How To Train Your Parents

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1446498735

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 208

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Moving to a new area and a new school, Louis is horrified to discover his parents changing into ultra-competitive parents, wanting him and his younger brother to get straight As at school and join all sorts of after-school clubs and activities like the other kids in the area. Suddenly Louis's life is no longer his own - until he meets Maddy, who claims to have trained her parents to ignore her- But does Louis really want to be ignored? A truly contemporary tale with characters kids will recognize instantly!
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How to Update Your Parents

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Louis the Laugh

ISBN: 9781782701729

Category: Child rearing

Page: 220

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What can you do when you're trapped in a technology time warp? When Louis's parents decide he spends too much time "glued to screens" they come up with their worst idea ever#8212a total ban on tablets, computers and mobiles! Louis needs a plan to fight back, and fast! Can his best friend, Maddy, come to the rescue? "Pete Johnson is a hilarious writer"#8212 Mail on Sunday
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How to Fool Your Parents

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Louis the Laugh

ISBN: 9781782702474

Category: Boys

Page: 220

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AGES: 7-11 AUTHOR: Pete Johnson began work as a film critic for BBC Radio 1 before becoming a teacher and then a writer. He is the author of over 40 books, including the bestselling 'How to Train Your Parents'. His books have won various awards, including the Young Telegraph Award and the Brilliant Book Award, and have been translated into 24 languages. SELLING POINTS: * Award-winning author * Fabulously funny and filled with hilarious moments that all children will identify with * Unisex, wide age-range appeal * Continues established series.
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How to Change Your Parents Into Superstars

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781782703969

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Page: N.A

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The "rip-roaringly hilarious" (Book Trust) Louis the Laugh returns for more outrageous adventures, so get ready to laugh out loud, and discover the 'practically foolproof' way to get your parents to agree to anything! From the author of How to Train Your Parents and My Parents Are Driving Me Crazy comes another hilarious addition to Louis the Laugh's adventures.
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Traitor

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1446498808

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 192

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Tom, Mia and Oliver are the victims of a gang of bullies - who waylay them on the way home from school. It's not at school, so the teachers wouldn't be able to help, and they don't want to tell their parents, so there's only one option - to pay up. At first. But as the pressure builds more and more, a terrible suspicion begins to surface: could one of the three friends be helping the bullies? And if so, just who is... the traitor?
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My Parents Are Out Of Control

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448121698

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 256

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Louis doesn't think much of it when his mum and dad ask him for tips on how to be cool. In fact, he thinks it's pretty funny watching them bump fists and use words like 'safe', 'sick' and 'wicked'. Until Dad turns up outside Louis's new school dressed like a rapper, that is . . . Suddenly they're trying to friend Louis and all his classmates on Facebook, and wearing baseball caps backwards - IN PUBLIC. Louis and his best friend Maddy are horrified. Mum and Dad have taken things too far . . . and immediate action is needed!
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My Parents Are Driving Me Crazy

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Louis the Laugh

ISBN: 9781782701606

Category: Boys

Page: 224

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How do you SACK your DAD? My dad's a new stay-at-home dad and is already a TOTAL DISASTER. He COOKS meals no one can EAT, messes up all the laundry and expects me to clean my room MYSELF. Can you believe he doesn't even take my dirty cups downstairs? Worst of all, Dad has decided I'm his new BEST FRIEND and never stops TALKING TO ME. He must be STOPPED. But HOW? "Pete Johnson is a hilarious writer"#8212Mail on Sunday
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The Vampire Blog

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1407076272

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 240

View: 2735

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Marcus was convinced that vampires didn't exist. He was very wrong . . . On his thirteenth birthday, Marcus Howlett is faced with a bombshell. His parents are half-vampire. And, although he hates the thought of it, he is about to become one too. But, as he secretly blogs about the horrors of his new fangs, bad breath and cravings for blood, Marcus is unaware that his life is in serious danger . . .
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How To Train Your Dragon: How to Steal a Dragon's Sword

Book 9

Author: Cressida Cowell

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1444910736

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 384

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Read the books that inspired the How to Train Your Dragon films! This book will be a hit with children and adults alike. The story continues in the ninth volume of Hiccup's How to Train Your Dragon memoirs. Bad times have come to the Archipelago. Ever since the woods of Berserk burned down, it is almost as if the world is cursed. Dragons are starting to revolt against their Masters. The waters have risen, flooding fields and washing whole villages away. But worse still, the wicked witch Excellinor has returned. Can Hiccup find the King's Things and win the sword-fighting contest to stop Alvin the Treacherous from becoming King of the Wilderwest? How to Train Your Dragon is now a major DreamWorks franchise starring Gerard Butler, Cate Blanchett and Jonah Hill and the TV series, Riders of Berk, can be seen on CBeebies and Cartoon Network. Read all of Hiccup's exploits in the series: How to Train Your Dragon, How to Be a Pirate, How to Speak Dragonese, How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse, How to Twist a Dragon's Tale, A Hero's Guide to Deadly Dragons, How to Ride a Dragon's Storm, How to Break a Dragon's Heart, How to Steal a Dragon's Sword, How to Seize a Dragon's Jewel and How to Betray a Dragon's Hero. Check out the brilliant website at www.howtotrainyourdragonbooks.com It's the place to go for games, downloads, activities and sneak peeks! Please be aware that in order to preserve the illustrations the How To Train Your Dragon eBooks are fixed-format. The size of the text cannot be adjusted but users can zoom-in on their device to see the pages in more detail.
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Rescuing Dad

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448100119

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 208

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Joe and Claire can see why Mum chucked Dad out. He looks a mess, he can't cook and he's useless around the house. Something must be done: they're the only ones who can help transform him into 'Dad Mark Two'. And when they unveil this new, improved dad, Mum will be so impressed she'll take him back on the spot! But then disaster strikes - Mum starts seeing the slimy and creepy Roger. And Joe and Claire's plans take an unexpected turn - with hilarious results.
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