F*ck You 2016

Author: Bob A. N. Grypants

Publisher: Michael Joseph

ISBN: 9780718187743

Category:

Page: 80

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In the year that David Bowie died, Brexit shocked us, 'Hiddleswift' was a thing and Trump trumped, we are all asking ourselves was 2016 really the worst year ever? Find out in this special* commemorative book**. Inside this cathartic memento of the annus shitabulus that was 2016 you'll find a hilarious guide to everything that went wrong and the few - very few - things that actually went right. For example: - How was it that politics completely jumped the shark this year? - From Bowie to Prince, Ali to Cohen, we celebrate the many extraordinary artists who died rather than see Trump become President (Did Castro make it into the book? Close, but no cigar) - Compare 2016 with other terrible years in history - is it really the very worst? - Make sense of Manbuns, Pokemon Go, Hygge, Nigel Farage and other nonsense - With the aid of an electron microscope we hunt for something good that actually happened - Feel relieved about all the bad things that didn't occur - yet (there's always 2017, folks!) Featuring some really badly drawn illustrations, this comic compendium will soothe your troubled soul - before you throw it in the bin and prepare your mightily hungover self to face 2017. It has to be better, right? * i.e. hastily put together ** Warning: this book will spontaneously combust at midnight on December 31st 2016
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Fuck You, 2016

Author: Bob A. N. Grypants

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 1405932228

Category: Reference

Page: 80

View: 6105

In the year that David Bowie died, Brexit shocked us, 'Hiddleswift' was a thing and Trump trumped, we are all asking ourselves was 2016 really the worst year ever? Find out in this special* commemorative book**. Inside this cathartic memento of the annus shitabulus that was 2016 you'll find a hilarious guide to everything that went wrong and the few - very few - things that actually went right. For example: - How was it that politics completely jumped the shark this year? - From Bowie to Prince, Ali to Cohen, we celebrate the many extraordinary artists who died rather than see Trump become President (Did Castro make it into the book? Close, but no cigar) - Compare 2016 with other terrible years in history - is it really the very worst? - Make sense of Manbuns, Pokemon Go, Hygge, Nigel Farage and other nonsense - With the aid of an electron microscope we hunt for something good that actually happened - Feel relieved about all the bad things that didn't occur - yet (there's always 2017, folks!) Featuring some really badly drawn illustrations, this comic compendium will soothe your troubled soul - before you throw it in the bin and prepare your mightily hungover self to face 2017. It has to be better, right? * i.e. hastily put together ** Warning: this book will spontaneously combust at midnight on December 31st 2016
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Die subtile Kunst des darauf Scheißens

Author: Mark Manson

Publisher: MVG Verlag

ISBN: 3961210594

Category: Self-Help

Page: 224

View: 6418

Scheiß auf positives Denken sagt Mark Manson. Die ungeschönte Perspektive ist ihm lieber. Wenn etwas scheiße ist, dann ist es das eben. Und wenn man etwas nicht kann, dann sollte man dazu stehen. Nicht jeder kann in allem außergewöhnlich sein und das ist gut so. Wenn man seine Grenzen akzeptiert, findet man die Stärke, die man braucht. Denn es gibt so viele Dinge, auf die man im Gegenzug scheißen kann. Man muss nur herausfinden, welche das sind und wie man sie sich richtig am Arsch vorbeigehen lässt. So kann man sich dann auf die eigenen Stärken und die wichtigen Dinge besinnen und hat mehr Zeit, sein Potential gänzlich auszuschöpfen. Die subtile Kunst des darauf Scheißens verbindet unterhaltsame Geschichten und schonungslosen Humor mit hilfreichen Tipps für ein entspannteres und besseres Leben. Damit man seine Energie für sinnvolleres verwendet als für Dinge, die einem egal sein können.
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Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher: Dumont Buchverlag

ISBN: 3832185895

Category: Humor

Page: 32

View: 1382

Wer Kinder hat, weiß, dass Kuscheltiere und eine Gute-Nacht-Geschichte nicht immer helfen. Allzu oft bleibt ›Schlaf, Kindchen, schlaf‹ ein frommer Wunsch. Dann hockt man auf der Bettkante und könnte – bei aller Liebe – heulen vor Wut. ›Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!‹ zeigt die ungeschminkte Wahrheit und ist dabei so komisch, dass man sich die Verzweiflung von der Seele lacht. »Muss noch immer lachen und weinen – ein scheißgutes Buch.« Julia Franck
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Not Sorry

Vergeuden Sie Ihr Leben nicht mit Leuten und Dingen, auf die Sie keine Lust haben

Author: Sarah Knight

Publisher: Ullstein eBooks

ISBN: 3843714517

Category: Self-Help

Page: 224

View: 9501

Sind Sie gestresst und überarbeitet? Sind Sie enttäuscht vom Leben? Haben Sie es satt, allen zu gefallen, statt an sich selbst zu denken? Dann gilt auch für Sie: Sorry, but not sorry. Hören Sie auf, sich zu entschuldigen. Vergessen Sie die Meinung der anderen. Machen Sie sich frei von ungeliebten Verpflichtungen, Scham und Schuld. Beschäftigen Sie sich lieber mit Leuten und Dingen, die Sie glücklich machen. Sarah Knights Methoden helfen Ihnen dabei, sich von Unwichtigem zu trennen und das Leben zu genießen.
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Thug Kitchen 101

Fast as F*ck

Author: Thug Kitchen

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 0751562319

Category: Cooking

Page: 240

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The creators of the New York Times bestselling cookbook series Thug Kitchen are back to deliver you the sorta gentle, but always hilarious shove you need to take the leap into healthy eating. Thug Kitchen 101 includes more than 100 easy and accessible recipes to give you a solid start toward a better diet. TK holds your hand and explains ingredients from chickpeas to nooch so you'll feel confident knowing exactly what the f*ck you're cooking. This kickass kitchen primer also serves up health benefits and nutrition to remind everyone, from clueless newbies to health nuts, how a plant-based lifestyle benefits our bodies, minds, environment and wallets. THAT'S RIGHT. EAT GREEN, SAVE GREEN. So scared of commitment you can't even dedicate some time to cook? Thug Kitchen's here to fix that sh*t: All recipes in TK 101 are guaranteed to be faster than delivery, so you can whip up some tasty meals with simple ingredients regardless of when you stumble home from work. You're too damn important to be eating garbage, so TK has made it easy to take care of #1: you. No needless nonsense or preachy bullsh*t. Just delicious, healthy, homemade food for all the full-time hustlers out there.
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The Layla Delaney Collection: 2014 - 2016

Author: Layla Delaney

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 1365265323

Category: Fiction

Page: N.A

View: 9310

Includes all fifteen novels and two novellas presented in chronological order to avoid plot spoilers. It all starts with Nicole and Gage in the Grand Slam Trilogy followed by the Arrested Hearts Series, Finding Harmony Series and Second Chances Series. **The 2017 Arrested Hearts novella has also been added to this collection.
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F*ck You Coloring Book

Sweary and Irreverent Adult Coloring Book

Author: Margaret Tyler

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781533625991

Category:

Page: 96

View: 2006

F*ck You Coloring Pages encourage:-Self expression-Color recognition-Therapy-Building motor skills-Focus
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The Fuck It List

All The Things You Can Skip Before You Die

Author: Kevin Pryslak

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1632280558

Category: Humor

Page: 264

View: 3464

Face it, life is short and who has time to see 1000 places, read 1000 more "classics" or see 1000 movies somebody else deems essential, and all that nonsense? Here is a list of 101 things you should never bother with from the fiendishly clever mind of Kevin Pryslak. The F*ck It List is a hilarious middle-finger salute to all those absurd life goals that will ensure an anxiety-filled middle age will be followed by shame-filled golden years. It pokes a sorely needed pin into a bloated rite of passage that's ripe for deflation. Do you really need to firewalk or didn't Oprah and Tony Robbins take care of that for us? Swimming with sharks is a really dumb idea, so let's leave that with the gullible reality tv desperadoes, shall we? Kevin Pryslak has come up with a "to don't list" that will have you laughing out loud and leave you with lots more time to do the all the things YOU really want to do!
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Wake the F*ck Up

Transform Your Life into One Epic Adventure

Author: Brett Moran

Publisher: Duncan Baird Publishers

ISBN: 1780288956

Category: Body, Mind & Spirit

Page: 192

View: 4266

Humorous and wise, gritty and real, Brett Moran is a spiritual gangsta and knows the score about transformation. In Wake the F*ck Up he shares the tools and techniques he's learnt on his journey so you can do the same. Whether you're looking to overhaul your health and energy, achieve your goals, or overcome negative behaviours and patterns, Wake the F*ck Up will show you how to tap into the natural highs of life move from lost to alive be successful and happy no matter what life throws at you create the life you want from the inside out Wake up to the power of meditation and mindfulness to help you overcome negative thoughts and feelings before creating a vision for what you want to achieve. Learn how to smash negative habits and re-engineer your energy through healthy lifestyle habits and creating a positive mind-set. Find more love, joy and happiness through simple gratitude practices and living more authentically, and use the simple and effective tools to help manifest positive change in all areas of your life. Real-life stories throughout will inspire you to think big and achieve even bigger while tough questions will help you overcome beliefs and conditioning that may have been keeping you caught in a life you didn't consciously choose and then help you stay on the right track. When you wake the f*ck up and start living the life you want, every day becomes an epic adventure.
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F#cking Wake Up

A free introduction to Wake the F#ck Up

Author: Brett Moran

Publisher: Watkins Publishing

ISBN: 1786780054

Category: Self-Help

Page: 40

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Change is hard. And when you want to transform your life, change can be even harder. But it doesn’t have to be. Brett Moran knows from experience what it’s like to feel trapped in your own life, by your circumstances and by your environment – but he also knows that you can break free. That you can find happiness, purpose and passion for life if you have the right tools. From inside his prison cell Brett made these changes to his own life, visualising and then achieving his own transformation. Now he invites you to join the revolution for change, and make your own life one epic adventure. In this free introduction to Wake the F*ck Up, you’ll learn about Brett’s story but also find some practical advice on taking those first steps towards changing your life for the better.
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The Eat Whatever the F*ck You Want to Method

Permanent Weight Loss Without Any Restrictions, Calorie Counting Or Other Ineffective Gimmicks

Author: Former Self

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781719141000

Category:

Page: 112

View: 1393

Tired of failing yet again on another one of your unwinnable battles against food and your mass? Tired of being a slave to 'healthy foods' that taste like SHIT? Tired of suffering the dreaded craving of hunger and still not losing an ounce of fat? Tired of counting your calorie intake or the amount of protein a food has, feeling more controlled than in control? Tired of loving chocolate yet hating it at the same time? Tired of overeating and feeling as if there was nothing that could stop you from doing so? Tired of being tired of being on a diet? Well than, its high time you read my book.
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F*ck That

An Honest Meditation

Author: Jason Headley

Publisher: Crown/Archetype

ISBN: 110190724X

Category: Humor

Page: 64

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Let this book help you find peace with the challenges that surround you. Because they are f*cking everywhere. We all have an inner voice. Sometimes it's just not quite as serene as we'd like. Based on the viral video that had everyone from yogis to workaholics raving, F*ck That is the completely truthful and oddly tranquil guide to achieving your inner peace. From the Hardcover edition.
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F*ck Off, I'm Coloring! Swear Word Coloring Book

40 Cuss Words and Insults to Color & Relax: Adult Coloring Books (Midnight Edition)

Author: James Alexander

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781946449993

Category:

Page: N.A

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AMAZON BEST SELLER - 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS F★ck Off, I'm Coloring! features over 40 hilarious curse words and insults to color, printed on beautiful black paper. Each page is beautifully designed with doodles, underwater realms, mermaids, faraway galaxies, skyscrapers, and much more. What's Inside: Over 40 Swear Words and Insults to Color (see list below) Beautiful Doodle Designs with Mermaids, Foxes, Owls, and More! Each Sweary Insult Is Printed on Black Paper Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words Fuck Douche Bitch Asshole Zero Fucks Given For Fuck's Sake! (featuring a cute fox) Asswipe Clusterfuck Shit Happens! Motherfucker Bastard Fucknugget What the lemon-scented fuck is wrong with you? (featuring lemon slices) Dickhead Fucktastic Scoop My Shit, You Slut! (with cute kittens) Piss Flaps Jackass Asshat Fuck You, You Twat Waffle! Bye Felicia! Fuck You, I'm Coloring! Calm Your Tits! Suck It Up, Buttercup! Baggy Vag Saggy Balls Twat Waffle Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck! Bullshit Sugar Tits Piss Off! Dipshit Fuckface Shit-a-brick Fuck You, and the Horse You Rode In On Skank My, My, Aren't You a Bitch... Fuckwit Twunt You Sneaky Little Shitgibbon Shitballs Fuck it! When things go tits up, what do you do? You pick up a James Alexander coloring book, of course! Dive into 40 intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, doodle-inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing a coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! Order now and get started! Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you... Preview the book at swearybook.com For business enquiries, contact [email protected] TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, fuck off im coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book"
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Metaphorosis 2016

Nearly Complete Stories

Author: B. Morris Allen

Publisher: Metaphorosis Publishing

ISBN: 1640760741

Category: Fiction

Page: 640

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Almost all the stories from Metaphorosis magazine's first year. Fifty three beautifully written science fiction and fantasy stories. Contents From the Editor January 2016 “The Demon in the Page”, Joshua Phillip Johnson “Cat Play”, Mari Ness “... and now He erases”, Rhoads Brazos “The Machinery”, Julia Warner “In the Belly of the Angel”, Henry Szabranski February 2016 “Heard”, Elise Forier Edie “Rowboat”, K. G. Anderson “How to Survive a Fish Attack”, Kato Thompson “Seeders”, Jamie Killen March 2016 “La Belle Dame”, Sabrina N. Balmick “The Sea Bank of Svalbard South”, Octavia Cade “The Heresy Machine”, Gerald Warfield “Spoiler: She Leaves Him”, Jack Noble April 2016 “The Flight Home”, Kaitlin McCloughan “The Sound Barrier”, Tony Clavelli “Whalesong”, L. Chan “Murder on the Adriana”, James Ross “Gathering Dust”, Meryl Stenhouse May 2016 “Tides of Reflection”, Mark Rookyard “A Song Without a Voice”, Brad Preslar “Solomon and the Dragon's Tongue”, Molly Etta “Mr. McAvennie's Freedom”, Dan Micklethwaite June 2016 “In Dew and Frost and Flame”, Vanessa Fogg “Sheer”, Phil Berry “Small Magics”, Kelly Sandoval “Adaptations to Coastal Erosion”, B. Morris Allen July 2016 “Regarding the Sainted Pirate Nicholas”, Michael M. Jones “My Dog is the Constellation Canis Major”, Jarod K. Anderson “Serenity”, Jeanette Gonzalez “The Last”, Premee Mohamed “Luminaria”, Matt Thompson August 2016 “Duet for Unaccompanied Cello”, Chanel Earl “Out Where the Rivenbuds Grow”, Mark Rookyard “The Bonesetter”, Santiago Belluco “So, You’re In an Alternate Universe”, Jeremy Packert Burke “Dragons I Have Slain”, B. Morris Allen September 2016 “Shiplight”, Benjamin C. Kinney “Strix Antiqua”, Hamilton Perez “Showtime”, Jamie Brindle “Flann Brónach and the King’s Champion”, Allison Wall October 2016 “The Hole in the Wall”, Andrew Leon Hudson “Shine”, Amelia Aldred “Undertow”, Jared Leonard “Comes the Tinker”, Karl Dandenell November 2016 “The Cartographer”, Caleb Warner “My Last Summer at Camp Unterlaken”, Eugene Morgulis “Pandemonium”, Allison Epstein “Hearts and Roses”, Kathryn Yelinek December 2016 “The World's Secret Heartbeat”, Aatif Rashid “The Nature of Glass”, Sandi Leibowitz “The Stars are Tiny Lights on a Perfect Black Dome”, Simon Kewin “The Doctor's Mask”, Taylor Hornig “Never Miss: Moses Abebe is a Machine”, J. T. Gill September 2015 "Metaphorosis", B. Morris Allen
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Able Muse, Summer 2016 (No. 21 - print edition)

a review of poetry, prose & art

Author: Amanda Jernigan,Andy Biggs

Publisher: Able Muse Press

ISBN: 1927409799

Category: Literary Collections

Page: 164

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This is the seminannual Able Muse Review (Print Edition) - Summer 2016 issue, Number 21. This issue continues the tradition of masterfully crafted poetry, fiction, essays, art & photography, and book reviews that have become synonymous with the Able Muse-online and in print. After more than a decade of online publishing excellence, Able Muse print edition maintains the superlative standard of the work presented all these years in the online edition, and, the Able Muse Anthology (Able Muse Press, 2010). ". . . [ ABLE MUSE ] fills an important gap in understanding what is really happening in early twenty-first century American poetry." - Dana Gioia. CONTENTS: EDITORIAL - Alexander Pepple. FEATURED ARTIST - Andy Biggs. FEATURED POET - Amanda Jernigan; (Interviewed by Ange Mlinko). FICTION - Andrew Valentine, Terri Brown-Davidson, John Christopher Nelson, Timothy Reilly. ESSAYS - Ron McFarland, N.S. Thompson, Barbara Haas. BOOK REVIEWS - Amit Majmudar, John Ellis. POETRY - Midge Goldberg, Jean L. Kreiling, Sankha Ghosh, Timothy Murphy, Pedro Poitevin, Joseph Hutchison, Pierre de Ronsard, Heinrich Heine, Catharine Savage Brosman, Rachel Hadas, Stephen Palos, Bruce Bennett, Doris Watts, Jeanne Emmons.
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Cat Person

Storys

Author: Kristen Roupenian

Publisher: Aufbau Digital

ISBN: 3841216846

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

View: 9156

Brillant, lakonisch und bitterkomisch: Das Psychogramm unserer Zeit. Mann und Frau. Mutter und Tochter. Freunde und Freundinnen. In zwölf Stories erkundet Kristen Roupenian das Lebensgefühl von Menschen in einer schönen neuen Welt. Fragile Hierarchien und prekäre Lebenssituationen auf der einen, das Bedürfnis nach Sicherheit und Spaß auf der anderen Seite: Alles ist möglich, aber wer sind wir, wenn wir alles sein können? Mit so viel Einsicht in die Wünsche und Ängste des Einzelnen hat man noch nicht über das Zusammenleben in dieser neuen Zeit gelesen - einer Zeit, in der alles greifbar ist, und es doch immer schwerer wird, auch nur das Geringste davon zu erreichen. „Einzigartig – zum ersten Mal werden die Befindlichkeiten der Millennials beschrieben.“ Washington Post
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Magic Cleaning

Wie richtiges Aufräumen Ihr Leben verändert

Author: Marie Kondo

Publisher: Rowohlt Verlag GmbH

ISBN: 3644491011

Category: Self-Help

Page: 224

View: 8169

Kaum jemandem macht es Spaß, aufzuräumen und sich von Dingen zu trennen. Die meisten von uns haben einfach nie gelernt, wirklich Ordnung zu halten. Denn auch beim Aufräumen gibt es den berühmten Jo-Jo-Effekt. Doch damit ist jetzt Schluss! Marie Kondo lässt keine Ausrede gelten. Die junge Japanerin hat eine bahnbrechende Strategie entwickelt, die auf wenigen simplen Grundsätzen beruht, aber dennoch höchst effektiv ist. So wird die Beschäftigung mit dem Gerümpel des Alltags schon mal zu einem Fest. Darüber hinaus sind die Auswirkungen, die Magic Cleaning tatsächlich auf unser Denken und unsere Persönlichkeit hat, noch viel erstaunlicher. Der Generalangriff auf das alltägliche Chaos macht uns zu selbstbewussten, zufriedenen, ausgeglichenen Menschen. Vereinfachen Sie Ihr Leben mit Magic Cleaning! Der Nr.-1-Bestseller aus Japan - über zwei Million verkaufte Exemplare
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