52 Things to Do While You Poo

Author: Hugh Jassburn

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW

ISBN: 1786853027

Category: Games & Activities

Page: 112

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Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again. 'Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to it.' Frank Aeces, WHAT TOILET? magazine 'From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun.' Dr Dum Ping, POO MONTHLY
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52 Things to Do While You Screw

Naughty activities to make sex even more fun

Author: Hugh Jassburn

Publisher: Summersdale

ISBN: 9781786854902

Category: Games & Activities

Page: 112

View: 9962

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Ever thought you could do with something to do while you're doing it? Ever needed a breather during a marathon session? Well, this is the book for you - a collection of naughty games, facts and quotes to amuse the broadest of minds, along with a few cheeky word searches to get you in the mood. These private-time puzzles will keep you going for hours...
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52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition

Author: Hugh Jassburn

Publisher: Summersdale

ISBN: 9781786859969

Category: Humor

Page: 112

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Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet - whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farter - with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. Give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their greatest skill, full of activities and puzzles to keep them engrossed, along with fascinating fart facts that'll blow their mind.
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52 Things to Learn on the Loo

Author: Hugh Jassburn

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW

ISBN: 1786853051

Category: Games & Activities

Page: 112

View: 1286

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Make use of those dull moments on the lav by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year. ‘A great way to get shit done’ Loo Quarterly
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Jack Shit

The Ultimate in Toilet Humour

Author: Trevor de Silva,Steve Allen

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW

ISBN: 178685323X

Category: Humor

Page: 96

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You can’t polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter! If you’re down in the dumps or feeling a bit poo then this grubby book is the one for you.
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52 Projects

Random Acts of Everyday Creativity

Author: Jeffrey Yamaguchi

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9780399532061

Category: Self-Help

Page: 176

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A collection of fifty-two weekly projects is designed to reveal how the author's personal creative and artistic journey transformed his life and provides inspiration for the reader's own artistic odyssey through such endeavors as painting, writing, drawing, carving, singing, dancing, cooking, and performing. Original.
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The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever

Author: Michael Ryan

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 0595311733

Category: Fiction

Page: 68

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"I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?" -Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name "I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2." -Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap. Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.
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Longarm #436

Longarm and the Model Prisoner

Author: Tabor Evans

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0698178017

Category: Fiction

Page: 192

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Longarm owes his life to a man in handcuffs… Mild-mannered postal thief Brian Henry is not about to give Deputy U.S. Marshal Custis Long any trouble on the ride back to Denver for trial. After being double-crossed by a tantalizing temptress who took his money, Brian is good and licked. In fact, when Longarm is pistol-whipped by highwaymen, it’s his polite prisoner who comes to his aid and makes no attempt to escape as the lawman rides off to rescue a beautiful woman kidnapped by the desperadoes. But when the gun smoke clears, will this be Longarm’s last showdown?
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A Life in Each Decade of the 20Th Century

Autobiography of Charles George Theleman

Author: Joan Theleman Sisson

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1465327088

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 312

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As the 20th century approached the 1990s, Dad mentioned that if he could live that long he would have lived in each decade of the century. He often commented on the vast changes hed seen as they developed. He marveled at the first cars he saw about 1913. He experienced the progress of plowing, from teams to steam engine to tractors. He lived thru the Great Depression and two World Wars. He reveled in the development of power tools, from hand saw to chain saws, electric drills and such. He watched the advancement of airplanes, and witnessed the beginning of the space age and computers. This is his story, recorded on audio tapes as family history. It is told in his sometimes-blunt language (R-rated), including difficulties, mistakes, joys and accomplishments.
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