I Can Make You Hate

Author: Charlie Brooker

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 0571295037

Category: Humor

Page: 432

View: 381


Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight? Who wouldn't? Keep dreaming, imbecile. In the meantime, if you'd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary. In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Brooker proves that there is almost nothing in this universe, big or small, that can't reduce a human being to a state of pure blind hatred. It won't help you lose weight, feel smarter, sleep more soundly, or feel happier about yourself. It WILL provide you with literally hours of distraction and merriment. It can also be used to stun an intruder, if you hit him with it correctly (hint: strike hard, using the spine, on the bridge of the nose). ONLY A PRICK WOULDN'T BUY THIS BOOK. DON'T BE THAT PRICK.

I Can Make You Thin

Author: Paul McKenna

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1473544068

Category: Self-Help

Page: 208

View: 925


IMPORTANT: IF YOUR DEVICE SUPPORTS IT, YOU WILL FIND AUDIO AND/OR VIDEO IN THIS EBOOK. IF YOUR DEVICE DOES NOT, FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS TO SAVE THE MATERIALS DIRECTLY TO YOUR COMPUTER, OR TO STREAM VIA YOUR SMARTPHONE OR TABLET. _______________________________ * Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight? * Would you like to feel really happy with your body? * Are you unable to lose those last 10 pounds? Do you find it difficult to say no to second helpings? * Do you get disheartened about your eating habits and your weight? Then this amazing enhanced ebook with embedded audio can help you! ___________ Welcome to a revolutionary way to stop overeating, control cravings and feel totally motivated to take exercise. Paul McKenna has developed a breakthrough weight-loss system that re-patterns your thoughts, attitudes and beliefs about yourself, your health and food to help you easily take control of your diet and lose weight permanently. As you use Paul's amazing system, the latest psychological techniques will automatically help you to start losing weight straight away! You can use it again and again to make you feel happier about yourself as you go all the way to your ideal shape, size and weight.

I Can Make You Hot!

The Supermodel Diet

Author: Kelly Killoren Bensimon

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

ISBN: 1466802391

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 288

View: 8618


Kelly Killoren Bensimon has done it all when it comes to nutrition and her body: eaten too little as a model, gobbled too much of the wrong things in her twenties, and fed her body just right but not-quite-satisfyingly when she was pregnant. On the eve of turning 40, Kelly knew she had to figure it out fast: how and what to eat to keep her body beautiful. An enthusiastic outdoorswoman and involved mom, Kelly discovered that eating—really eating—is the key. I Can Make You Hot! collects the diet and nutrition secrets she researched and tested and still uses herself, including: --how to train yourself to never (never!) skip a meal --load up on food, real food (not bars, powders, or fake stuff) --Kelly's 7 Day Diet for maximum power at your peak energy-draining times --don't be afraid of a giant carb-y lunch --how to lose 3 to 5 pounds fast but smart --how to satisfy your cravings without sabotaging a strong, healthy body --why you should learn to love foods you've been brainwashed into fearing (such as dairy and eggs) I Can Make You Hot! takes you all the way to a lean, strong, realistic body with 60 recipes for Kelly's favorite dishes, from Thai Chicken Noodle Salad to Mom's Irish Soda Bread to Kelly Green Salad and Pineapple Fried Rice (and don't forget the Tipsy Gummi Martini!). And the book is loaded with bonus "hot tips", from why jeans in a smaller size make you look thinner (really!) to the spicy foods that are instant metabolism boosters. I Can Make You Hot! is like rooming with a supermodel and going on a diet together: Kelly wants you to be.....HOT!

Enter the Realm

Author: Greg McLauchlin

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 1794734414

Category: Fiction

Page: 70

View: 5059


This is the tale of one man's journey to find and be reunited with his family.

How to Be Great at The Stuff You Hate

The Straight-Talking Guide to Networking, Persuading and Selling

Author: Nick Davies

Publisher: John Wiley & Sons

ISBN: 0857082574

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 208

View: 7777


You have to do it... you might as well enjoy it No one likes a pushy, smarmy salesman – no one wants to be that guy ... but most of us need to sell to some extent. How else can we get any business? We all have to do it now, whether we're lawyers, accountants or start-ups. But don't despair – there's no need to go on some cringey sales training day. How to be Great at the Stuff You Hate shows you how to develop all the skills you need to sell yourself, your business and your ideas. So ditch the dread, forget the fear and start enjoying yourself! Selling isn't something you 'do' to people, it's not some dark art practised by pushy and manipulative people – it's a process, it's a relationship ... it's fun! All you need to do is cut the crap, be yourself and win some business. How to be Great at the Stuff You Hate shows you how to: Pull together a target list – who do you want to approach and do business with? Connect with those people – writing letters/emails Master meeting and networking – conquering small talk! Follow up once you’ve chatted to someoneAsk for what you want

Melodie's Song

Author: James A Rozhon

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 0595271863

Category: Fiction

Page: 212

View: 3088


In this sequel to The End Of Time, Brian Sixkiller has died and his widow, Melodie, is trying to come to terms with his death. Her journey takes her to Ireland where she meets two very special people who put her back together and send her home. Her father, Jack Collins, has his own problems. He has become a target of someone with an old agenda, as old as his adoption of Melodie almost twenty years ago. That agenda will make Jack the target of a very specific sort of vengeance. All Melodie has to do is beat down her demons long enough to save his life and convince everyone back home that she is sane enough and coherent enough to do what she believes needs to be done.

Why We Hate the Oil Companies

Straight Talk from an Energy Insider

Author: John Hofmeister

Publisher: Macmillan

ISBN: 9780230106789

Category: Political Science

Page: 256

View: 3930


As president of Shell Oil, John Hofmeister was known for being a straight shooter, willing to challenge his peers throughout the industry. Now, he's a man on a mission, the founder of Citizens for Affordable Energy, crisscrossing the country in a grassroots campaign to change the way we look at energy in this country. While pundits proffer false new promises of green energy independence, or flatly deny the existence of a problem, Hofmeister offers an insider's view of what's behind the energy companies' posturing, and how politicians use energy misinformation, disinformation, and lack of information to get and stay elected. He tackles the energy controversy head-on, without regard for political correctness. He also provides a new framework for solving difficult problems, identifying solutions that will lead to a future of comfortable lifestyles, affordable and clean energy, environmental protection, and sustained economic competitiveness.

Sex, Social Purity, and Sarah Grand: Selected shorter writings (1)

Author: Sarah Grand

Publisher: Taylor & Francis

ISBN: 9780415214131

Category: Feminism

Page: 352

View: 1306


Sarah Grand was one of the most prominent New Women of the 1890s and a notable social purity feminist and suffragist. This collection offers important insights into the full range of her journalistic output and lesser-known fictional writings. It also makes available biographical and autobiographical material, and previously unpublished manuscript sources. The first volume reproduces Grand's articles and the contemporary critical reception of her work. The letters in volume two, written mostly in the 1920s and 1930s, shed light on Grand's genesis as a writer and her interaction with 1890s artistic and feminist circles. The third and fourth volumes contain a selection of short stories from three collections published at and after the turn of the century. These comment on some of the explosive issues of that time: feminism, decadence, eugenics, class, race and war. They also reflect Grand's exploration of the interplay between gender and genre.