Holy Cow That Water is COLD

Holy Cow That Water is COLD

There I sat, trying to hold the boys up and out of the freezing cold toilet water.

Author: Allen F. Mahon

Publisher:

ISBN: 1087928273

Category: Humor

Page: 44

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There I sat, trying to hold the boys up and out of the freezing cold toilet water. It was inevitable that one or both would slip out of my grasp from time to time and create a splash. After much thought and countless hours at the drawing board determined to come up with an answer to this frigid dilemma, I finally realized the solution. There was already a "Nut Nest" out there. They are available in most any sporting goods stores and many men's departments in clothing stores. The answer was a "jock strap"! That's right the answer was lurking all this time, pushed to the dark recesses of my underwear drawer. THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED!
Categories: Humor

Sidebars to Stumbles Holy Cow Really

Sidebars to Stumbles  Holy Cow  Really

After one primed the pump by adding a bit of water down the pump's shaft and pumping the handle seven or eight times, the water that came out was cold, cold ...

Author: Michael J. Wagner

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 9781684701780

Category: Biography & Autobiography

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Herein are anecdotes, stories, tidbits, memories and tales that have been lifted from the fabric of Dr. Wagner’s life. They happened right up against his autobiographical narrative, but these essays describe incidents that simply didn’t fit into a life story. Because of that, this book stands completely on its own. One does not have to have read his Stumbling Forward - A Life to enjoy this volume, although by having read the autobiography, these stories will have a contextual feel. Each of these essays were written so that upon reading any of them, the reader’s response should likely be, “Holy Cow! Really?”
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

Holy Cow

Holy Cow

Second, because they've no feathers on their feet, birds can lose body heat standing on cold surfaces or in cold water.

Author: Boze Hadleigh

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781632209528

Category: Reference

Page: 320

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We love animals but insult humans by calling them everything from weasels or pigs to sheep, mice, chickens, sharks, snakes, and bird-brains. Animal epithets, words, and phrases are so widespread we often take them for granted or remain ignorant of the fascinating stories and facts behind them. Spanning the entire animal kingdom, Holy Cow! explains: Why hot dogs are named after canines. Why people talk turkey or go cold turkey. Why curiosity killed the cat, although dogs are more curious about us. Why letting the cat out of the bag originally referred to a duped shopper. What a horse of another color is, what horsefeathers politely alludes to, why a mule is a lady’s slipper, and what horseradish has to do with horses. Why the combination of humans and cows probably led to capitalism—its name from Latin for head, as in heads of cows. Why holy cow and sacred cow have almost opposite meanings. Whether people actually chewed the fat or ate crow (and why it’s a crowbar). How a hog became a motorcycle and a chick a young woman. What happens to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. What buck has to do with being naked. Why the birds and the bees. Why a piggy bank and why one feeds the kitty. What lame ducks have to do with U.S. presidents. How red herring came about via activists opposed to fox hunting. Where snake oil, popular in the 1800s and rich in Omega-3 fatty acids, came from. That the proverbial fly in the ointment goes back to the Bible’s Ecclesiastes (10:1). How Swiss watchmakers created teensy-weensy coaches for fleas to pull in flea circuses. And much—much!—more. Don't be a lame duck and get this book!
Categories: Reference

Silver Mine Takhini Wolves 2

Silver Mine  Takhini Wolves  2

But holy cow, that water is cold.” Her shirt clung to her, the gentle swells of her body clearer than before, and Chase swallowed hard.

Author: Vivian Arend

Publisher: Arend Publishing Inc.

ISBN: 9781941456668

Category: Fiction

Page: 272

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From New York Times bestselling author, Vivian Arend. If a tree falls in the forest, duck… Life in isolation is the safest place for Chase Johnson, a crossbreed who doesn’t know which form he’ll assume next—cougar or wolf. Once a year, his unelected position as spokesman for the Yukon outcasts forces him to visit civilization. This time he runs across someone unexpected. She’s not his mate, but she pushes all the right buttons. It’s taken years for Shelley Bradley to gather the courage to return to her home pack. In spite of being the lowest of the low—a shifter who can’t shift—she’s determined to make a place for herself as the Whitehorse locals’ new vet-slash-doctor. There’s definite electricity between her and Chase, but sex with fellow shifters and the inherent mind games got old a long time ago. Ignoring him seems best. When he shows up at her office with a wound that won’t heal, she’s stuck—yet drawn to solve this medical mystery. As they journey deep into outcast territory in search of answers, their powerful sexual attraction crumbles her resistance. But time is of the essence. If a cure can’t be found before his human and cougar succumb to his injury, he—and others like him—will die. Keywords: Canadian Author, paranormal, werewolf, cat shifter, Takhini Pack, fated mates, shifters, small town, alpha hero For readers who enjoy Carrie Ann Ryan, Lauren Dane, Eve Langlais, Jennifer Ashley, and Cynthia Eden.
Categories: Fiction

The Father the Son and a Holy Cow

The Father  the Son  and a Holy Cow

LOUIS My feet are cold . LEOPOLD The water's just fine ! Watch ! Leopold swims around . LOUIS They made me salute the flag and kiss the picture of the ...

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Publisher: Hallelujah Editions

ISBN: 0976396718

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Gus

Gus

A wave of water hit me in the face as Loretta splashed into the water. "Holy Cow! This water is really cold," she said swimming to the log.

Author: Rose McClimon Hamlin

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 9781449099558

Category: Nature

Page: 188

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If I could make time stop, I would, but I cannot. You must go and I must stay. Take with you my love, For I have loved you always. I will treasure our memories and live them on these pages. Memories of an unexpected love that changed my life forever.
Categories: Nature

Rohna Memories Ii

Rohna Memories Ii

And as I got to the bottom, I let go of the rope, I fell the 15-20 feet and the water was cold and I said, “Holy cow! What's happening to me?

Author: Michael Walsh

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9780595612062

Category: History

Page: 233

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On November 26, 1943 the United States sustained its largest loss of troops at sea. Over 2,000 U.S. servicemen were aboard the British troop ship HMT Rohna in the Mediterranean on their way to the China-Burma-India Theater of war. Traveling in a convoy, the Rohna and 23 other ships were attacked by German bombers. After a fierce fight that ended with no ships lost, a single bomber made a final run. Armed with the latest technology (a rocket powered, remote controlled Henschel HS-293 glide bomb), it set its sights on the Rohna. Many men were killed instantly by the direct hit. Rescue ships spent hours pulling survivors from the water. By the time the losses were totaled, 1,015 U.S. servicemen had lost their lives. After WWII, the U.S. War Department stated that of 4,453,061 American soldiers carried to Europe, only 1,094 or 0.024% were lost at sea. Of these, 1,015 went down in the Rohna.
Categories: History

Holy Cow

Holy Cow

... past Budweiser time and headed toward happy hour. ... I got up from the table and went into the bathroom and threw some cold water on my face.

Author: Harry Caray

Publisher: Villard

ISBN: 9780307829030

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 240

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Writing with Chicago Tribune sports columnist Verdi, Harry Caray recaps his decades in the booth, paying special attention to the owners he has dealt with, particularly Gussie Busch, Charley Finley and Bill Veeck. He also explains his philosophy of success in the booth, which is to think of himself primarily as a fan explaining the game to his fellow fans and pointing out players' failures as well as strengths. In this memoir, he recalls players he has admired, beginning with his all-time favorite, Stan Musial, and including Reggie Jackson, Richie Allen, and Ryne Sandberg.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

The Lone Werewolf II

The Lone Werewolf II

And holy cow was the water cold! Watching the ship sail on without me, I started having second thoughts on my impulsive move to abandon ship to play in the ...

Author: Tim Forder

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781680460315

Category:

Page: 142

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What would you do if you were given the skin-walker gift, the ability to change into any animal you can think of? Would you use it for great good or great evil? A friend's sister and a complete village is being terrorized by a castle full of vampires, zombies, hell hounds and a thing too feared to name. What can one Lone Werewolf possibly do to end this reign of terror?
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Sacred Bull Holy Cow

Sacred Bull  Holy Cow

Parallels to Ymir , the progenitor , and Audhumla , the fertility cow , can be ... and the symbolism includes some of the same cold , ice and snow imagery .

Author: Donald K. Sharpes

Publisher: Peter Lang

ISBN: 0820479020

Category: Science

Page: 302

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Original Scholarly Monograph
Categories: Science

House Calls

House Calls

“Or, we could just dive right in,” Maggie wheezed, shaking the water from her hair. Holy cow, that was cold. Pete slicked his hair back from his face.

Author: Michelle Celmer

Publisher: Silhouette

ISBN: 9781426874178

Category: Fiction

Page: 192

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Sharing the cottage was her idea, and since Dr. Pete Morgan was her patient, Maggie made the rules. If only "Doc" weren't so attractive...and so hard to tame. She tried to convince him that the lake setting would heal him, body and soul. And her therapy seemed to be working...except with the demons he faced at night. Sometimes the only way to soothe him back to sleep was to slip beneath his sheets. Maggie Holm knew she'd entered forbidden territory. She'd grown dangerously contented "playing house" with Pete, when she feared their affair was simply a summer distraction. Because the summer would end. Her feelings never would.
Categories: Fiction

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa

... Mmmyia Mmmyiakea Mmoowaposa Cookie Pie Pie with frosting Ice ( Exact translation — " holy cow , this water's cold ” ) Mmoowaposakea Ice cream Mmairzatz ...

Author: Peter Gaido

Publisher: West St. James Press

ISBN: 0967281814

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 175

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Categories: Family & Relationships

Holy Cow

Holy Cow

Note: If the sweet-rice thickens too much after it cools, add a little cold milk or light cream to thin it out. 10. Classic Rose Lassi My first taste of ...

Author: Steven Rosen

Publisher: Lantern Books

ISBN: 1590560663

Category: Nature

Page: 222

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Krishna movement's pioneering and even visionary efforts in popularizing vegetarian cuisine and the compassionate treatment of animals in the West -- how they did so from the days of their first Sunday Love Feast (in 1966) and how they continue to do so in the present day. Book jacket.
Categories: Nature

Jinxed

Jinxed

Holy cow. Wasn't ice-cold water supposed to have a shriveling effect on men? Well, either Evan was carrying around a zucchini in his pants or that ...

Author: Jacquie D'Alessandro

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 9781552548745

Category: Fiction

Page: 256

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Blame It on Karma by Jacquie D'Alessandro Coffee shop owner Lacey Perkins scoffs when a fortune-teller informs her she's destined to fall for her arrogant, but definitely hot, property manager Evan Sawyer. Lacey figures she'd rather be jinxed—until she's cursed with a case of uncontrollable, insatiable lust.… Together Again? by Jill Shalvis Accountant Chloe Cooper can't help but laugh at the prediction that her life is about to be transformed by true love. But that was before Chloe walked straight into her former lover, FBI agent Ian McCall, and he showed her just how thrilling things could get.… Tall, Dark & Temporary by Crystal Green Candy shop owner Erin Holland isn't convinced when she's told that Ryan Wes, an infamous playboy, is "The One." Erin is going on a cruise with the gorgeous day trader for one reason only: sex. But her decadent plans keep getting mysteriously, frustratingly, thwarted.…
Categories: Fiction

Holy Cow

Holy Cow

They pour water through their hands, pray, burn incense, sing prayers and then ... But I'm in pants, I'm freezing cold and I'm too scared of hepatitis to ...

Author: Sarah MacDonald

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781407084398

Category: Travel

Page: 320

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After backpacking her way around India, 21-year-old Sarah Macdonald decided that she hated this land of chaos and contradiction with a passion, and when an airport beggar read her palm and insisted she would come back one day - and for love - she vowed never to return. But twelve years later the prophecy comes true when her partner, ABC's South Asia correspondent, is posted to New Delhi, the most polluted city on earth. Having given up a blossoming radio career in Sydney to follow her new boyfriend to India, it seems like the ultimate sacrifice and it almost kills Sarah - literally. After being cursed by a sadhu smeared in human ashes, she nearly dies from double pneumonia. It's enough to send a rapidly balding atheist on a wild rollercoaster ride through India's many religions in search of the meaning of life and death. From the 'brain enema' of a meditation retreat in Dharamsala to the biggest Hindu festival on earth on the steps of the Ganges in Varanasi, and with the help of the Dalai Lama, a goddess of healing hugs and a couple of Bollywood stars - among many, many others - Sarah discovers a hell of a lot more.
Categories: Travel

Hiram Milliken s Nightmare Land

Hiram Milliken s Nightmare Land

Shooter was at the sink, getting water for coffee. ... He wiggled and danced, as the cold water ran around his waist, and down his legs. “Holy cow!

Author: JJ Christopher

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 9781420800029

Category: Fiction

Page: 716

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In Lancaster, Connecticut, Margaret Adler is gone. She vanished, just seconds before her house exploded into a fireball. Her dark secrets remain in a hidden, basement room, where science and murder came together, and gave birth to awesome power... ... only when she left, she wasn’t alone. Hiram Milliken, the twisted, child killer, is with her, even though his body lies in the middle of Wickett Avenue, his dead eyes staring up into the black, night sky. They tried to steal Jeremy McKee’s soul, they tried to kill his friends - they killed his father - but he fought them... he fought, and he won, and the price of his victory cost them more than they ever dreamt possible. Now, Hiram is trapped inside Margaret’s body, and in control of her fantastic powers. Jeremy and his friends are hunting for him, with the help of a surprise ally from the government institution known only as The Agency. Hiram will stop at nothing to have a new body for himself, one with the power to crush anyone who stands in his way... but to succeed, more children must die. The battle begins anew. The power was never meant to be in the hands of a madman.
Categories: Fiction

Building Competence in Mindfulness Based Cognitive Therapy

Building Competence in Mindfulness Based Cognitive Therapy

There's that initial, “Holy cow, it's so cold!” But when you get into the water, whether slowly or by diving in, you feel colder initially, but if you stay ...

Author: Richard W. Sears

Publisher: Routledge

ISBN: 9781135087159

Category: Psychology

Page: 198

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Mindfulness-Based Cognitive Therapy (MBCT) is an evidence-based program that combines mindfulness and cognitive therapy techniques for working with stress, anxiety, depression, and other problems. Building Competence in Mindfulness-Based Cognitive Therapy provides the first transcript of an entire 8-week program. This intimate portrayal of the challenges and celebrations of actual clients give the reader an inside look at the processes that occur within these groups. The author also provides insights and practical suggestions for building personal and professional competence in delivering the MBCT protocol.
Categories: Psychology

The Quest For The Cold Soda

The Quest For The Cold Soda

Also, in the logbook, Holy Cow had written how he hoped there were separate water fountains in Harpers Ferry for purists and aquablazers.

Author: Michael Thomas

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781257974436

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American English Italian Chocolate

American English  Italian Chocolate

I run it under the cold water faucet and daub my nostril. It burns, holy cow it burns so much my right eye tears up ...

Author: Rick Bailey

Publisher: U of Nebraska Press

ISBN: 9781496201195

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 208

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American English, Italian Chocolate is a memoir in essays beginning in the American Midwest and ending in north central Italy. In sharply rendered vignettes, Rick Bailey reflects on donuts and ducks, horses and car crashes, outhouses and EKGs. He travels all night from Michigan to New Jersey to attend the funeral of a college friend. After a vertiginous climb, he staggers in clogs across the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. In a trattoria in the hills above the Adriatic, he ruminates on the history and glories of beans, from Pythagoras to Thoreau, from the Saginaw valley to the Province of Urbino. Bailey is a bumbling extra in a college production of Richard III. He is a college professor losing touch with a female student whose life is threatened by her husband. He is a father tasting samples of his daughter’s wedding cake. He is a son witnessing his aging parents’ decline. He is the husband of an Italian immigrant who takes him places he never imagined visiting, let alone making his own. At times humorous, at times bittersweet, Bailey’s ultimate subject is growing and knowing, finding the surprise and the sublime in the ordinary detail of daily life.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

Deadly Plans

Deadly Plans

Holy cow, that's really cold!” Sam says sitting on the sopping wet seat and gritting his teeth. Cold water starts seeping into the backside of everything ...

Author: Rob Davis

Publisher: Evershine Press Inc

ISBN: 9780997510812

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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A simple day at work becomes a race for his life as loyal and patriotic Max discovers sensitive information that’s he not supposed to find. Thinking his friend and boss Mark is working with terrorists developing a new form of chemical weapons for mass destruction, Max enlists the help of his best friend Sam to foil the plans he discovered. Quickly Max is hiding out in FT Lauderdale before he and Sam fly to Jamaica where he discovers the truth. The US Government working with Mark has set a trap to stop a major terrorist group working in Afghanistan. Things don’t go quite as planned and Max and Sam learn their good life living in sunny Ft Lauderdale takes some serious turns as they become the hunted by both Jake a deranged psycho and the terrorists whose weapons supply they intended to stop.
Categories: Fiction