
somehow , and never wonder . Bring to ... I hate it altogether , and I hate
everybody except you , " said the unnatural young Thomas Gradgrind in the hair -
cutting ...

Author: Charles Dickens

Publisher:

ISBN: IBNR:CR100453248

Category:

Page: 272

View: 169

Categories:

The Woman who Stood Between

The Woman who Stood Between

I hate you , ” I hissed behind clenched teeth . “ I hate your rich old wine , your
delicate glasses , your sensuous surroundings . I hate everything that they , even
as I hate everyone that you , represent . If you have read my book , you know
what I ...

Author: Minnie Gilmore

Publisher:

ISBN: NYPL:33433076069339

Category:

Page: 155

View: 731

Categories:

A Hard Woman

A Hard Woman

She shook it off . “ Look here , Lyd , you ' re not the woman I take you for if you
haven ' t some card or other up your sleeve . ... You little devil ! ” “ Yes , I am , I am
. You ' ve made me one . I hate you , Fred . I hate everyone — the whole world !

Author: Violet Hunt

Publisher:

ISBN: HARVARD:HN1U36

Category: English fiction

Page: 346

View: 763

Categories: English fiction

Barnaby Rudge And Hard Times

Barnaby Rudge  And  Hard Times

Never wonder . by incans of addition , subtraction , multiplication , and division ,
settle everything somehow , and never ... I am sick of my life , Loo , I hate it
altogether , and I hate everybody except you , " said the unnatural young Thomas
 ...

Author: Charles Dickens

Publisher:

ISBN: NYPL:33433074965033

Category: English fiction

Page: 559

View: 805

Categories: English fiction

Finally a Father

Finally a Father

I won ' t hurt you , Quin . Trust me , Quin . You don ' t love him , Quin . “ Hey , Mac ,
” she said , her own voice failing her , coming out soft ... For a time she had hated
everyone . . . except Cady . Innocent Cady . “ I didn ' t know you were still in ...

Author: Marilyn Pappano

Publisher: Silhouette

ISBN: 0373075421

Category: Fiction

Page: 251

View: 271

Categories: Fiction

The Idler

The Idler

The folk there loved her as much as they hated Shane ; you could have known it
by the way they brightened when they met ... So after spending an hour or so
scowling at everyone , except the only one who deserved scowls , he said “ Good
 ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: HARVARD:32044092645035

Category:

Page:

View: 598

Categories:

The Idler

The Idler

The folk there loved her as much as they hated Shane ; you could have known it
by the way they brightened when they met ... So after spending an hour or so
scowling at everyone , except the only one who deserved scowls , he said “ Good
 ...

Author: Jerome Klapka Jerome

Publisher:

ISBN: UIUC:30112042409505

Category:

Page:

View: 561

Categories:

Everything She Wants

Everything She Wants

Rhett could make mincemeat of a rottweiler any day , and he hated everyone
except Laurel and Danny . But I would not be distracted by dog talk . “ Why didn ' t
you guys tell me he was dead ? You could have saved me years of pointless ...

Author: Beth Killian

Publisher: MTV Books

ISBN: 1416521682

Category: Fiction

Page: 240

View: 388

In the second book of Beth Killian's juicy 310 series, Hollywood newcomer Eva Cordes starts to unravel her family's dark secrets -- and creates some scandals of her own. Aspiring actress Eva feels like she's finally on her way to the big time -- she's got new friends, a new life, and a starring role in a hot new commercial. And with Valentine's Day fast approaching, she's determined to finally "seal the deal" with her new boyfriend, Danny. But all her plans turn inside out when someone from her past shows up at her doorstep -- with an engagement ring!?! Eva swears the only guy she wants to be with is Danny, but he's starting to have doubts. So when she finds out the shocking truth about her father's identity, she has no one to turn to -- the guys are at each other's throats and her roommates are having a major catfight of their own. Eva is about to make some tough choices...and if she's not careful, she may make the biggest mistake of her life.
Categories: Fiction

Standing Just Outside the Door

Standing Just Outside the Door

I was okay earlier , but now I hate everybody and everything , except you . You
always make me laugh . I think I love you cuz you ' re so funny . Cuz your funny
hair , ugly face , baggy pants and craziness . You ' re the first ugly person I ' ve
met ...

Author: Sanford Phippen

Publisher:

ISBN: 0942396901

Category:

Page: 143

View: 109

a collection of 3 plays by the Maine novelist and teacher. The title play deals with the issues of coming out as gay or lesbian in high school.
Categories:

My Heart is Your Shelter

My Heart is Your Shelter

It ' s what hurt me most . You made a fool of me . Everyone seemed to like you .
Everyone except me and that hurt me even the more . It hurt me Doreen and
made me determined to destroy you . The only alternative that I had was to hate
you .

Author: Ruth Asiimwe

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015082765630

Category:

Page: 111

View: 561

Categories:

Pakistan Gulf Economist

Pakistan   Gulf Economist

We can't wait for things to fall back in position . We have to take initiatives to ...
She hated everyone , except her loving boyfriend . He was always there for her .
She told her boyfriend , ' If I could only see the world , I will marry you . ' She hadn'
t ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCLA:L0099739203

Category: Middle East

Page:

View: 103

Categories: Middle East