Fuck Now There Are Two of You

Fuck  Now There Are Two of You

The third installment in Mansbach's internationally bestselling Go the F*ck to Sleep series addresses, with radical honesty, the family implosion that occurs when a second child arrives.

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher:

ISBN: 1617757608

Category: Humor

Page: 32

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The third installment in Adam Mansbach's international best-selling Go the Fuck to Sleep series addresses, with radical honesty, the family implosion that occurs when a second child arrives.
Categories: Humor

The Complete Concordance to Shakespere being a verbal index to all the passages in the dramatic works of the poet

The Complete Concordance to Shakespere  being a verbal index to all the passages in the dramatic works of the poet

1 the other two concludes it ; ( , u V. 1 the fury of two desperate men iii . ... Lear , i . 2 she is two months on her way V. 2 for ' will be two long day . journey .. iv . 3 TWINKLING - a ... 2 fuck , two gallons , 5s , 8d . ii .

Author: Mary Victoria Cowden CLARKE

Publisher:

ISBN: BL:A0018019810

Category:

Page: 882

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3 Boys 2 Dogs 1 Ex Husband and Absolutely No Idea

3 Boys  2 Dogs  1  Ex  Husband and Absolutely No Idea

It wasn't so much that I wouldn't have enough love to go around, it was more would I loved one more than the other? ... I didn't read them a story each at bedtime and now they won't be able to learn to read until they're twelve. It's ...

Author: Elisabeth Mary

Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers

ISBN: 9781398423435

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 105

View: 291

‘I never thought, when I met my husband at 18, got married at 25, had my third baby at 30 or even two years ago when I started writing this book, that I would find myself in the position I am now... a single mum to three boys, two dogs with a now ex-husband. This is a brutally honest account of life since I weed on that stick. Pregnancy, haemorrhoids, cabbage leaves, mum mates, tantrums, holidays, hormones, sex, dogs and divorce. This is definitely not a guide to parenting but it may make you feel a little less alone on the journey.’
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

LUCA 3

LUCA 3

"Fine, go get it," I conceded, so she turned, happy as a fucking clam marching out the door. ... What the fuck was this. ... "It's beautiful. Now go to bed." in Her eyes flashed from me to Crystal to the bed. "Can I sleep your bed, ...

Author: Summer Leigh

Publisher: Summer Leigh

ISBN: 9798985624847

Category: Fiction

Page: 250

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LUCA Book 3 *New Covers* The King has a Queen. Luca is a married man; Crystal is a Romano, and the storm they once were is now a hurricane of love and passion. Luca has found a love he never knew he was capable of feeling, and he'll stop at nothing to protect her or the famiglia under his watch. Luca and Crystal's future is a wild ride. New threats emerge that require Luca to handle them personally; Sofia and Giorgia have an eventful baby shower; Luca and Crystal celebrate their birthdays. But nothing will prepare Luca for what's next to come--Crystal's pregnant. Luca is once again his own worst enemy, scared of the love that's so new to him and the title he never thought he'd have: Papà. His heart that beat for only one, will now beat for two more, Antonio and Eleamina. This book is a compilation of various moments in time between not only Luca and Crystal, but the entire Romano family. From threats to blessings, smiles to laughs to screams, lust to fights, and everything in between. Follow Luca and Crystal through time as they navigate married life and start a family of their own. LUCA is part of the Romanoverse series by Summer Leigh.
Categories: Fiction

Sleep Talking

Sleep Talking

2 “Oh, Boy.” Not awakened or not available. – 5. 2 “I feel like I'm going to–sleeping.” Not awakened or not available. ... I'm here now. I'm in the middle position now. There you go. OK?” (Cleared throat.) (Screams) “Help! Hey! Help!

Author: A. M. Arkin

Publisher: Psychology Press

ISBN: 9781317770206

Category: Psychology

Page: 442

View: 338

First published in 1982. Routledge is an imprint of Taylor & Francis, an informa company.
Categories: Psychology

Diaries of an English Rogue Abroad

Diaries of an English Rogue Abroad

I was really fucked as I've had fuck all sleep for the last 5 weeks, so I had a little sleep in Amy's bed before meeting ... 2 p.m. and she was pissed off with me as we were supposed to hitch out of Cairns today, but now it's too late.

Author: Kevin Courtney

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781479746262

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 468

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This book is about my brother Kevin Courtney who died tragically aged 30 in 1998 during his time in Hong Kong. Kevin was a born traveller and upon his many travels he always kept a diary along with hundreds of photos and postcards sent home to his parents. Kevin, a huge risk taker and a go getter, always liked to travel to places off the beaten track and go explore places in which some people could only dream about. Were you a back packer in the nineties? Maybe you met him. This book includes his diaries of his first world trip from India to Asia, Australia (where he had a warrant out for his arrest and was also arrested on another matter), New Zealand and Northern America travelling for 450 days inclusive, his travels to Africa (which led to imprisonment/jailed). Central and Southern America and then the most dangerous of all, the trek through the Darien Gap Jungle. These diaries reflect his far from boring personality with his witty and very amusing tales. It shows his great sense for adventure, the risks he was willing to take, the dangerous gambles, the awkward situations he faced, he was just so fearless. This book will make you smile and shock you at the same time. This is his story of his travels in his own words.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

TANK A Titan Kings MC Novel THREE

TANK  A Titan Kings MC Novel THREE

I called Jenny, maybe I could fuck the anger out of me. ... Ink had already warned me to cool it and go and sleep it off upstairs, but I ignored him. ... I have tried to be understanding but you've taken it too far now. Get the fuck ...

Author: R L Dickinson

Publisher: Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 109

View: 383

Kirsty had a troubled past.Now she's in trouble again.Last time she had her sister, but her sister can't help her again.Who will she ask to help her escape from her tormentor?Tank has had a rough couple of months.He was shot, his sister had been brutally beaten and now he's been dumped by the he has been casually seeing for the past 6 months.Will anyone be caught in the fallout of the crossfire?Two worlds collide when Tank is forced to babysit Kirsty. Can they turn the hate into something more?Or will the rose wither and die?
Categories: Fiction

Two Years on the English Gulag

Two Years on the English Gulag

said anything all day, but when we were serving dinner – me, Tony and Jimmy – those two lost their self-control and, ... Material for the How to Fuck it up Cookbook – today's effort: “How to fuck up chicken noodle soup”: Add beef stock ...

Author: Geraldine Murfin-Shaw

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780244750176

Category: Cooking

Page: 256

View: 703

It's 1979 and Val is ready for a new challenge. Answering an ad in The Caterer, she gets the job of Head Chef at Brownsea Castle in Poole Harbour. Once there she has to cope with a staff of six unruly lads, all but one pushing six foot. She bonds over a curry with her boss, a blustering, red-faced ex-colonial who thinks he runs the Castle while his level-headed wife strives to keep his feet on the ground and his nose to the grindstone. Read about Tony, the gangling teenager from Liverpool who makes blue cakes for tea, Briggs the recalcitrant Scotsman with his catchphrase 'If it's burrnt they cannae say it's not kewked' and the delectable Jimmy who poses in his football shorts outside her room on hot afternoons. Coming back for the return match in 1980 Val's heart is gladdened by the arrival of a team of divers. She finds a passionate lover in the boat's engineer, whom she dubs the Red-Bearded Dwarf. A laugh, a delight from start to finish, you will enjoy the escapism of this island where anything goes.
Categories: Cooking

Without You

Without You

Now.” “There's a flight that leaves at 3.” “Perfect,” Ava said. She hung up. “Where are you going,” Cat asked. ... “Fuck.” He called her phone and it went straight to voicemail. He called the house and there was no answer.

Author: Sue Langford

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 1469788322

Category: Fiction

Page: 488

View: 926

Who knew a chance meeting would end up like this? Ava Ross was a no-nonsense kind of girl. After years of trying, she still hadnt met the right one. Instead of embarking on another bad blind date, she escaped on vacation with her friend Rose Shaw. The two were a force to be reckoned with. They flirted and laughed their way through a week in the sun. Two tickets to see the Aces changed everything. She came face to face with the one man shed always dreamed about dating. It was too bad he was married....or was he? There was no way that this could really be happening to her. Or could it? Joe Morgan was the ultimate superstar. Hed been a part of the Aces for years. Hed played cities all over North America and seen tons of women, but one always stood out in his memory. He never did see her again, that is until she walked in the door with his friend. He knew she had read about him. Shed heard rumors, gossip and lots more. The question is would she date him knowing everything shed learned? The one girl hed dreamed about for years was within his grasp, but would he lose her to the gaggle of ex-girlfriends in his past?
Categories: Fiction

The Kid

The Kid

“Why should I?” “Well, it's customary when two people talk for them to look at each other. ... “No I'm not.” “Abdul, don't be ridiculous, you're talking to me right now.” “You know what I mean,” I say. ... I want to go to sleep.

Author: Sapphire

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101529218

Category: Fiction

Page: 400

View: 649

Fifteen years after the publication of Push, one year after the Academy Award-winning film adaptation, Sapphire gives voice to Precious's son, Abdul. In The Kid bestselling author Sapphire tells the electrifying story of Abdul Jones, the son of Push's unforgettable heroine, Precious. A story of body and spirit, rooted in the hungers of flesh and of the soul, The Kid brings us deep into the interior life of Abdul Jones. We meet him at age nine, on the day of his mother's funeral. Left alone to navigate a world in which love and hate sometimes hideously masquerade, forced to confront unspeakable violence, his history, and the dark corners of his own heart, Abdul claws his way toward adulthood and toward an identity he can stand behind. In a generational story that moves with the speed of thought from a Mississippi dirt farm to Harlem in its heyday; from a troubled Catholic orphanage to downtown artist's lofts, The Kid tells of a twenty- first-century young man's fight to find a way toward the future. A testament to the ferocity of the human spirit and the deep nourishing power of love and of art, The Kid chronicles a young man about to take flight. In the intimate, terrifying, and deeply alive story of Abdul's journey, we are witness to an artist's birth by fire.
Categories: Fiction