F*ck You 2016

Author: Bob A. N. Grypants

Publisher: Michael Joseph

ISBN: 9780718187743

Category:

Page: 80

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In the year that David Bowie died, Brexit shocked us, 'Hiddleswift' was a thing and Trump trumped, we are all asking ourselves was 2016 really the worst year ever? Find out in this special* commemorative book**. Inside this cathartic memento of the annus shitabulus that was 2016 you'll find a hilarious guide to everything that went wrong and the few - very few - things that actually went right. For example: - How was it that politics completely jumped the shark this year? - From Bowie to Prince, Ali to Cohen, we celebrate the many extraordinary artists who died rather than see Trump become President (Did Castro make it into the book? Close, but no cigar) - Compare 2016 with other terrible years in history - is it really the very worst? - Make sense of Manbuns, Pokemon Go, Hygge, Nigel Farage and other nonsense - With the aid of an electron microscope we hunt for something good that actually happened - Feel relieved about all the bad things that didn't occur - yet (there's always 2017, folks!) Featuring some really badly drawn illustrations, this comic compendium will soothe your troubled soul - before you throw it in the bin and prepare your mightily hungover self to face 2017. It has to be better, right? * i.e. hastily put together ** Warning: this book will spontaneously combust at midnight on December 31st 2016
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Fuck You, 2016

Author: Bob A. N. Grypants

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 1405932228

Category: Reference

Page: 80

View: 7867

In the year that David Bowie died, Brexit shocked us, 'Hiddleswift' was a thing and Trump trumped, we are all asking ourselves was 2016 really the worst year ever? Find out in this special* commemorative book**. Inside this cathartic memento of the annus shitabulus that was 2016 you'll find a hilarious guide to everything that went wrong and the few - very few - things that actually went right. For example: - How was it that politics completely jumped the shark this year? - From Bowie to Prince, Ali to Cohen, we celebrate the many extraordinary artists who died rather than see Trump become President (Did Castro make it into the book? Close, but no cigar) - Compare 2016 with other terrible years in history - is it really the very worst? - Make sense of Manbuns, Pokemon Go, Hygge, Nigel Farage and other nonsense - With the aid of an electron microscope we hunt for something good that actually happened - Feel relieved about all the bad things that didn't occur - yet (there's always 2017, folks!) Featuring some really badly drawn illustrations, this comic compendium will soothe your troubled soul - before you throw it in the bin and prepare your mightily hungover self to face 2017. It has to be better, right? * i.e. hastily put together ** Warning: this book will spontaneously combust at midnight on December 31st 2016
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Die subtile Kunst des darauf Scheißens

Author: Mark Manson

Publisher: MVG Verlag

ISBN: 3961210594

Category: Self-Help

Page: 224

View: 7850

Scheiß auf positives Denken sagt Mark Manson. Die ungeschönte Perspektive ist ihm lieber. Wenn etwas scheiße ist, dann ist es das eben. Und wenn man etwas nicht kann, dann sollte man dazu stehen. Nicht jeder kann in allem außergewöhnlich sein und das ist gut so. Wenn man seine Grenzen akzeptiert, findet man die Stärke, die man braucht. Denn es gibt so viele Dinge, auf die man im Gegenzug scheißen kann. Man muss nur herausfinden, welche das sind und wie man sie sich richtig am Arsch vorbeigehen lässt. So kann man sich dann auf die eigenen Stärken und die wichtigen Dinge besinnen und hat mehr Zeit, sein Potential gänzlich auszuschöpfen. Die subtile Kunst des darauf Scheißens verbindet unterhaltsame Geschichten und schonungslosen Humor mit hilfreichen Tipps für ein entspannteres und besseres Leben. Damit man seine Energie für sinnvolleres verwendet als für Dinge, die einem egal sein können.
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Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher: Dumont Buchverlag

ISBN: 3832185895

Category: Humor

Page: 32

View: 6538

Wer Kinder hat, weiß, dass Kuscheltiere und eine Gute-Nacht-Geschichte nicht immer helfen. Allzu oft bleibt ›Schlaf, Kindchen, schlaf‹ ein frommer Wunsch. Dann hockt man auf der Bettkante und könnte – bei aller Liebe – heulen vor Wut. ›Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!‹ zeigt die ungeschminkte Wahrheit und ist dabei so komisch, dass man sich die Verzweiflung von der Seele lacht. »Muss noch immer lachen und weinen – ein scheißgutes Buch.« Julia Franck
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Not Sorry

Vergeuden Sie Ihr Leben nicht mit Leuten und Dingen, auf die Sie keine Lust haben

Author: Sarah Knight

Publisher: Ullstein eBooks

ISBN: 3843714517

Category: Self-Help

Page: 224

View: 7626

Sind Sie gestresst und überarbeitet? Sind Sie enttäuscht vom Leben? Haben Sie es satt, allen zu gefallen, statt an sich selbst zu denken? Dann gilt auch für Sie: Sorry, but not sorry. Hören Sie auf, sich zu entschuldigen. Vergessen Sie die Meinung der anderen. Machen Sie sich frei von ungeliebten Verpflichtungen, Scham und Schuld. Beschäftigen Sie sich lieber mit Leuten und Dingen, die Sie glücklich machen. Sarah Knights Methoden helfen Ihnen dabei, sich von Unwichtigem zu trennen und das Leben zu genießen.
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The Layla Delaney Collection: 2014 - 2016

Author: Layla Delaney

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 1365265323

Category: Fiction

Page: N.A

View: 8437

Includes all fifteen novels and two novellas presented in chronological order to avoid plot spoilers. It all starts with Nicole and Gage in the Grand Slam Trilogy followed by the Arrested Hearts Series, Finding Harmony Series and Second Chances Series. **The 2017 Arrested Hearts novella has also been added to this collection.
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Thug Kitchen 101

Fast as F*ck

Author: Thug Kitchen

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 0751562319

Category: Cooking

Page: 240

View: 7622

The creators of the New York Times bestselling cookbook series Thug Kitchen are back to deliver you the sorta gentle, but always hilarious shove you need to take the leap into healthy eating. Thug Kitchen 101 includes more than 100 easy and accessible recipes to give you a solid start toward a better diet. TK holds your hand and explains ingredients from chickpeas to nooch so you'll feel confident knowing exactly what the f*ck you're cooking. This kickass kitchen primer also serves up health benefits and nutrition to remind everyone, from clueless newbies to health nuts, how a plant-based lifestyle benefits our bodies, minds, environment and wallets. THAT'S RIGHT. EAT GREEN, SAVE GREEN. So scared of commitment you can't even dedicate some time to cook? Thug Kitchen's here to fix that sh*t: All recipes in TK 101 are guaranteed to be faster than delivery, so you can whip up some tasty meals with simple ingredients regardless of when you stumble home from work. You're too damn important to be eating garbage, so TK has made it easy to take care of #1: you. No needless nonsense or preachy bullsh*t. Just delicious, healthy, homemade food for all the full-time hustlers out there.
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Fuck it! - Mach nur noch, was du gerne tust, und es ist egal, welchen Job du hast -

Author: John C. Parkin

Publisher: Ariston

ISBN: 3641198275

Category: Self-Help

Page: 288

View: 8727

Humorvoll und inspirierend Sagen wir »FUCK IT!« zu den hinderlichen Glaubenssätzen, die uns davon abhalten, einen Job auszuüben, der glücklich und wirklich erfolgreich macht! Erfrischend humorvoll nimmt John Parkin Dauerstress und Druck aus dem Arbeitsalltag und zeigt uns den richtigen Weg zu dem Job, der zu uns passt. Der Augenöffner für alle, die sich innerlich längst von ihrer Arbeit verabschiedet haben – immerhin 70 Prozent aller Berufstätigen!
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F*ck You Coloring Book

Sweary and Irreverent Adult Coloring Book

Author: Margaret Tyler

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781533625991

Category:

Page: 96

View: 8841

F*ck You Coloring Pages encourage:-Self expression-Color recognition-Therapy-Building motor skills-Focus
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Unfuck Yourself

Raus aus dem Kopf, rein ins Leben!

Author: Gary John Bishop

Publisher: L.E.O Verlag

ISBN: 3957361133

Category: Self-Help

Page: 224

View: 6583

Wer feststeckt oder an sich zweifelt, wem die Inspiration fehlt oder der Mut – der braucht Gary John Bishop. Doch Vorsicht: Wer sich auf ihn einlässt, dem werden die Ausreden ausgehen! Denn er macht ohne Umschweife klar, dass weder die anderen noch die Umstände unseren Zielen im Wege stehen, sondern dass wir uns selbst mit unserer Negativität sabotieren. Sein brillantes Manifest birgt die wirksamsten Techniken zur Selbstentwicklung, die uns heute zur Verfügung stehen. Ob es um den Beruf, die Liebe oder Finanzen geht, "Unfuck Yourself" gibt den ermutigenden und dringend benötigten Tritt in den Hintern – klar, schnörkellos, genial.
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Metaphorosis 2016

Nearly Complete Stories

Author: B. Morris Allen

Publisher: Metaphorosis Publishing

ISBN: 1640760741

Category: Fiction

Page: 640

View: 2998

Almost all the stories from Metaphorosis magazine's first year. Fifty three beautifully written science fiction and fantasy stories. Contents From the Editor January 2016 “The Demon in the Page”, Joshua Phillip Johnson “Cat Play”, Mari Ness “... and now He erases”, Rhoads Brazos “The Machinery”, Julia Warner “In the Belly of the Angel”, Henry Szabranski February 2016 “Heard”, Elise Forier Edie “Rowboat”, K. G. Anderson “How to Survive a Fish Attack”, Kato Thompson “Seeders”, Jamie Killen March 2016 “La Belle Dame”, Sabrina N. Balmick “The Sea Bank of Svalbard South”, Octavia Cade “The Heresy Machine”, Gerald Warfield “Spoiler: She Leaves Him”, Jack Noble April 2016 “The Flight Home”, Kaitlin McCloughan “The Sound Barrier”, Tony Clavelli “Whalesong”, L. Chan “Murder on the Adriana”, James Ross “Gathering Dust”, Meryl Stenhouse May 2016 “Tides of Reflection”, Mark Rookyard “A Song Without a Voice”, Brad Preslar “Solomon and the Dragon's Tongue”, Molly Etta “Mr. McAvennie's Freedom”, Dan Micklethwaite June 2016 “In Dew and Frost and Flame”, Vanessa Fogg “Sheer”, Phil Berry “Small Magics”, Kelly Sandoval “Adaptations to Coastal Erosion”, B. Morris Allen July 2016 “Regarding the Sainted Pirate Nicholas”, Michael M. Jones “My Dog is the Constellation Canis Major”, Jarod K. Anderson “Serenity”, Jeanette Gonzalez “The Last”, Premee Mohamed “Luminaria”, Matt Thompson August 2016 “Duet for Unaccompanied Cello”, Chanel Earl “Out Where the Rivenbuds Grow”, Mark Rookyard “The Bonesetter”, Santiago Belluco “So, You’re In an Alternate Universe”, Jeremy Packert Burke “Dragons I Have Slain”, B. Morris Allen September 2016 “Shiplight”, Benjamin C. Kinney “Strix Antiqua”, Hamilton Perez “Showtime”, Jamie Brindle “Flann Brónach and the King’s Champion”, Allison Wall October 2016 “The Hole in the Wall”, Andrew Leon Hudson “Shine”, Amelia Aldred “Undertow”, Jared Leonard “Comes the Tinker”, Karl Dandenell November 2016 “The Cartographer”, Caleb Warner “My Last Summer at Camp Unterlaken”, Eugene Morgulis “Pandemonium”, Allison Epstein “Hearts and Roses”, Kathryn Yelinek December 2016 “The World's Secret Heartbeat”, Aatif Rashid “The Nature of Glass”, Sandi Leibowitz “The Stars are Tiny Lights on a Perfect Black Dome”, Simon Kewin “The Doctor's Mask”, Taylor Hornig “Never Miss: Moses Abebe is a Machine”, J. T. Gill September 2015 "Metaphorosis", B. Morris Allen
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Boarderlines

Author: Andreas Brendt

Publisher: Conbook Verlag

ISBN: 3958890865

Category: Travel

Page: 416

View: 4648

"Wer mir einen nachvollziehbaren Grund nennen kann, erwachsen zu werden, bekommt sämtliches Gold der Welt, einen Oscar in allen Kategorien und sei gleichzeitig in die Hölle verbannt." Andi ist ein pflichtbewusster VWL-Student, dem eine lukrative Zukunft winkt. Doch dann entscheidet er spontan, sein Konto zu plündern und nach Asien aufzubrechen. Auf Bali wird er mit dem Surfvirus infiziert, und von nun an ist das Wellenreiten seine lebensbestimmende Leidenschaft, die ihn vor eine große Entscheidung stellt: Gibt er dem inneren Feuer Zündstoff oder ebnet er den Weg für die geplante Managerkarriere? Die Suche nach der Antwort dauert zehn Jahre und führt über unfassbare Abenteuer, durch ferne Länder, zeigt Begegnungen mit außergewöhnlichen Menschen, skurrilen Typen und gefährlichen Gangstern. Und sie beschreibt den ständigen Kampf mit sich selbst auf dem Weg zum persönlichen Glück. Boarderlines ist ein autobiografischer Reise-Roman über die schönsten Wellen dieses Planeten, die Sinnsuche und die Sehnsucht nach Abenteuer. Über ein Leben zwischen Pistolen, Edelsteinen, Malaria, einer entlegenen Insel, gemeinen Ganoven, allwissenden Professoren, und deutschen Bierdosen. Über Freundschaft und natürlich über die Liebe - zum Surfen, zu Menschen, zum Leben. Ein Erlebnis für junge Wilde und solche, die es (noch immer) werden wollen.
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Boarderlines - Fuck You Happiness

Author: Andreas Brendt

Publisher: Conbook Verlag

ISBN: 3958891225

Category: Travel

Page: 448

View: 4949

"Ich stehe vor dem Lehrerzimmer. Zehn Jahre lang bin ich durch die Welt gereist, um jetzt vor dieser Tür zu stehen. Naja, Hütte im Dschungel kann ja jeder." Nach zehn turbulenten Reisejahren ist Andi zurück in der Heimat und stürzt sich in das Experiment Deutschland. Er probt den Alltag als Lehrer und manchmal auch den Aufstand, denn Routine und Beamtenapparat graben ihm das Wasser ab. Doch dann kommt sie: Paula. Andis Welt steht Kopf und die Sehnsucht nach Meer wird unbezwingbar. Gemeinsam brechen sie auf, finden das Abenteuer, leben die Liebe und lieben das Leben. Bis sie den Boden unter den Füßen verlieren und alles aus der Bahn geworfen wird. Plötzlich befindet sich Andi auf der abenteuerlichsten Reise seines Lebens – ohne davon zu ahnen. "Fuck You Happiness" ist die heiß ersehnte Fortsetzung des Erfolgsdebüts Boarderlines. Noch mehr Reisen, noch mehr Abenteuer, noch mehr Liebe – zum Surfen, zu Menschen, zum Leben.
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Harlequin Blaze May 2016 Box Set

Daring Her SEAL\Come Closer, Cowboy\Big Sky Seduction\The Flyboy's Temptation

Author: Anne Marsh,Debbi Rawlins,Daire St. Denis,Kimberly Van Meter

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 1460398203

Category: Fiction

Page: 224

View: 4835

Harlequin® Blaze brings you four new redhot reads for one great price, available now! This Harlequin® Blaze bundle includes: DARING HER SEAL (Uniformly Hot!) by Anne Marsh DEA agent Ashley Dixon and Navy SEAL Levi Brandon are shocked to discover their faux wedding from their last mission was legitimate. They don’t even like each other! Which doesn’t mean they aren’t hot for each other… COME CLOSER, COWBOY (Made in Montana) by Debbi Rawlins Hollywood transplant Mallory Brandt is opening a new bar in Blackfoot Falls. She needs a fresh start, but sexy stuntman Gunner Ellison is determined to remind her of the past…one amazing night in particular. BIG SKY SEDUCTION by Daire St. Denis When uptight Gloria Hurst sleeps with laid-back cowboy Dillon Cross, she does what any control freak would do—pretend it never happened. But a moment of weakness is quickly turning into something that could last a lifetime! THE FLYBOY’S TEMPTATION by Kimberly Van Meter Former Air Force pilot J.T. Carmichael knew Dr. Hope Larsen’s request to fly into the Mexican jungle came with a mess of complications. But when they’re stranded, the heat between them becomes too hard to resist… Join HarlequinMyRewards.com to earn FREE books and more. Earn points for all your Harlequin purchases from wherever you shop.
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Fuck Cancer

Denn meine Wut macht mich stark gegen den Krebs

Author: Myriam von M.

Publisher: Edel:Books

ISBN: 3959101015

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 240

View: 9985

Myriams Leben war schon immer von Schicksalsschlägen geprägt – doch der folgenschwerste ereilt die junge Frau mit 25 Jahren: Krebs. Myriam lässt schmerzhafte Prozeduren über sich ergehen. Doch sie kämpft weiter für ihr Leben, findet eine neue Liebe und wird zur Botschafterin im Dienste der Aufklärung über Krebs. Mit ihren radikalen Projekten, in denen sie beispielsweise Frauen mit ihren OP-Narben ablichtet, begeistert sie Betroffene und Nicht-Betroffene gleichermaßen. Nun erzählt die unermüdliche Kämpferin auch in ihrem Buch von ihren Erfahrungen und was sie antreibt, sich jeden Tag dem Leben neu zu stellen.
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Wake the F*ck Up

Transform Your Life into One Epic Adventure

Author: Brett Moran

Publisher: Duncan Baird Publishers

ISBN: 1780288956

Category: Body, Mind & Spirit

Page: 192

View: 5006

Humorous and wise, gritty and real, Brett Moran is a spiritual gangsta and knows the score about transformation. In Wake the F*ck Up he shares the tools and techniques he's learnt on his journey so you can do the same. Whether you're looking to overhaul your health and energy, achieve your goals, or overcome negative behaviours and patterns, Wake the F*ck Up will show you how to tap into the natural highs of life move from lost to alive be successful and happy no matter what life throws at you create the life you want from the inside out Wake up to the power of meditation and mindfulness to help you overcome negative thoughts and feelings before creating a vision for what you want to achieve. Learn how to smash negative habits and re-engineer your energy through healthy lifestyle habits and creating a positive mind-set. Find more love, joy and happiness through simple gratitude practices and living more authentically, and use the simple and effective tools to help manifest positive change in all areas of your life. Real-life stories throughout will inspire you to think big and achieve even bigger while tough questions will help you overcome beliefs and conditioning that may have been keeping you caught in a life you didn't consciously choose and then help you stay on the right track. When you wake the f*ck up and start living the life you want, every day becomes an epic adventure.
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F#cking Wake Up

A free introduction to Wake the F#ck Up

Author: Brett Moran

Publisher: Watkins Publishing

ISBN: 1786780054

Category: Self-Help

Page: 40

View: 5109

Change is hard. And when you want to transform your life, change can be even harder. But it doesn’t have to be. Brett Moran knows from experience what it’s like to feel trapped in your own life, by your circumstances and by your environment – but he also knows that you can break free. That you can find happiness, purpose and passion for life if you have the right tools. From inside his prison cell Brett made these changes to his own life, visualising and then achieving his own transformation. Now he invites you to join the revolution for change, and make your own life one epic adventure. In this free introduction to Wake the F*ck Up, you’ll learn about Brett’s story but also find some practical advice on taking those first steps towards changing your life for the better.
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Harlequin Blaze October 2016 Box Set

His to Protect\Her Halloween Treat\The Mighty Quinns: Tristan\A Dangerously Sexy Secret

Author: Karen Rock,Tiffany Reisz,Kate Hoffmann,Stefanie London

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 1488025150

Category: Fiction

Page: 224

View: 5206

Harlequin® Blaze brings you four new redhot reads for one great price, available now! This Harlequin® Blaze bundle includes: HIS TO PROTECT (Uniformly Hot!) by Karen Rock Lt. Commander Mark Sampson hasn’t been the same since he left one of his rescue swimmers in a stormy sea. Too bad the beautiful stranger he just spent the night with is the man’s sister…and a Red Cross nurse assigned to his next mission! HER HALLOWEEN TREAT (Men at Work) by Tiffany Reisz If the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, handyman Chris Steffensen is definitely repairing Joey Silvia’s broken heart. But is Joey’s high school friend a guy she could really fall for? THE MIGHTY QUINNS: TRISTAN (The Mighty Quinns ) by Kate Hoffmann Lawyer Tristan Quinn poses as a writer to start a charm campaign against the residents of a writer’s colony who are staunchly opposed to selling. But his fiercest—and sexiest—opponent, Lily Harrison, isn’t buying it. So he’ll have to up his offensive from charm…to seduction. A DANGEROUSLY SEXY SECRET (The Dangerous Bachelors Club) by Stefanie London Wren Livingston must hide her identity from her to-die-for neighbor, Rhys Glover, while he investigates the crime she’s committed. But hiding her attraction to him proves impossible after one particularly intimate night…
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F*ck Off, I'm Coloring! Swear Word Coloring Book

40 Cuss Words and Insults to Color & Relax: Adult Coloring Books (Midnight Edition)

Author: James Alexander

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781946449993

Category:

Page: N.A

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AMAZON BEST SELLER - 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS F★ck Off, I'm Coloring! features over 40 hilarious curse words and insults to color, printed on beautiful black paper. Each page is beautifully designed with doodles, underwater realms, mermaids, faraway galaxies, skyscrapers, and much more. What's Inside: Over 40 Swear Words and Insults to Color (see list below) Beautiful Doodle Designs with Mermaids, Foxes, Owls, and More! Each Sweary Insult Is Printed on Black Paper Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words Fuck Douche Bitch Asshole Zero Fucks Given For Fuck's Sake! (featuring a cute fox) Asswipe Clusterfuck Shit Happens! Motherfucker Bastard Fucknugget What the lemon-scented fuck is wrong with you? (featuring lemon slices) Dickhead Fucktastic Scoop My Shit, You Slut! (with cute kittens) Piss Flaps Jackass Asshat Fuck You, You Twat Waffle! Bye Felicia! Fuck You, I'm Coloring! Calm Your Tits! Suck It Up, Buttercup! Baggy Vag Saggy Balls Twat Waffle Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck! Bullshit Sugar Tits Piss Off! Dipshit Fuckface Shit-a-brick Fuck You, and the Horse You Rode In On Skank My, My, Aren't You a Bitch... Fuckwit Twunt You Sneaky Little Shitgibbon Shitballs Fuck it! When things go tits up, what do you do? You pick up a James Alexander coloring book, of course! Dive into 40 intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, doodle-inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing a coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! Order now and get started! Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you... Preview the book at swearybook.com For business enquiries, contact [email protected] TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, fuck off im coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book"
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