I Can t Trust A Fart At My Age

I Can t Trust A Fart At My Age

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Author: Arthur Genius Publishing

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ISBN: 1081761733

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Page: 122

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This internet account and password book is the ideal option for you to safely store and organize all your username information and passwords. If you are looking for funny gifts for seniors this password logbook is the perfect product for you. The great design of the cover itself will surely make everyone laugh. If you know a person who urgently needs a computer password book organizer then there is no better option than this password notebook. Make forgetting passwords and accounting information a thing of the past. Add to your cart now! If you love password books and think that it's never too much to have some extra assistance for password help be sure to order your internet password organizer right now! Product Features: Password Safety Tips Large Print For Easier Reference And Reading Url, website name, username, password and notes fields for each record or page Alphabetical order with 4 records per letter of the alphabet Space for 0-9 internet address records 10 pages for all your notes and whatever else you want to add A lot of space inside to record and organize all your passwords A personalized design that is related to the topic of internet password keepsake Funny cover design with the phrase 'I Can't Trust A Fart At My Age' Product Description: 5.5 x 8.5 120 pages Unique matte cover design We also have other designs available for this type of book so please check our other listings by clicking on the 'Author Name' which is located below the title of this product. Tips And Ideas On How You Can Use This Book: * For Accessing Your Credentials Offline While Traveling * Retirement Gift * Becoming a Grandfather or Grandmother Present * Vacation Gift * Gag Gift for friends at the senior's club * Cases where you need to enter a single password on an untrusted machine * Gift for a friend who has a new computer
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At My Age You Just Can t Trust a Fart

At My Age You Just Can t Trust a Fart

Looking for a fun notebook? Something other than a boring old cover with no character? This notebook has character and is unique. Have fun with it. Pick up a copy today!

Author: Composition Book Publishing

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ISBN: 1691099651

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Page: 101

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Looking for a fun notebook? Something other than a boring old cover with no character? This notebook has character and is unique. Have fun with it. Pick up a copy today!
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At My Age You Just Can t Trust A Fart

At My Age You Just Can t Trust A Fart

A journal to keep track of just about everything

Author: Frank Lacy

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1097348202

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Page: 150

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A journal to keep track of just about everything
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At My Age You Just Can t Trust A Fart

At My Age You Just Can t Trust A Fart

Funny Fart design is a perfect fart gift if you are looking for a best farter, farter of the year, or a old fart.

Author: Jmg Publication

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1075354994

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Page: 122

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Funny Fart design is a perfect fart gift if you are looking for a best farter, farter of the year, or a old fart.
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At My Age You Just Can t Trust a Fart

At My Age You Just Can t Trust a Fart

This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing.

Author: Grandfather Notebook

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ISBN: 1671898001

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Page: 122

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This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.
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Humor Quotes Journal

Humor Quotes Journal

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Author: Vepa Journals Humor Quotes Journal

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ISBN: 1071280880

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Page: 122

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Humor Quotes Journal

Humor Quotes Journal

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Author: Vepa Designs

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1076561314

Category:

Page: 122

View: 195

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Swiss Fork Saga

Swiss Fork Saga

“Well maybe to you and that's a very good 'ting for the both of you and Nathaniel
included General but I still have the problem that try though I may and with all of
my might I can't get that young and eager Nathaniel Hawkins as smart as he is to
comprehend one of the most important facts of this life that my very ... “Weell my
dear General that would be the rule that over the age of fifty you never trust a fart.

Author: Danny W. Fair

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781365423437

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The Legend Has Retired

The Legend Has Retired

Tips And Ideas On How You Can Use This Book: * For Accessing Your Credentials Offline While Traveling * Retirement Gift * Becoming a Grandfather or Grandmother Present * Vacation Gift * Gag Gift for friends at the senior's club * Cases ...

Author: Arthur Genius Publishing

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ISBN: 1081892056

Category:

Page: 122

View: 716

This internet account and password book is the ideal option for you to safely store and organize all your username information and passwords. If you are looking for funny gifts for seniors this password logbook is the perfect product for you. The great design of the cover itself will surely make everyone laugh. If you know a person who urgently needs a computer password book organizer then there is no better option than this password notebook. Make forgetting passwords and accounting information a thing of the past. Add to your cart now! If you love password books and think that it's never too much to have some extra assistance for password help be sure to order your internet password organizer right now! Product Features: Password Safety Tips Large Print For Easier Reference And Reading Url, website name, username, password and notes fields for each record or page Alphabetical order with 4 records per letter of the alphabet Space for 0-9 internet address records 10 pages for all your notes and whatever else you want to add A lot of space inside to record and organize all your passwords A personalized design that is related to the topic of internet password keepsake Funny cover design with the phrase 'I Can't Trust A Fart At My Age' Product Description: 5.5 x 8.5 120 pages Unique matte cover design We also have other designs available for this type of book so please check our other listings by clicking on the 'Author Name' which is located below the title of this product. Tips And Ideas On How You Can Use This Book: * For Accessing Your Credentials Offline While Traveling * Retirement Gift * Becoming a Grandfather or Grandmother Present * Vacation Gift * Gag Gift for friends at the senior's club * Cases where you need to enter a single password on an untrusted machine * Gift for a friend who has a new computer
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Intimate Fragments

Intimate Fragments

I have once more fallen in love; this time with a girl half my age, who dotes over
young stiff-collared officers and wants ... To a middle-aged man, her beauty is like
a Spring thaw. ... At times I'm so loose inside that I can't trust my arse to a fart.

Author: Robert E. Kroll

Publisher: Halifax, N.S. : Nimbus Pub.

ISBN: UOM:39015051120775

Category: History

Page: 135

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Living to Tell about it

Living to Tell about it

But there is more to his declaration in this part of the passage : Frankie ' s pain
when he perceives Theresa ' s pain is empathetic and unselfish . Frankie won ' t
tell the other boys because he cannot trust them to be similarly empathetic . ... to
me at long last I don ' t give a fiddler ' s fart if the Pope himself knocked on this
door and the College of Cardinals gathered ... ( 361 ) The contrast of course is
that Frankie , at the age of nineteen and away from Ireland , has also escaped the
Church ...

Author: James Phelan

Publisher: Cornell University Press

ISBN: 0801442974

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 236

View: 254

Phelan's compelling readings cover important theoretical ground by introducing a valuable distinction between disclosure functions and narrator functions.
Categories: Literary Criticism

Death at Thorburn Hall A Drew Farthering Mystery Book 6

Death at Thorburn Hall  A Drew Farthering Mystery Book  6

And if they don't happen to remember, you make sure and tell them. ... Lady
Louisa was a smoker, to be sure, and stylishly attractive for her age, but no one,
not even the most smitten suitor, ... “And all because I didn't trust God with my
future.

Author: Julianna Deering

Publisher: Bethany House

ISBN: 9781493411931

Category: Fiction

Page: 336

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The Fartherings' Scottish Vacation Takes a Dark Turn Drew Farthering arrives in idyllic Scotland for the 1935 British Open at Muirfield hoping for a relaxing vacation, but he soon finds a mystery on his hands. Lord Rainsby, his host at Thorburn Hall, fears his business partner may be embezzling and asks Drew to quietly investigate. Before Drew can uncover anything, Rainsby is killed in a suspicious riding accident. Thorburn Hall is filled with guests, and as Drew continues to dig, he realizes that each might have had a motive. Together with Madeline and Nick, he must sort through shady business dealings, international intrigue, and family tensions to find a killer who always seems to be one step ahead.
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The Whole Book of Psalms Collected into English Metre by Thomas Sterhold John Hopkins and others etc

The Whole Book of Psalms  Collected into English Metre  by Thomas Sterhold  John Hopkins  and others  etc

That he preserveth them , but doch 7 My loins are tilld with li rc disease , In
getting goods and cannot tell , cut off the wicked race . my Aelh bath no whole fart
: who Thall the laine enjoy . ... O my God , and trust lipon his aid . from leud men
and unjuit : my fafety and my stay : s Blessed is he whose hope and heart And
itild will save them , whust ... 6 And 1 in Careful wile am brought My age is
nothing into thee , a ' hat I. O God , should do thy mind into fuck g cat dit efs , to
vain is ev'ry man ...

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ISBN: BL:A0017096074

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The Reunion

The Reunion

The sink wears a skirt of chintzy roses, matched by the curtains at the window,
like a fat girl at a disco, badly advised. ... in mind, but it's the elderly bathrooms
and kitchens which ruin the charm of old places, like the skin on a woman's
hands and neck that give away her age despite any renovations she ... I've
brought all my own food for this weekend, because when it comes to food, you
cannot trust Helen.

Author: Joanne Fedler

Publisher: Allen & Unwin

ISBN: 9781743433911

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

View: 132

You never know what can happen when a group of women reunite for a weekend away, leaving behind husbands, kids and chores ...
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The American Book Review

The American Book Review

I had it with grammer school , all that reading and riting and Beam Me Up , Scotty
diddling in music and fart and my homeroom turnkey Michael ... We live in the
age especially when describing the novel's crack - smokers and of confession ,
she said . ... gentlemen , you cant trust the warden with your wash . worker Detroit
illiterate , then , deserved to be taught in Natasha just wouldn't drop her prize ,
Too ...

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ISBN: UVA:X002619359

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Juris Doctor

Juris Doctor

Why can ' t he stay home and damn it all , he was a good estate law - threads ,
saw all the schemes , em - pocket the money ... It would have been a perform - “
We old farts have to know when aged and wasted him . ... Why did Burrill believe
that the young men would but when it came to the execution of Hume never
marry ?

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105063068196

Category: Law

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Categories: Law

Mews Digest of English Case Law

Mews  Digest of English Case Law

Containing the Reported Decisions of the Superior Courts, and a Selection from
Those of the Scottish and Irish Courts to ... a daughters , being married and being
of the bequest of that annual sum to the mother age of twenty : - Held , on her bill
... personal and mother , cannot be confined to the minority estate to trustees ,
upon trust for all and every of the children . ... Fart v . of each such child , in such
proportion , manner , Hennis , 44 L . T . 202 . and form as his said son J . B . , or ,
as ...

Author: John Mews

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105062779751

Category: Courts

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Mars Life

Mars Life

Thinking of her in bed watching TV as she waited for him, Dex wondered why he
was going through the motions of being polite to this bore. ... on the other was an
old friend of his late father's, a dimwitted old coot who thought that anyone under
the age of eighty was a flighty kid who ... Nodding, Dex said, “The Trust funds the
Mars Foundation.” “Damn luxury we can't afford anymore,” the old man said, his
voice grating, harsh. ... Dex bit back his first impulse to tell the old fart to go to hell.

Author: Ben Bova

Publisher: Tor Books

ISBN: 9781429969888

Category: Fiction

Page: 432

View: 124

Mars Life is an exciting, action-packed addition to the space opera series of Planet novels from the award-winning author Ben Bova Jamie Waterman discovered the cliff dwelling on Mars, and the fact that an intelligent race lived on the red planet sixty-five million years ago, only to be driven into extinction by the crash of a giant meteor. Now the exploration of Mars is itself under threat of extinction, as the ultraconservative New Morality movement gains control of the U.S. government and cuts off all funding for the Mars program. Meanwhile, Carter Carleton, an anthropologist who was driven from his university post by unproven charges of rape, has started to dig up the remains of a Martian village. Science and politics clash on two worlds as Jamie desperately tries to save the Mars program and uncover who the vanished Martians were. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
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Cobbett s Political Register

Cobbett s Political Register

There are multitudes property of the few , and by force they re who cannot
embark in cominercial pursuits : Luo it . ... The widow . I trusted to your honour
and your integrity , the fatherless , and the or , han , would sink what security can I
have against your fartner under its pressure into the vale of misery ,
encroachments , against your noonday rob calling for the vengeance of Heaven ,
on the ... It do much towards planting the roots of revo would stain the annals of
our age and Jution .

Author: William Cobbett

Publisher:

ISBN: UCAL:B3494131

Category: Great Britain

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Categories: Great Britain

The Fatal Constancy

The Fatal Constancy

Where In 26 The Fatal Conftancy . Or told ' rwas Death to gaze ? ( ) , yet recall ,
Recall thy Words , and save us from Despair ! Zim . Daughter , trust Heaven with
your Happiness ! You'll find the Gods are juft . Omp . Wou'd Man was so !

Author: Hildebrand Jacob

Publisher:

ISBN: OXFORD:N11723423

Category:

Page: 60

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