Your New Baby

An Owner's Manual

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780951354216

Category:

Page: 32

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Your Man

An Owner's Manual

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: Silent But Deadly Publications

ISBN: 9780952203261

Category: English wit and humor

Page: 32

View: 2031

The latest in Martin Baxendale's series of spoof manuals, which includes the popular 'Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual' and 'Your Marriage - An Owner's Manual'. Invaluable advice on the pros and cons of owning and operating a 'male unit.
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It's a Boy!

An Owner's Manual for Your New Baby

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: Silent but Deadly Publications

ISBN: 9780953930388

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 47

View: 4156

An ideal gift for all proud new parents of a baby boy, this cartoon-strip style book will help lighten the load a little between feeds and nappy changes!
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It's a Girl!

An Owner's Manual for Your New Baby

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: Silent but Deadly Publications

ISBN: 9780953930395

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 47

View: 9599

An ideal gift for all proud new parents of a baby girl, this cartoon-strip style book will help lighten the load a little between feeds and nappy changes!
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Baby: An Owner's Manual

Operating Instructions No Baby Should Be Delivered Without

Author: Steve Tague,Julie Long

Publisher: Harmony

ISBN: 0307481840

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 96

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Congratulations on becoming a BABY owner! Your new acquisition, with proper care and maintenance, should provide you with many years of enjoyment. This manual is a complete guide to the care and operation of your new unit. Instructions for models XX-G, “Baby Girl” and XY-B, “Baby Boy” are included herein, with specific instructions for handling, filling, storing, transporting, cleaning, and troubleshooting. To keep your unit in proper working order, please follow all instructions carefully. Warning: The publishers of this manual are not responsible for any damage unit causes to owner’s home, property, or mental health. Please allow up to nine months for delivery. From the Trade Paperback edition.
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The Baby Owner's Manual

Operating Instructions, Trouble-shooting Tips, and Advice on First-year Maintenance

Author: Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht

Publisher: Quirk Books

ISBN: 9781931686235

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 226

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Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.
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Baby - Betriebsanleitung

Inbetriebnahme, Wartung und Instandhaltung

Author: Joe Borgenicht,Dr. Louis Borgenicht

Publisher: Mosaik Verlag

ISBN: 3641111056

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 248

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Glückwunsch! Bitte lesen sie diese Anleitung vor Inbetriebnahme gründlich durch. Gratulation, ein Baby! Doch leider hat man das kleine Wunder an Design und Funktionalität ohne entsprechende Gebrauchsanweisung geliefert. Wie baut man nun die Verbindung zu der Neuanschaffung auf, gestaltet die Fehlersuche bei akustischen Signalen, programmiert den Fütterungsprozess oder aktiviert den dringend nötigen Schlafmodus? Auf was muss man bei der Instandhaltung besonders achten, wie gewährleistet man die optimale Entwicklung der Applikationen und sorgt für die Sicherheit des geliebten kleinen Produkts? Glücklicherweise hilft „Baby – Betriebsanleitung“ hier weiter und gibt auf alle drängenden Fragen mit viel augenzwinkerndem Humor und mit witzigen Schaubildern umfassend Antwort.
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Das Handbuch für Startups

Author: Bob Dorf,Steve Blank,Nils Högsdal,Daniel Bartel

Publisher: O'Reilly Germany

ISBN: 3955618137

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 512

View: 5937

Ein Startup ist nicht die Miniaturausgabe eines etablierten Unternehmens, sondern eine temporäre, flexible Organisation auf der Suche nach einem nachhaltigen Geschäftsmodell: Das ist die zentrale Erkenntnis, die dem "Handbuch für Startups" zugrundeliegt. Es verbindet den Lean-Ansatz, Prinzipien des Customer Development sowie Konzepte wie Design Thinking und (Rapid) Prototyping zu einem umfassenden Vorgehensmodell, mit dem sich aus Ideen und Innovationen tragfähige Geschäftsmodelle entwickeln lassen. Lean Startup & Customer Development: Der Lean-Ansatz für Startups basiert, im Unterschied zum klassischen Vorgehen, nicht auf einem starren Businessplan, der drei Jahre lang unverändert umzusetzen ist, sondern auf einem beweglichen Modell, das immer wieder angepasst wird. Sämtliche Bestandteile der Planung – von den Produkteigenschaften über die Zielgruppen bis hin zum Vertriebsmodell – werden als Hypothesen gesehen, die zu validieren bzw. zu falsifizieren sind. Erst nachdem sie im Austausch mit den potenziellen Kunden bestätigt wurden und nachhaltige Verkäufe möglich sind, verlässt das Startup seine Suchphase und widmet sich der Umsetzung und Skalierung seines Geschäftsmodells. Der große Vorteil: Fehlannahmen werden erheblich früher erkannt – nämlich zu einem Zeitpunkt, an dem man noch die Gelegenheit hat, Änderungen vorzunehmen. Damit erhöhen sich die Erfolgsaussichten beträchtlich. Für den Praxiseinsatz: Sämtliche Schritte werden in diesem Buch detailliert beschrieben und können anhand der zahlreichen Checklisten nachvollzogen werden. Damit ist das Handbuch ein wertvoller Begleiter und ein umfassendes Nachschlagewerk für Gründerinnen & Gründer. Von deutschen Experten begleitet: Die deutsche Ausgabe des international erfolgreichen Handbuchs entstand mit fachlicher Unterstützung von Prof. Dr. Nils Högsdal und Entrepreneur Daniel Bartel, die auch ein deutsches Vorwort sowie sieben Fallstudien aus dem deutschsprachigen Raum beisteuern.
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How to Be Married

An Instruction Manual for Newlyweds

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780955050084

Category:

Page: 48

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The perfect fun gift-book for newlyweds, written and illustrated by Martin Baxendale, best-selling author of Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual (over 400,000 copies sold). This is the latest in Martin's series of whacky gift-books for all occasions and a great choice for anyone looking for a jokey wedding present or for a funny Christmas gift for recent newlyweds. Like Martin's other gift-books, How To Be Married is an hilarious spoof instruction manual; in this case, an essential guide to the art of marital rowing that will help prepare the happy couple for the many blissful years of arguing, squabbling, quarrelling, bickering and falling-out which lie ahead. The secret of a successful marriage, says author Martin Baxendale, is to choose a partner who is compatible, one who likes to have a good row about the same sort of things you do, then to keep working on those vital rowing skills and techniques that are such an important part of married life. This invaluable handbook is packed with tips and hints on how to do just that.
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The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a New Dad

Author: Joe Kelly

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1615643354

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 224

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Ask any guy who is expecting his first child and he's likely to tell you the same thing - he's absolutely thrilled to be a dad for the first time, and he's also absolutely terrified. Most new dads don't know the first thing about dealing with a new baby, and while mommy might be interested in more complex topics that range from breastfeeding to colic, most new dads just want to know how not to screw it all up. The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Being a New Dad is written to be both highly usable and practical, with a bit of enouraging wit in between. First time dads will learn the daddy essentials for caring for a newborn, from what the expect when baby first arrives, to changing those first diapers without a disaster, to the basics of feeding and burping, to getting baby to sleep (so mom and dad can sleep, too), and how to help mommy as she heals and deals with the enormous changes that she's experiencing both mentally and physically. The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Being a New Dad is the perfect guide for any new dad who needs to be armed with a little essential knowledge and a whole lot of encouragement.
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Survival Notes for New Parents

Inspiration for an Amazing Adventure

Author: Robert Stofel

Publisher: Paulist Press

ISBN: 0809145901

Category: Religion

Page: 202

View: 8614

These brief, yet insightful, notes are filled with wisdom and humor as new parents learn to deal with the joys, frustrations and responsibilities of their new vocation.
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The Baby Owner's Starter Kit

Author: Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht

Publisher: Quirk Books

ISBN: 9781594741753

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 224

View: 869

The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe packageand it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: The Baby Owner's Manual Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress Diaper Changing Instructional Poster Babysitter's Memo Pad Decorative magnet Packaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit makes parenting as easy as 1-2-3.
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The Pediatrician's New Baby Owner's Manual

Your Guide to the Care & Fine-tuning of Your New Baby

Author: Horst D. Weinberg

Publisher: Quill Driver Books

ISBN: 9781884956072

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 193

View: 7612

This manual covers everything from what to get for the nursery, to recognizing the seriously ill child, to disciplining with love, and will appeal to both new parents and those buying gifts for new parents. Written in a folksy, warm, simple-to-understand, commonsense manner, this book is chock-full of useful information.
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The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Being An Expectant Father

Author: Joe Kelly

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1440650896

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 240

View: 4899

From the home pregnancy test to handing out cigars - and beyond... Dads to be often worry more than they let on about the emotional, financial, and physical changes that come with their partners' pregnancies. Here, expectant fathers can find information related to pregnancy, childirth, and baby care, including training to be the birthing coach, how to understand what's ahead for mom; sex during pregnancy; baby-proofing the home; how to prepare for the baby's arrival; getting used to an infant's schedule, and preparing for the unexpected.
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New Baby 101 - A Midwife's Guide for New Parents

Author: Lois Wattis

Publisher: BookBaby

ISBN: 1483528812

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 87

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“New Baby 101- A Midwife’s Guide for New Parents” by Lois Wattis is the long awaited owner’s manual for those who are expecting or have recently welcomed a new baby. This comprehensive eBook covers preparation for baby’s arrival and all aspects of baby care. Five videos are included demonstrating the basic skills of breastfeeding, bathing, changing and swaddling a newborn. All advice provided by Lois who is an experienced midwife, mother and grandmother is based on reliable evidence and research, and her common-sense approach will both inform and reassure parents as they gain new skills and confidence. Well known Australian parenting guru Pinky McKay has written the Foreword to this book commending Lois’ skilful writing style of explaining medical issues in easy to understand language, providing parents with clear information about common concerns. New Baby 101 is set out as nine topics making quick reference to the eBook for guidance easy. The professionally produced videos provide clear and friendly guidance for parents who are often anxious about handling and feeding their newborn. So new parents, here is your practical guide for the first few months of your parenting journey. These early weeks are precious even though they pass in a blur of elation and sleep deprivation. This book will enable you to enjoy your babymoon – the first months of your life with your new baby. Congratulations!
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Baby Owner's Manual

Father's Edition

Author: Steve Bedwell

Publisher: Rockpool Pub

ISBN: 9781921878428

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 128

View: 387

For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life—no, not his wife, his car! This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.
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YOU: The Owner's Manual for Teens

A Guide to a Healthy Body and Happy Life

Author: Michael F. Roizen,Mehmet Oz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9780743292597

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 464

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A few years ago, we wrote YOU: The Owner’s Manual, which taught people about the inner workings of their bodies—and how to keep them running strong. But you know what? There’s a big difference between an adult’s body and your body, between adults’ health mysteries and your health mysteries, between their questions and your questions. So, teens, this book is for YOU. We’ll talk to you about the biological changes that are happening in your brain and your body. We’ll show you how to get more energy, improve your grades, protect your skin, salvage more sleep, get fit, eat well, maximize your relationships, make decisions about sex, and so much more. In fact, in these pages, we answer hundreds of your most pressing health-related questions. And you know what else? We are going to treat you like adults in one very important way: We’re not going to preach. We’re going to give you straight-up information that you can use to make smart choices about how to live the good life—and enjoy every second of it. Starting right now.
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YOU: Having a Baby

The Owner's Manual to a Happy and Healthy Pregnancy

Author: Michael F. Roizen,Mehmet Oz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1416572406

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 464

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America's favorite doctors Michael Roizen and Mehmet Oz cover pregnancy from conception to birth. Few life experiences feature emotional swings as extreme as those of pregnancy—it’s a monumental mix of both intense excitement and skip-a-beat anxiety. How do you respond to such a situation? If you’re like most, you scour websites, read books, browse blogs, and pick the brains of every friend, family member, and store clerk who’s ever had a baby. You talk about the ups and downs, the cravings and the nausea, the maternity clothes and the stretch marks. During this 280-day journey, this sometimes scattered mind-set is perfectly natural—and healthy. But often you need help cutting through the clutter. In YOU: Having a Baby, Dr. Mehmet Oz and Dr. Michael Roizen, America’s Doctors, will help ease your tension by teaching you not only about what you can do but also why you should do it. They’ll explore the biology of your body with amazing insights about a cutting-edge new field called epigenetics, which gives you the power to change the genetic destiny of your child. And they’ll give you all the ins and outs of nutrition, exercise, hormones, fetal development, and many more pregnancy-related issues. Using their signature wit and wisdom, they’ll test your knowledge, bust many myths, and reassure you that your maternal instincts are usually pretty darn good. After all, the doctors want the exact same thing as you do during this journey—a healthy baby (and a healthy mom). Be assured that YOU: Having a Baby will be one of your favorite passengers on this wonderful ride.
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