Hey Mom

Hey Mom

IT'S ABOUT TIME Mom, I make jokes about the family, and they land, and land hard, because they're so true for ... If it does, I know what I want to call it: Hey Mom, because so many times since you've been gone I've looked up and said ...

Author: Louie Anderson

Publisher: Atria Books

ISBN: 9781501189180

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 288

View: 501

With wry wit and touching humor, Louie Anderson, New York Times bestselling author and Emmy Award–winning comedian currently starring in Zach Galifianakis’s Baskets, shares his journey of turning life’s challenges into joy, as well as plenty of wisdom he’s still discovering from his late mother. “I started out writing these letters to my mom, but a few friends said I should write a book. I said ‘okay’ because next to ‘we’ll see,’ ‘okay’ is as non-committal as you can get. But somehow, I stuck with it. I hope you like it. I hope that after you read it, you’ll write or call your own mom—and dad, sister, brother, cousin, nephew. Or have lunch with them. Or breakfast. It doesn’t have to be lunch. But do it now. Don’t wait like I did.” —Louie Louie Anderson has channeled his beloved mom, Ora Zella Anderson, in his stand-up routine for decades, but she died before seeing him reach his greatest heights, culminating in his breakout TV role as Christine Baskets, the mesmerizing character she inspired. Hey Mom is Louie’s way of catching her up on the triumphs, disappointments, and continuing challenges in life. Full of heartache, but also great hope, and of course—given Louie’s inimitable comedic voice—laugh-out-loud stories and his trademark observations on life’s many absurdities, Hey Mom shows a poignant side of Louie you may not know, and proves that he is one of the most nuanced and wide-ranging comics working today.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

Hey Mom Yougotthis He Sgotthis

Hey Mom   Yougotthis  He   Sgotthis

120 Daily Inspirational Quips Judy Jane. HEYMOM, NOlyths #HESGOTTHIS 120 DAILY INSPIRATIONAL QUIPS AUTHORED BY: JUDY JANE Endorsement I've just spent a wonderful time “walking the streets”. Front Cover.

Author: Judy Jane

Publisher: WestBow Press

ISBN: 9781512785470

Category: Religion

Page: 262

View: 202

The authors book began thirty-eight years ago before blogging was even known as a form of communication. As her role changed from newspaper columnist to a full-time stay-at-home mom, she continued journaling her parenting experiences well into her childrens young adult lives. Starting out on a mechanical Corona typewriter and moving into the computer age, the author writes with humor and refreshing candor about the joys and challenges of parenting four children and how she and they survived! Her writings reflect how she sees God at work in her life through his Word and through real-life situations that bring her to a place of daily dependence on God, the great I Am.
Categories: Religion

A Letter for Every Mother

A Letter for Every Mother

MOM: THEY. ALL. MEAN. THE. SAME. We are mamas or mommies or moms, but no matter what our children call us: We are their mothers forever and ever. ... I imagine her saying “Hey” but the “mama” will be long gone and replaced with “mom.

Author: Kara Lawler

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781478922445

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 272

View: 348

"HuffPost Parents bloggers, Kara Lawler and Regan Long, have written a beautiful, inspiring collection of essays that speak to mothers at all stages of their journey."--Arianna Huffington, founder and editor-in-chief of the Huffington Post "While one of the most extraordinary experiences, motherhood can be one of the most isolating experiences a woman will ever face. All that most of us want to hear is that we are not alone on this crazy ride - and that is just what A Letter for Every Mother will accomplish. Compiling a collection of stories that every single person in this market will relate to, with a message that each of them craves, is a genius move. I believe this book will sell itself and I can't wait to see it published." --Tori Grenz, Editor of Mamalode "Kara and Regan have managed to capture the entire essence of being a mother - the highs, the lows and everything in between - in this beautiful collection of essays. You will find yourself comforted by the commonalities we all face, and reminded that, even though it doesn't always feel like it, we're all on the same side. Motherhood, like the words on these pages, unites us."--Jill Smokler of Scary Mommy, New York Times bestselling author Kara Lawler and Regan Long invite readers to join their tribe of mothers and be encouraged, uplifted and inspired on their parenting journey. A LETTER FOR EVERY MOTHER is the perfect gift for every mother. In ALETTER FOR EVERY MOTHER, authors Kara Lawler and Regan Long have written a heartwarming compilation of letters addressed to mothers from all walks of life, meant to celebrate, inspire and commiserate with all stages of the parenting journey. This book will encourage, inspire and uplift mothers from all walks of life. Kara and Regan invite readers to join their tribe of mothers, to learn from one another and band together to face one of the hardest jobs in the world: becoming and being someone's mother. Their mission is to inspire and to create a community through this book to remind mothers that we're all in this together-an especially welcome message in the current atmosphere of competition and anxiety of parenting. A LETTER FOR EVERY MOTHER is warm, inviting, inclusive-and the tone is inspirational or irreverent, depending on the letter or subject you happen to turn to. After all, motherhood is an oxymoronic experience; it is both exhilarating and exhausting, uplifting and demeaning, wonderful but terrible, too.
Categories: Family & Relationships

Mommy s Landlord

Mommy s Landlord

let very shag myself homey that's into been and my comfortable. there mom's for years, apartment. The and carpet our It's is old a the nice kitchen same place, brown greets and me. “Hey Mom!” I call out. “I'm here.

Author: S.E. Law

Publisher: S.E. Law Romance

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page:

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Xavier Carlton is my mom’s gorgeous landlord. He’s growly, handsome, and sooo delicious. But he’s going to kick my mom out of her apartment unless I call him Daddy. My mom has never been great at paying bills. She’s not poor, she’s just forgetful sometimes. So when she tells me that Mr. Carlton wants her out, I get angry. Who does this man think he is? Sure, Xavier Carlton has more money than God, but that doesn’t give him the right to act like a tyrant. So I storm into his office… His blue eyes seize mine … … and suddenly, I realize I’m in over my head. Because when he rises from behind his desk, I see that Mr. Carlton has an enormous present for me! But then, the powerful CEO takes me by surprise because he says I can do something special to qualify for a one-time rent break. But am I willing to take the chance when it involves calling the handsome man DADDY? This story is a forbidden, sweet and steamy tale filled with an OVER THE TOP alpha male and a sassy, feisty girl with a strong will. Katie likes lollipops and Xavier Carlton enjoys teaching her the benefits of eating candy. Warning: light DD/lg age play ahead. No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers.
Categories: Fiction

Indecent

Indecent

Hey, Mom. What are you doing home?” Her mom stood in the doorway to the kitchen, wearing an expression all too familiar to Jules from her wild-ass teen years. “I thought maybe you'd want to talk.” More like Mom wanted to talk.

Author: Stephanie Julian

Publisher: Moonlit Night Publishing

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page:

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Experience the ultimate fantasy in the first three books of the Indecent series. AN INDECENT PROPOSITION One night. That's all Erik and Keegan want with Julianne. And they've come up with the perfect plan: Offer Julianne a half-million dollars. Julianne is in debt up to her eyeballs due to her mother's illness. Five-hundred-thousand dollars would pay off her bills and give her a start on a new life. All she needs to do is have sex with a man she's never met. An explosion left Erik with scars, physical and psychological. Work is his only refuge. Until he sees Julianne through a surveillance camera. And he discovers a desire he thought had been burned out of him. Keegan has watched his best friend retreat from the world for too long. If his desire for Julianne brings him back to life, Keegan will bring her to him, whatever it takes. AN INDECENT AFFAIR Kat refuses to give in to her mother's demand to marry a man she can't stand. After years of trusting no one with her heart or her body, she wants to be swept off her feet, to experience complete surrender, if only for one night. Tristan has lusted after Kat for years. She's the woman he wants to put between him and his best friend, Adam, and he's finally making his move. He'll steal her away from his brother, who doesn't deserve her. Then he and Adam will give her exactly what she needs. Now ready to take control of her life, Kat moves to Philadelphia to open her own law practice and to risk giving her heart to the two men who opened her eyes to desire. Tristan and Adam are determined to keep Kat close and win her heart. But work dangers and family obligations conspire to tear them apart before their fragile relationship has a chance to grow into something stronger. AN INDECENT ARRANGEMENT Max and Jesse grew up on the streets of Philadelphia, working for the city's most successful crime boss before attempting to go straight. They're inseparable, their friendship honed by danger. They share everything, including a burning desire for the same woman. But an affair now, while they're still untangling themselves from their past, could be dangerous, not only to their friendship but to their lives. And to hers. mary Alice has always walked the straight and narrow, but her secret craving for Max and Jesse is fast becoming an obsession. They don't fit into her safe little world of family, friends and work. That doesn't stop her from wanting these intensely sexual men who fascinate her. So when fate hands her an opening, Mary Alice proposes an indecent arrangement guaranteed to rock their worlds.
Categories: Fiction

The Capital Affair

The Capital Affair

“Hey what a co incidence, it‟s my house number.” – “Hello, hellooooo” “Hello beta...” “Mom, hey Mom how are you doing? Why are you calling this time? Is everything fine?” “Yes beta, tell me, how are you?” Mom asked. “I am fine mummy, ...

Author: Anuj Mehra

Publisher: Idea Publishing

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 146

View: 783

This story is not a story of the author, but the story of people living around him. This story is related to Old Delhi. The author has composed this story based on the real circumstances of life. In this book, author described that due to political issues in the Capital of the Country, the people who suffered and tortured, how they were confronted with it. Through this story, the readers can relate themselves with their student life and the problems of today's young generation. This story also gives the message to youth on how to face life situations and problems and to overcome them if they have will to fight against it.
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On the Rez and Other Stories

On the Rez and Other Stories

She could say, “Hey, Mom, there's this thing.” Or maybe, “Some kid at school has some trouble.” Or maybe she could tell her mom to be quiet, just listen and not say anything. But what if her mother wouldn't listen? Ginny heard her mom ...

Author: Barbara Wyatt Olson

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 9781504926393

Category: Fiction

Page: 252

View: 138

Fifteen stories of quiet longing and desire, of second chances, and no chance at all. In On the Rez, when youre broken down and abandoned in Indian territory, on the dusty back roads of Kansas, there are certain to be monsters and fiends. In Ask for Anything, a family escaped into the Blue Ridge Mountains learns you do not always get what you think you want. In Florida Blues, a former lover on a prison visit must face regret, heartache, and frustration. While in California Quarter, a lady friend has not agreed to starving on the trip home.
Categories: Fiction

The Second Chance

The Second Chance

Of course, he was done texting before her mom even answered the phone. He started pulling out of the parking lot when her mom picked up the phone. “Hello?” her mom answered. “Hey, Mom. I just wanted to let you know that Noah is going to ...

Author: Morgan Utley

Publisher: Next Chapter

ISBN: PKEY:6610000349081

Category: Fiction

Page: 242

View: 150

It's less than a year after the accident when Peyton meets the therapist's nephew, Noah. Peyton has already endured more than anyone should. A widow at twenty-four, she's constantly fighting an inner battle with her emotions, convinced that she's never going to be loved - and that she herself would never feel it again. After one of her dreadful therapy appointments, Peyton is introduced to a man that changes everything. Out-of-bounds gorgeous and with a beautiful smile, he looks at her with a twinkle in his eye that makes her heart skip beats. Despite Peyton's desire to learn more about Noah, she can't help feeling as if she's betraying her one true love. Will she allow herself to love again?
Categories: Fiction

The Girl with the Chicken House Pony

The Girl with the Chicken House Pony

Hey,” Mom yelled. “What do you think you're doing?” She reached down and rubbed the side of her calf again. The boys crouched low behind some fallen branches, thinking they were out of sight. But we could see them.

Author: Doris Anderson

Publisher: Archway Publishing

ISBN: 9781480822825

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 152

View: 746

Twelve-year-old Annie Thompson used to be friendly and cheerful. She loved her home in Southern California, and she loved school. Now Annie has a secret--one that makes her feel shamed and all alone. When she was nine, an older boy named Lonny molested her more than once, threatening to kill her and her parents if she told. Now in seventh grade, Annie is withdrawn, suspicious, and depressed. Her parents don’t understand where the girl they once knew has gone, and she can’t tell them. It was her fault, she tells herself. Kids at school sense she’s in pain, and they bully her. And then, Precious, a six-year-old brown-and-white Welsh pony with a white star on her forehead, appears in Annie’s life. The pony, too, despite the neglect it has received, is a survivor. Together, Annie and Precious embark on a journey that takes them both to a better place.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Robin Brooks

Robin Brooks

Peeks out the window, sees his mom's car parked in the driveway where normally his dad's car would be parked. Robin was reminded quickly of the painful void. “Hey mom, you up?” Robin walks into the kitchen but doesn't see his mother in ...

Author: Derrick Wallen Jr

Publisher: Derrick Wallen Jr

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 362

View: 875

Robin Brooks’s life was normal until he began suffering from a strange condition causing him to arise to the calling of the rumored ancestral gods. His enemies learn of his calling and knows the threat he poses and will stop at nothing until his soul is claimed for their version of justice. Will time aid the young Robin escape his enemies wrath? Join me on this thrilling time adventure as this debut novel spins a fresh take on fantasy and science fiction.
Categories: Fiction