Drive East Until You Hit an Ocean

Drive East Until You Hit an Ocean

Have you ever had a duck pointed at you?Do the living have to initiate necrophillia?Would you rather be a dreamer or a liver?How would you like to die?Asexual reproduction?How can you tell if a psychic is real?Did you know that if you ask ...

Author: J. Walter Swartz

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 1503121518

Category: Humor

Page: 224

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Have you ever had a duck pointed at you? Do the living have to initiate necrophillia? Would you rather be a dreamer or a liver? How would you like to die? Asexual reproduction? How can you tell if a psychic is real? Did you know that if you ask for an application when being kicked out of a business they are required to give it to you? How can you win Roulette? What can be determined by a person's tone of voice? All these questions and more get addressed in some way in this book. A Miscellany/Anthology of random essays, sketches, poems and ruminations written primarily to amuse. Also Introduces Evil Corporate Labs.
Categories: Humor

The Actor s Script

The Actor s Script

Feminine ( Circular ) Framework If you were traveling by car from one coast to the
other , you could do it two ways . The first : Get on Interstate 80 , drive east or west
until you hit an ocean — when you do , you ' re there . This should take about ...

Author: Charles S. Waxberg

Publisher: Drama

ISBN: UVA:X004146236

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 180

View: 237

The Actor's Script offers a clear, concise, and easily assimilated technique for beginning scriptwork specifically tailored to actor's requirements and sensibilities.
Categories: Performing Arts

Los Angeles

Los Angeles

Author: Christine Cipriani

Publisher: Fodor's

ISBN: 0679000410

Category: Los Angeles (Calif.)

Page: 376

View: 841

Fodor's Cityguide LA 1ed.Written by local experts and critics, Fodor's "CITYGUIDE is the ultimate resident's guide to the city. For newcomers and suburbanites, it's a shortcut to knowing the city like a native. And, for urban know-it-alls, it's the perfect desktop reference and may even point out a few secrets you haven't uncovered yet! Everyone will appreciate the comprehensive coverage, dead-on reviews, and the atlas of full-color maps. Hundreds of restaurants L.A. dining guru Bill Stern gives you the lowdown on landmarks, trendsetters, and cozy neighborhood finds in all price categories. Shops galore Let L.A. shopping dynamo Jennifer Brewer show you the best and the latest all over town. We've got it covered. Before and after dark "L.A. Weeklycontributor Lina Lecaro takes you to the hottest bars, the hippest rock haunts, and the smartest of the arts. Places and pleasures From favorite sights to offbeat attractions, from hidden history to spectacular views, Fodor's "CITYGUIDE LOS ANGELES is loaded with bright ideas. Sports and Outdoors Our fresh-air enthusiast goes from baseball to bike rentals, hiking to yoga. Color maps of every neighborhood They're spectacular and easy to read -- and every shop, restaurant, and sight is keyed to the maps.
Categories: Los Angeles (Calif.)

San Diego Magazine

San Diego Magazine

Regardless of whether you take this detour, follow the boardwalk north all the
way to Verona Court, a distance of slightly more than 2 miles. On your left is the
beach and the ocean; on your right, more rentals and expensive homes and
condos. Midway through ... Continue walking south until you hit Adams Avenue;
turn left and walk east until Adams dead-ends at East Talmadge Drive. There,
you'll find ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105013839001

Category: San Diego (Calif.)

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Categories: San Diego (Calif.)

100 Things To Do In Miami Before You Die

100 Things To Do In Miami Before You Die

Ocean Drive represents a hundred years of decadence and the lavish mayhem
that is pop culture in Miami Beach. Known as the pulseand theepicenter ... Take
the MacArthur Causeway east until you hit the sand. Nestled in Coral Gables, the
 ...

Author: Roxanne Vargas

Publisher: Reedy Press LLC

ISBN: 9781935806790

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 160

View: 814

Get ready to take in the rich flavor and diversity of Miami, one of the most vibrant cities in the country and a place with something for everyone! Whether you’re planning to explore our shores, indulge in our international cuisine, or check out the swampy river that is the Everglades, 100 Things to Do in Miami Before You Die gives you the inside track to the best spots, from popular to obscure, in the metro area. Discover festivals that garner international attention, ideal places to sip and socialize, historic sites, and international shopping destinations—not to mention places where you can throw down a game of dominos while sipping a café. Written by two Miamians for locals and visitors alike, this guide will help you make the most of a family vacation, romantic getaway, or escapade with friends. So strap on your salsa shoes and experience the magic that Miami has to offer!
Categories: Business & Economics

Los Angeles Disneyland For Dummies

Los Angeles   Disneyland For Dummies

If you ' re coming from the southeast ( Texas and Arizona ) , you can get into Los
Angeles via Interstate 10 . ... The Westside begins at the Pacific Ocean and
heads east until Doheny Drive , north to the mountains ( once you hit the top , you
 ...

Author: Mary Herczog

Publisher: For Dummies

ISBN: 0764569422

Category: Travel

Page: 384

View: 299

Relax and enjoy your trip to Los Angeles with Los Angeles and Disneyland for Dummies. From Venice Beach to Disneyland to Beverly Hills, L.A. is packed with an incredible variety of places to go and things to do. This user-friendly trip planner will help you make the most of your time and money in La-La Land. Includes: What you shouldn't miss-and what you can skip The best beaches to soak up the sun The best restaurants and hotels for every budget Where the locals meet to eat Smart hotels for every budget Where to rub elbows with the stars Dozens of detailed maps
Categories: Travel

Scuba Diving

Scuba Diving

Driving Directions > La Jolla Cove : From the south , take 1-5 north to the La Jolla
Parkway exit 26A and go west on the ... the Ocean Express dive shop and to the
designated launch area for kayaks and boats . Before you reach the end of the
street , turn right onto Camino del Oro and then take your first left , which is the
end of Vallecitos . ... If you reach 60 feet , make your way east until you hit the
slope .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCSD:31822009652900

Category: Scuba diving

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Categories: Scuba diving

Motor World for Jobbers Dealers and Garagemen

Motor World for Jobbers  Dealers and Garagemen

When you reach Rockville you are then on the Ocean to Ocean trail , with
markings of white and red at each turn , so you ... bad places and take you past
ranches , then about 20 miles of prairie drive before you hit the hills again east of
Sedan ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: NYPL:33433062765643

Category: Automobile dealers

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Categories: Automobile dealers

Guide to College Visits

Guide to College Visits

When you reach the end of the ramp , make a left and drive East for roughly two
miles . At the intersection of Palm and Babcock Street , take a left onto Babcock .
Drive for another two miles until you hit University Boulevard . You will make a left
 ...

Author: Princeton Review

Publisher: Princeton Review

ISBN: 0375766006

Category: Study Aids

Page: 435

View: 301

A practical handbook covers everything needed to plan a successful visit to campuses across the country, with information on nearby accommodations for every budget, the best and worst times to visit, itineraries, and campus tours.
Categories: Study Aids

Archer in Hollywood

Archer in Hollywood

you . ” I piled it on . “ Last time they had no special grudge against you . All they
wanted was your territory . This time they ' ll cut you to pieces , and you know it . I
wouldn ' t insure ... I have a contact in the east , he ' s flying out tomorrow . ” The
effort ... It ' s up to you . Climb into your car and drive as fast as you can as far as
you can . Or walk due west until you hit the ocean and keep on walking . ” He
raised ...

Author: Ross Macdonald

Publisher:

ISBN: UCSC:32106012316193

Category:

Page: 528

View: 361

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The Way Some People Die

The Way Some People Die

... thousand for you . I have a contact in the east , he's flying out tomorrow . ... It's
up to you . Climb into your car and drive as fast as you can as far as you can . Or
walk due west until you hit the ocean and keep on walking . ' He raised his eyes ...

Author: Ross Macdonald

Publisher:

ISBN: UVA:X000824129

Category: English fiction

Page: 192

View: 559

In a rundown house in Santa Monica, Mrs. Samuel Lawrence presses fifty crumpled bills into Lew Archer's hand and asks him to find her wandering daughter, Galatea. Described as ' crazy for men'and without discrimination, she was last seen driving off with small-time gangster Joe Tarantine, a hophead hood with a rep for violence. Archer traces the hidden trail from San Francisco slum alleys to the luxury of Palm Springs, traveling through an urban wilderness of drugs and viciousness. As the bodies begin to pile up, he finds that even angel faces can mask the blackest of hearts. Filled with dope, delinquents and murder, this is classic Macdonald and one of his very best in the Lew Archer series.
Categories: English fiction

Insiders Guide to Jacksonville

Insiders  Guide to Jacksonville

Continue south for nearly 40 minutes until you hit Vilano Beach . ... Getting There
You can still get to St . Augustine from Jacksonville by water , although we
suggest using the Intracoastal Waterway or the Atlantic Ocean ... Most people ,
however , drive the 38 miles to St . Augustine from Jacksonville , choosing one of
three main highways to get there ... Turn left at the exit , heading east , until you
hit US 1 .

Author: Marisa Carbone

Publisher:

ISBN: 0762721960

Category: Travel

Page: 320

View: 532

Florida's "First Coast"--the strip of Northeast Florida that centers on Jacksonville and extends north to the Georgia line and down to St. Augustine--is an increasingly popular destination. Golfers know it as the home of the PGA Tour, but its growing economy, fine beaches, and cultural diversions have made it increasingly attractive to people of all interests, and ages.When the Superbowl comes to town in 2005, readers want to be ready--let Insiders' show them the way!
Categories: Travel

New York Magazine

New York Magazine

Passionate. Shopper. Summer. is. Southeast. of. East. Hampton. By. Jane.
Edmunds. Even. with. air. fare,. Bermuda ... Even with dinner, it's cheaper than
getting to Bermuda. Unless you fly. The fat cats fly out in 45 minutes on MacAir's
little ... show SWANSHORE (all Bermuda houses have names) on Harbour Road,
Warwick, with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, maid's ... Or the same number of rooms in
WINDBLOWN in Tuckers Town with a covered verandah overlooking the ocean
for $1,200.

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ISBN:

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Page: 64

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New York magazine was born in 1968 after a run as an insert of the New York Herald Tribune and quickly made a place for itself as the trusted resource for readers across the country. With award-winning writing and photography covering everything from politics and food to theater and fashion, the magazine's consistent mission has been to reflect back to its audience the energy and excitement of the city itself, while celebrating New York as both a place and an idea.
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Down Time

Down Time

Drive east five miles until you find a little dock . Then load up , jump in with all
your ... When you get to ninety feet , leave the incline and swim straight out into
the open ocean . You think you ' re swimming straight , but actually you ' ll be
dropping , and you ' ll hit the wreck about 140 feet down . It ' s huge . You can ' t
miss it .

Author: Ed Kittrell

Publisher:

ISBN: UCSD:31822029803954

Category: American literature

Page: 263

View: 670

More than 35 passages from novelists, journalists, poets, playwrights, essayists, and scientists detail an intertwined passion for diving and the written word in this collection. From Robert Stone's portrayal of a diver who faces the terrorizing prospect of his air running out to Clare Booth Luce's search for the treasures of the underwater realm, every passage reveals a perspective of the world that only divers have known. Humor columnist Dave Barry battles a lobster and explains why staying on the ocean's surface is like "going to the circus and staring at the outside of a tent". From Rangiroa to the Red Sea, from deep within caves to the eerie light under ice, from the lethal silliness of nitrogen narcosis to the elation of soaring over unfathomable depths, every selection, like every dive, is a unique experience.
Categories: American literature

Fodor s National Parks and Seashores of the East

Fodor s National Parks and Seashores of the East

If you are coming from outside the greater New York City area , consider that
MacArthur Airport in Islip on Long Island is less ... Ocean Beach , Atlantique ,
Dunewood , Fair Harbor , Saltaire , and Kismet ( Fire Island Ferries , Inc . , 99
Maple Ave . , tel . 516 / 665 – 2115 ) . During peak season ( April or May until
September or October ) , ferries run every hour or two . ... To reach the east end of
Fire Island , take the William Floyd Parkway to the Smith Point West Visitor Center
; to reach the ...

Author: Fodor's Travel Publications, Inc. Staff

Publisher: Fodor's

ISBN: 0679026320

Category: East (U.S.)

Page: 360

View: 345

Brand new, this is the first comprehensive guide to the top 24 national parks, national seashores, national forests and other reserves of the East, from Maine's Acadia to Florida's Everglades--destinations that welcomed more than 60 million people last year. Complete reviews, charts and detailed maps.
Categories: East (U.S.)

Let s Go

Let s Go

If you seek more secluded beaches , go east on Diamond Head Rd . ( a moped
will do ) until you hit Kahala Ave. For a break ... The view of Waikiki is spectacular
, and if you go on the right day , you might catch a rainbow arching over the U.S.
military base in the center of the crater . ... The Koolau Range rises out of the
ocean and the highway slices through the mountains , skirting the cliffs along the
sea .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015023665923

Category: Canada

Page:

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Vols. for 1991-1997 include Canada.
Categories: Canada

Surfer

Surfer

Morrisey lost control around a steep hairpin bend and nearly snapped his femur
when he rag dolled into a road sign . ... Soon after the issue hit the stands , we
received a blitzkrieg of e - mails that scolded us for leaving out the heavily used
free site ... Michael " Fairmont Fairbanks has started a new club for East Coast
surfers who are pitifully landlocked . ... and two private beach associations for
negligence after Bianrosa drowned surfing an unguarded Ocean County beach
in 1996.

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Publisher:

ISBN: UCSC:32106014909045

Category: Surfing

Page:

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Categories: Surfing

National Parks and Seashores of the East

National Parks and Seashores of the East

To reach the east end of the island, take the Long Island Expressway as far as
the William Floyd Parkway; then go south, ... The drive from Manhattan to the
island's western end is usually a little over an hour but could take up to two hours
if you hit traffic. ... 516/665-3600); and from Bay Shore for Ocean Bay Park,
Seaview, Ocean Beach, Atlantique, Dunewood, Fair Harbor, Saltaire, and ...
During peak season (April or May until September or October), ferries run every
hour or two.

Author: Anastasia Redmond Mills

Publisher: Fodor's

ISBN: 0679035087

Category: Travel

Page: 342

View: 528

Features tours, accommodations, hiking, and points of interest in the Eastern states
Categories: Travel