How To Train Your Parents

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1446498735

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 208

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Moving to a new area and a new school, Louis is horrified to discover his parents changing into ultra-competitive parents, wanting him and his younger brother to get straight As at school and join all sorts of after-school clubs and activities like the other kids in the area. Suddenly Louis's life is no longer his own - until he meets Maddy, who claims to have trained her parents to ignore her- But does Louis really want to be ignored? A truly contemporary tale with characters kids will recognize instantly!
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How to Train Your Parents

Author: Anne Rooney

Publisher: Pavilion Children's Books

ISBN: 9781844584291

Category: Parent and child

Page: 48

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Having parent problems? Parents interfering with your lifestyle? Making you do things you don't want to? Just don't understand you? Always embarrassing you? It's time for a change, and here's the book to show you how. It tackles everyday situations with humour and practical advice for you to use. Soon you'll have your parents - and other adults in your life - just where you want them A humorous look at how to get the parents you deserve...with hints and tips, charts, quizzes and loads of suggestions to make sure you have the winning argument for everything - tactics and strategies to win all those parent vs child battles.
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How to Fool Your Parents

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Louis the Laugh

ISBN: 9781782702474

Category: Boys

Page: 220

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AGES: 7-11 AUTHOR: Pete Johnson began work as a film critic for BBC Radio 1 before becoming a teacher and then a writer. He is the author of over 40 books, including the bestselling 'How to Train Your Parents'. His books have won various awards, including the Young Telegraph Award and the Brilliant Book Award, and have been translated into 24 languages. SELLING POINTS: * Award-winning author * Fabulously funny and filled with hilarious moments that all children will identify with * Unisex, wide age-range appeal * Continues established series.
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How to Update Your Parents

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Louis the Laugh

ISBN: 9781782701729

Category: Child rearing

Page: 220

View: 694

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What can you do when you're trapped in a technology time warp? When Louis's parents decide he spends too much time "glued to screens" they come up with their worst idea ever#8212a total ban on tablets, computers and mobiles! Louis needs a plan to fight back, and fast! Can his best friend, Maddy, come to the rescue? "Pete Johnson is a hilarious writer"#8212 Mail on Sunday
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My Parents Are Out Of Control

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448121698

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 256

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Louis doesn't think much of it when his mum and dad ask him for tips on how to be cool. In fact, he thinks it's pretty funny watching them bump fists and use words like 'safe', 'sick' and 'wicked'. Until Dad turns up outside Louis's new school dressed like a rapper, that is . . . Suddenly they're trying to friend Louis and all his classmates on Facebook, and wearing baseball caps backwards - IN PUBLIC. Louis and his best friend Maddy are horrified. Mum and Dad have taken things too far . . . and immediate action is needed!
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Traitor

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1446498808

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 192

View: 6041

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Tom, Mia and Oliver are the victims of a gang of bullies - who waylay them on the way home from school. It's not at school, so the teachers wouldn't be able to help, and they don't want to tell their parents, so there's only one option - to pay up. At first. But as the pressure builds more and more, a terrible suspicion begins to surface: could one of the three friends be helping the bullies? And if so, just who is... the traitor?
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The Vampire Blog

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1407076272

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 240

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Marcus was convinced that vampires didn't exist. He was very wrong . . . On his thirteenth birthday, Marcus Howlett is faced with a bombshell. His parents are half-vampire. And, although he hates the thought of it, he is about to become one too. But, as he secretly blogs about the horrors of his new fangs, bad breath and cravings for blood, Marcus is unaware that his life is in serious danger . . .
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Rescuing Dad

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448100119

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 208

View: 2479

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Joe and Claire can see why Mum chucked Dad out. He looks a mess, he can't cook and he's useless around the house. Something must be done: they're the only ones who can help transform him into 'Dad Mark Two'. And when they unveil this new, improved dad, Mum will be so impressed she'll take him back on the spot! But then disaster strikes - Mum starts seeing the slimy and creepy Roger. And Joe and Claire's plans take an unexpected turn - with hilarious results.
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My Parents Are Driving Me Crazy

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Louis the Laugh

ISBN: 9781782701606

Category: Boys

Page: 224

View: 9411

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How do you SACK your DAD? My dad's a new stay-at-home dad and is already a TOTAL DISASTER. He COOKS meals no one can EAT, messes up all the laundry and expects me to clean my room MYSELF. Can you believe he doesn't even take my dirty cups downstairs? Worst of all, Dad has decided I'm his new BEST FRIEND and never stops TALKING TO ME. He must be STOPPED. But HOW? "Pete Johnson is a hilarious writer"#8212Mail on Sunday
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The Vampire Hunters

Author: Pete Johnson

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1409046885

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 272

View: 2791

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On my thirteenth birthday, my life changed for ever. That's when I learned the shocking truth: I'm a half-vampire. Think that sounds cool? Think again! I've been attacked by an evil vampire bat, had huge cravings for my best friend's blood, and nearly died from eating a pizza (half-vampires aren't great with garlic). Writing my secret blog is the only thing that's kept me from going completely crazy. As if life couldn't get any more complicated, there have been some vicious attacks in the local woods. Vampire-mad Tallulah (definitely not my girlfriend) thinks a super-vampire is behind them - and she's desperate to prove it, with a mysterious chain that's supposed to glow red-hot when a vampire is close by. And I have a horrible feeling that the chain's going to turn red-hot any day now . . . A new novel from award-winning author Pete Johnson that taps into the very current interest in vampires - done with Pete's humorous, accessible touch.
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