Your New Baby

An Owner's Manual

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780951354216

Category:

Page: 32

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Your Man

An Owner's Manual

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: Silent But Deadly Publications

ISBN: 9780952203261

Category: English wit and humor

Page: 32

View: 1491

The latest in Martin Baxendale's series of spoof manuals, which includes the popular 'Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual' and 'Your Marriage - An Owner's Manual'. Invaluable advice on the pros and cons of owning and operating a 'male unit.
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It's a Boy!

An Owner's Manual for Your New Baby

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: Silent but Deadly Publications

ISBN: 9780953930388

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 47

View: 6236

An ideal gift for all proud new parents of a baby boy, this cartoon-strip style book will help lighten the load a little between feeds and nappy changes!
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It's a Girl!

An Owner's Manual for Your New Baby

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: Silent but Deadly Publications

ISBN: 9780953930395

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 47

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An ideal gift for all proud new parents of a baby girl, this cartoon-strip style book will help lighten the load a little between feeds and nappy changes!
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Baby: An Owner's Manual

Operating Instructions No Baby Should Be Delivered Without

Author: Steve Tague,Julie Long

Publisher: Harmony

ISBN: 0307481840

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 96

View: 7132

Congratulations on becoming a BABY owner! Your new acquisition, with proper care and maintenance, should provide you with many years of enjoyment. This manual is a complete guide to the care and operation of your new unit. Instructions for models XX-G, “Baby Girl” and XY-B, “Baby Boy” are included herein, with specific instructions for handling, filling, storing, transporting, cleaning, and troubleshooting. To keep your unit in proper working order, please follow all instructions carefully. Warning: The publishers of this manual are not responsible for any damage unit causes to owner’s home, property, or mental health. Please allow up to nine months for delivery. From the Trade Paperback edition.
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The Baby Owner's Manual

Operating Instructions, Trouble-shooting Tips, and Advice on First-year Maintenance

Author: Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht

Publisher: Quirk Books

ISBN: 9781931686235

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 226

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Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.
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The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a New Dad

Author: Joe Kelly

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1615643354

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 224

View: 2796

Ask any guy who is expecting his first child and he's likely to tell you the same thing - he's absolutely thrilled to be a dad for the first time, and he's also absolutely terrified. Most new dads don't know the first thing about dealing with a new baby, and while mommy might be interested in more complex topics that range from breastfeeding to colic, most new dads just want to know how not to screw it all up. The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Being a New Dad is written to be both highly usable and practical, with a bit of enouraging wit in between. First time dads will learn the daddy essentials for caring for a newborn, from what the expect when baby first arrives, to changing those first diapers without a disaster, to the basics of feeding and burping, to getting baby to sleep (so mom and dad can sleep, too), and how to help mommy as she heals and deals with the enormous changes that she's experiencing both mentally and physically. The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Being a New Dad is the perfect guide for any new dad who needs to be armed with a little essential knowledge and a whole lot of encouragement.
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Survival Notes for New Parents

Inspiration for an Amazing Adventure

Author: Robert Stofel

Publisher: Paulist Press

ISBN: 0809145901

Category: Religion

Page: 202

View: 7677

These brief, yet insightful, notes are filled with wisdom and humor as new parents learn to deal with the joys, frustrations and responsibilities of their new vocation.
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The Pediatrician's New Baby Owner's Manual

Your Guide to the Care & Fine-tuning of Your New Baby

Author: Horst D. Weinberg

Publisher: Quill Driver Books

ISBN: 9781884956072

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 193

View: 6551

This manual covers everything from what to get for the nursery, to recognizing the seriously ill child, to disciplining with love, and will appeal to both new parents and those buying gifts for new parents. Written in a folksy, warm, simple-to-understand, commonsense manner, this book is chock-full of useful information.
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Baby - Betriebsanleitung

Inbetriebnahme, Wartung und Instandhaltung

Author: Joe Borgenicht,Dr. Louis Borgenicht

Publisher: Mosaik Verlag

ISBN: 3641111056

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 248

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Glückwunsch! Bitte lesen sie diese Anleitung vor Inbetriebnahme gründlich durch. Gratulation, ein Baby! Doch leider hat man das kleine Wunder an Design und Funktionalität ohne entsprechende Gebrauchsanweisung geliefert. Wie baut man nun die Verbindung zu der Neuanschaffung auf, gestaltet die Fehlersuche bei akustischen Signalen, programmiert den Fütterungsprozess oder aktiviert den dringend nötigen Schlafmodus? Auf was muss man bei der Instandhaltung besonders achten, wie gewährleistet man die optimale Entwicklung der Applikationen und sorgt für die Sicherheit des geliebten kleinen Produkts? Glücklicherweise hilft „Baby – Betriebsanleitung“ hier weiter und gibt auf alle drängenden Fragen mit viel augenzwinkerndem Humor und mit witzigen Schaubildern umfassend Antwort.
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How to Be Married

An Instruction Manual for Newlyweds

Author: Martin Baxendale

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780955050084

Category:

Page: 48

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The perfect fun gift-book for newlyweds, written and illustrated by Martin Baxendale, best-selling author of Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual (over 400,000 copies sold). This is the latest in Martin's series of whacky gift-books for all occasions and a great choice for anyone looking for a jokey wedding present or for a funny Christmas gift for recent newlyweds. Like Martin's other gift-books, How To Be Married is an hilarious spoof instruction manual; in this case, an essential guide to the art of marital rowing that will help prepare the happy couple for the many blissful years of arguing, squabbling, quarrelling, bickering and falling-out which lie ahead. The secret of a successful marriage, says author Martin Baxendale, is to choose a partner who is compatible, one who likes to have a good row about the same sort of things you do, then to keep working on those vital rowing skills and techniques that are such an important part of married life. This invaluable handbook is packed with tips and hints on how to do just that.
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The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Being An Expectant Father

Author: Joe Kelly

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1440650896

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 240

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From the home pregnancy test to handing out cigars - and beyond... Dads to be often worry more than they let on about the emotional, financial, and physical changes that come with their partners' pregnancies. Here, expectant fathers can find information related to pregnancy, childirth, and baby care, including training to be the birthing coach, how to understand what's ahead for mom; sex during pregnancy; baby-proofing the home; how to prepare for the baby's arrival; getting used to an infant's schedule, and preparing for the unexpected.
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Das Handbuch für Startups

Author: Bob Dorf,Steve Blank,Nils Högsdal,Daniel Bartel

Publisher: O'Reilly Germany

ISBN: 3955618137

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 512

View: 1046

Ein Startup ist nicht die Miniaturausgabe eines etablierten Unternehmens, sondern eine temporäre, flexible Organisation auf der Suche nach einem nachhaltigen Geschäftsmodell: Das ist die zentrale Erkenntnis, die dem "Handbuch für Startups" zugrundeliegt. Es verbindet den Lean-Ansatz, Prinzipien des Customer Development sowie Konzepte wie Design Thinking und (Rapid) Prototyping zu einem umfassenden Vorgehensmodell, mit dem sich aus Ideen und Innovationen tragfähige Geschäftsmodelle entwickeln lassen. Lean Startup & Customer Development: Der Lean-Ansatz für Startups basiert, im Unterschied zum klassischen Vorgehen, nicht auf einem starren Businessplan, der drei Jahre lang unverändert umzusetzen ist, sondern auf einem beweglichen Modell, das immer wieder angepasst wird. Sämtliche Bestandteile der Planung – von den Produkteigenschaften über die Zielgruppen bis hin zum Vertriebsmodell – werden als Hypothesen gesehen, die zu validieren bzw. zu falsifizieren sind. Erst nachdem sie im Austausch mit den potenziellen Kunden bestätigt wurden und nachhaltige Verkäufe möglich sind, verlässt das Startup seine Suchphase und widmet sich der Umsetzung und Skalierung seines Geschäftsmodells. Der große Vorteil: Fehlannahmen werden erheblich früher erkannt – nämlich zu einem Zeitpunkt, an dem man noch die Gelegenheit hat, Änderungen vorzunehmen. Damit erhöhen sich die Erfolgsaussichten beträchtlich. Für den Praxiseinsatz: Sämtliche Schritte werden in diesem Buch detailliert beschrieben und können anhand der zahlreichen Checklisten nachvollzogen werden. Damit ist das Handbuch ein wertvoller Begleiter und ein umfassendes Nachschlagewerk für Gründerinnen & Gründer. Von deutschen Experten begleitet: Die deutsche Ausgabe des international erfolgreichen Handbuchs entstand mit fachlicher Unterstützung von Prof. Dr. Nils Högsdal und Entrepreneur Daniel Bartel, die auch ein deutsches Vorwort sowie sieben Fallstudien aus dem deutschsprachigen Raum beisteuern.
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The Baby Owner's Starter Kit

Author: Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht

Publisher: Quirk Books

ISBN: 9781594741753

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 224

View: 9146

The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe packageand it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: The Baby Owner's Manual Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress Diaper Changing Instructional Poster Babysitter's Memo Pad Decorative magnet Packaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit makes parenting as easy as 1-2-3.
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Baby Owner's Manual

What to Expect and How to Survive the First Year

Author: Edward R. Christophersen

Publisher: Overland Press

ISBN: 9780933701311

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 81

View: 9687

Explains how to prepare for the arrival of a baby, describes infant behavior, and offers tips on baby care
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Baby Owner's Manual

Father's Edition

Author: Steve Bedwell

Publisher: Rockpool Pub

ISBN: 9781921878428

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 128

View: 2738

For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life—no, not his wife, his car! This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.
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