No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day

The most hilarious romantic comedy you'll read this Christmas

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Bookouture

ISBN: 1786812576

Category: Fiction

Page: 298

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‘Laugh-out-loud funny, emotional and festive… This is THE Christmas read of the year without a doubt. Absolutely loved it from beginning to end.’ Mum Reinvented A dream family Christmas or a total nightmare? Katy and Ben are about to find out... Katy’s been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes. There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isn’t so sure she's ready yet… Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season. Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella and Milly Johnson. What readers are saying about No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day: 'I absolutely loved it, I laughed my head off at so many parts it is soooo hilarious!' Jessica's Book Biz 'Laugh-out-loud moments throughout... worth the read just for the giggles.' Carrie's Book Reviews ‘Hilarious, I constantly laughed out loud… Great fun and highly recommended.’ Goodreads reviewer 'If you are looking for a light-hearted Christmas read with some laughs and a lot of fun, then this is definitely a book well worth reading!!' Stardust Book Reviews 'A great book full of lots of hilarious moments and tons of good old Christmas cringy events.' Goodreads reviewer ‘An enjoyable and fun read. It brings to life the stresses of family and life at the festive time of the year. The perfect read in the run up to Christmas.’ By the Letter Book Reviews 'A fun, crazy holiday read.' Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews 'I loved it!' Goodreads reviewer 'There are so many laugh-out-loud moments right the way throughout the book that keep you hooked and make the book so easy to read.' Jessica's Book Biz ‘I've had a goofy grin on my face for the whole of this book. I challenge you to not find something to smile or laugh about in almost every single chapter, it is just that funny and feel-good… I just can't explain how much I loved this book - so instead I’ll just suggest you read it for yourself!" Rachel’s Random Reads, 5 stars ‘Had me laughing out loud and gave me proper tears of laughter, definitely a book I’m recommending – 5 stars from me!!’ Donna’s Book Blog, 5 stars ‘This really was a hysterical read, I doubt anyone could read it and NOT find it funny!’ Novel Gossip ‘Full of laugh every minute pure joy, a perfect read for getting into the spirit of festive family fun.’ Books from Dusk till Dawn, 5 stars ‘I raced through this story, not wanting it to end…a hilarious and fast-paced read and I found myself laughing my head off so often!’ On My Bookshelf, 5 stars ‘This book was soooooo funny!... I was literally laughing out loud so much while reading.’ Steph and Chris’ Book Reviews, 5 stars ‘Tracy Bloom writes with so much spirit and she knows how to make you laugh… No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day is a fun, light-hearted read that's perfect for the holidays.’ Carlene Inspired ‘Had me in stitches… I felt so Christmassy after reading this book… now being added to my list of favourite authors!’ Goodreads reviewer
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Dienstags ist sie nie da

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Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9783442377343

Category:

Page: 316

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Katy, 36, führt eine kumpelige Beziehung mit dem 8 Jahre jüngeren Ben. Mit Matthew, ihrer grossen Liebe aus Jugendtagen, steigt sie nur ein einziges Mal ins Bett - aus Rache und aus Nostalgie. Schliesslich ist Katy schwanger. 2 Väter kommen in Frage, aber keiner will das Baby.
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Weihnachten mit Miss Kane

Author: Caroline Mickelson

Publisher: Bon Accord Press

ISBN: N.A

Category: Fiction

Page: 97

View: 1830

Da Weihnachten schon in drei Tagen vor der Tür steht, stimmt Carol Claus ihrem Vater zu und verlässt den Nordpol, um ihm dabei zu helfen, Weihnachten zu retten. Es scheint eine leichte Aufgabe zu sein, Ben Hanson und seine Kinder in den Feiertagen zu begleiten. Bis der Weihnachtsmann ihr sagt, dass Ben der Mann hinter dem beunruhigenden, neuen Buch ‚‚Jenseits von Humbug: Warum die Lüge über den Weihnachtsmann für Ihre Kinder eine schlechte Idee ist.” Als Miss Kane, das neue Kindermädchen, setzt Carol alle Hebel in Bewegung, um Ben zu zeigen, wie toll Weihnachten sein kann, auch wenn sie die ganze Zeit Schwierigkeiten hat zu verstehen, wie ein Mann die Feiertage so sehr hassen kann. Wie konnte sie, die Tochter des Weihnachtsmanns, sich zu einem Mann, der sich weigerte daran zu glauben, dass ihr Vater existierte, so hingezogen fühlen?
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The Last Laugh

A romantic comedy that will make you laugh and cry

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Bookouture

ISBN: 1786812916

Category: Fiction

Page: 350

View: 9976

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I Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas)

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1473505992

Category: Fiction

Page: 384

View: 1905

A very funny Christmas novel, from the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday and Single Woman Seeks Revenge. There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney. For Michelle, that time is now. Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory, whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenager who hates her, is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned. But marrying the most amazing man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn’t it? Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you... This is a fun, completely fantastical novel featuring George Clooney, and has not been authorised or endorsed by the wondrous man himself.
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Ein Tag im Dezember

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Author: Josie Silver

Publisher: Heyne Verlag

ISBN: 3641229936

Category: Fiction

Page: 480

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Ein Augenblick reicht aus, um sich zu verlieben. Doch es braucht ein halbes Leben, um sich zu lieben. Jack und Laurie begegnen sich an einem kalten Dezembertag. Es fühlt sich an, als wäre es die große Liebe, doch dann verpassen sie den richtigen Zeitpunkt um ein paar Sekunden. Erst ein Jahr später treffen sie sich endlich wieder, aber mittlerweile ist Jack mit Sarah zusammen, Lauries bester Freundin, und ihre Liebe scheint unmöglich. Was bleibt, ist eine Freundschaft, die über Jahre hält, in der sie einander Geheimnisse und Träume anvertrauen. Eine Freundschaft, die ihnen Halt gibt, auch wenn alles andere aus dem Ruder läuft. Aber so richtig vergessen können sie ihre Gefühle füreinander nie ...
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Winterzauber in Notting Hill

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Author: Mandy Baggot

Publisher: Goldmann Verlag

ISBN: 3641230179

Category: Fiction

Page: 496

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Isla und Hannah Winters leben schon immer in Notting Hill. Seit ihre Eltern bei einem Autounfall starben, kümmert sich Isla um ihre an den Rollstuhl gefesselte Schwester. Überhaupt hält die gesamte Nachbarschaft zusammen wie eine große Familie. Vor allem zu Weihnachten, wenn die Häuser des Viertels in warmem Licht erstrahlen und köstliche Düfte vom Portobello-Markt herüberwehen. Umso schockierter sind alle über die zerstörerischen Pläne der Immobilienfirma, bei der Isla arbeitet. Und ausgerechnet Isla soll dem neuen CEO bei seinem Londonbesuch jeden Wunsch von den Lippen ablesen ...
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No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1473506042

Category: Fiction

Page: 352

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A very funny romantic novel (... and no. 1 ebook bestseller) Childhood sweethearts Matthew and Katy agree they must never see each other again following a school reunion. So all is forgotten ... until eight months later when a shock meeting at an antenatal class forces them to confront the fact that Matthew could be the father of Katy's baby. Love and life are messy, but Katy and Matthew take things to a whole new level as deep emotions begin to resurface and hormones run riot. Never has a one-night-stand led to such chaos!
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Weihnachtserzählungen

Author: Charles Dickens

Publisher: BookRix

ISBN: 3736856415

Category: Fiction

Page: 141

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Das Werk "Weihnachtserzählungen" ist eine Sammlung von vier Kurzgeschichten, geschrieben von Charles Dickens. Die Sammlung enthält folgende Kurzgeschichten: Doktor Marigold / Mrs. Lirripers Fremdenpension / Die Geschichte des Schuljungen / Die Geschichte des armen Verwandten.
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No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Arrow Books

ISBN: 9780099594741

Category:

Page: 400

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The much-awaited sequel of the bestselling romantic comedy No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday. Ben is still desperately trying to forget that Katy had a one-night stand just before she announced she was pregnant. Nine months later a new baby explodes into their lives creating utter chaos. As a lack of sleep, a lack of trust and a lack of...sex! wreaks havoc upon their lives, it seems like there is no returning to the way they were. That is until Ben comes up with the answer to get them back on track. A role swap! But being a stay-at-home dad isn't as simple as it seems, in fact it's a disaster. Help comes when Ben least expects it and arrives, in the most unlikely form, of the wife of Katy's ex-lover. Should Ben tell Katy about his secret rescuer or is it his turn to keep a secret...? Can any relationship survive NO SEX, endless lies and conversations about nappy rash?
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The Coco Pinchard Box Set

A fabulously funny feel-good box set

Author: Robert Bryndza

Publisher: Team Bryndza Books

ISBN: 1999827961

Category: Fiction

Page: 1250

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'I love the fact that Robert Bryndza can turn his hand to both crime thrillers and comedy! If you haven't discovered Coco Pinchard yet then this is the perfect introduction!' Joanne Robertson, My Chestnut Reading Tree For the first time, all five books in Robert Bryndza's bestselling Coco Pinchard series are available in one box set! Plus a new introduction by the author. 'I truly enjoyed every minute of my foray into Rom-Com, and the wacky world of Coco Pinchard!' Lorraine Rugman- The Book Review Café The Coco Pinchard Box Set includes; Book 1: The Not So Secret Emails of Coco Pinchard If you enjoyed flipping through Bridget Jones's diary, you'll love perusing Coco Pinchard's emails! Coco confides in her quirky, supportive friends as she deals with her life falling apart. Read the emails that tell the heart warming and often hilarious tale of Coco picking up the pieces, in this fun, feel-good Romantic Comedy. Book 2: Coco Pinchard's Big Fat Tipsy Wedding Coco thinks she's on the road to happily ever after with Adam, until he inexplicably breaks up with her. Will one mistake cost them their whole future? Coco sets out to discover what has really happened, and uncovers a shocking secret Adam has been hiding from her... Full of hilarious twists and turns, Coco Pinchard's Big Fat Tipsy Wedding is a witty, heart-warming, romantic comedy - the stand-alone sequel to no.1 bestselling, The Not So Secret Emails of Coco Pinchard. Book 3: Coco Pinchard, the Consequences of Love and Sex Coco Pinchard has a great life, a bestselling memoir, and a handsome second husband. Things are going exactly as planned -- until her adult son runs into disaster, her ex's mother butts back into her life, and she finds out she's pregnant! Maybe life is more fun if you throw your plans out the window... The third book in the bestselling Coco Pinchard series is a hilarious diary with Coco's trademark wit and honesty, tracing the raging hormones and extraordinary twists that take her to motherhood for the second time. Book 4: A Very Coco Christmas A Very Coco Christmas is a delicious, stand-alone prequel short story to the smash-hit Coco Pinchard series. It's 1985, and eighteen-year-old Coco Pinchard is home for Christmas after her first term at University. She's fallen hopelessly in love with Daniel Pinchard, but Coco's mother wants her to be with Kenneth, the son of posh friends Adrian and Yvonne Rosebury, who will be joining them for Christmas. As snow falls softly over the city, and Coco tries to juggle a series of hilarious events, the stage is set for a Christmas lunch like no other. Book 5: Coco Pinchard's Must-Have Toy Story A sparkling feel-good comedy, which asks the question - how far would you go to get your child the must-have Christmas toy? It's December 1992, and children are going crazy for the Tracy Island toy - almost as crazy as the parents! Christmas day is fast approaching and Coco Pinchard is desperately trying to track one down for her four-year-old son Rosencrantz. From dodgy dealings in a motorway lay-by, to extreme shopping in Hamley's with a Sylvanian Families fanatic, to having a go at the Blue Peter make-your-own Tracy Island, Coco tries everything in the hope that Rosencrantz can open the must-have toy on Christmas morning.
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Sorry Not Sorry

The perfect laugh out loud romantic comedy

Author: Sophie Ranald

Publisher: Bookouture

ISBN: 1786817519

Category: Fiction

Page: N.A

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‘Absolutely brilliant… I devoured it in a few hours because it was impossible to put down… Be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions… Had me laughing all the way through… Perfect.’ Goodreads Reviewer Is this all there is? I scraped the last dregs of Caramel Chew Chew ice cream out of the bottom of the tub with my finger and licked it. It left a sticky smear on my phone’s screen when I typed into Google, “How to find love, sex and happiness.” Charlotte has always been a good girl. But being good is getting boring… She’s not just stuck in a rut – she’s buried in it up to her chin. The only company she has in bed is the back catalogue of Netflix and falling in love feels like the stuff of fairy tales. So when she stumbles across a popular podcast, ‘Sorry Not Sorry’, which challenges women to embrace their inner bad girl, she jumps at the chance to shake things up. Old Charlotte would never ask for a stranger’s number, go on a blind date or buy lacy lingerie… But New Charlotte is waving goodbye to her comfort zone (with a side order of margaritas). And it turns out that good things happen to bad girls… A fabulously feel-good novel that will make you laugh till you cry and leave you living life to the full, margarita in hand! If you’re a fan of romantic comedies by Sophie Kinsella, Lindsey Kelk or Matt Dunn, and love TV shows like Girls, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Jane the Virgin, you won’t be able to put down this hilarious read. Readers are absolutely loving Sorry Not Sorry: ‘OMG THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ROMANCE BOOKS I’VE EVER READ… I literally laughed out loud because it is just too relatable and too funny… Reminds me of Sophie Kinsella… CANNOT wait to read more books from this author!!’ Bookish Bibliophile, 5 stars ‘I don't know how much my review will do justice to this book with my sleep induced brain, but my excited heart won't allow me to rest until I have posted this. Have you ever felt that particular urge to share your excitement just after reading an amazing novel? Ever experienced that bubbling happiness that won't be subdued?... There is only one thing I can shout at you: READ IT! … An excellent light read that is hard to put down. It cost me a night's sleep, but that was so worth it. Happy reading everyone!’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars ‘I am sitting on a bus leaving New York and I couldn’t even wait to get in front of my laptop to write a review... This book was THAT. GOOD… I took this book slowly because it was one of those novels you know you’ll be sorry to see end. Hell, I even slacked on some finals to read instead of working on my dissertation. I’m not sorry that’s for sure ;)… That last minute twist???? I was screaming.’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars ‘Fantastic… So good I binge read it overnight… There was no way I was putting this book down once I started… The twists and turns kept me hooked… It had me laughing out loud, cringing and falling in love with the characters… So so good and you really have to one-click it as soon as you can.’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 Stars ‘I adored this book… It made me laugh, crave margaritas... Funny, empowering, and has all the feels.’ Goodreads Reviewer ‘The perfect pick-me-up… Delightful… Packed full of laughs… A good old giggle!’ Goodreads Reviewer ‘Wonderful!... I have never read any Sophie Ranald books but I am now going to be working my way through them. With the suggested margarita in hand, of course!’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars ‘I couldn’t put it down!’ Goodreads Reviewer ‘I devoured this book in one sitting and felt very connected to Charlotte (which is a must-have for me)… I loved this to pieces.’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars ‘I really loved this book!... Drew me in and didn't let me go.’ NetGalley Reviewer ‘Well what can I say!!... From the moment I started this book I was captured by the characters and their lives… Just when you think you know what is coming next Sophie manages to surprise you with an unexpected twist… I haven’t enjoyed a book so much in a very long time.’ NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars ‘I laughed, cried, and laughed some more… HILARIOUS.’ Goodreads Reviewer ‘Really loved this book!... Had me hooked!’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars
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Dictionary of Catch Phrases

Author: Eric Partridge

Publisher: Scarborough House

ISBN: 1461660408

Category: Social Science

Page: 408

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A catch phrase is a well-known, frequently-used phrase or saying that has `caught on' or become popular over along period of time. It is often witty or philosophical and this Dictionary gathers together over 7,000 such phrases.
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Frühstück mit Meerblick

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Author: Debbie Johnson

Publisher: Heyne Verlag

ISBN: 3641209293

Category: Fiction

Page: 432

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Wenn dir ein Café nicht nur Kaffee und Kuchen serviert – sondern eine zweite Chance Zwei Jahre nach dem Tod ihres geliebten Mannes weiß Laura Walker, dass es nun an der Zeit für einen Neuanfang ist. Deshalb entschließt sie sich, mit ihren beiden Kindern für den Sommer von Manchester nach Dorset zu ziehen, um dort in einem Café auszuhelfen. Das malerisch gelegene Comfort Food Café und die warmherzigen Menschen, denen Laura dort tagtäglich begegnet, geben ihr die Chance, neue Freunde zu finden und zu lernen, wieder sie selbst zu sein. Und dann ist da auch noch Tierarzt Matt, der immer im passenden Moment zur Stelle zu sein scheint ...
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Tage wie diese

Author: John Green,Lauren Myracle,Maureen Johnson

Publisher: Arena Verlag GmbH

ISBN: 3401806939

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 400

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Jubilee hat den perfekten Freund. Sie ahnt nicht, dass sie ihn in dieser Nacht verlieren wird - weil sie sich Hals über Kopf in einen Fremden verliebt. Manchmal vergisst Tobin völlig, dass der Herzog eigentlich ein Mädchen ist. Bis zu jenem magischen Moment im Schnee. Addie würde alles dafür geben, wenn Jeff ihr verzeihen könnte. Dabei ist er ihr längst viel näher als sie denkt ...
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Bet Me

Author: Lila Monroe

Publisher: Lila Monroe Books

ISBN: N.A

Category: Fiction

Page: N.A

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The Girls

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Author: Emma Cline

Publisher: Carl Hanser Verlag GmbH Co KG

ISBN: 3446254048

Category: Fiction

Page: 352

View: 1148

Kalifornien, 1969. Evie Boyd ist vierzehn und möchte unbedingt gesehen werden – aber weder die frisch geschiedenen Eltern noch ihre einzige Freundin beachten sie. Doch dann, an einem der endlosen Sommertage, begegnet sie ihnen: den „Girls“. Das Haar, lang und unfrisiert. Die ausgefransten Kleider. Ihr lautes, freies Lachen. Unter ihnen ist auch die ältere Suzanne, der Evie verfällt. Mit ihnen zieht sie zu Russell, einem Typ wie Charles Manson, dessen Ranch tief in den Hügeln liegt. Gerüchte von Sex, wilden Partys, Einzelne, die plötzlich ausreißen. Evie gibt sich der Vision grenzenloser Liebe hin und merkt nicht, wie der Moment naht, der ihr Leben mit Gewalt für immer zerstören könnte.
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An Ex for Christmas

A Love Unexpectedly Novel

Author: Lauren Layne

Publisher: Loveswept

ISBN: 1524796530

Category: Fiction

Page: 200

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She’s making a list—and checking it twice. But is there a nice guy among all her naughty exes? The New York Times bestselling author of Blurred Lines returns with a charming friends-to-lovers rom-com. “Lauren Layne writes characters I want to tackle and keep as my best friends, woven into smart, sexy, utterly romantic tales of love.”—Violet Duke When a psychic tells spunky, superstitious Kelly Byrne that she’s already met her true love, she becomes obsessed with the idea of tracking him down before Christmas. Kelly immediately writes up an “Ex List” and starts contacting old boyfriends to figure out which one is the one. When her college sweetheart rolls into town, Kelly convinces herself that they’re meant to be. The trouble is, sparks are flying with someone she’s never given a chance: her best friend, Mark. Mark Blakely has watched the guys on Kelly’s list break her heart, and he’s not looking forward to watching them do it all over again. Mark’s always been there for her, but the timing’s never worked out for their relationship to be something more. Now, just as Mark is ready to move on, the sexual tension between them is suddenly off the charts. With Christmas morning around the corner, he just hopes Kelly will wake up and realize that everything she wants has been right in front of her all along. Praise for An Ex for Christmas “Charming, witty, and sexy—An Ex for Christmas was so easy to devour! It had everything you want in a holiday read including a hunky best friend and quite a few tumultuous mistletoe scenes. Honestly, who knew mistletoe could be so hot?!”—R. S. Grey, USA Today bestselling author Lauren Layne’s New York Times bestselling Oxford Novel series can be read in any order: IRRESISTIBLY YOURS I WISH YOU WERE MINE SOMEONE LIKE YOU I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE I THINK I LOVE YOU Don’t miss any of Lauren Layne’s hot reads: The Love Unexpectedly series: BLURRED LINES | GOOD GIRL | LOVE STORY | WALK OF SHAME | AN EX FOR CHRISTMAS The Sex, Love & Stiletto series: AFTER THE KISS | LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH | JUST ONE NIGHT | THE TROUBLE WITH LOVE The Redemption series: ISN’T SHE LOVELY | BROKEN | CRUSHED The I Do, I Don’t series: READY TO RUN | RUNAWAY GROOM This ebook includes an excerpt from another Loveswept title.
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