How New Moms Swear Coloring Book

A Funny, Irreverent, Clean Swear Word New Mom Coloring Book Gift Idea

Author: Coloring Coloring Crew

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781987431339

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Page: 46

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Looking for funny gifts for New Moms? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that New Moms definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for New Moms are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this New Mom coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite New Mom's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for New Moms, so we hope we have made life easier for you!
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F*ck Stress, I'm Coloring (Midnight Edition)

Swear Word Adult Coloring Book to Calm Down and Relax

Author: Alex O'Connell

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781539528166

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Page: 88

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You've never experienced anything like this before. A new swear word coloring book by Alex O'Connell Do you feel angry? Stressed out? Are you tired and just want to relax and let go? Maybe have a little bit of fun after a rough day? If you have an idiot co-worker, an idiot spouse, an idiot mom in law, a douche neighbor, you need this book. It's time for you to join the secret sweary society. Just by opening this coloring book filled with dark humor, swear words and creative insults you'll can't help yourself, but start giggle and slowly let go. Sometimes you just need to swear at someone and by coloring this stress-reliever, you'll release your anger, relax, and have fun. Just sit back, relax, and choose the page that connects with you the most. Then simply start coloring with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. Each page is filled with words that you can color and express yourself. The background is completely black to make the colors pop. Provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Perfect gift if you want to cheer up a sad friend. What's inside: 40 Creative Insults and Swear Words to Color Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Your inner peace is waiting. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this beautiful adult coloring book. Order Now 100% STRESS-RELIEF GUARANTEED Unwind and relax with this anti-stress therapy and a great gag gift! Scroll Up and Click the "BUY" Button WARNING: Not for children. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander
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Kid Friendly Swear Words

An Adult Coloring Book

Author: 14 Peaks

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781535382496

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Page: 66

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Oh, fiddle sticks! Lighten up when you color these kid friendly sweary curse words that will have you cracking up. Take yourself back to a place and time when the world was beautiful, innocent and twirled around at a much slower dad-gum pace. Curse words were not only clean, they were creative and funny too. Holy Cow! These family and kid-friendly, hilariously funny curse word pictures are from back in the good ole days, when "fudge nugget" was what came out of your mouth when you stumped your toe. These coloring kit pages are cotton-pickin' hysterical. Finally, a fabulously fun coloring book for grown ups that you don't have to hide from the kids. It's the best, funniest swear word list even for conservatives. Color for fun and for therapy. The zen background behind these swear words adult edition adds a soothing touch. This adult coloring book is the perfect gift for women of all ages, moms, teens and for men. Free your mind when you color yourself happy, dag nabbit. Relax there is free shipping for prime members for this best swering (A Texas word) coloring book for grown-ups. Release your anger with this mover and shaker. Coloring books are on the top 100 Most Wished For Book on Amazon.com, so it is perfect Christmas gift. Top selling adult coloring books are in the top 100 Bestseller list AND listed as a top 100 Gift Ideas Book on Amazon.com. The time is right for a swearing colouring book. *30 coloring pages *8 1/2" x 11" *One-sided high quality paper *Borderless for more flexible framing options
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I Don't Give a Shit

Author: N.A

Publisher: Green Cow Coloring

ISBN: 9781945362149

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Page: N.A

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Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?
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Kid Friendly French Swear Words

30 Stress Relieving Kid Friendly Curse Words to Color

Author: 14 Peaks

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781537461076

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Page: 64

View: 6633

Madonna Mia! Lighten up when you color these FRENCH kid friendly swear words that will have you cracking up. Take yourself back to a place and time when the world twirled around at a much slower pace and curse words were not only clean, they were creative and funny too. *30 coloring pages *8 1/2" x 11" *One-sided paper *Borderless for more flexible framing options Studies have proven that coloring relieves stress and laughing is like medicine for the soul so grab a cup of coffee, curl up and color away. It will do your heart good! These family friendly, funny curse word coloring pages are rated "G" and they make great gifts to give!
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Passion For Piecing

Breathtaking Quilts from Easy Paper-Pieced Units - 16 Projects + Award-Winning Quilts

Author: Claudia Clark Myers

Publisher: C&T Publishing Inc

ISBN: 1607051141

Category: Crafts & Hobbies

Page: 128

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Pieced Masterpieces You Can Make. 16 glorious quilts use Pineapples, LeMoyne Stars, Mariner's Compass, and Fan blocks in ways you've never seen before. Designs based on Claudia's winning entries in major shows and competitions. Photo galleries of 22 award-winning quilts. Full-size paper piecing patterns. Variety of quilts for skill levels from intermediate to advanced. Claudia Clark Myers helps you create a masterwork by making a few easy changes in the way you think about quilt settings and combining blocks and colors. Bring your style to life with precision piecing, paper piecing, and Claudia's Magic 3-Pin method for sewing perfect curves.
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I Don't Give A Shit MIDNIGHT EDITION

Author: N.A

Publisher: Green Cow Coloring

ISBN: 9781945362156

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Page: N.A

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Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! This is a swear word Adult coloring book. Swear word coloring book black edition And perfect for Relaxation! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! * Gorgeous original artwork! * If you love swearing this book is for you! This is the perfect adult coloring book for parents. This is the black edition of the book. You will love this best seller! Perfect for Men and women. This midnight edition is full of fun. swear word coloring book jungle What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? Swear word coloring book for parents I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?
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The Hate U Give

Author: Angie Thomas

Publisher: cbt Verlag

ISBN: 3641200148

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 512

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»Umwerfend und brillant, ein Klassiker!« Bestsellerautor John Green Die 16-jährige Starr lebt in zwei Welten: in dem verarmten Viertel, in dem sie wohnt, und in der Privatschule, an der sie fast die einzige Schwarze ist. Als Starrs bester Freund Khalil vor ihren Augen von einem Polizisten erschossen wird, rückt sie ins Zentrum der öffentlichen Aufmerksamkeit. Khalil war unbewaffnet. Bald wird landesweit über seinen Tod berichtet; viele stempeln Khalil als Gangmitglied ab, andere gehen in seinem Namen auf die Straße. Die Polizei und ein Drogenboss setzen Starr und ihre Familie unter Druck. Was geschah an jenem Abend wirklich? Die Einzige, die das beantworten kann, ist Starr. Doch ihre Antwort würde ihr Leben in Gefahr bringen...
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Furcht

Trump im Weißen Haus

Author: Bob Woodward

Publisher: Rowohlt Verlag GmbH

ISBN: 3644002738

Category: Political Science

Page: 512

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Bob Woodward, die Ikone des investigativen Journalismus in den USA, hat alle amerikanischen Präsidenten aus nächster Nähe beobachtet. Nun nimmt er sich den derzeitigen Präsidenten vor und enthüllt den erschütternden Zustand des Weißen Hauses unter Donald Trump. Woodward beschreibt, wie dieser Präsident Entscheidungen trifft, er berichtet von eskalierenden Debatten im Oval Office und in der Air Force One, dem volatilen Charakter Trumps und dessen Obsessionen und Komplexen. Woodwards Buch ist ein Dokument der Zeitgeschichte: Hunderte Stunden von Interviews mit direkt Beteiligten, Gesprächsprotokolle, Tagebücher, Notizen – auch von Trump selbst – bieten einen dramatischen Einblick in die Machtzentrale der westlichen Welt, in der vor allem eines herrscht: Furcht. Woodward ist das Porträt eines amtierenden amerikanischen Präsidenten gelungen, das es in dieser Genauigkeit noch nicht gegeben hat.
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Ignaz oder die Verschwörung der Idioten

Roman

Author: John Kennedy Toole

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9783423209069

Category: Mothers and sons

Page: 477

View: 6907

Ignaz J. Reilly - ein 'Wirrkopf von Gottes Gnaden, ein fetter Don Quijote, ein perverser Thomas von Aquin' und in der Tat einer der originellsten Helden, den die amerikanische Literatur je hervorgebracht hat. Eines Tages nun wird dieser sich bisher stoisch jeder produktiven Betätigung verweigernde Fleischberg von seiner Mutter gezwungen, sich nach einem Job umsehen. Reillys berufliche Odyssee führt ihn von einer heruntergekommenen Hosenfabrik - in der er das Problem der Ablage mit Hilfe des Papierkorbs löst und eine Revolte unter den schwarzen Arbeitern anzettelt - ins French Quarter von New Orleans, wo ihm ein fahrbare Wurststand anvertraut wird. Aber auch dieser Beruf bietet keine Zukunft, denn als Hot-Dog-Verkäufer ist er sein bester Kunde. Ignaz trägt sich indes bald mit neuen Plänen - Er wird eine Partei gründen, eine Partei der Sodomiten.
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The Red Hat Society?

Fun and Friendship After Fifty

Author: Sue Ellen Cooper

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 044654874X

Category: Religion

Page: 272

View: 1103

Covering marriage, children, grandparents, careers, retirement, and more, this is the official book of The Red Hat Society, a craze that is sweeping the nation. Two-color text & illustrations throughout.
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Das Wunder der wilden Insel

Author: Peter Brown

Publisher: cbt Verlag

ISBN: 3641194466

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 288

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Preisgekrönt und bezaubernd: ein moderner Klassiker Als das Robotermädchen Roz erstmals die Augen öffnet, findet sie sich auf einer wilden, einsamen Insel wieder. Wie sie dorthin gekommen ist und warum, weiß sie nicht. Das Wetter und ein wilder Bär setzen ihr übel zu, und Roz begreift, dass sie sich ihrer Umgebung anpassen muss, wenn sie überleben will. Also beobachtet sie, erlernt die Sprache der Tiere und entdeckt, dass Freundlichkeit und Hilfsbereitschaft sie weiterbringen. Viele würden das Blechmonster zwar am liebsten verjagen, aber Roz gibt nicht auf. Sie zieht ein Gänseküken auf, und endlich fassen die Tiere Vertrauen. Als Roz dann in großer Gefahr schwebt, stehen sie ihr als Freunde bei.
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Kleine große Schritte

Roman

Author: Jodi Picoult

Publisher: C. Bertelsmann Verlag

ISBN: 3641212294

Category: Fiction

Page: 592

View: 2361

Ruth Jefferson ist eine der besten Säuglingsschwestern des Mercy-West Haven Hospitals in Connecticut. Dennoch wird ihr die Versorgung eines Neugeborenen von der Klinikleitung untersagt – die Eltern wollen nicht, dass eine dunkelhäutige Frau ihr Baby berührt. Doch eines Tages arbeitet Ruth allein auf der Station und bemerkt, dass das Kind keine Luft mehr bekommt. Sie entscheidet schließlich, sich der Anweisung zu widersetzen und dem Jungen zu helfen. Doch ihre Hilfe kommt zu spät, und Ruth wird von den Eltern des Jungen angeklagt, schuld an dessen Tod zu sein. Ein nervenaufreibendes Verfahren beginnt ...
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Pusheen, die Katze

Aus dem Leben der niedlichsten Katze der Welt

Author: Claire Belton

Publisher: Heyne Verlag

ISBN: 3641132932

Category: Comics & Graphic Novels

Page: 192

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Dick? Höchstens ein bisschen. Faul? Sagen wir gemütlich. Flauschig? Und wie! Niedlich? Niedlicher geht nicht! Die derzeit beliebteste Katze der Welt hört auf den Namen Pusheen – sie kommt aber auch, wenn man »Kuchen« oder »Eiscreme« ruft –, und wer sie sieht, verfällt ihr und ihrem Witz sofort. Ob sie frisst, schläft, die Wohnung katzengemäß umdekoriert oder Karrieretipps für Katzen gibt, Pusheen ist einfach einzigartig. Wer Katzen mag, wird diese lieben!
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The Couple Next Door

Thriller

Author: Shari Lapena

Publisher: BASTEI LÜBBE

ISBN: 3732540294

Category: Fiction

Page: 350

View: 1218

Jedes Paar hat seine Geheimnisse. Manche sind tödlich ... Deine Nachbarin möchte nicht, dass du dein Baby zur Dinnerparty mitbringst. Dein Ehemann sagt, das sei schon in Ordnung. Ihr wohnt ja gleich nebenan. Außerdem habt ihr ein Babyfon und könnt abwechselnd nach der Kleinen sehen. Deine Tochter schläft, als du das letzte Mal nach ihr siehst. Doch jetzt herrscht Totenstille im Haus. Du rennst ins Kinderzimmer - und dein schlimmster Alptraum wird wahr: Die Wiege ist leer. Es bleibt nur eins: die Polizei zu rufen - doch wer weiß, was sie finden wird ... Shari Lapena hat mit ihrem Debüt "The Couple Next Door" einen hochspannenden Thriller geschrieben, der in den USA und England innerhalb kürzester Zeit zum Mega-Bestseller avancierte. "THE COUPLE NEXT DOOR ist 2016 der Thriller, über den am meisten gesprochen werden wird" Stylist
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Es

Roman

Author: Stephen King

Publisher: Heyne Verlag

ISBN: 3641053579

Category: Fiction

Page: 1536

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Das Böse in Gestalt eines namenlosen Grauens In Derry, Maine, schlummert das Böse in der Kanalisation: Alle 28 Jahre wacht es auf und muss fressen. Jetzt taucht »Es« wieder empor. Sieben Freunde entschließen sich, dem Grauen entgegenzutreten und ein Ende zu setzen. Stephen Kings Meisterwerk über die Mysterien der Kindheit und den Horror des Erwachsenseins. »Ein Meilenstein der amerikanischen Literatur.« Chicago Sun-Times
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