Gut Busters and Belly Laughs

Gut Busters and Belly Laughs

GUT BUSTERS AND BELLY LAUGHS JOKES FOR SENIORS, BOOMERS, AND
ANYONE ELSE WHO THINKS THIRTY-SOMETHINGS ARE JUST KIDS STEVEN
D. PRICE Skyhorse Publishing Copyright © 2014 by Steven D. Price All rights ...

Author: Steven D. Price

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781629142951

Category: Humor

Page: 192

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Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”
Categories: Humor

Thesaurus of American Slang

Thesaurus of American Slang

Author: Robert L. Chapman

Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers

ISBN: STANFORD:36105026092077

Category: Americanism

Page: 489

View: 886

Presents America's contemporary and historic slang words and phrases, with brief definitions and usage examples.
Categories: Americanism

The Dumbest Things Ever Said

The Dumbest Things Ever Said

... More Than Sympathy) The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes Endangered
Phrases Excuses for All Occasions The Little Black Book of Writers' Wisdom Gut-
Busters and Belly Laughs How to Survive Retirement Classic Western Stories
The Most ...

Author: Steven Price

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

ISBN: 9781493029433

Category: Reference

Page: 352

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A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.
Categories: Reference

The Funniest Things Ever Said New and Expanded

The Funniest Things Ever Said  New and Expanded

... Said About California The Quotable Billionaire What to Do When a Loved One
Dies The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes Endangered Phrases Excuses for All
Occasions The Little Black Book of Writers' Wisdom Gut-Busters and Belly
Laughs ...

Author: Steven Price

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

ISBN: 9781493041206

Category: Reference

Page: 344

View: 658

Here are1,237 laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,237 funniest things ever said: “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”—Rita Rudner “I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.”—Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe “I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”—Malcolm Forbes “The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’”—Bill Maher
Categories: Reference

The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said

The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said

... Than Sympathy) The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes Endangered Phrases
Excuses for All Occasions The Little Black Book of Writers' Wisdom Gut-Busters
and Belly Laughs How to Survive Retirement Introduction xi I On Living a Good
Life .

Author: Steven Price

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

ISBN: 9781493026234

Category: Reference

Page: 352

View: 508

A compendium of indispensable and inspiring quotes for people during any season of their lives…. The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From business figures, coaches and other sports figures, religious and spiritual leaders, educators, political leaders, and anyone who has ever inspired people, it is quite simply the best collection of quotes to inspire readers to new heights of endeavor, or start someone off on the right foot, whether it’s along the road less traveled or the more traditional path.
Categories: Reference

The Most Low Down Lousiest Loathsome Things Ever Said

The Most Low Down  Lousiest  Loathsome Things Ever Said

... Than Sympathy) The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes Endangered Phrases
Excuses for All Occasions The Little Black Book of Writers' Wisdom Gut Busters
and Belly Laughs How to Survive Retirement The Most Inspiring Things Ever
Said.

Author: Steven Price

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

ISBN: 9781493029457

Category: Reference

Page: 352

View: 892

A nasty insult (is there any other kind?) can be offensive and infuriating, but we’ve all had those moments when we’ve employed one or just wished we had come up with the perfect nasty thing to say. Even better, having the perfect comeback to one of these rude remarks brings us all the personal satisfaction in the world. The Nastiest Things Ever Said gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, and everywhere else people say nasty things to each other.
Categories: Reference

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries.

Author: Steven D. Price

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781629149851

Category: Humor

Page: 256

View: 376

What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Categories: Humor

Lame Jokes Rule Volume 1

Lame Jokes Rule   Volume 1

Chris Doelle has always been a fan of lame, corny jokes and has become known as quite the jokester online. His hashtag #lamejokesrule has grown into an online phenomenon prompting the release of this book.

Author: Chris Doelle

Publisher:

ISBN: 1520984049

Category:

Page: 118

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Chris Doelle has always been a fan of lame, corny jokes and has become known as quite the jokester online. His hashtag #lamejokesrule has grown into an online phenomenon prompting the release of this book. This collection of one-liners, rib ticklers and belly laughs are just a sampling of what you can get by following Chris online via his many social media profiles. Enjoy!
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American Slang

American Slang

Author: Robert L. Chapman

Publisher: Harper Paperbacks

ISBN: 0060961600

Category: Americanisms

Page: 499

View: 537

Abridged ed. of The new dictionary of American slang c1986.
Categories: Americanisms

Mademoiselle

Mademoiselle

See something funny with friends Dumb Laughs Stupid comedies generate
yukyuks and belly laughs - which is only ... With raunchy South Park creators Trey
Parker and Matt Stone costarring , BASEketball should be a huge gut - buster .

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105022111368

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Barney

Barney

... conscious, that apparently the only hurt he had suffered was to his smart-ass
attitude. The momentary misgiving passed. Rising up, Barney laughed. It was a
good, soul-warming belly- buster of a laugh, coming up from down deep in his
gut.

Author: William Johnston

Publisher:

ISBN:

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Video Movie Guide 2002

Video Movie Guide 2002

Author: Mick Martin

Publisher: Ballantine Books

ISBN: 0345420969

Category: Motion pictures

Page: 1600

View: 222

Always entertaining, witty, and packed with information, the "Video Movie Guide" has been a perennial bestseller for 17 years. Includes a special section on titles available on DVD.
Categories: Motion pictures

Video Movie Guide 1997

Video Movie Guide 1997

Billy Crystal'ssly, observanthumorelicits some good belly laughs, and, as usual,
Debra Winger brings a sassy intelligence to her ... 1989 FORGOTTEN
PRISONERS XX* The horrors of life in a Turkish prison arevividly depicted in this
gut-wrenching made-for-cable ... CAST: Buster Crabbe, June Martel, Harvey
Stephens.

Author: Mick Martin

Publisher:

ISBN: 0345406435

Category: Motion pictures

Page: 1580

View: 578

"The best . . . [and] most comprehensive." --People A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE TO HELP YOU FIND THE VIDEOS AND MOVIES YOU WANT TO SEE! Youll be watching movies like a film buff with this fact-packed video guide to more than 17,000 films. Organized by category to make your decision easier, this bestselling encyclopedia is unique in its comprehensive coverage and usability. From Five Stars to Turkey, the ratings help you preview the perfect movie for you! * * * Over 800 new films! * * * More offbeat and obscure films than any other guide, with serials, B-Westerns, horror movies, repackaged TV series, and made-for-TV movies! * * * Indexed by director and star! * * * In the full-title index all four- and five-star movies are indicated by an *, and all new entries are highlighted for easy identification. * * * Special sections on family, foreign, and documentary films! "The best all-around volume." --Newsday
Categories: Motion pictures

DVD and Video Guide 2005

DVD and Video Guide 2005

Billy Crystal's sly, observant humor elicits some good belly laughs, and, as usual,
Debra Winger brings a sassy intelligence to her ... 1989 FORGOTTEN
PRISONERS The horrors of life in a Tbrkish prison are vividly depicted in this gut-
wrenching made-for-cable drama ... CAST: Buster Crabbe, June Martel, Harvey
Stephens.

Author: Mick Martin

Publisher: Ballantine Books

ISBN: 0345449959

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 1620

View: 451

Now in its twentieth edition, a concise guide to the video and DVD market provides in the most recent year's edition more than 400 new entries, a star-based rating system, cast and director indexes, an Academy Award winner list, and more than 18,000 reviews. Simultaneous. 45,000 first printing.
Categories: Performing Arts

Milwaukee Magazine

Milwaukee Magazine

15 Best Medicine Heard the one about laughing your way to feeling better ? It's
no joke . Senior Medical Sales Representative ... 23 Gut Busters Belly fat doesn't
just increase your waist size . It increases your health risks , too . Advertising ...

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ISBN: WISC:89102344868

Category: Milwaukee (Wis.)

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Categories: Milwaukee (Wis.)

The Video Movie Guide 2000

The Video Movie Guide 2000

Author: Mick Martin

Publisher: Ballantine Books

ISBN: 0345420985

Category: Motion pictures

Page: 1600

View: 772

The latest edition of the perennial bestseller reviews more than 18,000 films and TV shows on video, including hundreds of the latest releases. The guide also reviews television series and shows how to order the shows on video. Includes an Index of directors and cast, as well as a list of Academy Award winners of the past eight decades.
Categories: Motion pictures

DVD and Video Guide 2004

DVD and Video Guide 2004

1989 Turkish prison are vividly depicted in this gut - wrenching FOREVER
TOGETHER * * * * A young boy who finds ma oy who finds ... CAST : Buster
Crabbe , June Martel , Harcomedy than romance focusing on what happens after
the vey Stephens . ... observant humor elicits some good belly laughs , and ,
producing enough synthetic fuel to take care of the curas usual , Debra Winger
brings a sassy ...

Author: Mick Martin

Publisher: Arrow

ISBN: 0345449940

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 1632

View: 504

An updated annual includes four hundred new entries and provides a five-star rating system, cast and director indexes, lists of Academy Award winners, and reviews for more than eighteen thousand videos and DVDs. Original.
Categories: Performing Arts

Hambone

Hambone

... big gut - busters ; western civilization is over . I did not choose to be a
barbarian , but I have some talent for it . The laughing biped ' s organism consists
of a coil of light , like coiled rope , and the end of the rope is somewhere about
the belly ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCSC:32106012000151

Category: African American periodicals

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Categories: African American periodicals

The Great Dimestore Centennial

The Great Dimestore Centennial

... big gut - busters ; western civilization is over . I did not chose to be a barbarian ,
but I have some talent for it . The laughing biped ' s organism consists of a coil of
light , like coiled rope , and the end of the rope is somewhere about the belly ...

Author: Don Byrd

Publisher: Station Hill Press

ISBN: UCAL:B4394134

Category: Poetry

Page: 169

View: 401

Categories: Poetry

Fishing Scraps

Fishing Scraps

We even went so far as to tell them all about our pet trout , laughing in our sleeve
the while to think what a pretty dance he would lead them if they once ... to the
middle of tbis lido & yard of strong salmon gut , and to that again , three powerful
books tied back to back as in pike - fishing , with live bait . ... fair " give and take "
with the crossline , right under bis belly fias ; and then - horresco referens ! ... It
was also gred b & b " pot - busters " would greatly ratace ebeir numbers by
crusting .

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ISBN: HARVARD:HWGC6I

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